Two cats for Thursday morning

April 23, 2015 • 7:15 am

Every day I must receive at least fifteen items about cats from readers: photos, articles, websites, and so on (the most recent was a spate of emails about baby bobcats, who are über-cute). But were I to post all of them, this would turn into a cat website and I would be inundated with people telling me to knock it off. (By the way, don’t be one of those people.)

But today there were two cat-related items in the mail that I want to post anyway.

The first is a link, sent by reader Macro Phyte, to the tale of a finicky Irish cat named Jerry. The true story by Frank McNally, “What’s new, fussy cat? An Irishman’s Diary on Jerry, the fussy feline,” was published yesterday in the Irish Times. It’s a short but lovely account of an old cat who refuses to drink tap water, preferring rainwater or, better yet, bottled mineral water. First, here’s the curmudgeonly old moggie:

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“The old fusspot absolutely refuses to drink tap-water”

And here’s the beginning of McNally’s story:

One of the side-effects of the current dry spell is that I’ve had to start buying mineral water for our ancient cat, Jerry. Being a reluctant cat owner, I consider this just the latest in a series of new lows to which he has reduced me over the years. But the problem is this – the old fusspot absolutely refuses to drink tap-water.

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He instead depends on the sky to supply his needs. And this is normally a reliable source in Ireland, where the leftovers of the last shower have rarely evaporated before the next one arrives.

But over the past 10 days or so, Jerry has exhausted all his reserves – starting with the puddles; then the various containers in the back garden; then the crevices in half-full refuse sacks, and so on; until there was nothing left.

Time was I could trick him on occasion by topping some of these up from the kitchen sink when he wasn’t looking.

Or if that didn’t work, my attitude to his subsequent bouts of self-imposed dehydration was that, sooner or later, one of two things would happen – either it would rain again, or the cat would lower his standards.

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But I came home of an evening recently to find that he had sought asylum with a new neighbour – a kindly Portuguese lady who had poured Volvic (non-sparkling) into a bowl. Did I know who owned him, she asked, as he lapped it up like a camel that had crossed the Sahara since his last drink: “He looked a bit . . . unhappy”.

. . . And so it has come to pass. Next time it rains, I’ll have buckets under the drainpipes. In the interim, I’m buying him mineral water: Supervalu own-brand, until he decides that’s not good enough either.

There’s a familiar pattern here vis-a-vis the cat’s ever-increasing needs – first puzzlement on my part, then resistance, then capitulation. After years of trial and error, for example, a while ago I finally discovered a brand of food he will almost always eat. It’s some sort of taste-enhanced stuff, made in France for “chats difficiles”.

So now every couple of months I have to cycle to a pet shop in Crumlin and haul back a 12-kilo bag over the handlebars.

“See this?” I told Jerry the first time, pointing at the “chats difficiles” and translating. “It means you’re a fussy c**t”, I said, “if you’ll pardon my French”.

It continues, and is worth a read, especially if you have a chat difficile. Macro Phyte adds, “Give the comments section a miss, some of them are just pointlessly anti-cat.”

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And reader Grania sent a short tw**t with a great picture from the great Twi**er website Why my cat is sad:

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(Go here if you want to learn Irish words relating to cats.)

Thursday: Hili dialogue

April 23, 2015 • 4:44 am

Is it Thursday already? Just yesterday it was Hump Day, and tomorrow is Friday, when we must choose our seats. I have a day of hard work ahead, with the only thing to look forward to being a big latte with two shots of espresso (made in my office). Well, I’m better off than most, I guess—my hard work doesn’t involve mining gold at 18,000 feet (see the latest New Yorker).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, the Princess (and Editor) continues to have a better life than all of us:

A: Could you go and conspire somewhere else?
Hili: Don’t listen to him. This is my desk.

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In Polish:
Ja: Czy możecie spiskować gdzie indziej?
Hili: Nie słuchaj go, to jest moje biurko.

Snowball et moi: In which I visit a renowned dancing cockatoo

April 22, 2015 • 2:32 pm

I meant to write something about the Tsarnaev trial and the death penalty today, discuss a new survey of world religion, and address the new legal ruling on the rights of chimpanzees, but those will have to wait, for I am working on two essays and a talk (you try putting up eight posts a day on top of everything else!). Instead, I offer you badinage.

When I was in South Carolina, I had the privilege of seeing Snowball the Dancing Cockatoo, a male specimen of the medium sulphur-crested cockatoo (Cacatua galerita eleonora), and a world-famous bird who’s been the subject of three scientific papers. Snowball happens to be the owner (and I mean that!) of reader Irena Schulz, who happened to be my host for my two-seminar visit.

Snowball is famous for being, well, as Wikipedia puts it, “the first non-human animal conclusively demonstrated to be capable of beat induction — perceiving music and synchronizing his body movements to the beat (i.e. dancing).”  And I got to watch him dance on his special perch—to a variety of music. As reported previously, I can verify that Snowball varies the rhythm of his dancing to match the beat of his music. Sadly, he is a curmudgeon, and you can’t touch him or he’ll bite. But he’s also a diva, and really does crave attention. (I can’t figure out the evolutionary underpinnings of that craving, for it’s not accompanied by a food reward.)

In a few days I’ll put up more pictures of the bird (and my trip) and some videos I took of Snowball in action. Meanwhile, here’s a photo taken by reader and artist Su Gould (see the cartoon below) showing me recording Snowball’s dance moves (he has 17 of them!). As he stamps his feet to the beat, sometimes raising one leg high in the air, he also waves and circles his head wildly, sometimes erecting his crest. It’s an amazing spectacle, both hilarious and biologically fascinating. In the meantime, you can see more professional videos of Snowball’s dancing here.

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Su also produced a new comic strip in her continuing series about Snowball and his pal Buddy P., a palmetto cockroach; and she was kind enough to feature me in the cartoon, including the photo above.

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More college madness: White people (and men) banned from an “anti-racist” event at University of London

April 22, 2015 • 12:30 pm

As the Brits would say, “Sir, this is too damn much!” (Well, I don’t know if they’d say that, but it sounds like something they’d say.) And it shows, as reader Pyers said when he sent me the link, “You just cannot, I repeat cannot, make this up….” Indeed.

According to Laura Predergast at today’s Spectator and Colin Cortbus at The Tab, a student organization at Goldsmith’s, a unit of the University of London, banned white people (as well as males) from an anti-racism event held yesterday.  As The Tab reports, the event was aimed at “’challenging the white-centric culture of occupations’, ‘diversifying our curriculum’ and building a ‘cross-campus campaign that puts liberation at the heart of the movement’”.

Here’s a FB post from Bahar Mustafa, Welfare and Diversity Officer of Goldsmith’s Student Union (“BME” stands for “Black and Minority Ethnic”):

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I love the patronizing “Don’t worry lads we will give you and allies things to do 🙂 “. Yes, something other than participating in the event. Imagine if it were held by Muslim men, for example, and said, “Don’t worry ladies and kaffirs, we will give you and allies things to do. :-)”  Doesn’t sound so good that way, does it?

This isn’t Mustafa’s first go-round promulgating racism and sexism. In February, Prendergast reported that

Last week, one faction of the union hosted a screening of the film Dear White People and advertised it as being ‘for BME students’.. . . [A] poster specifies that this screening is for students of ‘African, Caribbean, Arab, Asian and South American ethnic origin’. The union’s welfare and diversity officer and education officer both reiterated this message on Facebook and Twitter, then stated that before the screening, there was a BME ONLY social happening at Cafe Natura.

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This woman is clearly an authoritarian.

The Tab reports:

A senior Student Union society president, speaking on condition of anonymity, slammed the event and the Track record of Bahar Mustafa.

Speaking anonymously, they said: “For Bahar to have the nerve to write this is patronising beyond belief.

“She (if that is her preferred gender pronoun) has made it very difficult for white cis males on campus who feel like they can’t say anything for fear of retribution. the irony that she (or they) think that they are diversifying the student community in the name of feminism and multiculturalism is laughable.”

Goldsmith’s SU is clearly wonky.  In 2014 the student assembly rejected a proposal to “commemorate Holocaust Memorial Day and genocide.” Why?:

Education officer Sarah El-alfy urged students to vote against the proposal, rejecting it as “eurocentric”.

. . . One student added: “The motion would force people to remember things they may not want to remember.”

Another suggested she couldn’t commemorate the Holocaust because she thought the Union was explicitly “anti-Zionist”.

One of the students present said the proposal should be voted against as it would affect the Union’s stance on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

. . . One student named T. Walpole, present at the Assembly, objected: “Our union is anti-Zionist.”

They added: “This is a colonialist motion. Vote it down.

“White people should not be proposing motions to condemn genocides without a lot of thought. This does not have that thought.”

Don’t get me wrong: I don’t have any objections to a BME Society, and I suppose if they want to hold events only for members, and bar others, then that would also be technically okay if other organizations were allowed to do the same.  But it all seems deeply counterproductive if their goal is really to foster a diverse curriculum. To do that, they’ll have to have conversations with men and non-BME people.  And really, banning white people from an anti-racism campaign? Did Martin Luther King ban white people from his rallies?

Finally, what’s the point of banning men from a BME anti-racism event? It’s about racism, not sexism, and even if it were about sexism, shouldn’t males get to hear what’s said?

If these young people really want to change society, they’ll have to get out of their echo chambers at some point and engage the people whose views they want to change. That, after all, is what they’ll encounter when they leave university.

Clearly this kind of identity-politics virus has crossed the pond. I’m just not sure in which direction.

Another cowardly university bites the dust: Queen’s Uni in Belfast cancels Charlie Hebdo symposium

April 22, 2015 • 10:00 am

Queen’s University in Belfast was scheduled to hold a conference on June 4 and 5 on the Charlie Hebdo affair. Its title, “Understanding Charlie: New perspectives on contemporary citizenship after Charlie Hebdo Symposium,” shows clearly that it was an academic symposium, but journalists and novelists were also invited to speak; and I gather its aim was to discuss issues about the magazine’s satire and the terrorist attack that killed its writers and cartoonists.

Sadly, Queen’s University has followed many of its peer schools by canceling the symposium. They did so on two grounds: a supposed “security risk” and worries about the University’s “reputation.”

As the Guardian notes:

An email circulated from the vice chancellor’s office to staff earlier this week said: “The vice chancellor at Queen’s University Belfast has made the decision just this morning that he does not wish our symposium to go ahead.
“He is concerned about the security risk for delegates and about the reputation of the university.”

The university, which is based in the south of the city has declined so far to elaborate further on the decision.

Vis-à-vis the “security risk,” what evidence is there that that was the case? Were there threats? If so, why didn’t the university mention them? And even if there were, are we to cancel all conferences where an offended group (you know who they are) threatened violence? To even consider canceling a conference because of “security risk” in Belfast, of all places, is ridiculous. That city has experienced real violence, and has weathered it, making it seem silly to cower before unstated risks that could easily be managed.

The bit about “the reputation of the university” is simply embarrassing. Seriously, how would that have been damaged by this meeting? In my eyes, it would have been enhanced, for the issues raised by the Charlie Hebdo affair are among the most pressing for Western democracies who must deal with an increasing population of Muslims whose religious tenets conflict with Enlightenment values.

What this is really all about, and why the University has really damaged its reputation with the cancellation, is fear. And while perhaps some of those fears involve attacks by Muslim terrorists, it seems to me that its greatest fears are of offending others, including nonviolent Muslims. Instead of being a beacon of free speech, and a symbol of how such speech must be defended against even violent detractors, the Charlie Hebdo issue has become an embarrassment to academics and leftists—something to be avoided at best.

Why? Because Charlie Hebdo, and the whole issue of Muslim terrorism and that faith’s demonization of critics and apostates, as well as its invidious repression of women and gays, puts two characteristics of leftism into direct conflict: our general embrace of Enlightenment values, and a particular one of those values—concern for the oppressed. Muslims are seen as oppressed, a label that many of them encourage, and therefore are heartened when, out of guilt, we jettison the criticism that many of their religious values deserve. When the trope of oppression comes up against free speech, the former seems to win. Guilt, it seems, is stronger than reason.

As Jason Walsh noted, who was scheduled to speak at the conference:

The only conceivable reason this conference would be cancelled is that someone — someone like me, for instance — might say something that might upset someone else. That is what passes for reputational damage today? Back when I was knee-high to a parking meter we called that debate, and isn’t that what the university is all about?
The real reason for the cancellation was given away with the mention of reputation. What damage to Queen’s reputation could have happened, though? That it would develop a reputation for tackling difficult subjects?

 Clearly, the “reputational damage” involved perceived offense, or so I think.

Queens University had no requirement to hold such a conference. But once it planned to, and then called it off, they exercised a form of censorship. (This also goes, by the way, for the revocation of Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s invitation to speak at Brandeis.)

In the end, this kowtowing to “hurt feelings”, and its effect on freedom of speech, will harm us all. It encourages other groups to adopt that tactic to avoid being criticized. Christians are already learning this trick, as are some feminists (see what happened when Christina Hoff Sommers spoke last week at Oberlin College). In the the end, the “hurt feelings” trope will produce a society in which nobody can voice criticism for fear of offending others.  And that kind of society is incompatible with democracy.

Over at his Spectator column, Nick Cohen (whom I’m coming increasingly to admire as a latter-day Orwell) comments on the Queen’s Uni kerfuffle. I’ll leave you to read what he says about that, but I want to highlight what he said about freedom of speech in a talk he gave at King’s College London on Monday. (He says the talk did not go down well!):

The only justification for censoring opinion is when it incites violence. You can use every other weapon a free country gives you to confront speakers you oppose. You can fact check them, mock and undermine them, expose their fallacies and overwhelm their defences. But you cannot ban them. Give up on that principle, and you lay yourself open to every variety of dictator and heresy hunter rigging debates and suppressing contrary opinions.

They seemed to like that. But where, I continued, might the state have got the idea that it was acceptable to ban speakers, who were not advocating violence. The question was so obvious it answered itself. To me, at any rate.

For years the National Union of Students blacklisted feminists because they had once said in frank language that trans-sexual women weren’t real women. In recent months, Oxford University cancelled a debate on abortion because protesters objected to the fact it was being held between two men; officials at London Southbank took down an atheist society’s “flying spaghetti monster” poster because it might cause religious offence; the students union at UCL banned the Nietzsche Club after it put up posters saying “equality is a false God”; and Dundee banned the Society for the Protection of Unborn Children. Meanwhile half the campuses in Britain have banned the Sun. You may be transsexual, God-bothering, pro-abortion, egalitarian, supporter of the Leveson inquiry. But you cannot pretend that any of these individuals, groups or images promoted violence.

Nope, for every one of those incidents of censorship involved “hurt feelings.”

h/t: Coel

Readers’ wildlife photos

April 22, 2015 • 8:30 am

We’ll celebrate Earth Day today with a series of six bird photos and a bunny by our regular, Stephen Barnard from Idaho.

Bald Eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) acting out and grooming.

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The second eagle photo — the one with its head upside down — is a compelling Gestalt illusion. It can be seen veridically, as an eagle with its head upside down, or illusory, as a weird mutant eagle with an upward-pointing beak. I’ve actually had comments on a photo sharing group where people made that mistake. I don’t know about you, but I can flip between the two Gestalts with ease.  [JAC: it was harder for me!]

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Great Blue Heron (Ardea herodias):

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Black-billed Magpie (Pica hudsonia):

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Tree Swallow (Tachycineta bicolor) taking of from a perch [JAC: this is a gorgeous bird!]:

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Finally, a desert cottontail, Sylvilagus audubonii:

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Google Doodle celebrates Earth Day

April 22, 2015 • 7:45 am

Earth Day was first celebrated in 1970, and I well remember that first celebration, which took place when I was a junior at The College of William and Mary. Since then it’s become an annual reminder for all of us to protect our Pale Blue Dot, though I wonder if college students celebrate it as assiduously as we hippies did, grokking on the Earth and dancing around in tie-dye outfits (GET OFF OF MY LAWN!). And the Earth stands precious little chance against corporate and government depredation.

At any rate, Google celebrates today with an animated Doodle showing the Earth rotating. earth-day-2015-5638584300208128.3-hp

See all the organisms in the letters? You could be one of them! For if you click on the screenshot above, you’ll go to a special Earth Day Quiz that will determine, based on your personality and habits, what kind of animal you are. I took it, and here’s my result:

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The Guardian also has a 10-question Earth Day Quiz that tests your environmental awareness (I got 7 out of 10), and you should take that quiz, too.