Caturday felid trifecta: weird moggies, myopic vet, and Loki the cat in space

September 26, 2015 • 10:00 am

Many readers alerted me to a piece in the Guardian, “If you live with a cat, you live with a weirdo: tales of feline oddity.” The paper asked its readers to send in bizarre tales of their cats, and it got plenty. Some, like this one from Sarah Grieco, were illustrated with photos. Be sure to look at them all (most are by writers and editors). My own title would be “If you live with a cat, you live with an asshole.”  But we love those little jerks!

My cat Velcro (named that because he used to stick his claws on me as a kitten) has a funny habit of sticking his paws in people’s water if they leave the table. This past Christmas, I walked away to take a call and my mom caught him in the act. So sneaky! But we wouldn’t always know if our water was … cat-aminated, if you will. Eventually we had to resort to putting coasters atop our glasses if we ventured away from our beverages.

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Velcro in action. Photograph by Sarah Grieco for the Guardian

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Here’s a British ad for a spectacle company:

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Finally, The Weather Channel reported how two Seattle girls, Kimberley and Rebecca Yeung (8 and 10 respectively), launched a weather-and-cat balloon, complete with GPS so they could find it. The balloon rose to the edge of space:

Made out of wood and broken arrow shafts, the craft rose to 78,000 feet with the help of a weather balloon filled with helium, reports GeekWire. Attached to the craft were two GoPro cameras, a flight computer and a photo of their cat, Loki, attached to a Lego R2-D2 figurine, thus inspiring the name: the Loki Lego Launcher.

While the craft was in the air, it recorded data for height, temperature, altitude and speed.

In a graph shared by the girls’ father, the data shows the balloon popped around 78,000 feet, where it reached its fastest speed of 110 km/h (about 68 mph). Through its journey, which lasted a little more than four hours, it maintained an average speed of about 35 km/h (approximately 22 mph).

The girls chose a launch site in central Washington to avoid the craft landing on anyone upon its descent. With the help of their GPS tracker, they were able to find it in the cow field full of tall grass it landed in.

Here’s the video; I love it! What a great project for the kids.

And here’s the photo of a photo of Loki attached to the device, way up in the air:

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h/t: jsp, Michael, Arno, Cindy

Friday in Dobrzyn

September 26, 2015 • 9:00 am

As I was not well most of yesterday, there’s not much to show except food and animals: I didn’t even go for walkies. But here, for what it’s worth, are a few holiday snaps.

First, another cherry pie was made with Malgorzata’s scrumptious walnut crust. She is keeping her vow that I will not go pieless during a single day that I’m in Dobrzyn:

 

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Paradise is not 72 black-eyed virgins, but rather a piece of homemade cherry pie on the couch, consumed in the company of The Princess:

Hili and Pie

Cyrus is omnipresent, especially at mealtimes. Although he is not allowed to consume human food, his giant snout insinuates its way under your arm or into your lap when you’re dining.

Cyrus

He has a capacious maw, much like that of of a baleen whale:

Cyrus yawning

Because Cyrus and I are rivals for Hili’s affection, when she’s on the couch with me I must keep her out of sight. For when Cyrus sees her, he comes over and LOOMS, and she jumps off the couch to follow him to the dog bed. Imagine the indignity of being rejected in favor of a d*g!! So when Hili’s with me, I place her in the corner of the couch beside me so that she’s not easily seen.  When I get up for coffee or a bathroom break, I make a “Hili Wall” to keep her invisible to Cyrus, whose head you can see peeking from under the table:

Hili Wall

A Cyrus-eye view of the Hili Wall. As you see, the cat cannot be seen. But if he knew what was going on, he’d surely say, “Professor Ceiling Cat, tear down that wall!”

Hili Wall, Cyrus eye view

Finally, a simple but tasty dinner: Polish beefsteak with garlic butter, potatoes, chopped salad (a hybrid between salad and cole slaw), all washed down with a glass of cold Zubr beer. More pie was consumed after dinner.

Dinner

Saturday: Hili dialogue

September 26, 2015 • 1:45 am

Today is a Big Day. Although I’m still a bit under the weather with a sore throat and general grottiness, I am going to pick myself up and head to Wrocklawek with Andrzej and Malgorzata, where we’ve been invited for tea and cake by Elzbieta, half the staff of Leon the Hiking Cat. I am told that we will then repair to the forest, where I’ll be allowed to hold Leon’s leash, and go looking for elk and deer. I hope to film Leon in action. Although Ben Goren may tout the outdoor virtues of Baihu, that Arizona tabby could not, I think, walk 6 km uphill in the snow!

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is being her usual solipsistic self. Today’s dialogue even has a title:

MODESTY

Hili: I’m an important part of the Universe.
A: An indispensable part.

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SKROMNOŚĆ
Hili: Jestem ważną częścią wszechświata.
Ja: Niezbywalną.

A funny but telling argument against God’s existence

September 25, 2015 • 1:30 pm

I’m reading the book shown below (click on the link to go to its Amazon page), a useful summary of nonbelievers’ responses to religionists’ arguments for God. The book has done quite well since it came out a year ago; its author is an ex-Muslim who now heads The Atheist Republic, a support group and resource center for heathens.

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Navabi’s argument #2 is “God’s Existence is Proven by Scripture.” That’s a common claim, most obvious in the arguments that Jesus really existed and that his deeds were real—simply because the Bible tells us so. Navabi’s refutation occupies five pages of the book, but is more economically expressed in this cartoon sent me by reader Paul D:

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Q.E.D.

Ex-Muslim Maryam Namazie refused platform at Warwick University because criticizing Islam is “hate speech”

September 25, 2015 • 12:30 pm

Well, British universities are up to their usual anti-free-thought shenanigans again. This time it took the form of Warwick University’s Student Union refusing to allow Maryam Namazie to speak. Namazie, an Iranian-born ex-Muslim who runs or is active in several organizations that promote human rights and offer resources for ex-Muslims, was invited to talk by the University’s Atheist Society. The Union overruled them.

Namazie writes about it at One Law for All, quoting the following response she got from the Union:

This is because after researching both her and her organisation, a number of flags have been raised. We have a duty of care to conduct a risk assessment for each speaker who wishes to come to campus.

There a number of articles written both by the speaker and by others about the speaker that indicate that she is highly inflammatory, and could incite hatred on campus. This is in contravention of our external speaker policy:

The President (or equivalent) of the group organising any event is responsible for the activities that take place within their events.  All speakers will be made aware of their responsibility to abide by the law, the University and the Union’s various policies, including that they:

  • must not incite hatred, violence or call for the breaking of the law
  • are not permitted to encourage, glorify or promote any acts of terrorism including individuals, groups or organisations that support such acts
  • must not spread hatred and intolerance in the community and thus aid in disrupting social and community harmony
  • must seek to avoid insulting other faiths or groups, within a framework of positive debate and challenge
  • are not permitted to raise or gather funds for any external organisation or cause without express permission of the trustees.

In addition to this, there are concerns that if we place conditions on her attendance (such as making it a member only event and having security in attendance, asking for a transcript of what she intends to say, recording the speech) she will refuse to abide by these terms as she did for Trinity College Dublin.

This rationale is bogus. Namazie neither calls for lawbreaking nor deliberately incites hatred or violence: she criticizes Islam, largely because of its invidious attitude towards women. And the decision is hypocritical, for, as Namazie notes, a group protesting Christian attitudes against gays would surely not be refused a platform at the school for proffering “insults” and “hate speech.”

What this means is that the real issue here is not what is said, but how those who are criticized may react. Some Muslims have refined such reactions to a fine art—to the degree that one dare not speak out against their faith for fear of banning, or worse. And the “I’m offended” tactic, translated into “you’re offering hate speech”, works very well at British schools.

Here’s a small part of Namazie’s response:

The Student Union seems to lack an understanding of the difference between criticising religion, an idea, or a far-Right political movement on the one hand and attacking and inciting hate against people on the other. Inciting hatred is what the Islamists do; I and my organisation challenge them and defend the rights of ex-Muslims, Muslims and others to dissent.

The Student Union position is of course nothing new. It is the predominant post-modernist “Left” point of view that conflates Islam, Muslims and Islamists, homogenises the “Muslim community”, thinks believers are one and the same as the religious-Right and sides with the Islamist narrative against its many dissenters.

For my part, I’ll add that in a democracy like the U.K., we simply cannot allow legitimate criticism of religious tenets to be stifled because of the possibility it will offend people. And we cannot coddle one religious group, Muslims, while allowing criticism of others. The student union of Warwick, apparently, places a particular brand of identity politics above democracy itself.

h/t: Steve K.