Welcome to Thursday, September 17, 2026 and National Monte Cristo Day. No, it’s not honoring the small Italian island or its fictional count, but rather the bizarre Monte Cristo sandwich, a ham-and-cheese sandwich dipped in egg and fried—sometimes topped with jam and powdered sugar. I’ve never had one, though I’d try it. Here’s a specimen from Wikipedia; look at all the sugar!:

It’s also Constitution Day, marking the signing of this document on September 17, 1787, Free Queso Day (at all Moe’s Southwest Grill restaurants), and National Apple Dumpling Day.
Here’s the first page of the Constitution, which you can see at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. The caption is, “Page one of Jacob Shallus‘ officially engrossed copy of the Constitution signed in Philadelphia by delegates of the Constitutional Convention in 1787″

Posting will be light as I prepare for my cataract surgery (one eye next week, the next two weeks after). Wish me luck!
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the September 17 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*In the face of Trump’s dumb tariff war on Canada, the EU has offered Canada the first “associate membership” in its organization (article archived here).
“We want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible,” she said in her annual State of the Union address.
The declaration at the Parliament in Strasbourg, France, received a standing ovation from European lawmakers and from Carney.
The offer, which would see two longtime U.S. partners expand their alliance from trade to security, highlights the extent to which Trump is redefining alliances.
The president’s foreign policy gyrations, including threats to take Greenland from NATO ally Denmark, have triggered a reckoning among Washington’s traditional friends about their relationship with the United States.
Amid the standoff with Trump on tariffs, Canada has pursued a thaw in ties with China including new trade deals. Beijing has praised Ottawa for walking away from talks rather than caving to Trump’s demands, and this month, China and Canada revived a dialogue on military issues after an eight-year break.
Ahead of his trip to Europe this week, Carney said he wanted a “unique alliance” with the E.U., including on energy and critical minerals, to help safeguard Canada against economic coercion. “The world’s more dangerous and divided, and friends need to stick together in these times,” he said.
Trump’s stupidity not only alienates our friends directly, but also weakens the U.S. as a superpower by forcing our erstwhile friends to ally with others, and even strengthen ties with America’s biggest nemesis: China. It will take a long time, if ever, to repair the damage Trump has done.
*The NYT reports that Trump has approved the sale of $2.8 billion in armaments to Israel, which includes 40,000 one-ton bombs. As you might expect, the progressives are up in arms (forgive the pun) about this.
The Trump administration has approved a $2.8 billion sale of heavy bombs to Israel, according to a U.S. official, in what would be among the largest deliveries of U.S. munitions there even as American public support for the country declines.
The proposed sale would include 40,000 one-ton bombs whose use by Israel in Gaza and Lebanon has drawn international anger because of the civilian harm caused by their wide blast radius.
Human rights groups and some foreign governments have condemned Israel for dropping the giant munitions in densely populated areas, sometimes killing dozens of civilians in strikes targeting just one individual.
The package would include 20,000 each of America’s 2,000-pound MK-84 and BLU-117 bombs. It would also provide Israel with 20,000 bunker-busting I-2000 penetrator warheads, which explode on delay after smashing through an outer surface like soil, rock or concrete. The plan was reported earlier by The Washington Post.
The blast from a 2,000-pound bomb can be lethal at more than 1,000 feet and leave a crater as deep as 50 feet. Israel provoked a fierce outcry after it dropped hundreds of the heavy bombs on Gaza.
The State Department recently sent the proposed deal to two congressional committees to get informal approval, the U.S. official said.
Production and delivery of the munitions usually takes months or years, but there are ways to expedite the process.
In mid-2024, the Biden administration paused a shipment of 2,000-pound bombs to Israel because of concern about their use in crowded civilian areas. President Trump allowed the shipment to proceed days after taking office last January.
Then in February, the Trump administration agreed to sell roughly $2.7 billion in munitions to Israel, a package that included 35,000 of the one-ton MK-84 and BLU-117 bombs.
While congressional leaders can tell the Trump administration that they oppose the deal, Secretary of State Marco Rubio can exercise emergency powers to proceed with the sale regardless, as he has done repeatedly, or just say he is moving forward with it. The administration would then bypass getting informal approval from Congress and formally announce the sale is happening.
I can’t say that I oppose this sale, especially because the bombs are more likely to be used in Iran, where they can be used against large military facilities, nuclear sites, and so on. I largely trust the IDF’s decision, but not entirely, nor am I party to how the IDF makes its decisions weighing military advantange against civilian casualties. Given this, I will not say this is a deal that shouldn’t be done, though you can be sure that most Democrats will say no, and every “progressive” will say no.
*I have always opposed capital punishment, and, in a Free Press article, Douglas Murray generally agrees/. But he finds an exception in a piece called “The death penalty is cruel. Hamas terrorists deserve it.” And just the other day I hit on the same reason he did for changing his mind, a reason based on the Israeli psyche.
Israelis must soon make serious decisions about the issue. Though Israel prohibits the death penalty for most offenses, the Knesset voted unanimously in May to allow it for terrorists who participated in the October 7, 2023, attacks. Now the Israeli justice system must determine whether capital punishment will go forward, and exactly who it will be allowed to ensnare.
Since this is a question of conscience, perhaps it is worth outlining my own moral views from the outset. I have always been deeply opposed to the death penalty. Rather than explain every reason I have for opposing it, I’ll just say that I agree with the argument Albert Camus makes in his 1957 essay “Reflections on the Guillotine.” The problem is not only the possibility of wrongful convictions, and not just the taking of a life, but something perhaps even more cruel: putting a human mind in the position of knowing the place and time of its ending. A change comes upon a society when it permits this ultimate sanction.
. . .Yet despite my deep, instinctive opposition to the practice, I still believe that there are times when it may be legitimate. Few people would deny that the Allies had the right after World War II not just to try and convict but also to hang the Nazi war criminals at Nuremberg. The world needed to demonstrate this ultimate expression of revulsion for the crimes of the Nazi high command. And the new world that was to follow, which was being built by Allied victors and Holocaust survivors, could not afford to remain haunted by living Nazi leaders, who would have sustained a glimmer of faith in their movement despite living in captivity.
The same justification may rightly stand in the case of the only hanging to have taken place in the State of Israel since its reestablishment. That is the hanging in 1962—after capture, trial, and judgment—of the architect of the Shoah, Adolf Eichmann.
The same principle may well be applied to the several hundred terrorists belonging to Hamas’s most gruesome fighting unit, the Nukhba Force, who were captured alive after breaking into Israel on the morning of October 7, 2023. Each of these men invaded Israel in order to murder, rape, torture, and kidnap. They represent a special type of evil.
To me these aren’t valid reasons for the state engaging in killing. Better life without the possibility of parole (I’ve discussed my reasons before). The problem is that the way Israel deals with terrorist prisoners means that “life without parole” may not be an irrevocable sentence, and there’s the rub:
But there is an additional justification for the execution of these terrorists which too few people outside of Israel appreciate. It is the fact that Israel will someday face the temptation to use the several hundred terrorists currently held in its maximum-security prisons as bargaining chips.
The architect of October 7, Yahya Sinwar, was himself a terrorist detained in Israeli prisons. He was released early from his sentence and returned to Gaza in 2011, along with more than 1,000 other terrorists, in exchange for a single Israeli soldier who had been captured by Hamas and held in Gaza. Sinwar himself once said that the best news that a Palestinian prisoner could receive in jail was the news that an Israeli had been kidnapped. That is because the prisoners then knew that a thousand-to-one prisoner swap might be in the offing, and they had a good chance of being spared even from a life sentence.
Despite my deep, instinctive opposition to the practice, I still believe that there are times when it may be legitimate.
In recent decades, including the years since October 7, thousands of terrorists who should have spent the rest of their lives in prison have been released in exchange for Israeli hostages. It is the best leverage that Hamas and other Palestinian terrorist groups have. This has led to some of the most painful scenes imaginable in which, for instance, people convicted of murdering Israelis have been released from prison after serving just a few years and receive a hero’s welcome from enraptured crowds in Gaza. It is a wretched, appalling system, which Hamas and others exploit well.
It is because Israel values life so highly, particularly the life of a kidnapped soldier or POW, that this problem comes up. Despite that, Murray says that the incentive to kidnap Israelis has to be broken. The problem is that even prisoners scheduled for execution, or get life without parole, could still get money for their families via the Palestinian Authority’s “pay for slay” program, so there’s still an incentive to take Israelis hostage. And Murray mentions the criticism that would come down on Israel were it to engage in mass executions. That would be unfair he says, but he’s still in favor of mass executions of some terrorists. As for me, I am undecided, but am still leaning towards the banning of capital punishment.
*I always thought that airline pilots made decent salaries, but not as much as the Wall Street Journal describes in a new article, “The volatile finances of airline pilots, America’s unpredictable millionaires” (subtitle, “They can earn fortunes in a single month, but are often dependent on one airline for their entire careers.”
Jeff Barath never had a need for a financial adviser. Then he retired last year at 65, and it threatened to unleash a tidal wave of taxable income.
Like many of his fellow airline pilots, Barath spent much of his career bound by a rigid seniority structure that came with similarly rigid compensation and retirement benefits. When he left United Airlines after 35 years, he was inundated by more financial decisions than he ever expected upon entering the profession.
He has a partial pension, a brokerage account and a $3.5 million 401(k). Once he starts taking his required minimum distributions, his income will be well over $300,000 a year, including Social Security, which is more than he earned most years while working. He needed to know how much to take out, where to pull from first and how the decision would affect his taxes and his Medicare premium.
“It’s a high-class problem,” Barath said.
. . . Many pilots leave the workforce as millionaires thanks to generous pay and 401(k) contributions from their employers. But they face lots of pitfalls, too. They typically work for the same carrier their entire careers, and in a volatile industry, working for the wrong airline at the wrong time can take a major toll on earnings.
Pilots with seniority can make as much as $100,000 in a month if they live near a hub, fly the biggest planes and can pick up a lot of flights that pay overtime rates due to weather-related events, according to Timothy Pope of wealth manager 360 Aviation Advisors.
. . .Barath, who is still single and now lives in Bronxville, N.Y., has remained conservative with his investments. On the advice of a financial-services executive, he avoided high-cost mutual funds with a spotty performance history. Instead, he put about 75% of his plan into an S&P 500 index fund. The remainder he spread across a value fund, a small-cap fund and a money-market account.
He left it there until a couple years before retirement, when he moved more into the money-market account. A Charles Schwab adviser who took over managing his money a few months after his retirement helped Barath create a budget to determine how much he would need each month. The upside is that he has plenty to live on. The downside is that almost all of it will be taxable.
Barath’s adviser recommended he put 60% in stocks and 40% in fixed-income investments.
This is pretty much what I did, and relied entirely on Vanguard funds. My allocation is still 60% equities andf 40% stocks, but I’m set for life, and will give the vast majority of my savings to charity when I did. As for the pilots, they have a very important job, flying hundreds of people at least once a day, and they can’t afford to make a mistake. I don’t begrudge them their high salaries at all.
*A Kiwi named Jamie Beaton may be on the way to becoming world’s most educated person, already having 12 advanced degrees from top-ranked universities, and more on the way. (Article archived here.)
Early in the fall semester of the 2025-26 academic year, Lisa Belkin, an adjunct professor at Columbia University’s journalism school, realized that one of her students, Jamie Beaton, had yet to show up for class.
Belkin, who avoids combing the internet for information about her students, knew nothing about Beaton. She was curious about his absence, though, so she reached out to a dean, who sent an email.
Beaton was apologetic in his reply, saying he had mixed up his schedule. He was in New Zealand, teaching a course in entrepreneurship at the University of Auckland, but would be back in New York the next week.
That was when Belkin decided to break her rule. Who was this guy?
Beaton, she learned, had graduated magna cum laude from Harvard in 2016, picking up a master’s degree in applied mathematics along the way. He had gone on to collect an M.B.A. from Stanford. Then a law degree from Yale. That was followed by a doctor of philosophy in public policy from Oxford, where he was a Rhodes scholar — all before age 28.
Attending classes remotely and in person, he earned additional master’s degrees from — deep breath — the University of Pennsylvania (education entrepreneurship), Stanford (education technology), Princeton (finance), Cornell (health care policy and economics), Dartmouth (implementation science), King’s College London (war studies) and Tsinghua University in Beijing (global affairs).
Still, there was more: Beaton, who was born and raised in New Zealand, was a founder and the chief executive of Crimson Education, a college admissions counseling service that has been valued at more than $600 million.
. . . If he continues collecting advanced degrees at such a swift pace, he will surpass Benjamin B. Bolger, who has racked up 16 at age 50. He might even beat Michael Nicholson, an octogenarian forever scholar with more than 30 degrees to his name.
Away from his studies, Beaton, 31, has become a player in the field of college admissions counseling. His clients pay between $30,000 and $200,000 for a multiyear program designed to enhance their children’s chances of getting into top universities.
Why is Belkin doing it? Well, he clearly likes to both learn and to work hard—to the extent that he abjures vacations. Will he get more degrees? His friends say he might go into politics, though they’re just guessing. But one thing’s clear: this guy is wickedly diligent and also extremely rich.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Szaron wants out:
Szaron: Could I go out too?
Hili: What for?
In Polish:
Szaron: Czy ja też mógłbym wyjść z domu?
Hili: A po co?
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From Jesus of the Day:
From Meow Incorporated:
From Bad Spelling or Grammar on Signs and Notices:
From Masih; translation from the Farsi:
Reza Rashedpour, do you remember that teenage girl you humiliated just because she wasn’t wearing a hijab? Now your own daughter produces content without a hijab! That means she’s enjoying a freedom that Iranian women were beaten for, arrested for, and humiliated for—so, keep your hands off Iranian women and girls. The morality police inside you is still running rampant!
رضا رشیدپور، این دختر نوجوانی را که فقط بهخاطر نداشتن حجاب تحقیرش کردی یادت هست؟
حالا دختر خودت بدون حجاب تولید محتوا میکند! یعنی از آزادیای بهره میبرد که زنان ایران برایش کتک خوردند، بازداشت شدند و تحقیر شدند، پس، دست از سر زنان و دختران ایران بردار. گشت ارشاد درونت هنوز… pic.twitter.com/fdOaHCSfeI— Masih Alinejad (@AlinejadMasih) September 15, 2026
From Luana; more mishigas about sex:
The 179 mins of HR training I’m forcing myself thru in 5 min increments casually denigrates physicians thus:
“Sex Assigned at Birth: Typically, health professionals label infants as male or female after a cursory examination of their external physical characteristics.”
I love…
— Jake 🇺🇸 (@omni_american) September 14, 2026
From Malcolm; six minutes of information from the BBC about an unusual job: a steeplejack. This guy is taking down the entire chimney singlehanded! Why not wear safety gear?
“I’ve never fell off a big chimney. You only fall off one of them once.”#OnThisDay 1979: Extraordinary steeplejack Fred Dibnah was introduced to the nation. pic.twitter.com/07PPc6um4D
— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) September 6, 2023
From Jeff Maurer:
“I find the idea of a national conversation on AI regulation inherently funny. A national conversation? With this nation, whose current conversations include: 1) Whether the Jews snuck letters into math, and 2) Whether Sydney Sweeney’s side-boob means we’re living in The… pic.twitter.com/wHwxoWIz6w
— Jeff Maurer (@JeffMightBWrong) September 16, 2026
One from my feed. Remember this? (You can see an alternate version here.)
I know this is real. I know this is part of the world in which we all live. And yet I remain in a state of cognitive dissonance in which I can’t integrate this fact that I know to be true into my picture of the world. I know that 1.) this was a video that had to be made to… pic.twitter.com/Lp9Ell3YLx
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) September 16, 2026
One I reposted from The Auschwitz Memorial:
This French Jewish girl was gassed as soon as she arrived in Auschwitz. She was three years old.
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2026-09-17T09:59:26.575Z
And two from Doc Cobb. This first one is plenty weird, and I’ve printed it out to read:
The soul is real and can be tied with a rope according to this graphical abstract. The paper is even weirder!"Quantum evidence of nonlocal consciousness during clinical death" http://www.cell.com/the-innovati… This is a Cell Press journal…via @pubpeer.com @forbetterscience.bsky.social
— Neuroskeptic (@neuroskeptic.bsky.social) 2026-09-16T09:11:12.060Z
Two wonderful people rescue a stuck bald eagle. Would you do this?
@adam_franks shares 2 good Samaritans rescuing a stuck eagle: #AGoodPlace
— Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ (@snarkysillysad.bsky.social) 2026-09-15T11:22:10.906Z















































