John McWhorter goes all in for land acknowledgments

October 23, 2026 • 10:15 am

Although John McWhorter may have been taken on board the New York Times as a reliably “heterodox” columnist (remember his bestselling critique of wokeism Woke Racism: How a New Religion has Betrayed Black America?), he occasionally comes up with something that’s pretty woke in itself. One example is his recent article favoring land acknowledgments.  Click below to read it if you subscribe, or find the piece archived here.

McWhorter is a smart and thoughtful man, and I wouldn’t dare accuse him of producing pieces like this just to keep his job.  But my “J’accuse” here is the weakness of his argument and his tendency to leave out counterarguments.  As you’ll see, his primary argument for giving land acknowledgments is because it “feels to him like the right thing to do.” He gives a few other benefits of these acknowledgments, but doesn’t talk about the problems, including the fact that many indigenous North Americans oppose acknowledgments and the issue of exactly who displaced who is often a problematic historical question.

Note that McWhorter says in the title below that land acknowledgments are both woke and right, but it was McWhorter himself who turned “woke” into a pejorative word, meaning (in my view) “something that purports to effect social justice but doesn’t do so, being largely performative.”  His whole book, in fact, is an argument against the “woke” nature of much antiracism, including that of Ibram Kendi and Robin DiAngelo. Is McWhorter now trying to reverse the meaning he gave to the term? (Note that “woke” originally was not pejorative but denoted awareness of racism and bigotry.)

Now I have no objection to land acknowledgments if they’re just meant to teach history, but you know very well that this is not their purpose. Their main purpose is to expiate the guilt of people who see themselves as “displacers”. It is generally a performative exercise that accomplishes nothing and can, as noted below, even be counterproductive, reducing interest in indigenous cultures.  Many of the people who have to suffer through these exercises had no part in the oppression of Native Americans but are cast as oppressors anyway. (My ancestors, for example, were in Eastern Europe fighting off Jew haters, and didn’t arrive in America until the early 20th century.)

But let me quote McWhorter, who deals briefly with the “performative” stuff and dispels it by saying that “some response is better than none”:

. . . . I think the land acknowledgments are wonderful.

Statements often also say that the original inhabitants were parted from their land by treachery, violence and European disease, and also note that their descendants survive and remain stewards of the land.

Events at Yale University, for example, sometimes begin with this acknowledgment:

“Yale University acknowledges that Indigenous peoples and nations, including Mohegan, Mashantucket Pequot, Eastern Pequot, Schaghticoke, Golden Hill Paugussett, Niantic, and the Quinnipiac and other Algonquian speaking peoples, have stewarded through generations the lands and waterways of what is now the state of Connecticut. We honor and respect the enduring relationship that exists between these peoples and nations and this land.”

As for the performative aspect, McWhorter says this:

Many find these acknowledgments an inauthentic way of genuflecting to injustice without having to actually do anything about it. But institutions often treat the acknowledgments as one of many strategies for supporting the local Indigenous groups. Yale now grants a certificate in Native American and Indigenous studies. Its joint project with N.Y.U. supports Native American tribal sovereignty through legal advocacy and educational initiatives.

Yet obviously any efforts can repair only partly. Most of the descendants of the Lenape who originally inhabited Manhattan now live in Oklahoma and Wisconsin (and Ontario), their ancestors having been forcibly relocated there by whites in the 1800s.

But some response is better than none, and to sneer at land acknowledgments as performative nonsense is letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

People often put land acknowledgments in the same basket as calling the soft bigotry of low expectations “D.E.I.” and calling for the defunding of the police. But trashing land acknowledgments because of these other woke shibboleths is like dismissing paved roads because the Romans built them but also espoused slavery, sexism and violence as spectacle. “Look at what the Romans were like — no aqueducts for me!”

This is a bogus argument: land acknowledgments do not improve society the way paved roads do. In the vast majority of cases, organizations who deliver the land acknowledgments (henceforth “LAs”) do not do anything to help the displaced peoples: they do not give money as reparations, return the land, or otherwise help the displaced people (more later on “displacement”).

McWhorter does give a couple of examples of nonperformative LAs. This one, involving bigotry decades ago, has little force:

My grandmother was a seamstress for a rich white family that would give their staff a luscious rustic week each summer on their island in Maine. She brought my family along in the summer of 1975. You could drink the lake water, it was so clean and clear. Dinner nightly was big lobsters. All you had to do was dip your rod in the water, and you’d be sure to pull up a bass. The cook made splendid blueberry pie with the local berries. The dogs were cute. In our “cottage,” there was for some reason not a piano but an organ; I loved learning how to work it.

The Polaroids of all of this just shine to this day with what a simple, unalloyed joy that week was. Except that late at night, I heard the white staff, always so warm and friendly around us, talking fiercely about the local Native Americans — I’m guessing they were the Passamaquoddy — as if they were less than human.

Apparently, the week in Maine is the equivalent of a land acknowledgment, but I’d rather have that and lobster dinners than empty words. And you can be sure that the staff were not Native Americans but African-Americans, and slavery and its sequelae are not the same thing as Native Americans displaced from their land.

McWhorter also cites, to his credit, something he did as reparations:

Later, I participated in a program helping restore Native Americans’ languages to them (Leanne Hinton’s pioneering Breath of Life). For one of the languages, a set of flash cards was one of the few records of its key words, and it had gone missing. The cards happened to turn up at my house, where one of the other assistants had accidentally left them after a gathering. When I gave them back to one of the group’s members, I will never forget her tears and the sincerity of her long hug. These people lost so much, and it still hurts.

There he put his money where his mouth is, but I have to say that giving back a pack of flash cards is not much reparations—not compared to giving back money or land.

But what does McWhorter leave out? Here are four issues:

Land acknowledgments can be detrimental. I mentioned that many people who deliver or hear LAs had no part in “stealing” land.  He also leaves out that land acknowledgments can, on the whole, be detrimental. Here’s a paper this year in Nature Human Behavior showing how:

The abstract relates that LAs can make people aware of “local indigenous groups” but also reduce interest in the culture and heritage of such groups. The conclusion is that LAs are pretty performative, serving mostly to elevate the reputation of organizations that make them rather than effect social justice. They are, in a word, performative:

Land acknowledgements—formal statements recognizing Indigenous custodianship of land—are widespread in Australia, where they originated, and have been gaining traction in the USA. Proponents argue they raise awareness of Indigenous histories and build support for reparations, but causal evidence is limited. Here randomized experiments on non-Indigenous populations in Australia (N = 1,724) and the USA (N = 1,773) find that exposure to land acknowledgements increases awareness of local Indigenous groups but can reduce interest in Indigenous culture and heritage. We find no significant effects on a range of political attitudes, including collective guilt and support for reparations. Additional experiments (N = 3,638) suggest that the adoption of land acknowledgements provides small reputational benefits to institutions facing public scrutiny. Costlier practices—such as financial compensation and Indigenous participation in decision-making—have significantly larger effects. These findings suggest that land acknowledgements primarily improve organizational reputation rather than generate sociopolitical change.

Many indigenous people oppose land acknowledgments. Below the fold I’ve given what Grok told me (with references) when I decided to ask it if any indigenous people opposed LAs. Grok spat out a pretty long list, with indigenous people citing the performative nature of LAs as means of flaunting one’s virtue and expiating white guilt.  LAs are also said to sometimes be historically inaccurate (see below), patronizing, and unable to provide “concrete benefits” for Native Americans.  In the cases I’ve heard, the LAs are delivered by white people, descendants of immigrants who didn’t drive anybody off their lands.

McWhorter doesn’t mention this. He just says that some acknowledgment is better than none. The article above suggests that this isn’t correct, especially if the LAs are quickly forgotten, as they often are. In that case, what “good” is done except for the LA announcers feeling good about themselves?

The history of North America is complex, beginning 20,000 years ago when Asians crossed the Bering Strait to colonize America. They subsequently split into many different populations as they spread south and east. Those populations sometimes cohered within themselves as “tribes,” and there’s a long history of intertribal warfare among Native Americans, with tribes displacing other tribes from their land and killing off or assimilating them. 

McWhorter doesn’t mention this, but the history is long, and very often a historically accurate LA would indict Native Americans tribes in sequence, valorizing only the last group that was displaced.

I’ll give two examples that can stand for many. First, the Comanche systematically forced the Apaches off “Apache land” (note that the concept of land ownership differed from what we have today); see here and here.

Likewise, the Lakota “were pushed onto the northern Great Plains during the seventeenth century by conflicts with the Anishinaabe and Cree; after adopting horse culture around 1730, they crossed the Missouri River and established themselves in the Black Hills by the 1770s as the spiritual center of their territory.” The moving and expanding Lakota then pushed out the Cheyenne “tribe” as well as other groups like the Crow and Kiowa. You’d need a very long acknowledgment to detail all this, and of course it would indict, along with white colonists, the Cree and the Lakota themselves. You can’t just give a performative LA indicting the present white “settlers,” for you’d be neglecting the nefarious conquests of the Lakota by the Cree and of the Cheyenne and Kiowa by the Lakota.  Is only the last group guilty? This also makes the question of reparations intractable: would a modern member of the Lakota apologize for displacing the Cheyenne, and offer reparations?

And of course all of these displacements trace back to the original users of land: the descendants of the H. sapiens who crossed into North America 20,ooo years ago.

Land Acknowledgments that indict only modern white people involve a form of “race essentialism”. This was suggested by Greg, who said this to me in an email:

There is race-essentialism inherent in LA’s. Some particular people of various ethnic groups displaced other particular ethnic groups. You (Jerry) are guilty because you are white– none of your ancestors were here at the time of the Indian wars, but yet you are guilty, because some other white people defeated some Indians, and all Indians have the same essence.

The question of LA is thorny and tortuous, but none of these issues are raised by McWhorter. There are far more LAs given than real attempts to “atone” for displacement, and we all know that the vast bulk of LAs are performative.  Yes, McWhorter can defend them as being “the right thing to do”, but if McWhorter is going to lecture white colonists on what is “right to do”, shouldn’t he also be lecturing the Lakota, the Cree, and dozens of other Native Americans groups who were “displacers”?

A war between tribes, taken from the video cited above:

[Addendum by Greg Mayer. Jerry and I were discussing this while he was composing his post, and he asked me to add some more thoughts, so here goes. The entire concept of indigenous is not at all straight forward. In biogeography, the word “indigenous”, as applied to plants or animals, has a relatively clear meaning– not transported to a place by man. (There are some terminological issues when dealing with recent natural dispersals.) But that doesn’t work for people– all people were brought by people! The term seems to mean “whoever was there when the first Europeans got there”. But why start “indigeneity” at that time point? Most places on Earth have been inhabited by people for a long time, and there have usually been numerous displacements, often by people who were culturally, linguistically, and ethnically distinct.  What makes some of the later groups indigenous? About the only places that we know who the first people there were are remote islands that were discovered by Europeans (and the first inhabitants were thus those very Europeans, e.g., Bermuda), or which were discovered so recently that a relatively complete archeological record documents the history of occupation (e.g. much of Polynesia). We know the Sioux displaced the Crow, but we can be pretty sure the Crow had not lived there for 14,000 years, so who is indigenous?

Until the post-World War II settlement of the world order, the conquest and occupation of land was the main theme of human history. There were all sorts of laws and principles about these things, beyond brute force– What is a terra nullius? What is effective occupation? (the latter still sort of an issue in the Falklands). It was only after WWII that it was generally agreed that borders can’t be changed by force, but only by negotiated agreements. Thus Czechoslovakia split peacefully, but most of the world condemns the Russian invasion of the Ukraine.

Land acknowledgements in northern Italy would have to have the current Italians apologize to the Lombards (Germans), who would apologize for taking it from the Byzantines (who were legally Romans but mostly Greek), who would apologize for taking it from the Western Romans, who would apologize for taking  it from the Celts the preceding is a huge simplification). Beyond the Celts, the historical record is meager, but I’m sure the Celts got it from somebody else.]

Examples of indigenous people opposing land acknowledgments are given below the fold (click “continue reading”)

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Friday: Hili dialogue

October 23, 2026 • 6:45 am

Welcome to Friday, October 23, 2026, with November coming on fast. And it’s National Mole Day, celebrating not the animal but the unit of measurement. Note that the holiday is time-specific, spanning 12 hours, and has already begun.

National Mole Day

More specifically, the celebrations take place between 6:02 AM and 6:02 PM. In the U.S., the time and date are written 6:02 10/23. The time and date are derived from Avogadro’s number. Avogadro’s number is approximately 6.02×10^23. Hence, defining the number of particles (atoms or molecules) in one mole of a substance, one of the seven base SI units.

From Wikipedia:

The Avogadro number is an exact number equal to the number of constituent particles in one mole of any substance (by definition of the mole), historically derived from the experimental determination of the number of atoms in 12 grams of carbon-12 (12C) before the 2019 revision of the SI, i.e. the gram-to-dalton ratio, g/Da.

Here’s the Italian scientist Amadeo Avogadro, from whom the constant comes. He looks a bit scary:

Uploader: Anton at German Wikipedia., Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

It’s also Global Champagne Day, National Boston Cream Pie Day, National iPod Day (RIP), Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano Day, and National Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day. 

About those swallows:

On or around October 23rd, the Day of San Juan, the swallows gather in a swirling, breathtaking mass before departing for their winter home—a 6,000-mile journey to Goya, Corrientes, Argentina. Then, with what seems like clockwork precision, they return to the exact same spot in San Juan Capistrano on or about March 19th, St. Joseph’s Day, to the delight of locals and visitors who gather to welcome them home.

Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the October 23 Wikipedia page.

Da Nooz:

*The NYT hasn’t yet sided with Putin in the Ukraine/Russia war, and in fact they’re still criticizing both him and, of course, Trump, who seems to be courting the Russian dictator. In a new headline called “Putin Nears a Prize: Restoring Ties With the U.S. While Giving Up Nothing” (subtitle “Russia has sought to separate the war in Ukraine from potential business deals and diplomacy with the United States. Its efforts now appear to be working”), Putin is clearly cast as the overall winner. It gets goodies and its war with Ukraine isn’t impeded. (The article is archived here.)

Now, exactly a year after the oil sanctions, Mr. Putin has never been so close to his goal of normalizing relations with Washington without having to make any compromises on Ukraine.

Over the past week and a half, Mr. Trump has set aside years of U.S. foreign policy by openly embracing Mr. Putin and easing the economic pressure on the Kremlin. At the same time, Mr. Trump has vilified President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine, the putative American ally trying to defend his nation against a Russian invasion.

On Oct. 9, Mr. Trump announced that the United States would buy Russian diesel, asking for no concessions from Mr. Putin in return. The Trump administration went on to pressure Ukraine to stop striking oil refineries — Kyiv’s most powerful lever — and suspended Russia sanctions that Mr. Trump had just signed into law. Mr. Trump declared that “Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine.”

The diesel deal was in part a political calculation by Mr. Trump before the midterm elections, as he tries to lower fuel prices. But that action and others that followed also reflect the president’s long-evident affinity for Mr. Putin, which the Russian leader has assiduously cultivated even while continuing the war and denying Mr. Trump a coveted prize.

Ever since Mr. Trump returned to office, Russia has sought to separate the conflict in Ukraine from potential business agreements and closer diplomatic ties with the United States. The Trump administration held back, even as it slashed aid to Ukraine, largely continuing a Biden administration policy of refraining from economic deals with Russia until Mr. Putin stopped the war.

. . .“In my personal view, victory has already been achieved,” the pro-Putin journalist Marina Akhmedova wrote on social media on Wednesday. “It is not just a matter of the 20 to 25 percent of territory we have liberated,” she added, referring to Russian-occupied land in Ukraine. “It is also about how the United States now engages with Russia.”

Many analysts call the economic incentives offered by Mr. Trump the wrong solution to a war being waged over political and security questions. Still, during his visit to St. Petersburg, Russia, on Wednesday, Mr. Witkoff said that the diesel deal was “another example of what we can achieve by working together.” Mr. Putin, in turn, suggested a deal on Russian fertilizer.

I don’t see how the U.S. can ethically separate helping a dictatorship from the fact that the dictatorship invaded a democratic country that is (or was) our ally. It’s like Churchill giving economic aid to Hitler after he invaded Austria and Czechoslovakia.

*The field of “fat studies” has become polluted by an ideology arguing (misleadingly) that being obese carries no health penalties. (The mantra is “Healthy at Any Size.”) This, at least, was the message of a panel discussion at Harvard Medical School and described by the Free Press.

Obesity isn’t unhealthy. Medical paperwork is violence. We’re living under fascism for fat people. All these arguments have been asserted not in an uber-woke Reddit thread—or, not only there—but at a panel sponsored by Harvard Medical School.

“Against the Pathology of Unruly Bodies” took place on September 30, and I had the pleasure of attending, via Zoom. The event featured a research-based criticism of established obesity medicine from a series of qualified experts and scientists. Just kidding. It was, instead, a bizarre panel conversation of far-left, Covid-mask-wearing activists seeking to promote—at an elite medical school—an alternative version of reality. It was also a disturbing reminder that, in some of our most powerful institutions, progressive activism is still freely eroding well-established fact.

The event was hosted by New York Times contributing writer and famed left-wing author Roxane Gay, evidently in her capacity as a visiting professor and artist-in-residence at Harvard Medical School. (I wasn’t aware medical schools employed artists-in-residence.) She was joined on the panel by the socialist writer Da’Shaun L. Harrison, a biological male who identifies as transgender and uses they/them pronouns, and whose scientific credentials include authoring the book Belly of the Beast: The Politics of Anti-Fatness as Anti-Blackness, which won the 2022 Lambda Literary Award for transgender nonfiction. Harrison is perhaps best known for going viral in September after claiming at the Socialism 2026 conference in Chicago that GLP-1 medications like Ozempic are part of a “genocide” against fat people.

The other “expert” on the panel was activist and consultant Ragen Chastain, whose day job is essentially telling medical providers that the assumption that obesity has severe negative effects on overall health—which is the consensus of U.S. and global health authorities—is wrong. This is a core tenet of “fat positivity,” the movement that united to reframe obesity not as a disease but as another laudable identity in the diversity rainbow. Partly in response to the brutal weight shaming and utterly unrealistic body standards of the early aughts, it gained traction online in the late 2000s and early 2010s, moving from corners of the internet like Tumblr and ultimately making its way to magazine covers and elite media outlets. But alas, the science still doesn’t seem to have drawn the conclusions desired by the fat positivists. And so, they persist.

To be clear, none of the three main speakers at this Harvard Medical School event (a current Harvard medical student also participated) are medical doctors or scientists of any kind. Yet that didn’t stop them from making many of the same bold claims about health and medicine.

Have a look at this!

The most viral moment from the event came when, after an audience question mentioned health insurance companies, Gay cheered, “Free Luigi,” to applause. Unsurprisingly, a Harvard visiting professor openly expressing support for a targeted assassination made headlines and led to a Harvard spokesperson telling Fox News, “The views expressed by speakers at events are their own and do not represent Harvard Medical School or Harvard University.”

Calls for Fat Revolution!

First, Harrison claimed that the United States currently exists under “body fascism,” which he cogently defines as “a state, wherein everything that we know about how bodies are supposed to exist in the world, are supposed to function as, and are supposed to look like, has been perfected and overemphasized in modern society, as a way to discipline and punish . . .fat folks and fat bodies.”

Translation for normal people: He thinks modern American society so oppresses, mistreats, shames, and controls fat people that it constitutes a form of body-focused fascism. . . . Harrison, based on his past public comments, supports violent revolution.

And here, in a nutshell, is their argument (bolding is mine):

Next, Chastain questioned whether obesity even causes health issues.

Before you start wondering why you’ve been lied to your whole life: There is a clear, established causal pathway in medical literature that outlines how excess body fat leads to negative health outcomes like heart disease through increased inflammation. The American Heart Association states that obesity contributes directly to hypertension, sleep disorders, and type 2 diabetes. The Centers for Disease Control, for its part, says obese people are, compared to healthy-weight people, at increased risk for “stroke, many types of cancer, gallbladder disease, sleep apnea and breathing problems, mental illness, body pain, and difficulty with physical functioning.”

Chastain, however, argued that the negative health outcomes associated with obesity might actually have nothing to do with obesity itself and everything to do with society’s hatred of fat people. 

This flat denial of reality is what really angers me: it’s comparable to biologists and anthropologists denying that there are not two sexes, but rather there’s an entire spectrum.  You can read Luana’s reaction in her Heterodox STEM piece from June, describing her two encounters with “Fat Studies” lectures at Williams College.,

*To the best of my knowledge, Ilhan Omar hasn’t appeared after the feds raided her home save for a brief appearance on Instagram that I posted yesterday and now a 30-minutes interview with Christ Hayes at MS NOW (see link below). She’s still issuing statements, though, The latest is that she’s going to move out of her Washington, D.C. home because the raid made her feel unsafe:

U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar will move out of her Washington, D.C., home that federal agents searched last week, she said Wednesday, noting that attention brought on by the raid has made her feel unsafe there.

Federal authorities are investigating potential fraud in her family’s immigration paperwork and have issued grand jury subpoenas to some of her relatives, a person briefed on the investigation told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss an ongoing investigation.

Omar, who was born in Somalia and is a naturalized U.S. citizen, said Wednesday in her first interview since the search that she is “confident in the fact that I didn’t do anything wrong.”

The progressive Minnesota Democrat has been a frequent critic and target of President Donald Trump, who has on multiple occasions pushed for the prosecution of his perceived political enemies.

In the interview with MS NOW, Omar said she was rattled by the search weeks out from the Nov. 3 midterms, which will decide control of the House and Senate. She is running for reelection in a deep blue district centered in Minneapolis and is expected to retain her seat.

Omar recalled waking around 6 a.m. to Homeland Security investigators banging on her door with a warrant. They searched for four or five hours and seized 17 items, including phones, notebooks, a Somali language children’s book and a vintage camera that her husband had received as a gift, she said.

The Justice Department has shared few details about the case other than saying it was a criminal investigation.

Omar came with her family to the U.S. at age 12, after they obtained asylum. She became a U.S. citizen five years later, in 2000.

“It would be a huge undertaking to, I suppose, indict a 12-year-old for so cleverly conspiring to defraud immigration services to come to the United States. I’m sure there are a lot of smart 12-year-olds, but that seams like a leap,” she said in the interview.

Here’s an excerpt from the interview. I haven’t listened to the whole thing, but several sites, including yahoo! news, highlight a curious statement in the interview relating to the rumors she married her brother, and the “not to my knowledge” bit is at 14:59.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., dismissed long-standing allegations that she married her brother as part of an immigration fraud scheme during a Wednesday interview, although she stopped short of categorically ruling out a family relationship with her former husband.

“Not to my knowledge,” Omar told Chris Hayes on MS Now when asked whether there was any “weird kernel of truth” to allegations involving Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, whom she previously married.

That statement, however, doesn’t seem like hedging to me, but rather an offhand response to the question. We’ll see what happens when this plays out. The latest update, reported by Newsweek and other sources, is that Ilhan Omar isn’t her real birth name:

A federal court filing submitted Wednesday by the office of U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, obtained by Fox News, refers to the congresswoman as “Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a/k/a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar.” The filing concerns efforts to keep materials sealed in relation to the federal search warrant for Omar’s Washington, D.C.-area home.

*Speaking of Congress, division, and faith, one of the most acrimonious contests for the Senate is the Michigan race between Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers. El-Sayed tars Rogers with his ties to Trump, and, in the other direction, El-Sayed is tarred with his supposed ties to terrorism. Bolding is from the Washington Post article:

The candidates conducting one of the country’s most divisive and hard-fought Senate campaigns roasted each other Wednesday night in the second and final debate of the Michigan Senate race.

Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, a former public health official, and Republican Mike Rogers, a former congressman, jabbed each other for an hour over the economy, national security and health care.

Both laced their substantive policy answers with unrelated personal attacks.

Michigan’s open Senate seat is key for both parties’ hopes for controlling the Senate, where Republicans now hold a 53-47 advantage. Republicans view it as the best opportunity to flip a seat, even as they’re on defense elsewhere in the country. Democrats are aiming to hold every seat they have while flipping four Republican-held ones.

Here are five takeaways from the debate, aired live from WXYZ Detroit’s studios in Southfield, Michigan.

Family ties and the Muslim Brotherhood took a back seat

The headlines that dominated this race all week were largely — but not completely — a footnote.

El-Sayed would be the nation’s first Muslim senator, and Republicans have leaned into attacks related to his religion and identity.

El-Sayed protested that Rogers has been questioning his loyalty to the country, and said, “It is really quite beneath you.”

“I know you want to make this about being a victim,” Rogers retorted. “This is about an ideology.”

El-Sayed would not let up on Rogers’s ties to Trump

El-Sayed repeatedly challenged viewers to play “MAGA Bingo” when Rogers was talking, diminishing the former congressman’s positions as recycled Trump talking points designed to change the subject and paper over Rogers’ true views.

He described Rogers as “hip to hip with Trump” and called him the president’s “sock puppet.”

They disagreed sharply on many policies

Trump was also at the center of several policy differences.

Rogers called Trump’s tariffs on Canada “a mixed bag” while El-Sayed said they “clearly have hurt” people. El-Sayed called the war in Iran unnecessary and responsible for the rising prices of gas and groceries, while Rogers said it’s necessary to contain the threat Iran poses to the world.

Rogers defended Trump’s immigration enforcement surge, saying it contributed to a nationwide drop in violent crime. El-Sayed said it contributed to illegal searches of citizens and neighborhoods terrorized by masked agents.

Rogers painted El-Sayed as a democratic socialist

Rogers tried to link El-Sayed to his party’s most left-leaning flank.

While some prominent democratic socialists, including Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-New York), have campaigned with the Democrat, El-Sayed does not consider himself a member of the movement.

But Rogers characterized El-Sayed’s campaign slogan of “Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for all” as signifying a democratic socialist agenda that would result in a huge tax increase that could bankrupt the economy.

The race remains close

Despite national media attention and record spending in the state, polls consistently show El-Sayed with a narrow edge, barely outside of the margin of error — a margin much smaller than Democrats are holding in Michigan’s other statewide races.

Here’s a short video news report on their recent debate. The election will be one to watch closely, as it’s pretty much neck and neck right now, but a rush of voters might favor one side or another at the polls.

*Van Gogh’s famous painting “The starry night” has now been assigned a specific date by a group of astronomers:

Scientists doubling as art detectives have traced Vincent van Gogh’s “ The Starry Night ” to a celestial scene that suggests a new date for one of the world’s most famous paintings.

Their findings indicate that rather than being a product of van Gogh’s imagination, “The Starry Night” may have been inspired by what he saw as he gazed heavenward from his French asylum 137 years ago.

A South Korean team reported Thursday that after years of forensic astronomy and research into the Dutch artist, they have matched his masterpiece to a predawn sky over France’s Saint-Remy de Provence right around July 22, 1889.

That’s a month later than the long-accepted time frame for the postimpressionist painting depicting a crescent moon and Venus surrounded by a sky of swirling stars with a village nestled below and cypress trees looming on one side.

Art historians have long dated the painting to June 1889, soon after Van Gogh checked into the asylum. He’d cut off his left ear several months earlier during an argument with painter Paul Gauguin.

A team led by Elijah Jeong-hyun Kim, the CEO of a Seoul telescope maker, is now disputing that date in a study appearing in the journal Scientific Reports.

The sky that is most similar to the painting occurred around July 22, 1889, said Kim, who is also a doctoral candidate at Kyung Hee University. He noted that the few days before and after could have inspired van Gogh as well.

. . . . The latest study addresses “a real puzzle” that in mid-June 1889, the moon was not the thin crescent painted by van Gogh, said Jose Luis Aragon at the National Autonomous University of Mexico. He has studied “The Starry Night” as a physicist, but did not take part in the new research.

This of course assumes that van Gogh was painting from real life, not from his imagination, and I wouldn’t bet on the former.  Besides, the time from crescent to crescent is about 30 days, so what’s the difference between late June and late july? And is the position of Venus (which I can’t identify among those bodies) crucial? But we’ll never know, of course. Still. . .  . Here’s the painting:

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is still harassing Andrzej:

Hili: How many times a day are you wrong?
Andrzej: Seven.
Hili: How do you know?
Me: I’m guessing.

In Polish:
Hili: Ile razy dziennie jesteś w błędzie?
Ja: Siedem.
Hili: Skąd wiesz?
Ja: Zgaduję.

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Via Divy on FB: a cat and d*g sleeping together make a weird combination:

From Terrible Maps. What’s with Greece and Albania?

From Cats Doing Cat Stuff:

From Masih: a heartbreaking video of a woman blinded by the Iranian regime for protesting, still wanting to look good on stage in a meeting in Poland:

The Number Ten Cat continues to drag Trump (and his VP):

From Malcolm; cat manipulation:

Two from my feed. First, an infant with good taste in music.

Do you recognize the song? Think Frank Sinatra.

One I reposed from The Auschwitz Memorial:

 

Two from Doctor Cobb. First, a gorgeous piebald dear, with patches of pigment:

— Good Trailcams (@goodtrailcams.bsky.social) 2026-10-21T21:00:21.133Z

This isn’t AI, but it’s close, and nearly as unethical:

Ever wondered if a wildlife photo was staged? "Photography game farms" use captive animals for awards and stock photos, misleading viewers. Learn more in this episode of the 'Conservation, Entangled' series by Izzy Sasada.Find all the episodes in Mongabay's YouTube!mongabay.cc/Conservation…

— Mongabay (@mongabay.com) 2026-10-22T15:13:00.190Z

Music: Here’s an unreleased song written by Paul McCartney but never formally recorded by him or the Beatles. “Goodbye” was sung by Mary Hopkin in 1969, and you can see her version here.  It was a hit for her, reaching #2 in the UK but blocked from the top spot by, ironically, the Beatles song “Get Back.” McCartney’s demo was later released in an Abbey Road boxed set.

This is a mono-to-stereo remix of Goodbye—a rare home demo recorded by Paul McCartney during the sessions for Abbey Road.

One particularly interesting aspect of McCartney’s demo is his vocal performance. Not only does he sing the lyrics from a female perspective, but he also performs the backing vocal phrases within the same breath and during the same take.

For this remix, those backing vocal elements were separated and placed in another channel—similar to how backing vocals would normally appear in a stereo recording. With a bit of processing, the result creates the illusion of two singers: one performing the lead and another providing backing vocals.

To add a little more flair, McCartney’s verse where he sings the “da-da” vocal phrases has been super-imposed during the final verse so that it accompanies the lyrics, giving the impression of an additional backing vocal.

The demo itself was recorded by McCartney at his Cavendish Avenue home, not far from EMI Studios, using his personal home recorder. The recording was intended as a guide for Mary Hopkin, who had recently been signed to Apple Records.

A mono version of this original demo was eventually released decades later on the Abbey Road Super Deluxe Edition box set in 2019, giving fans a rare glimpse into McCartney’s songwriting process during that period.

With the added percussion, the demo now takes on a minimalistic production feel reminiscent of Blackbird from The Beatles—the same album that also featured “Mother Nature’s Son.” Paul would continue exploring this stripped-down musical style after the breakup of the band on his first solo album, McCartney.

From Wikipedia:

To assist Hopkin in learning the song, McCartney recorded a solo demo at his home, 7 Cavendish Avenue, London, in early February 1969. This demo was later released on the Abbey Road: 50th Anniversary Edition in 2019. The song was arranged by Richard Hewson, who had also orchestrated “Those Were the Days,” and produced, along with its flip side, “Sparrow”, by Paul McCartney on 1 March 1969 at Morgan Studios in Willesden. To better match Hopkin’s voice, the key was raised from C major to E major. The recording was Apple’s first official double-A-side, and the first Apple record to feature a full-fledged picture sleeve.

Hopkins’s “Those Were the Days,” produced by McCartney in 1968, was a huge hit, reaching #1 in the UK and #2 in the U.S.  I well remember groups (mostly of women, curiously) singing the song together in college. More from Wikipedia.

For the recording, Hopkin sang and performed acoustic guitar, while McCartney played bass guitar, an acoustic guitar introduction and solo, along with lap-slapping percussion and drums. Backing vocals, horns and strings, in Hewson’s arrangement, were overdubbed.[11] The session was filmed by Apple’s Tony Bramwell for a promotional clip. In the footage, Hopkin can be seen miming to the song inside the studio, combined with shots of her and McCartney in the control room listening to a playback.

The McCartney demo (again, Hopkins’s released version is here):

 

Thursday: Hili dialogue

October 22, 2026 • 6:45 am

Welcome to Thursday, October 22, 2026 and National Nut Day.  One of their more tasty incarnations is in pies, particularly pecan pie. Here are some of the pecan pies that competed in (and were on sale after) last year’s South Side Pie Challenge. I will be at this year’s competition on November 8, ready to buy four or five prizewinning slices.

It’s also Eat A Pretzel Day, National Tavern Style Pizza Day (meh), and Wombat Day.  If you don’t know by now that wombats are the world’s only organism that produces cubic poop, well, now you know. See the video below, and read this paper for more explanation.

Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the October 22 Wikipedia page.

Da Nooz:

*The WSJ, in an article labeled an “exclusive,” says that Elon Musk was responsible for slowing Ukraine’s access to Starlink satellite data that provides it with military intelligence. Musk had earlier denied he bire any responsibility for this, blaming Trump or the administration.

Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of a military-grade version of Starlink relied on by Ukraine, a decision that sparked panic in Kyiv and confusion inside the Trump administration, U.S. officials and people familiar with the matter said.

Both Musk and President Trump have expressed anger at Ukraine for attacking Russian diesel refineries in recent weeks, which the president blames for high energy prices. Last week, Musk capped the speeds at which Ukrainian hardware could stay connected to the satellite-based network, the people said, rendering some offensive drones and interceptor drones virtually useless.

Musk and Trump discussed the Starlink decision in a call soon after the slowdown became public, while the president was campaigning last week, two of the people said. One of the people also claimed Musk and Trump discussed the matter prior to the decision to throttle Starlink.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s public complaints—namely that Ukrainians could die if the unrestricted service wasn’t restored—led to widespread confusion about who ordered the slowdown, and to an informal investigation inside the White House.

, , ,Musk himself posted on X hours after the slowdown became public, “Any limits on speed or usage are decided by the US military and ultimately POTUS,” using the acronym for president of the United States. Trump told reporters Monday that he didn’t know who was responsible for the Starlink slowdown, “but I would like to find out.”

Some U.S. officials say that Musk acted unilaterally and that Trump didn’t specifically order any retribution against Ukraine. But a person familiar with the situation said Musk talked to multiple senior administration officials, including with Trump, before imposing the new speed cap, which Ukrainian officials said had allowed Russian missiles to evade their defenses.

On Wednesday, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the administration didn’t make any request for a throttling of Starlink. “There was no foreknowledge,” he told reporters during a visit to India.

Did Rubio lie? Who knows?  But it’s clear that both Musk and the Trump administration worked together in a way that hurt Ukraine in its war with Russia. It’s reprehensible for the U.S. to help the Russian oligarchy merely to punish Ukraine for supposedly driving up the price of oil in the U.S.,

*Over at It’s Noon in Israel, Amit Segal argues in a post called “Sooner or later,” that yes, Israel and the U.S. will attack Iran, but not before the midterms. But Iran might attack Israel between their elections (October 27) and the U.S. midterms (November 3), trying to get the U.S. involved so that the Republicans would lose seats in the House and Senate.

It’s Wednesday, October 21, and according to the Financial Times, Benjamin Netanyahu attempted what many suspected he might: start a war before the election. Three people familiar with the matter told the paper that Donald Trump shut down a multi-day campaign set for the weekend of October 10. “We will not be attacking Iran at any time prior to the midterms,” Trump has declared, and he seems to be sticking by it.

This would undoutbly be a story about a rift if Trump hadn’t spent Sunday writing Netanyahu an endorsement that made the most ardent Bibi supporter blush. Add Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s visit to Israel on Monday, and it is clear that Washington and Jerusalem are in lockstep on everything but timing.

If Netanyahu did float an earlier date, I doubt he meant it in earnest. For a man with his ear firmly pressed to White House grounds, I doubt he would have missed Trump’s clear timing preferences. If it happened, Netanyahu was testing the waters, not drawing a line.

The plan the FT describes is roughly what many expect: a multi-day bombing campaign over a weekend, before markets reopen, hitting nuclear sites, the regime’s apparatus of repression and its energy infrastructure. Though not stated in the report, the plan afterward is likely to maintain the blockade and wait for the streets to fill with protesters.

The smooth plan obscures what will be far from a clean process. The fallout will send energy prices soaring, as the regime tries to take as much of the world’s energy capacity down with it. Meanwhile, whatever spring arrives to the streets would be far from bloodless.

But the enemy also gets a vote, and I doubt Iran is casting it for Trump. If Tehran takes his many statements at face value, or reads anything into the third aircraft carrier on its way, it knows an attack is coming and that it can do little to stop it. Waiting politely until every vote is counted and the markets close for the weekend buys it only a few more days of slow strangulation. The price of that reprieve is the initiative, and after twice seeing what Israel and the U.S. can do with it, Tehran knows exactly what waiting costs.

There is a week between Israel’s election and the midterms; there’s a good chance the Iranians won’t let it go to waste.

Yes, it will be messy, and yes, oil prices will rise. And no, I am not at all sure that the people will rise up and force regime change. But Iran has not yet gone to ground, and I am in favor of Israel and the U.S,. finishing the job.

*This morning I see a NYT article reporting that Israel and the U.S. are indeed hatching plans to attack Iran after the midterms.

The U.S. and Israeli militaries have developed specific plans for renewed strikes against Iran after the American midterm elections, according to U.S. officials and other people briefed on the deliberations.

As planning for a short but intensive operation progresses, the U.S. and Israeli militaries have stepped up exercises, flying planes over Iraq to practice strike maneuvers. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Israel this week to discuss new strikes, U.S. officials said.

The targets would likely include Iran’s energy infrastructure, nuclear facilities, and missile and drone arsenal. Some officials say one more big round of attacks could push Iran’s economy over the brink and force the country to make diplomatic concessions after nearly eight months of conflict.

Still, there are reasons to be skeptical that a renewed war would be any more successful than the first phase of intense U.S.-Israeli strikes between February and April. Those rounds of fighting drove up energy prices and inflation around the world, eroded security in the Middle East and severely strained the Pentagon’s supply of missile interceptors.

It is also far from certain Mr. Trump will approve fresh strikes. Repeatedly this year he has vetoed plans for a return to major combat operations, including this month when the U.S. and Israeli militaries were nearly ready to attack.

All of the officials interviewed for this article spoke on the condition of anonymity to candidly discuss military planning.

Iranian officials have promised to retaliate this time by expanding their targets beyond commercial ships and energy infrastructure in the region to data centers and underwater internet cables.

They say the fighting will neither be quick nor limited.

Note that although this is a “news” piece, the NYT’s subheadline and text raise doubts about the success of the planned strike. This is not news but opinion, and of course the NYT wants the war over soon, with the U.S. sustaining a loss.

*Representative Ilhan Omar seems to have disappeared after the feds searched her house, also getting samples of her DNA (this site implies through “dumpster diving”) and taking her passport. The Times of India notes this:

Is Ilhan Omar missing from public view? The Minnesota Democratic congresswoman has reportedly not been seen in public since federal agents raided her Washington, D.C., residence last week as part of an investigation into alleged immigration fraud. According to Fox News Digital, Omar’s daughters have been spotted arriving at the property in recent days, while her husband, Tim Mynett, has intermittently appeared outside the home. Sources cited by the outlet said investigators are examining whether Omar or her father provided false information in her citizenship paperwork. Omar has strongly condemned the raid, accusing President Donald Trump’s administration of weaponising federal law enforcement against political opponents. Vice President JD Vance has denied that the investigation is politically motivated, saying it should be guided by the law and the facts.

Omar reappeared yesterday riding in a car, promising to reappear and asking for campaign money. (She doesn’t need it; her reelection is a sure thing.) Click on the screenshot to go to her Instagram post:

I’ve said that if the whole case is about Omar or her father lying about her age (by one year) to get her American citizenship, it’s not only making a molehill into a mountain, but it’s governmental persecution right before an election—something traditionally avoided.  Alan Dershowitz, someone not widely admired, says that Omar seems to be in deep trouble, though (h/t: Jay). Have a listen even if you don’t like Dershowitz.

And a spoof from the Babylon Bee that’s hilarious (h/t Anna):

*The common wisdom of how magician and escape-artist Harry Houdini died at 52 is that he was subject to a “sucker punch” to the stomach from a visiting student who wanted to test Houdini’s claim that his muscles could withstand any blow. And, so the story goes, that blow either caused appendicitis or aggravated an existing case of appendicitis, causing Houdini’s death nine days later.  Now, says the NYT, a urologist went back, looked at the data, and has another theory, one involving Chinese-American food.  After running through a panoply of existing and probably incorrect theories, the urologist says this:

. . . . Many consider it more likely that the student’s punches simply brought attention to an existing case of advanced appendicitis.

Now Larrian Gillespie, a 77-year-old retired urologic surgeon, has deployed the skills of a forensic medical investigator to challenge the conventional wisdom and clear Whitehead’s name.

“This isn’t just a story about Houdini’s death,” Gillespie writes in “Houdini: The Man Who Died Twice,” released in July. “It’s a story about how truth disappears — and why, sometimes, it takes science to bring it back.”

. . . When she reviewed Houdini’s city death certificate, she thought it seemed off. Information was scratched out. Names were inaccurate. It was signed by a physician who had not been present when Houdini died.

“I knew immediately things were wrong, that this was not the way a death certificate is normally filled out,” she said in an interview. Gillespie was intrigued, even though she “had no interest in Houdini whatsoever,” she said, adding, “I’m not into magic.”

. . .To research Houdini’s death, Gillespie consulted 1920s medical textbooks, affidavits, death certificates, letters and newspaper accounts. She interviewed experts, medical practitioners and a Houdini relative.

Gillespie said that, in addition to the Michigan death certificate, there had been two others, one filed in Detroit and another with Houdini’s insurance company. The city one was later proven to be invalid by the head of fraud at the Michigan State Vital Statistics Department, Gillespie said, because of several indications of tampering.

Gillespie said she found a paper trail of misstatements and actions by more than a dozen people close to Houdini, including relatives and employees. Among them, she asserts, several helped to cover up of the date he died, in part to make it appear to be Oct. 31 — “we remember Houdini because of the association with Halloween,” she said.

. . .The accepted account is that Houdini died when appendicitis, aggravated by the blow, led to Streptococcus pyogenes peritonitis, a form of infection.

Gillespie argues that the appendicitis was not the primary cause, and that the punch was not a critical factor. Rather, she argues, the culprit was a bowel obstruction, brought on by a fibrous mass of chop suey that Houdini ate on Oct. 28.

The obstruction led to emergency surgery on Oct. 29 in the late afternoon, Gillespie argues, an enterotomy to evacuate the bowel. But it was too late; according to the author, septic shock set in, Houdini’s fever spiked to 105 and his rapid breathing led to muscle spasms and unconsciousness.

“You don’t expect someone to survive 24 hours in this condition,” she said, “and so he doesn’t.”

But the bowel obstruction was never mentioned in any of the death records.

Houdini was operated on a second time on Oct. 30. Gillespie’s research into the death certificates indicates that the magician died that afternoon at 1:26 p.m., not on the following day at 1:30 p.m. But the documents were manipulated to change the date.

“Not identifying on the death certificate the second surgery is the critical tip-off,” she said. “That’s the smoking gun. Why was that not mentioned?”x

. . .The accepted account is that Houdini died when appendicitis, aggravated by the blow, led to Streptococcus pyogenes peritonitis, a form of infection.

Gillespie argues that the appendicitis was not the primary cause, and that the punch was not a critical factor. Rather, she argues, the culprit was a bowel obstruction, brought on by a fibrous mass of chop suey that Houdini ate on Oct. 28.

The obstruction led to emergency surgery on Oct. 29 in the late afternoon, Gillespie argues, an enterotomy to evacuate the bowel. But it was too late; according to the author, septic shock set in, Houdini’s fever spiked to 105 and his rapid breathing led to muscle spasms and unconsciousness.

“You don’t expect someone to survive 24 hours in this condition,” she said, “and so he doesn’t.”

But the bowel obstruction was never mentioned in any of the death records.

Houdini was operated on a second time on Oct. 30. Gillespie’s research into the death certificates indicates that the magician died that afternoon at 1:26 p.m., not on the following day at 1:30 p.m. But the documents were manipulated to change the date.

“Not identifying on the death certificate the second surgery is the critical tip-off,” she said. “That’s the smoking gun. Why was that not mentioned?”

Death from chop suey!? I’m not surprised. But really, the truth is far less romantic than often described (including the claim that, contrary to Gillespie’s research, Houdini died on Halloween). It does, however, exculpate, Joscelyn Gordon Whitehead, the McGill University student who supposedly struck Houdini in the stomach.

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is trying to be profound:

Andrzej: What can you see from this rooftop?
Hili: A wider horizon.

In Polish:

Ja: Co widać z tego dachu?
Hili: Szerszy horyzont.

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From Meow Incorporated. I knew a guy who had a white cat and a black cat, and named them Null and Void respectively (true!):

From Give Me a Sign:

From Bad Spelling or Grammar on Signs and Notices:

This tweet from Masih can’t be embedded, but I wanted to put it up anyway, and apologize if it upsets you. But these are public spectacles, and Iranian children are sometimes forced to watch them. The hanging is done on cranes that are slowly raised, so I suspect that the victims (protestors in this case) are slowly strangled rather than the faster process of “long drop” hanging that snaps the neck. Click the screenshot to go to the tweet:

From Luana. You can read the article here.

Like me, Larry is peeved at hos Trump & Co. is treating Ukraine:

From Jeff Maurer. Sadly, I don’t subscribe so can’t read the whole thing:

The link to the above is here, and below is an excerpt:

AOC’s recent comment that “woke 1 was crazyyyy” rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. The problem, as I see it, is that she wasn’t saying “woke was crazy and we should not repeat those mistakes,” but rather “woke was crazy and you can’t hold me responsible for what happened way back five years ago.” At least, that’s how it seemed — I’m deducing meaning from the timbre of her laugh and the number of “y”s in “crazyyyy”.

But if AOC is trying to memory hole past wokeness like it’s an ill-advised Mumford & Sons phase, she’s doing it in a weird way. Since her remark — which was in August — she has repeated virtually every trope that most people now agree was, indeed, crazy with four “y”s. She’s like an ex-alcoholic informing us that she’s a reformed and sober person now while dropping the whiskey shot into an Irish car bomb.

Perhaps the most memorable woke 1 trope was the upgrading of institutional violence against Black people from “problem” to “the defining aspect of American society”. That habit was why at woke 1’s peak, large numbers of left-leaning people overestimated police shootings of Black people by several orders of magnitude. Last month, AOC recreated this logical flaw by tweeting this misrepresentation in response to an initiative by fellow Squad member Ayanna Pressley. . . .

Two from my feed. The first is funny, though a lot of kids don’t seem to have any idea what their dads do:

I had no idea. It’s a good thing I don’t have a cat or I’d test it:

And one I retweeted from The Auschwitz Memorial:

Four Dutch Jewish children were gassed together as soon as they arrived in Auschwitz. Betsy, pictured on the left, was seven years old.

— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2026-10-22T10:58:47.113Z

Two from Doc Cobb. Matthew didn’t know about beetles mimicking bees, and neither did I:

An insect from a different tribe altogether that's pretending to be something it isn't. Eurasian Bee Beetle, as the name suggests, is rocking a bumblebee look this season to deter bird predators that don't fancy dealing with a sting in the tail.

— Jon Dunn (@dunnjons.bsky.social) 2026-10-21T08:48:44.148Z

This was a real name; check the link. (He was called “Formalin” for short.)

My son very kindly sent me a link to the Wikipedia page for this gentleman, Preserved Fish. “There were at least ten other Fish family members with the Quaker given name Preserved, whose lineages are often confused.”en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserv…

— MꙬse Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) 2026-10-21T09:48:11.621Z

Today’s song is “Taxi,” written and performed by Harry Chapin, who recorded it in 1972.  (Chapin died at only 38 in a car crash on Long Island.) It’s a sad song about a weed-smoking cab driver who picks up an old girlfriend who, in contrast to the driver’s meager life, has become wealthy.  They recognize each other and make plans to meet again, which are futile.

A lot of it is semi-autobiographical: Chapin got a cab license, but never drove a cab, and he did have an on-and-off romance with a woman who dreamed of becoming an actress (see Chapin’s intro below).

From Wikipedia:

Chapin debuted the song on NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, which prompted calls and telegrams from viewers requesting that Chapin return to the show. It was the first time in the show’s history that host Johnny Carson brought a performer back the very next night for an encore performance. “Taxi” helped to establish Chapin’s musical style and emerged as his early signature song, with Chapin often associated with taxi-related imagery.

. . .Chapin said, “there’s not a single line that tells how the guy or the girl felt. It’s a very cinematic technique. But it’s also a very uneconomical technique. That’s why my songs are so long. I literally put you in that cab and let you experience. It’s a more involving form of music than sitting and hearing somebody sing ‘I’m lonely’.

Record World called it “spell-binding,” saying that Chapin “sets up, develops and resolves a situation in 6:40. A very short 6:40.” Billboard called it “a strong piece of folk ballad material while lengthy, should garner hefty top 40 and FM play with sales and chart action to follow.”

The falsetto part is performed by John Wallace, one of Chapin’s backup musicians (3:38 in the video below). The version below is live; the original recording is here and the lyrics are here. Before the song starts at 1:08, Chapin is interviewed by John Denver and explains what factual basis there is for the song. The live performance ends at 7:35 and is followed by the recorded version.

It’s a beautiful but bittersweet song about romances that fade away, and it reminds me a bit of the Eagles song, “Lyin’ Eyes”.

A big haul at Costco

October 21, 2026 • 12:50 pm

Since I had my first disastrous cataract operation on Sept. 22 (not the doctor’s fault!), I haven’t been able to read a book on paper.  I can read the computer if I close my right eye because the right and left have different middle-distance prescriptions. But not reading a real book is depressing, and I’ve basically been walking around with my right eye shut for a month.

This situation is of course intolerable, so I asked the ophthalmologist to give me a prescription for interim glasses until I get the left eye done. (Believe me, after my ocular trauma, I’m not in a rush!).  Although he cautioned me that it may not work well, I was willing to take the chance rather than walk around like Popeye, unable to read anything but a can of spinach.  Today I went to Costco to get those glasses, which should be ready in a week or ten days. Costco is, I’ve found, the best and most reasonable place to get specs, and the service is fantastic.

But Costco also has other great stuff, and while I was there I picked up, besides their hot dog special (footlong dog and endless fountain drink for $1.50), the Big Three items I always get there (the pie is seasonal).

From left to right: The famous Costco rotisserie chicken.  Three pounds of delectable pullet, and about five bucks. This will last me at least four meals.

Extra virgin olive oil, single origin, harvested this spring. About $16. Costco’s “extra virgin” is reliable, not so with the oil you get from other places, which often fails laboratory tests for virginity.

And, since it’s the season, the 58-ounce Costco Pumpkin Pie, which will last about a week and a half kept in the fridge. I also have some vanilla ice cream to go with it–the making of a perfect breakfast. It’s huge, better than any commercial pumpkin pie I’ve had, and, for nearly four pounds of pie, it’s less than six bucks.

You can’t go into a Costco without getting a chicken and a pie at the very least. If I can’t read a book for a week, at least I can eat.

Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ spying

October 21, 2026 • 8:30 am

Today’s new Jesus and Mo strip, called “spying”, breaks the wall to bring the artist right into the strip. And the book they’re reading is one I just received (see below):

The “thing” is the artist, of course, who has just produced a new book: Jesus and Mo: The Chosen Ones, a “best of” collection covering the last two decades.  And the cartoons really are a hilarious collection: 151 pages of them. You can buy it here for only $18, and it would make a good present for heathens during the upcoming religious season.

I have my copy:

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

October 21, 2026 • 6:45 am

Welcome to a Hump Day (“El ombligo de la semana” in Spanish): Wednesday, October 21, 2026, and National Reptile Awareness Day.  Here’s a big ‘un I photographed in the Galápagos three years ago.  These guys can live up to 175 years in captivity and weigh up to 880 pounds (400 kg.).

It’s also Apple Day (mainly in the UK), Garbanzo Bean Day, International Day of the Nacho, National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day,  and National Mezcal Day.

Again, posting will be light today as I have to drive a long way to Costco to get new (temporary) glasses. My retinal exam yesterday indicated that all was fine and healing up.

Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the October 21 Wikipedia page.

Da Nooz:

*Three NYT science writers, Carl Zimmer, Kenneth Chang, and William Broad, discusses the biological question, “How did life arise?”

Here’s what’s known about three of the biggest inflection points in the evolution of life on Earth.

William Broad: “Where did life first emerge?”

Scientists agree on little regarding the origins of life, including where it might have arisen — at Earth’s surface, or in its watery depths.

“It’s hard to answer these questions,” said Joanna Masel, a professor of evolutionary biology at the University of Arizona. “The evidence is sketchy. So people argue.

. . .On the other side of the argument is the watery-depths camp. In 1977, American scientists exploring the Pacific seabed stumbled upon an alien world of volcanic vents and otherworldly ecosystems, including eerie fields of albino tube worms. They drew their energy not from sunlight, which powers surface ecosystems, starting with plants, but instead from chemicals emitted by the hot springs.

As other deep-sea ecosystems came to light, scientists proposed that all life on Earth had perhaps arisen in the depths, nurtured by a warm, steady diet of chemicals and sheltered from the killer rocks and cosmic radiation that bombarded the planet’s surface early on.

In recent years, new discoveries have bolstered both sides of the argument.

In 2009, for instance, John D. Sutherland, a chemist at the University of Manchester, in England, described a new way that the molecules of life, energized by the sun’s ultraviolet rays, could have assembled spontaneously on the surface of a primitive Earth. And in 2017, an analysis of mineral deposits in Australia suggested that surface hot springs had nurtured the land’s earliest signs of life. In 2024, an influential group of scientists voiced strong support for the finding.

Even so, the deep springs theory has also gained new support. This summer, a team led by scientists at Heinrich Heine University in Düsseldorf, Germany, proposed that the warm chemicals available in the deep sea included metals such as nickel, cobalt and palladium. These metals, the researches contend, could have served as catalysts that helped the earliest forms of life build metabolic pathways.

Broad suggests that both theories could be right—that life could have risen twice independently. That seems unlikely given the common features of life (L amino acids, methods for making proteins, etc.), suggesting one common ancestor of all living organisms.

“How did life get complex? by Carl Zimmer

About two billion years ago, a new kind of cell emerged on Earth, one much bigger and more complex than the microbes that had come before. Today, these so-called eukaryotic cells inhabit our own bodies, as well as those of other animals, plants and fungi. How this new brand of cell emerged remains one of biology’s great mysteries.

“Eukaryotic” comes from a Greek term meaning “true nut,” a reference to the nucleus, the compartment in which eukaryotic cells coil their DNA. Eukaryotic cells have many other vital compartments, including thousands of mitochondria, which generate energy. The huge volume of a eukaryotic cell is supported by a scaffolding that can be quickly dismantled and reassembled; it also serves as an internal shipping network, whizzing packages of molecules from one compartment to another.

In contrast, a single-celled microbe such as Escherichia coli is far simpler. No mitochondria, no scaffolding, no nucleus; a nut-free “prokaryote.”

Eukaryotes — organisms composed of eukaryotic cells — all descend from a common ancestor, which in turn descended from ancient prokaryotes. The earliest eukaryotes were single-celled protozoans; their oldest known fossils date back 1.8 billion years. How long before that the first eukaryotes evolved, scientists can’t say.

Recent studies suggest that the final exchange that gave rise to eukaryotes was the most spectacular. Around 2.25 billion years ago, one species of bacteria took up permanent residence inside Asgard-like cells, using their own metabolism to generate fuel for the cells they occupied. They began to be passed down from one generation of hosts to the next, evolving into our mitochondria.

. . . And they don’t know why the merging of microbes apparently gave rise to big, complex cells just once in the history of life. Was there some exquisitely rare set of circumstances that allowed it to happen? Or did evolution conduct other experiments in complexity that ended in extinction long ago?

There’s another kind of complexity, too: that of multicellular organisms like redwoods and kangaroos. You can ask the same question about this “complexity,” but the answer will be different from that above.

“Why did life get big?” by Kenneth Chang

Then, about 720 million years ago, the world went haywire.

First, Earth froze over, sealing the planet in an icy shell that blocked sunlight from the oceans and shut off photosynthesis. Except for a 10-million-year thaw in the middle of it, Earth remained a shiny white snowball, not a blue marble, for 85 million years.

Scientists marvel that life did not die out. Instead, after that long era of darkness, it underwent a mysterious jump in size and complexity.

“That is the absolute wackiest interval of Earth history that anyone’s aware of,” said Nick Butterfield, a paleobiologist at Cambridge. “You go in the one end, and it’s this old, dreary, boring microbial world, and you come out the other end after these two massive glaciations, and all of a sudden, there’s animals on the scene, and all the microbes have changed.”

From then on there’s disagreement, even whether larger organisms occur before or only after the Ediacaran.  And there’s disagreement about what allowed size increase. It could have been an increase in oxygen due to the advent of photosynthesis, or perhaps something else.  The article, part of the NYT’s “unknowns” series, clearly shows how little we know about the origin of life—called “abiogenesis” in the trade. If you ask evolutionists if they could have one question about life answered, many would say “How did it start?” Abiogenesis is technically not part of evolutionary biology, since evolution can’t proceed until there are already organisms with heritable material, but it’s damn close to evolution.

*Over at the Free Press, Douglas Murray analyzes the recent unrest in France (which has spread to several European countries) in a piece called, “France stares down the abyss of history.” subtitled “Even great things come to an end. There’s no guarantee that French culture and traditions will survive ceaseless attacks from discontents inside the country.”).

It does not take a historian to notice that the current events do not look like school protests. Even if it were true that some students were protesting about their schooling, they would have absolutely no justification for doing so. Last year, French government spending accounted for a staggering 57 percent of gross domestic product, and French education spending is above average within the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development. This is in a country whose debt-to-GDP ratio is 115 percent. France is, if anything, spending too much on the education of its youth. Or rather, it is borrowing money to educate a generation, portions of which are now protesting against their expensive (though clearly inadequate) education.

When I say it does not take a historian to understand what is going on this month, I mean that identifying what is fueling these protests requires nothing more than having eyes.

Yes, there are students involved. But since the early days of the protests, groups of hardened, adult rioters have moved in and stoked the unrest to its current level of conflagration. The result has been apocalyptic scenes, including the burning down of the historic town hall in Limoges and the ransacking of the Galeries Lafayette in Paris. Those responsible are not students demanding better math instruction. They are far-left activists, anti-capitalists, green activists, and Palestine fetishists.

Importing generations of people who have no loyalty to or love for the country, many of whom desire to burn it down, has contributed to France’s climate of disorder. The snarky, schadenfreude-filled nature of much of the international commentary is itself sickening. “The French voted for this,” many online warriors have said as they watched tearful French shopkeepers trying to stop mobs from destroying their livelihoods. But that is not true. The French public never voted for this. Like their counterparts across Europe, in Britain, and indeed, in America, the public has consistently voted for governments that promised to secure the nation’s borders, maintain order on the streets, and prevent the civil-war scenarios that so many people, inside and outside the country, have warned about. Their leaders simply never heeded them, or failed trying.

. . . . More than any other country in Europe, France has suffered decades of attacks and riots linked to lax border and immigration policies and an atrociously failed integration policy. It has one of Europe’s largest Muslim populations relative to its size, yet rather than integrating these newcomers (if integration is possible), the country has become a breeding ground for resentment and extremism. In just a couple of years, from 2015 to 2017, the country witnessed Islamist militants kill figures ranging from the nation’s most famous secularists—the journalists of Charlie Hebdo—to Father Jacques Hamel, 85, whose throat was slit while celebrating Catholic Mass in a church in Rouen. It has endured nights of terror across the country, including November 2015, when Islamists attacked the Bataclan theater, the main soccer stadium outside Paris, and cafés and restaurants. And it has seen the murder of schoolteacher Samuel Paty by an Islamist who beheaded him for the supposed crime of “blasphemy.”

. . .French politicians have no answer to this. President Emmanuel Macron has once again used his silky words to talk at the nation, but he seems incapable of listening, changing course, or doing anything about the catastrophe. Even after the police have lost control of the streets in Marseille, France’s second-largest city, and Parisians and others have been forced to protect their own homes as the disorder has worsened, the president still refuses even to declare a state of emergency. His rivals on the left and right are no better. The socialist Jean-Luc Mélenchon fans the flames because many of the rioters are his left-wing supporters, who believe that violence always brings something beautiful and constructive in its wake. Meanwhile, right populist Marine Le Pen tries to pander to what she imagines to be the political middle ahead of the next presidential election, refusing to seize the moment to call for the remigration even of those caught burning France’s cities.

Generations of French politicians, commentators, activists, and others have helped bring about this moment. But, like children who start a fire, they have no idea how to put it out. For now, almost all are running away—unequal to the moment and inadequate to the challenge. Meanwhile, the socialist left is aligning politically with discontented immigrants, forming a movement large enough to vie for real power.

Murray tends to blame unrestricted immigration and lack of integration to many of Europe’s woes, and in this case he’s at least partly right, but we—or I—can’t be sure whether these riots would be taking place even if there was no immigration. The omnipresence of Palestinian flags and chants at least suggests that sympathy for Islamist terrorism and/or antisemitism is at least playing a role.

Here’s a tweet Jay suggesting (which seems reasonable) that the media is, for ideological reasons, largely ignoring the violence in these protests:

*As I’ve mentioned before, Marine Le Pen, head of France’s National Rally Party that’s invariably called “far right” in the media (some readers disagree), is gaining considerable political clout from the riots and demonstrations in France. The WSJ explains:

The riots sweeping France have rocked the country’s political establishment, but one person is positioned to emerge from the chaos with a stronger hand: Marine Le Pen.

For more than a decade, the far-right leader has cast France as a nation adrift, buffeted by waves of immigration and lawlessness that have torn at the country’s social fabric. As bands of hooded rioters in dark clothing have descended on city centers across France, raiding city halls and looting thousands of stores, Le Pen has sought to present herself as the sole candidate in this spring’s presidential election willing to restore order.

The strategy was on display this week as Le Pen released a video address that bore the hallmarks of a president addressing the nation. Seated at a desk before an august bookcase and flanked by France’s tricolor flag, Le Pen cast the riots as a crisis of faith in President Emmanuel Macron’s authority.

“Our country is caught in a vice, held hostage between violence and powerlessness,” Le Pen said. “In six months, the French people will be able to choose a different path—one of authority and restored security.”

The approach has given Le Pen an air of inevitability as she pursues France’s highest office.

“It’s as if she’s at the office, already at the Élysée Palace,” said Adélaïde Zulfikarpasic, a pollster at the French polling firm Ipsos Bva.

Le Pen’s long-running focus on law and order, Zulfikarpasic said, allows her to position herself as a guarantor of stability when democracy itself is in crisis.\

. . . The riots are working to Le Pen’s advantage in other ways. As the violence has flared, Jean-Luc Mélenchon, the far-left firebrand running for president, has dominated headlines with his support for protesters, drowning out establishment candidates and bolstering his chances of reaching the second-round runoff with Le Pen. If he succeeds, polls show, Le Pen would beat him handily.

. . .“The social instability over the weekend absolutely plays into Le Pen’s campaign that the establishment has delivered chaos and now is the time to try something different,” said Mujtaba Rahman, head of Europe for risk analysis firm Eurasia Group.

Rahman said Le Pen ultimately aims to persuade voters that she “is not the risk, voting National Rally isn’t the risk. The risk is coming from the established parties that are failing to deliver on the economy.”

Le Pen’s anti-immigration stance, meanwhile, gives her another way to frame the unrest. Le Pen has cast the unrest as the work of far-left radicals allied with youths from France’s banlieues, the poor urban outskirts where much of the country’s minority Muslim population resides.

While the unrest, partly motivated by France’s economic problems, is playing right into Le Pen’s hands (a nightmare for the protestors), she herself may exacerbate those problems since one of her past campaign promises is to lower France’s retirement age to 60, which will jack up the national debt. Another issue is her legal problems:

As Le Pen approaches the final stretch of the campaign, however, she faces a legal minefield stemming from her 2025 conviction for misusing European Parliament funds. Le Pen has denied any wrongdoing. In July, an appeals court upheld the ruling, sentencing her to a three-year prison term, with two of the years suspended. The remaining year, judges said, could be served wearing an electronic bracelet, raising the possibility that Le Pen will have to campaign under judicial surveillance.

I have no prognostications here for the elections, which will occur on April 18 of next year. And of course if the riots get worse, her chances are boosted.

*At It’s Noon in Israel,” Amit Segal has been suggesting that both Israel and the U.S. are planning some kind of big attack on Iran—and soon. That’s suggested in yesterday’s piece, “Bibi’s secret meeting in the desert.”

It’s Tuesday, October 20, and last night Benjamin Netanyahu skipped the Beitar Jerusalem game. Instead of a roaring welcome from 30,000 potential voters at Teddy Stadium, he flew to Nevatim Air Base in the south to meet U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and, according to Walla, Emirati officials.

The game ended in a goalless draw. The meeting’s outcome is classified, but it’s safe to assume it matters more for Israel’s future than Maccabi Tel Aviv extending its unbeaten streak.

That Netanyahu, a week before an election, gave up a stadium holding roughly three-quarters of a Knesset seat’s worth of voters says how serious it was. Recent waves of attacks show that Tehran is recovering its ability to target ships in the Strait of Hormuz. On one day last week, only seven tankers made it through, under half the weekly average and the lowest since July.

There is also the possibility that Iran is preparing to attack immediately following the Israeli election to sink Republican chances in the midterms.

The visit came a day after President Donald Trump formally endorsed Netanyahu, declaring that without him as prime minister the U.S. would have to go it alone. Whether that was a threat or an observation about the opposition’s mettle remains unclear. A trip by his defense secretary a week before the vote could be either, or not politically connected whatsoever.

The next round with Iran remains murky, but let us hope it ends more conclusively than last night’s game.

Segal’s reporting over the last week suggests that he knows something that the Western media doesn’t.  I guess we’ll find out.

*And from the UPI’s odd news, a Canadian man who won a seat on the local city council despite a campaign averring that he didn’t want the job:

A British Columbia city council candidate whose humorous campaign signs went viral appears to have won his election, despite branding himself as unqualified.

Brady Rogers, 33, gained attention online for his Kelowna City Council campaign signs, which bore slogans such as “I barely want to do this,” “Just trying to pay my rent,” “Fine. I’ll do it,” and “How hard can it be.”

Here’s a news report on Brady’s campaign, which include an interview with the candidate (he says the job is something “he feels he can do.”

Even Rogers’ campaign website opens with the message: “Do I enjoy politics? No. Do I know what I’m doing? No. But am I qualified? Also no.”

Preliminary results from Saturday’s municipal election show Rogers receiving 12,635 votes, coming in fourth among the 37 candidates. If those election results are certified on Tuesday, Rogers’ seat on the council will be guaranteed.

Rogers released a video on his campaign’s social media page after the preliminary results were announced, saying that despite his campaign’s tone, he plans to take the job seriously.

Preliminary results from Saturday’s municipal election show Rogers receiving 12,635 votes, coming in fourth among the 37 candidates. If those election results are certified on Tuesday, Rogers’ seat on the council will be guaranteed.

Rogers released a video on his campaign’s social media page after the preliminary results were announced, saying that despite his campaign’s tone, he plans to take the job seriously.

“I’m being a little bit tongue-in-cheek when I say I’m unqualified,” Rogers told Global News before the election. “I’ve never been a politician, but I certainly have experience that I think is very relevant and helpful.”

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili insulted Andrzej:

Andrzej: Why are you staring at me like that?
Hili: I’m listening to all that nonsense you’re muttering to yourself.

In Polish:

Ja: Czemu się tak przyglądasz?
Hili: Słucham co sam do siebie wygadujesz.

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From CinEmma;

From Cat Memes:

From Terrible Maps, and it’s true that in Jersey you can’t pump your own gas. This has been true since 1949, but curiously diesel is exempt.

And lagniappe from Scott:

Christiana Amanpour leaves CNN after 43 years. Here’s her announcement:

One post at Townhall speculates why she’s leaving, though I have not an inkling of its truth:

CNN is bracing for a “bloodbath.” Paramount’s merger with Warner Bros. has been approved after an antitrust lawsuit was settled, paving the way for the $110 billion deal to close. In its wake, CNN could undergo massive changes, with even CBS News’ Bari Weiss considered to retool the network’s editorial direction. Weiss already has her hands full with the 60 Minutes revamp, but her name has been tossed around. Should she be selected, it’ll be hell on Earth for liberals. For now, the news of the settlement has many walking around the network offices like a funeral is about to begin (via Variety). . . .

From Luana. Unlike the destroyed-store story I posted yesterday, this one appears to be true:

I hadn’t hear of the latest lunacy from Trump, but the Number Ten Cat did:

Here’s Greta touting her latest cause du jour: Zionism is racism and Israel is a genocidal “apartheid state”.  It’s hard to get so many things wrong in one minute, but Greta manages to do it.

Two from my feed. First, a horse/dolphin encounter:

From Jay, a prescient Netanyahu:

Kitty discovers sunbeam:

One I reposted from The Auschwitz Memorial:

This Dutch Jewish girl and her mother were both gassed to death as soon as they arrived in Auschwitz. The girl, Roza, was three years old, and would have been 88 today had she lived.

— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2026-10-21T11:02:52.234Z

And one from Doctor Cobb, who says, “This is true.” I am not so sure as I don’t have the data. Several people in France were injured though, as far as I know, nobody was killed.

— Xela Hart (@xelahart.bsky.social) 2026-10-19T13:38:35.626Z

Repost: Worst lines in popular songs

October 20, 2026 • 11:30 am

As I’ve mentioned, posting will be light for a week or so as I have to deal with eye issues. Today I go to the retinologist and have little time to post, but as I was perusing my list of favorite music this morning, I came upon my subsection of “Worst lines in popular songs.” I did a post on it in 2023, which I now repost exactly in the form from 1 July, 2023. Perhaps there are enough folks who haven’t seen it that I can get away with posting it again.

So here it is, below the line.  I’ve added a newer discovery of bad lyrics at the end.


I was looking at my very long list of “best and worst” music today, and found an old section called “The worst lines in popular songs”.  I present them to you as an inspiration. There are many more, of course: I expect people may bring up “MacArthur Park” or “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates,” but those are just overall bad songs.  Bad songs needn’t contain bad lines, though. Here’s some of the lines that I’ll never be rid of as earworms:

This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie SueTwo young lovers with nothin’ better to doThan sit around the house, get high, and watch the tubeAnd here is what happened when they decided to cut looseThey headed down to, ooh, old El PasoThat’s where they ran into a great big hassleBilly Joe shot a man while robbing his castleBobbie Sue took the money and run

. . . . Hoo-hoo-hoo, Billy Mack is a detective down in TexasYou know he knows just exactly what the facts isHe ain’t gonna let those two escape justiceHe makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes

—Steve Miller “Take the Money and Run”

Rhyming “El Paso” with “hassle” and “Texas” with “facts is” are just not rhymes. And someone should remind Mr. Miller that “facts” is plural. Steve Miller may in fact be the premier producer of the worst lines in rock music. Don’t forget “Abracadabra” and the immortal lines in “The Joker”:

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice

‘Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

There is no such thing as “pompatus,” at least not in the Oxford English Dictionary


Here’s an example of a not-bad song with terrible lines.  The first two just make me cringe, and the words “when we rode the horse we got some thrills” does likewise. Only one horse? Some thrills?

“Sittin’ in my car outside  your house
Remember when I spilled Coke all over your blouse.

. . .Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills(Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills)When we rode the horse, we got some thrills.”

–Beach Boys, “All Summer Long”


This is a good song but Loretta strains for rhymes several times. Here’s one example:

“The work we done was hard
At night we’d sleep ‘cause we were tard.” [“tired”]

–Loretta Lynn, “Coal Miner’s Daughter”


Here we have one of at least three uses of the word “chicken” in a rock song (can you name another?), but rhyming “chicken” with “bit me” doesn’t work. That said, I love this song; it’s bouncy and one of the best songs Stevie wrote:

“I was knee high to a chicken
When the love bug done bit me.”  (a rhyme)

–Stevie Wonder, “I Was Made to Love Her”


This speaks for itself:

Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

–Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, “Wooly Bully”


This song was on the jukebox in the greasy diner where we ate every night in college (99 cents per meal, including rice pudding!). It is one of the worst songs of that era. And the verse just cuts off: we don’t know what they will find in 2525!

In the year 2525,
If man is still alive,
If woman can survive
They may find.

–Zager and Evans, “2525”


I never understood this verse. These words may make some arcane sense to the band Chicago, but didn’t to me:

Should I try to do some more?
25 or 6 to 4.

–Chicago, “25 or 6 to 4”


I’m a huge fan of Steve Stills, but when he got it wrong, he got it wrong big time. And here’s one of those times!

The deeper you go ’cause of the pressure of the air
The nitrogen comes and goes (gets you high)
It’s an alien atmosphere
They call it rapture of the deep
Be you not afraid
You’re too far down by now to be scared
Two hundred and eighty-seven feet
I saw Jesus and it made sense that he was there

–Stephen Stills, “Black Coral”


This comes from my late friend Kenny, who found the lyric:

“Ooooh, poor Romeo
Sitting’ all on his own-e-o.
Ooooh, poor Romeo.

–Phil Lynott, “Romeo and the Lonely Girl”, from “Jailbreak”, by Thin Lizzie

UPDATE (AT THE TIME): I’ll retract the last quote as “bad rhyming” based on one a comment in the thread by Brendan Teeling, who says that “own-eo” was normal Dublin parlance at the time. Also, this was the only quote that was given to me by someone else; all the rest I’m well familiar with.

2026 UPDATE: And a new one.  The song “Drops of Jupiter,” by Train is FULL of awful lines and I didn’t put it in the previous post.  In fact, though the melody is okay, the entire song’s lyrics qualify as dreadful.  Here are a couple of stinkers. (Note: this is one of only two rock/pop songs I know of that contains the word “chicken.”  The other is mentioned above.)

Now, that she’s back from that soul vacation
Tracin’ her way through the constellation, hey-hey (Mmm)
She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo
Reminds me that there’s room to grow, hey-hey, yeah

Now, that she’s back in the atmosphere
I’m afraid that she might think of me as
Plain ol’ Jane told a story about a man
Who was too afraid to fly, so he never did land

“Checks our Mozart while she does Tai-Bo“, indeed. Checks him out!

But wait! There’s more! Another verse from the bridge:

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you
Even when I know you’re wrong?
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
Five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?

My technician at the time loved soy lattes and made me drink one.  It was dreadful and I’ll never have another. The “best soy latte that you ever had” is worse than emulsified cow pies.

2026:  You know the drill: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN! Put your worst lyrics below.