Another reason to ban guns: your dog could shoot you (and your cat won’t)

January 7, 2016 • 1:15 pm

Reader Susan called my attention to an alarming situation: d*gs shooting their owners. As the Washington Post reports, since 2004 ten people have been shot by their d*gs, one fatally. Here are the data:

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The fatal shooting? It involves “a Texas hunter who, in 2008, took a shotgun blast to the thigh when his dog jumped on the gun in the bed of his truck. He later died of blood loss.”

A few other tragic episodes:

In 2013, a Minnesota hunter was shot in the leg when his dog jumped into his boat and set off a shotgun. In 2011, a Utah hunter left his shotgun on a boat. His dog jumped on it, sending a blast of birdshot toward the man’s buttocks. Two weeks later a Florida bulldog named Eli shot his owner with a rifle while in a car on the way to a hunting spot.

Now I’m sure you’re asking this: What about cats? Well, despite there being four million more cats than d*gs in the U.S., there’s been only ONE report of a cat shooting its owner. As you might expect, the cat simply knocked the gun to the ground from a counter, and it went off, injuring the 29-year-old owner in the lower torso.

Conclusions?

  1. People who are stupid enough to leave loaded and unlocked guns lying around shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.
  2. Cats are less dangerous than d*gs, possibly because they’re lighter and can’t pull triggers or set off shotguns.
  3. Alternatively, perhaps many fewer gun owners have cats than d*gs. (That is a good hypothesis given the number of hunting-related accidents and the fact that many hunters own dogs.)
  4. Regardless of whether (2) or (3) is the right answer, cats still beat d*gs, because only bad people have guns.
  5. Guns don’t shoot pet owners. Dogs shoot pet owners!
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The race is on for Atheist Butter of the Year

January 7, 2016 • 12:30 pm

It’s only January 7, yet already the oleaginous atheist-butters* are pontificating in the newspapers. And we have a good candidate in the form of nonbeliever Joe Humphreys, whose article in yesterday’s Irish Times, “Why Irish atheists still need the Catholic Church,” is sure to piss off Michael Nugent, Atheist Ireland, and all the Irish nonbelievers who’ve fought hard to efface the damage that the Church has done to their country. You name it and the Church has done it: raped children, sent unmarried pregnant women to workhouses and taken away their children, lobbied for blasphemy laws and against gay marriage, helped squelch the possibility of abortion for Irish women, and generally insinuated itself into Irish politics so far that government policy is barely distinguishable from the Church’s.

So why on earth do Irish atheists need the Church? For community, of course!:

For all its faults, the Catholic Church is one of the only institutions in Irish society that talks about fundamental values, meaning and human purpose.

On top of that, it promotes an egalitarian ethic that is highly commendable in both ambition and scope. The command to “love your neighbour as yourself” sets a moral benchmark for Christians that, despite bordering on the unattainable, is nonetheless capable of inspiring benevolence in its adherents.

What’s not to like about Jesus’s anti-capitalism? Or Pope Francis’s social conscience? Secular humanists may baulk at the theological reasoning behind the claim that “everyone is equal in the eyes of God” but they must surely observe its sentiment.

The Catholic Church also serves a particular purpose in Ireland by providing the basic unit of community. For historical reasons, the parish remains a key identifier around which sports clubs, fundraising efforts, political campaigning and educational activities typically revolve. It is also the place towards which many people gravitate to commemorate important events like birth, marriage and death.

He goes on to cite accommodationist biologist David Sloan Wilson, who argues that religion promotes good behavior (Wilson obviously doesn’t work with ISIS.) But is Catholic doctrine true? Does it even matter to Humphreys? It sure matters to the Church, which, I think, wouldn’t want nonbelievers or once-a-year Catholics buzzing around the church to meet their social needs. And what does it mean to argue that people should accept false or unproven doctrine so they can have a place to dunk their infant—for social reasons?

Besides, says Humphreys, religion is no worse than capitalism:

Secular communities can similarly have their blind spots. In the debate over religious patronage, for instance, it is curious as to why reformers describe “the baptism rule” as an unfair barrier to education while ignoring the manner in which private schooling in Ireland skews the playing field.

Surely economic segregation is at least as bad as religious segregation?

Could it be that we’re happy to knock the church but afraid to challenge the values of the free market? If so, it strengthens the case for a Christian voice – in the mould of Pope Francis – in Irish educational reform.

It’s odd, as Nick Cohen has pointed out, that comparing secular organizations with religion—like saying “science is just a religion”—never redounds to religion’s credit. It’s like saying, “See—you’re just as bad as we are!”

And no, criticizing religion and not free markets does not strengthen the case for a Christian voice in educational reform. That depends on what Humphreys means by “a Christian voice”, and I don’t think he’s referring to a voice devoid of religious overtones.

I won’t beleaguer the poor Humphreys further, because he hasn’t thought overly hard about the issue. Surely if Scandinavia can live without a strong Church—with Danes and Swedes finding their social needs met in an atheistic society—then surely Ireland can, too.  Or do the Irish need to cling to their traditions more strongly? We’re not told.

Humphreys ends on an unwarranted note of comity:

Given the reality of religious difference, our only choice is to work together. That calls for a form of dialogue that is more respectful and realistic than the current slagging match between people with religious faith and those with none.

Sure, Mr. Humphreys, let the Catholic Church work together with secularists to promote liberalized abortion for Irish women, eliminate blasphemy laws, prevent religious indoctrination of children in Church-run government schools, and eliminate discrimination against gays. (The Church, of course, opposed Ireland’s legalization of gay marriage.) It’ll be a cold day in Hell when that happens!

As for “respectful and realistic dialogue,” I’m willing to be realistic about the views of the Catholic Church, but certainly not respectful. Among all forms of Christianity, Catholicism is the most harmful in today’s world, and its doctrine deserves not respect, but criticism and mockery. Catholicism has done enormous damage to Ireland, something that Humphreys somehow ignores.

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*I’m not sure who coined this term, though Richard Dawkins has somewhere revealed the source. It refers to those who say, “I’ve an atheist, but . . . “, then saying something about how we should respect religion, not be vociferous, and so on.

God’s will

January 7, 2016 • 11:45 am

This cartoon, by Pat Bagley, appeared yesterday in—of all places—the Salt Lake Tribune. Its title: “Spokesmen for the Almighty.” There’s no op-ed or essay that better describes the malfeasance of religion. (But according to Obama and other apologists, of course, none of those are real religions—they’re all corruptions of genuine faith.)

The figures or movements are easy to identify except for the third from left. If it’s a Mormon marrying young girls, then Bagley is a brave man. Readers can weigh in below:173750_600

I’ll add this one from Jan 4, which is nearly identical to that in the previous post:

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h/t:  Mark

The siege at Malheur continues: birders and environmentalists object

January 7, 2016 • 10:00 am

Ammon Bundy and his band of gun-toting thugs continue to occupy the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, protesting the arson sentences of two fellow thugs, and trying to make the larger point that the Federal Gubmit is taking away the rights of farmer and ranchers. In effect, they’re claiming that they and not the government have the rights to government land.

This cannot stand. Although the Guardian reported on Tuesday that the feds plan to shut off power to the refuge, freezing out the outlaws, I’m not sure if they’ve done that yet, and Bundy’s group would probably just chop wood (an illegal act itself) to keep themselves warm. Granted, an armed assault on the thugs would be a disasterous mistake, but I still think they should cut off supplies and water until the group surrenders. They should then be promptly clapped in jail. But the authorities remain curiously disengaged from the occupation, as they have been with Ammon’s father, Cliven Bundy, who has yet to be punished for his own illegal activities.

The non-response of the government to both Ammon and Cliven’s crimes is disturbing for two reasons. First, it sets a bad example: letting one class of citizen break the law without punishment. That sends the message that some people are above the law, which of course outraged people when the “affluenza teen” got off lightly. Although this is civil disobedience, it differs drastically from the civil disobedience of the Sixties civil rights protests.  The protestors in Malheur are armed, will not be taken willingly, and have threatened to “defend themselves” if action is taken to remove them. And the laws against grazing and farming on federal land are not unjust, as were the segregation laws of the South.

Second, the government’s failure to take action simply emboldens libertarian thugs like the Bundys who think they know how to use the land better than the government (i.e., us), and we can thus expect more actions like the one at Malheur. And more guns will be involved.

One thing I didn’t know when these protests began is that the Malheur refuge is an important one for wildlife, as noted by bird-lover Peter Cashwell’s op-ed in today’s New York Times,”Bird-watching, patriotism, and the Oregon standoff.” Cashwell makes two points, the first about the importance of the refuge for wildlife—and for people who like wildlife:

The Malheur refuge itself was established by Teddy Roosevelt, an avid outdoorsman who in 1908 set aside federal property around three Oregon lakes as a place for migratory birds to breed, one of more than 50 such refuges created during his presidency. I wonder sometimes whether T.R. became a conservationist because he came from New York City, a place where the principle of setting aside land for the public is close to sacred. This can be observed every spring, as thousands of urban birders fill New York’s carefully defined green spaces, hoping to get a glimpse of the brightly feathered migrants that settle in the trees on their way north — without kicking out the Frisbee players in their midst.

. . . Malheur is such a property. A birder will tell you that more than 320 different bird species have been recorded at the refuge, and more than 130 have nested there — a pretty fair total considering the entire North American continent hosts about 800. But this isn’t just a tiny spot on the map where hard-core birders can ooh and aah over rarities. Because the refuge lies along the Pacific Flyway, a common route for migration, a substantial part of a given species’ population may well come through in the spring and fall. Mel White, an author and birder, says that when they see more than 300,000 snow geese in Malheur during migration, “even non-birders will be impressed.”

Cashwell’s second point is simple:

[Ammon Bundy] is leading this action, he explained, so “people can reclaim their resources.” The identities of the people who will be doing this reclaiming remain unclear, but to me this action seems much like many others in American history: a loudly proclaimed defense of principle intended to cover up a land grab.

And the land being grabbed? It’s ours.

. . . And that, I think, is where Mr. Bundy and his followers miss the point: When land is held by the federal government they so despise, that land belongs to us all. You cannot “reclaim” territory for the “people” if they already own it. The seizure of Malheur is an attempt to claim the land, at the point of a gun, for unnamed individuals, all while taking it away from every other American. Whatever this action may be, it is not patriotism.

Yep, it’s our land to keep intact, not theirs to ravage, burn, and overgraze; and I for one prefer to see it kept unsullied. So does the government.

If you doubt the resolve of the birders who share Cashwell’s animus against the thugs, read this piece on The Daily Kos: “Warning from the birding community to the terrorists in Oregon: We’re watching you“. It’s a bit extreme, I think, and perhaps a little tongue-in-cheek, but I like it anyway, for it shows how the birders counter guns with cameras and binoculars:

Just a friendly warning from the birding and wildlife photography community to the Oregon terrorists. We are watching your every move, and we have been watching you for a long time. And yes absolutely you are domestic terrorists of the worst kind, and the truth about your decades of constant poaching of protected wildlife around Malheur and other wildlife refuges, national parks, national forests and BLM lands has been well-documented. For years those of us who are wildlife photographers, birdwatchers and carers of wildlife, have been documenting the activities of you poachers and criminals around many of our nation’s wildlife refuges.

. . . Those of us who are international wildlife and nature photographers regularly face charging elephants, attacking lions and grizzlies, hidden crocodiles, massive storms, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, the hottest, coldest and windiest conditions, and all kinds of poisonous snakes and bugs in our work, and we know the outdoors and wilderness from desert to jungle to sea to mountain to tundra from pole to equator better then any poacher or criminal or yeehaw yokel ever will, and we are not afraid to protect it. We have a just fear of nature from experience, but we don’t fear you gun-toting thugs in the least. You will never see us, but we and our cameras will always see you. We will #takebackmalheur from you terrorists, and will not rest until every one of you thugs and poachers is behind bars where they belong. You may think that your communities support you, but the majority do not and as many as support you, many more despise you, and your every move is being documented in great detail. The birding networks are ablaze right now about everything going on in Malheur. We know the nearby trailer park, who is supplying you with food, and a tourist boycott of them is already in the works for all birders for this upcoming bird season. We know who everyone is coming in and out, and why, and every shred of information is going straight to law enforcement and across every birding network in America.

. . . We are watching you and our years of birding photography have made us endlessly patient and determined.

Well, I wouldn’t yet call the Bundy Gang “terrorists” (though one could make a case that they are, since they’re trying to intimidate people by brandishing firearms and threatening to use them), but I know one thing: I am far more sympathetic to the birders than to loons like the Bundy Gang.

Someone added this cartoon to the comments:

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h/t: Diane G

Keep the carbon moving: world’s longest worm eats some dead polychaetes

January 7, 2016 • 9:00 am

by Matthew Cobb

If they could live-stream this, it would probably outdo the Newcastle puddle, which eventually garnered over 500,000 viewers today. (Don’t know what I’m talking about? This might explain. It was actually quite fun before the lilos and surfboards turned up and Pizza Hut delivered a pizza to the puddle and everything got a bit meta (ALL THAT IS TRUE)).

The video shows a 2 metre long Lineus longissimus ribbon worm (aka the bootlace worm) snarfing up four dead polychaetes, one after another. The worms were all fished out of a fjord near Bergen, in Norway. The music is pretty irritating, but there’s no commentary so you can turn the sound off.

The Smithsonian has a page with “14 fun facts about ribbon worms”. Here are some of them [JAC: emphasis mine]:

With more than 1,000 species of ribbon worms (phylum Nemertea), most found in the ocean, there is a huge range of sizes and lifestyles among the various types. A defining characteristic of ribbon worms is the presence of a proboscis—a unique muscular structure inside the worm’s body. When attacking prey, they compress their bodies to push out the proboscis like the finger of a latex glove turned inside-out.
The largest species of ribbon worm is the bootlace worm, Lineus longissimus, which can be found writhing among rocks in the waters of the North Sea. Not only is it the largest nemertean, but it may also be the longest animal on the planet! Uncertainty remains because these stretchy worms are difficult to accurately measure, but they have been found at lengths of over 30 meters (98 feet) and are believed to even grow as long as 60 meters (197 feet)—longer than the blue whale! Despite their length they are less than an inch around.

Some ribbon worms sneak up on their prey, lying in wait buried in the sandy seafloor. One species of worm will pop up from its home in the sand when a fiddler crab walks over. The worm will cover the prey with toxic slime from its proboscis, paralyzing the crab so the ribbon worm can slide into a crack in the shell and eat the crab from the inside out.

Not all ribbon worms are predators – some are parasites. One genus of ribbon worms, Carcinonemertes, lives as a parasite on crabs, eating the crab’s eggs and any animals that it can find from the confines of its host.

Via Christopher Mah aka @echinoblog

Jesus and Mo: Charlie Hebdo anniversary

January 7, 2016 • 8:00 am

It was a year ago today that the world finally became aware of the dangers involved in satirizing and criticizing Islam. The Danish cartoon issue in 2005, with its attendant riots in Muslim lands, and the 2004 murder of Theo van Gogh for making the film “Submission“, should have already told us that, but the real wake-up call was the slaughter of 12 people at the Charlie Hebdo offices on January 7, 2015. Yet people are still claiming that the magazine brought the attack on itself. Today another man was killed after assaulting a police station in Paris, reportedly shouting “Allahu akbar.”

This morning the Jesus and Mo artist put up the following cartoon, called “restons,” described in the email as “a placeholder until next Wednesday.”

The translation: “We remain Charlie Hebdo.” It’s surely based on the slogan “Je suis Charlie Hebdo” (“I am Charlie Hebdo”), but I’m not quite sure why Jesus and Mo themselves are holding the sign.

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Readers’ wildlife photographs

January 7, 2016 • 7:30 am

We begin with four Peruvian bird photos from reader Karen Bartelt:

First two taken at Machu Picchu, second two on the coast south of Lima:
 
Rufous-collared sparrow, Zonotrichia capensis:

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Blue-and-white swallows, Notiochelidon cyanoleuca:

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Inca terns, Larosterna inca:

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Peruvian pelicans, Pelecanus thagus:

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And two birds from Ecuador:

Here are two of many I snapped in the Galapagos in early April, ’05.  Both are mating poses – part of the mating dance in the case of the blue-footed booby (Sula nebouxii] (have also seen it written bubi?) and the magnificent frigatebird [Fregata magnificens] trying to attract the females circling (way) overhead with that spectacular inflatable red pouch.
No claims to being a professional photographer, by the way!

Blue footed bubi mating dance

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Finally, reader Karen Welsh shows us the aftermath of an ice storm two years ago in Canada:

If you’re really desperate for wildlife photos – these are not of life but certainly it was wild!  Toronto was hit by an ice storm two years ago that coated the city in thick ice that didn’t melt for days.  Hundreds of thousands were without hydro (Canadian term for power) for days, even weeks.  And the city lost about 20% of her tree canopy.  But in the meantime it certainly was beautiful.  That’s a clock tower not a church spire in case you’re wondering.

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Thursday: Hili dialogue (and squirrel lagniappe)

January 7, 2016 • 5:30 am

It’s cold here, but colder in Poland, where the Vistula is freezing over near Dobrzyn. Hili can’t tolerate being out in the cold very long, even when she’s allowed to go out, which is rare. There are, I hear, constant battles between Malgorzata and Hili for the cat’s “right” to go out, and when the cat wins she’s back again within an hour. You can see her frustration in both her words and her eyes:

Hili: Not only hard frost but snow as well.
A: It’s winter.
Hili: Winter is not cat-friendly.

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In Polish:
Hili: Nie tylko mróz, ale i śnieg.
Ja: To jest zima.
Hili: Zima nie jest przyjazna dla kotów.
And in Montreal, reader Ann-Marie Cournoyer found a secular squirrel:
Oh no! I lost it!
It’s a fact: I lost my faith!
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