Big kerfuffle on Amazon over the Book of Mormon

March 5, 2016 • 12:45 pm

Talk about bimodality of opinion! I thought I had it for Faith versus Fact, but if you go over to Amazon and look at the reviews for the Book of Mormon edition published in 1981, you see this:

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That’s right: 631 reviews, with 96% being either five-star or 1-star—the lowest possible ranking. Clearly something strange is going on here. An article in Thursday’s Guardian explains it, pointing out that more than 300 of these reviews were produced within the last week.

What’s happening is a culture war, or rather a war between Mormons and everyone else:

The face-off on Amazon over the book follows an article from Salt Lake City’s KUTV, which claimed that students at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints University Brigham Young had been asked to praise the book online. The news source quoted a Facebook post, which told students that “many people against the Church have, sadly, written negative comments about the Book”, urging them to write a review in response, because it would be “a great opportunity to share your testimony to the world and do online missionary work”.

“Please accomplish this challenge by the end of the week,” said the post. “Thank you for serving the Lord!”

While KUTV pointed out that not all of those asked agreed with the request, reviews started to flood in. “Inspired! Jesus Christ on every page!” said one user on 1 March. “An absolute masterpiece of divine origin!” said another.

But the positivity was soon rebutted by non-believers – and by those who disagreed with the request – and deluged the Amazon page with one-star write-ups. “I was instructed to come here and leave a positive review. That was the last straw … I’m done with this cult, thus the one-star review,” wrote one. “Waste of a good tree,” said another, adding: “Besides the issue of ethics with the Mormon church urging members to post positive reviews, The Book of Mormon has about as much to do with religion as the demented writings of L Ron Hubbard. I actually give it zero stars… It DOES come in handy when you run out of TP.”

Well, it’s hardly a fair fight, or rather an objective one. The five-star reviewers are responding to a call to praise their holy scripture, i.e., proselytizing; and I strongly suspect that hardly any of the one-star reviewers have read the book. But I’ve read quite a bit of it, though not the whole, for the damn thing is the most soporific scripture I’ve ever read—and I’ve read the Bible, the Qur’an, and the Bhagavad Gita.

In fact, the Bhagavad Gita is well worth reading; it’s a real piece of literature, and quite absorbing.

The Bible is overrated: I’ve always taken issue with Dawkins’s claim that it’s “a great work of literature“. Yes, we should read it, at least in the West, because it’s so heavily influenced our culture, but don’t expect unadulterated beauty. There are lovely bits, of course, but I claim that if only a single copy of the Bible existed, and if that it had not been adopted as Holy Writ, and if it were found in a dusty bin in a Bloomsbury bookshop, someone reading it would find it tedious and uninspiring. And of course much of the beauty that is there was due to King James’s translators.

The Qur’an is far worse: it’s not only tedious but contains a lot more acrimony, violence, and hatred. I can’t remember any parts of it that were beautiful.

And the Book of Mormon is not only a ripoff of the Bible (Joseph Smith clearly cribbed its language), but is boring and repetitive: I can’t even begin to tell you how many times it contains the phrase “And so it came to pass. . . ”

You can amuse yourself by reading the reviews. I’ll put up just four: two positive and two negative. The negative ones are much funnier, but note that some of the five-star reviews were actually written by critical nonbelievers making fun of the book.

The Good News first:

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Devine mission!

And the critics:

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Screen Shot 2016-03-05 at 12.22.41 PMKnock yourself out. Although website comments are often tedious, I find these dueling Amazon reviews clever and inventive.

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h/t: Ginger K.

Caturday felid trifecta: Robotic cats for the aged, Ninja cats, post-office cats

March 5, 2016 • 9:30 am

 

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In January the BBC announced the arrival of Hasbro’s Robotic Cat ($99 US), designed for seniors who aren’t allowed to have real cats, or can’t take care of them. It comes in orange tabby, silver, and white:

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The BBC reports:

It’s the first product in the Joy For All range, an initiative that Hasbro says is about going beyond play and into areas that combat bigger problems. In this case, it’s loneliness.

The robocat is designed to mimic a real animal. It miaows, semi-convincingly, and it purrs, very convincingly. It’s fluffy and nice to stroke, although the rigidness of Alan’s electronic innards spoils any illusion that he is real.

It meows, purrs, nuzzles, goes to sleep, and even rolls over for a clawing-free belly rub. However, I think the novelty would wear off, and were I lonely I doubt that this animated teddy-bear-like animal would dispel my emotions.

Here’s a video, but I find it creepy:

AdWeek had several people inspect robocat, and it didn’t go over well (click on screenshot to see their video). Several people also used the word “creepy,” one said, “it doesn’t even have claws,” and one person said, “But if I were 90 and if I had no idea where I was, well, sure. . . .”

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Trendingly has thirty photos of ninja cats; here are my favorites:

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Finally, the February 9 issue of The Smithsonian has A Brief History of Post Office Cats. This is about British post office cats, which were authorized by an official government decree (click screenshot for source):

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Ceiling Cat bless the Brits for their customs! I’ll let you read it for yourself, but it does mention “Tibs the Great” who has his own Wikipedia article:

Tibs worked at Post Office Headquarters in London for 14 years, and was officially employed and paid 2s 6d per week. He worked in the basement and his job was to catch rats. He was cared for by Alf Talbut, cleaner at St Martin’s-le-Grand throughout his life.  During his 14 years, Tibs kept the Post Office headquarters completely mouse-free.

In 1952 there was “public outrage” that the cats had not had a pay rise since 1873, and the next year there was a question in the House of Commons, asking the Assistant Postmaster-General, David Gammans, “when the allowance payable for the maintenance of cats in his department was last raised?”

Gammans replied,

“There is, I am afraid, a certain amount of industrial chaos in The Post Office cat world. Allowances vary in different places, possibly according to the alleged efficiency of the animals and other factors. It has proved impossible to organise any scheme for payment by results or output bonus … there has been a general wage freeze since July 1918, but there have been no complaints!”

. . . Tibs died in December 1964. He had been suffering from cancer of the mouth. He received obituaries in several newspapers. By the time of his death he had grown to 23lb in weight, probably due to living in one of the staff dining rooms, rather than from eating rats.

The last cat employed at Post Office headquarters was Blackie, who died in 1984, which coincided with cloth sacks being replaced with rodent-resistant plastic sacks.

Here’s Tibs and one obituary. Read it!

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h/t: jsp, Mike, Barry, Theo

Readers’ wildlife photographs

March 5, 2016 • 7:30 am

Reader Colin Franks sent a passel of bird photos that I’ll dole out in bits, for they’re too rich to imbibe in one draught. Here are the first five pictures. To see more of his work, go to his Facebook page or his his personal photography site, and his Instagram site.

Black Oystercatcher  (Haematopus bachmani):

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Surf Scoter  (Melanitta perspicillata):

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Cattle Egret (Bubulcus ibis):

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Greater Yellowlegs (Tringa melanoleuca):

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Pied-billed Grebe (Podilymbus podiceps):

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JAC: I love this cute species. Here’s what the Cornell bird site says about it:

Part bird, part submarine, the Pied-billed Grebe is common across much of North America. These small brown birds have unusually thick bills that turn silver and black in summer. These expert divers inhabit sluggish rivers, freshwater marshes, lakes, and estuaries. They use their chunky bills to kill and eat large crustaceans along with a great variety of fish, amphibians, insects, and other invertebrates. Rarely seen in flight and often hidden amid vegetation, Pied-billed Grebes announce their presence with loud, far-reaching calls.

. . . Pied-billed Grebes have an extremely variable vocal repertoire. Among the most commonly heard sounds are a long, loud, rhythmic series of bleating whoops, coos, and gulping kuk-kuk-kuk notes; also a rippling, chuckling chatter.

You can hear some calls here, and here’s a video of one making several calls:

Anne-Marie Cournoyer from frozen Montreal sent two “birds of least concern” (as classified by the IUCN). Both are pretty, but too often ignored because they’re common.

European starling (Sturnus vulgaris):

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This House sparrow (Passer domesticus) is tinted blue by light reflected off the snow:

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Saturday: Hili dialogue (and Leon lagniappe)

March 5, 2016 • 6:15 am

It’s S(C)aturday, and I’m still suffering from lack of sleep, which is, both literally and figuratively, getting tiring. But in 12 days I’ll be in India, and perhaps I’ll sleep there. On this day in 1770, the Boston Massacre took place, rousing animus against the British that later contributed to our War of Independence.  On March 5, 1836, Samuel Colt patented a .34 caliber revolver: the first mass-produced revolver in history. In 1933, the Great Depression began with government closure of all banks and freezing of assets, and, on that same day, the Nazi Party got a plurality in German elections, enabling it to take control of the country. Notable births on this day include Rosa Luxemberg (1871), Louis Kahn (1901), Lynn Margulis (1938), and Penn Jillette (1955). Those who died on this day include Edgar Lee Masters (1950), Joseph Stalin (1953), Patsy Cline (1963), Jay Silverheels (“Tonto”; 1980), John Belushi (1982; age 33), and Duane Gish (2013).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili’s thoughts are beyond my ken. Readers are welcome to figure out what she’s saying.

Hili: Do we live in an era of virtual philosophy?
A: So it seems.
Hili: This is a total abstraction.
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Hili: Czy żyjemy w epoce wirtualnej filozofii?
Ja: Na to wygląda.
Hili: To jakaś totalna abstrakcja.
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And, in Wroclawek, the Dark Tabby is raring to go:

Leon: Hey, let’s finally go for a walk!

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Russian produces world’s smallest book—and other tiny stuff

March 4, 2016 • 2:30 pm

It’s 70 X 90 microns (a micron is one millionth of a meter), or 0.07 X 0.09 millimeters, which means that you could fit over 100 of these side by side in a single centimeter, or almost three hundred of the books in a single inch.  As Wednesday’s Guardian reports, a Russian man, Vladimir Aniskin, who works at the Institute of Theoretical and Applied Mechanics at the Siberian branch of the Russian Academy of Science,  has produced what will soon be declared as the world’s smallest book. Here it is below–actually several copies of it–displayed on half a poppy seed.  (This is a gif, so make sure you see the books’ pages turning.)

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The Guardian:

Microminiaturist Vladimir Aniskin, from Novosibirsk in Siberia, spent five years developing the technology to create the book, which measures 70 by 90 micrometres, or 0.07mm by 0.09mm. It then took him a month to create, by hand, two versions. The first, Levsha, is named after Nikolai Leskov’s 19th-century story The Steel Flea, in which a craftsman from Tula beats the English by managing to nail flea shoes on the clockwork flea they have created. Aniskin’s Levsha contains the names of other microminiaturists who can also, in his words “shoe the flea”. His second book, Alphabet, contains the Russian alphabet.

The text is printed using the lithographic process onto sheets of film just three or four microns thick. Aniskin said that the most difficult part of the process was binding the pages together so they can be turned. He used tungsten wires with a diameter of five microns as the “springs” for the pages, placing the finished books into half a poppyseed, displayed on gold plates. The pages, which have text on both sides, can be turned using a sharpened metal needle.

“The book size is 70 by 90 microns and it is 88 times less than the area of the book recorded in the Guinness Book of Records as the smallest printed book, and 67 times less than the book area recorded in the Russian Book of Records as the world’s smallest,” Aniskin told the Guardian, describing previous record holders in Japan, a 0.74 by 0.75mm manuscript entitled Flowers of the Four Seasons, and the smallest book in Russia as recognised by the Russian Book of Records, the 0.644mm by 0.660mm lyrics of the anthem of Russia. Guinness also lists Teeny Ted from Turnip Town by Malcolm Douglas Chaplin, which measures 70 micrometres by 100 micrometres, as the smallest reproduction of a printed book yet made.

He has a website in English as well as Russian, and explains how he makes some of his miniatures, which include putting horseshoes on a flea, a squadron of diverse airplanes on a poppy seed, and a parade of camels in not a needle, but a hair (see photo and link below explaining how he did that). Note that the flea below not only has horseshoes (fleashoes?) on its feet, but there are tinier nails used to affix the shoes!:

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“All my works are hand-made without any micromanipulators. Obviously, I work with the help of a microscope. My microscope is MBS-9, binocular (that is, you look with both eyes), with linear magnification up to 100 times. I also have two little self-made machine units — a lathe and a sharpening unit. Each of them can fit in the palm of a hand.
I invent and make tools on my own. While working I hold my creation in my fingers. Even one’s heartbeat disturbs such minute work, so particularly delicate work has to be done between heartbeats” (from the website)..

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From his website, explaining what’s below (it does look like a needle rather than a horsehair):

The diameter of a horse hair is 0.12 mm (a little bigger than the width of a razor blade). The hair is drilled along its axis, the diameter of the hole is 0.08 mm. This means that you need to make a drill, sharpen it and drill through the hair. The most important thing while drilling is that the axis of the spinning drill and the axis of the hair should coincide. But this is not all. Then you need to burnish a hair to make it transparent. And it should be burnished both from the outside and from the inside! I burnished the hair with diamond paste of various coarseness. But this is not all. To put eight camels (I didn’t even mention that they should be made lesser than 0.08 mm high) inside the hair without damaging them, and putting them in the same plane is very, very difficult. The drill, drilling process, burnishing — it takes years to solve these problems.

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A display of his items (under magnification, of course):

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Here’s a video; be sure to see his chessmen on a poppy-seed table:

 

A University that really understands free speech (but authoritarian nonsense continues elsewhere)

March 4, 2016 • 12:30 pm

Well, the nonsense continues on college campuses, but first the good news: a letter to friends and alumnae of the University of Colorado from its President, Bruce Bensen. Referring to pushback for hosting a video “seminar” by fugitive/whistleblower Edward Snowden, Bensen reaffirms UC’s principles of free speech. This is heartening, but after you’re heartened, read about the two incidents below the letter (sent to an alumna, Robin Cornwell, and published with her permission):

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Now the bad news: two incidents on college campuses involving the melting of Snowflakes:

An Op-Ed by Catherine Rampell in yesterday’s Washington Post describes the consequences of a party at a notorious authoritarian school, Bowdoin College in Maine. A student there, apparently of Colombian descent, threw a birthday party for a friend, with the invitations saying this: ““the theme is tequila, so do with that what you may. We’re not saying it’s a fiesta, but we’re also not not saying that :).” Among the booze, games, and other festivities was the presence of tiny sombreros, a few inches across. Some of the partygoers were photographed wearing the miniature headgear, the photos appeared on social media, and all hell broke loose. As Rampell reports:

College administrators sent multiple schoolwide emails notifying the students about an “investigation” into a possible “act of ethnic stereotyping.”

Partygoers ultimately were reprimanded or placed on “social probation,” and the hosts have been kicked out of their dorm, according to friends. (None of the disciplined students whom I contacted wanted to speak on the record; Bowdoin President Clayton Rose declined an interview and would not answer a general question about what kinds of disciplinary options are considered when students commit an “act of bias.”)

. . . Within days, the Bowdoin Student Government unanimously adopted a “statement of solidarity” to “[stand] by all students who were injured and affected by the incident,” and recommend that administrators “create a space for those students who have been or feel specifically targeted.”

The statement deemed the party an act of “cultural appropriation,” one that “creates an environment where students of color, particularly Latino, and especially Mexican, students feel unsafe.” The effort to purge the two representatives who attended the party, via impeachment, soon followed.

Again, I’m not sure that I would have furnished tiny sombreros were I throwing the party, but even such “cultural appropriation” isn’t deserving of this kind of severe opprobrium. (Do read the “statement of solidarity“.) It’s madness! What’s worse is the hypocrisy of the university evidencd by its own hosting of a different party

. . . The school’s reaction seems especially arbitrary when you learn that — on the very same night of the “tequila party,” just across campus — Bowdoin held its annual, administration-sanctioned “Cold War” party. Students arrived dressed in fur hats and coats to represent Soviet culture; one referred to herself as “Stalin,” making light of a particularly painful era in Slavic history.

What principle makes one theme deserving of school sponsorship and another of dorm expulsion? Perhaps race is the bright line, but not long ago people of Slavic heritage weren’t considered white either. Does intent matter? What about distance (geographic or chronological) from the culture being turned into a party theme?

Why can you appropriate Russian culture, and even represent yourself as Stalin, but can’t wear a miniature sombrero? Is it “punching down” to do the latter, but “punching up” to wear Russian headgear and coats? Isn’t that “ethnic stereotyping” as well? After all, not all Russians wear fur hats and coats.

And at the University of Pittsburgh (“Pitt”), a talk by Milo Yiannopoulos, an editor of Breitbart, a conservative, and an anti-feminist, caused similar pandemonium. I’m not a fan of Yiannopoulos, though sometimes I think he’s being deliberately provocative, inciting controversy and drawing attention by saying things he doesn’t really believe. But what he does say is often repugnant. Nevertheless, his views deserve to be heard, as they challenge current liberal ideology.

When he spoke, though, all hell again broke loose. Today’s Pitt News reports the reaction (remember, his talk was open to students, but they weren’t forced to go). First, Yiannopoulos spouted his usual blather:

Yiannopoulos, a controversial conservative writer and activist who tours colleges to speak about the need for free speech, spoke at Pitt Monday evening to a crowd of about 350 students, some of whom protested the lecture. The Board had allocated funding to Pitt College Republicans, who had invited Yiannopoulos to campus.

During his talk, Yiannopoulos called students who believe in a gender wage gap “idiots,” declared the Black Lives Matter movement a “supremacy” group, while feminists are “man-haters.”

The Student Government Board (SGB), which apparently paid for part of Yiannopoulos’s expenses, said that it was forced by its statutes to air a diversity of views, but they were “hurt” by Yiannopoulos’s talk. Some students even felt unsafe!:

Marcus Robinson, president of Pitt’s Rainbow Alliance, said after leaving the lecture on Monday, he felt unsafe on campus for the first time.

“So many of us shared in our pain. I felt I was in danger, and I felt so many people in that room were in danger. This event erased the great things we’ve done,” Robinson said. “For the first time, I’m disappointed to be at Pitt.”

Robinson suggested that the University should have provided counselors in a neighboring room to help students who felt “invalidated” or “traumatized” by the event.

Counselors only? What about the balloons, Play-Doh, and puppy videos?

Of course students have the right to feel or react however they want, but seriously—they felt in danger because of what Yiannopoulos said? What kind of world is this? It is, of course, a world of victimization, a world in which free speech that you don’t like is demonized as “hate speech” and “violence.” It’s a world where you signal your own virtue by overreacting. And so it went:

While SGB focused on the issue of championing free speech in its release, students argued the lecture was “hate speech” and should not follow the same rights.

“This is more than hurt feelings, this is about real violence. We know that the violence against marginalized groups happens every day in this country. That so many people walked out of that [event] feeling in literal physical danger is not alright,” Claire Matway, a social work and urban studies major, said.

I’m sorry, but I have real trouble empathizing with those students who felt that they were in “literal physical danger” (as opposed to metaphorical physical danger). Snowflakes like these must learn to live in a world where they won’t always hear what they like. (It’s too much to expect them to realize that they should actually seek out views they don’t like.) And, after all, nobody had to attend Yiannopoulos’s talk, and if you did, you’d have a pretty good idea in advance about what he was going to say!

The New Adventures of Angry Cat Man

March 4, 2016 • 11:00 am

Learning that I had been called “Angry Cat Man” by faculty at the Lab School because of what I write on my website, reader Pliny the in Between produced an appropriate cartoon, whose title is given in the header.

Recognize my Evil Minion? Did you notice that the CatSuit has the coloration of a feline familiar to readers of this site? And don’t miss the footwear!

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