Category Archives: Hili Dialogue

Friday: Hili dialogue

September 18, 2020 – 6:30 am

It’s the end of the “work” week: Friday, September 18, 2020, and National Cheeseburger Day (no Coke, Pepsi!). It’s also Rice Krispies Treats Day (I have to admit that I love them), International Grenache Day, International Read an eBook Day (I’ve never read one),World Water Monitoring Day, and National HIV/AIDS and Aging Awareness Day. Here’s a […]

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Thursday: Hili dialogue

September 17, 2020 – 6:30 am

Good morning on Thursday, September 17, 2020, National Apple Dumpling Day. (I like mine with cream or vanilla ice cream: is that a meme that’s parasitized my mind?) If you’re near a Moe’s restaurant, it’s Free Queso Day: they’re giving out six ounces of queso to thank their customers.  It’s also National Monte Cristo Day—not […]

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Wednesday: Hili dialogue

September 16, 2020 – 6:30 am

Top of the morning and middle of the week to you: it’s Wednesday, September 16, 2020, and Peach Pie Day. You’ll be lucky if you get some this week!  It’s also National Guacamole Day, National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day, World Play-Doh Day, National Collect Rocks Day, and Mexican Independence Day (“Cry of Dolores“; see below). […]

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Tuesday: Hili dialogue

September 15, 2020 – 6:30 am

‘Tis the cruelest day of the week: Tuesday, and September 15, 2020. It’s National Linguine Day:  make mine with clams and lots of garlic, olive oil, and parsley. It’s also National Cheese Toast Day, National Double Cheeseburger Day, National Crème de Menthe Day, Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie Day (WTF?), Greenpeace Day (see below), Google.com Day, and […]

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Monday: Hili dialogue

September 14, 2020 – 6:30 am

It’s the start of another damn work week: Monday, September  14, 2020: National Cream-Filled Doughnut Day. (I must admit a weakness for Dunkin Donut’s Boston Creme donut, which I get in a pair with the double chocolate donut.) It’s also Eat a Hoagie Day (for non-Americans, hoagies are big “submarine sandwiches”; the term is used […]

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Sunday: Hili dialogue

September 13, 2020 – 6:30 am

It’s Ceiling Cat’s Day: September 13, 2020. Remember, cats weren’t made for the Sabbath; the Sabbath was made for cats. It’s National Peanut Day, as well as  International Chocolate Day, Snack a Pickle Day, Bald is Beautiful Day, National Defy Superstition Day, and, in Africa, the UK, and Latin America, Roald Dahl Day. It’s also Fortune […]

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Saturday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

September 12, 2020 – 6:30 am

We’re into the weekend, and fall is coming on strong, as: it’s Saturday, September 12, 2020, National Chocolate Milkshake Day. It’s also International Drive Your Studebaker Day (does anybody have one?), National Iguana Awareness Day, Aunt’s Day (which aunt?), Video Games Day, and National Day of Encouragement, whatever that’s for. News of the Day: Don’t […]

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Friday: Hili dialogue

September 11, 2020 – 6:30 am

TCCIF: Thank Ceiling Cat it’s Friday! It’s September 11, 2020,a day of remembrance. It’s also National Hot Cross Buns Day. I could use one or two, as it’s 5:30 am and I am HUNGRY! (I almost never eat breakfast.) It’s also National Emergency Responders Day, Make Your Bed Day (I always do; I think it’s […]

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Thursday: Hili dialogue

September 10, 2020 – 6:30 am

Good morning on September 10, 2020: National Hot Dog Day. If you haven’t had one lately, the wurst is yet to come. It’s also TV Dinner Day, International Makeup Day, and World Suicide Prevention Day. Here are the suicide rates across the globe for males (top) and females (bottom), along with a key (suicides per […]

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Wednesday: Hili dialogue

September 9, 2020 – 6:30 am

Top o’ the morning to you on a coolish Wednesday, September 9, 2020. It’s National “I Love Food” Day, which is fine (who doesn’t love food?), but why the scare quotes. Is it a day to just pretend you love food? I hope not, for as Dr. Johnson said, “He who does not mind his belly, […]

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