For your pleasure

September 18, 2013 • 2:45 pm

by Matthew Cobb

I have shamelessly copied all these gifs (yes, that’s “jiffs”, folks!) (and yes, some of them appear to be jpgs) and the titles from buzzfeed. I am lazy and Jerry is somewhere between Germany and Chicago, and presumably hellishly jet-lagged. The original title of this selection of gifs is “28 cats having a way worse day than you”.

h/t Vicky Thomson and Chris Strafford on FB.

1. This cat who just wanted to check out that big red dot.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

2. This cat who just caught up on Breaking Bad.

This cat who just caught up on Breaking Bad .

3. This kitty that drank too much milk last night.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

4. This cat who’s in the middle of an epic battle with a hair tie.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

5. This cat who just wanted to get you a balloon for your birthday.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

6. This cat whose tail got a little too close to these water bottles.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

7. This kitty who just wanted some yogurt for breakfast.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

8. This cat who tried to scare a dog and failed miserably.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

9. This cat who didn’t see that kitten coming.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

10. This cat who thought a can of soda would be refreshing but was obviously very wrong.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

11. This cat who had aspirations of being a gymnast.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

12. This cat who was forced to take a selfie.

This cat who was forced to take a selfie.

13. This cat who just wanted to impress the ladies.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

14. This kitten who didn’t think this ceiling fan thing through.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

15. This kitten who had dreams of jumping high but has some more work to do.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

16. This cat who ate too much tuna this week.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

17. This kitten who underestimated the size of this pug.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

18. This cat who was too curious about the bathtub.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

19. This kitten who can’t seem to catch the animated mouse.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

20. This cat who caught his roommate eating his ice cream.

This cat who caught his roommate eating his ice cream.

21. This cat who can’t seem to figure out where the measuring tape is running off to.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

22. This cat who’s extremely offended by this strawberry.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

23. This kitty who realized too late the evilness of bananas.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

24. This cat who just wanted some privacy.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

25. This cat who’s paranoid about his catnip being laced.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

26. This cat who can’t comprehend why she can’t claw the window wipers.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

27. This kitty who wasn’t expecting anyone to see his secret shoe collection.

This kitty who wasn't expecting anyone to see his secret shoe collection.

28. And Grumpy Cat.

28 Cats Having A Way Worse Day Than You

Bees and more

September 18, 2013 • 7:28 am

by Greg Mayer

Sam Droege of The US Geological Survey Bee Survey and Monitoring Lab has a fabulous Flickr page of bees, other insects and invertebrates, and even a few vertebrates. I can’t let Matthew and Jerry get all the best insect posts!

Puerto Rican bee, by Sam Droege
Puerto Rican bee, by Sam Droege.

Here’s a spider.

Spider form Prince George's Co., Maryland, by Sam Droege.
Spider from Prince George’s Co., Maryland, by Sam Droege.

And, more to my tastes, even a vertebrate:

Northern brown snake from Prince George's Co., Maryland, by Sam Droege.
Northern brown snake from Prince George’s Co., Maryland, by Sam Droege.

There are over a 1000 photos at the site; all are worth at least a look, and many a lot more than that.

h/t D. Pham

Bonus: Marxist Hili Dialogue

September 18, 2013 • 2:17 am

Hili likes her noms!

A: What are you watching?
Hili: Pantry doors: will she go out with the value added?
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In Polish:
Ja: Czemu się tak przyglądasz?
Hili: Patrzę czy ona wyjdzie ze spiżarni z wartością dodaną.
I am in Munich for 2 hours, and, after intense deliberation, I decided to pass up a pair of Weisswürste mit Brezel and just get the food on the plane. I know I will regret this very soon.

Cat versus caiman

September 17, 2013 • 9:07 pm

by Greg Mayer

Jaguars are the largest species of American cat, and are the top carnivore from the southwestern US to Argentina. In the Pantanal wetlands of southern Brazil, Justin Black took a series of extraordinary photographs showing just how top a carnivore it is, as a jaguar took on, and carried away to eat, an adult caiman.

A jaguar, having seized an adult caiman by the neck, prepares to carry off the ill-fated reptile.
A jaguar, having seized an adult caiman by the neck, prepares to carry off the ill-fated reptile.

Black obtained an exquisite set of photos, showing the jaguar spying the caiman from the shore, swimming out to the sand bank on which the caiman rested, sneaking up on it and seizing it from behind, and then carrying the living caiman in its jaws back across the water; the whole set of photos can be seen in the Daily Mail. It is likely that the jaguar eventually dispatched the caiman, and consumed it. Jaguars and anacondas are among the few known predators of adult caimans. This species of caiman grows only to about 8 or 9 feet. The largest species of caiman, the black caiman, reaches 13 feet or so, and there are two species of crocodile in South America that are bigger than that; a jaguar might have trouble handling these larger crocodilians.

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

September 17, 2013 • 8:01 pm

It’s a sad farewell to Poland and my friends; I’ll be back in the US this afternoon:

A: What are you doing?
Hili: I’m looking at my picture with Jerry.
A: Tomorrow Jerry is flying from Cracow to Chicago.
Hili: Via Dobrzyn?
A: No, via Franfurt.
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Actually, I’m flying via Munich.  In Polish (“Ja” means “I”, i.e., Andrzej):
Ja: Co robisz?
Hili: Oglądam moje zdjęcia z Jerrym.
Ja: Jerry leci jutro z Krakowa do Chicago.
Hili: Przez Dobrzyń?
Ja: Nie, przez Frankfurt.

Leopard gets fusses

September 17, 2013 • 9:27 am

In the last two days I’ve been to Auschwitz (and believe me, no matter how much you know about it, the full import of that place requires a personal visit), Oscar Schindler’s famous factory, and the old Jewish quarter of Cracow. (The whole city now contains only 200 Jews. There were about 75,000 before WWII, and the difference is due to extermination and emigration.)

Given that (and I will post pictures after I return tomorrow), all I’m good for is pictures of cats enjoying themselves. Reader P. sent this video with the caption of “a leopard enjoying fusses.” And indeed it is!

Note the resemblance to how a house cat gets fusses, including directing the fusser’s hand.