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The Aeon website has had some good stuff, though I really don’t know much about it. Increasingly, however, it seems to be abjuring brain stuff for touchy-feely as well as defense-of-religion stuff. Here, for instance, is the list of current questions, posed by writers, for readers to discuss:
I presume the first question derives from the short article on the site, John Fea’s “The secular front in the US“, which is advertised on Aeon like this:
The Secular Menace!
And its first sentence is not propitious:
Pay even passing attention to political society in the United States, and you will learn that secular progressives are threatening the country.
Now who, you might ask, is John Fea, and why is he writing at Aeon about the dangers of secularism? I can’t answer the second question, but I can the first, which makes the second even more perplexing:
John Fea is a professor of American history at Messiah College in Pennsylvania. His latest book, The Bible Cause: A History of the American Bible Society, will be published in 2016.
I’ve added a link to his Messiah College webpage. The college is in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania and, as you can tell by the name, hardly secularâits “identity statement” is this:
Messiah College is a Christian college of the liberal and applied arts and sciences. The College is committed to an embracing evangelical spirit rooted in the Anabaptist, Pietist and Wesleyan traditions of the Christian Church.
All students are required to sign a “Community Covenant” (see the whole thing at the link) swearing fealty to Jesus and promising good Christian behavior. One of its stipulations is that homosexuality is sinful and “destructive of community life and the body of Christ”:
Which brings us to Fea’s thesis. Why, exactly, is secularism threatening America and is such a “menace”? Well, take your pick:
Beginning in the 1970s, Christian conservatives complained that godless ideologues were exalting human reason, placing human beings above God, and worshipping unlimited freedom and individualism. They called them secular humanists.
Yes, Fea’s real argumentâwhich, as a testimony to Jesus and a warning against anti-Jesus secularists surely doesn’t belong in the pages of a decent websiteâis that secularists attack all the values that evangelical Christians hold dear. And, as he admits, secularism is growing. But Fea also points out that Evangelicals are Numerous and Powerful, constituting more than 25% of Christians, and therefore “the largest religious sub-group in the country.” Fea’s beef is that Evangelicals don’t get no respect (pull at knot of your tie) given their population:
Yet for evangelicals, the secular progressive vision of the world is a threat to the institutions that they hold dear. They believe that progressives are threatening the biblical idea that God created men and women for the purpose of procreation and family life. Many evangelicals believe that human rights come from God, and thus the exercise of these rights â particularly in the area of sexuality and the protection of human life â must always be measured by the will of God as contained in the scriptures. Families who choose to have an abortion are putting their selfishness, disguised as the âpursuit of happinessâ, over the dignity of a helpless human life. Secular progressives, who frequently brandish Ivy-league degrees, a sense of intellectual superiority, and contempt for Christian faith, often treat evangelicals like idiots. Granted, few politically minded members of the Christian Right try very hard to listen and learn from secular progressives. But the deafness and incivility go both ways.
What Fea apparently means by “civility” is not just that we should treat Evangelicals as if they have human dignity (I think most of us try to do that), but that they are forced themselves to act secular to get along in societyâa bogus argument if I’ve ever heard it.
Evangelicals have managed to capture a large segment of the Republican Party, but in other areas of culture they are forced to conform to the norms of society as defined by secular progressives. Take, for example, the most elite universities in the US. The leadership and faculty, when taken as a whole, largely reject the truth claims of Christianity or, at the very least, do not see Christianity as a useful system of belief to help shape campus and intellectual life. Evangelical student groups have been asked to leave campus because of their views on a host of social issues. Â [JAC: While this may be true, I know of plenty of good colleges that have evangelical Christian student organizations. I’m not sure what Fea is referring to here.]Â Today, I would venture to guess, it is virtually impossible for a scholar who is pro-life, believes that marriage is between a man and a woman, or does not fully embrace a progressive view of human history, to land a teaching post at one of these universities. Evangelical faculty and graduate students, in order to make it, must learn to keep quiet about the way that faith informs their understanding of the world. This kind of compartmentalising is not always a bad thing, but it is a reality.
Well, I’ll leave the readers to let me know about their acquaintance with pro-life, anti-gay-marriage, and conservative professors at “elite” universities. I could name at least half a dozen if I thought about it for five minutes, but I’ll leave their names out of this argument. What Fea wants is “Jesus diversity” at elite colleges: we should, in other words, deliberately employ people with Evangelical views. But what if those views are irrelevant to their disciplines, and people are hired on merit in their fields? Since most academics are liberals, that will give us an underrepresentation of Evangelicals. But no nonreligious college discriminates against scholars based on those scholars’ religious beliefs (professors in divinity schools may be an exception). I suspect it’s illegal to even ask them about their religious beliefs during the hiring process. And woe be to the college who fires a scholar because they’re discovered to be an Evangelical Christian. That is a one-way trip to Lawsuit City.
And these Christians, once hired, are free to promulgate their viewsâand many of them do. What Fea doesn’t like is that their views aren’t popular, and so some Evangelicals keep silent. Well, that’s too damn bad. If they’re so cowardly that they can’t speak up about their beliefs, they belong in nursery school, not a university.
In the end, Fea thinks secularism is destroying our country because it leads to suppression and refusal to “respect” the views of evangelicals:
Whether it be academia, popular entertainment, or some other sector of culture, secular progressivism is a real threat to evangelical Christian values. Christian culture warriors are often sloppy and usually inconsistent in the way that they apply Christian faith to public life, but not all of them are crazy. They are astute observers of modern culture who represent the values and fears of a significant portion of Americans. And, as long as secular progressives continue to remain intolerant about the deeply held religious convictions of these Christians, and refuse to understand them as part of a larger conversation about national identity and the common good, it will be difficult for US democracy to move forward.
No, Evangelicals are not all crazy, but most of them are delusional, thinking that a nonexistent being has decreed that abortion, homosexuality, and extramarital sex are sinful, and that women are, in the main, breeding stock for men. I understand those values (as Jeff Tayler would say, they’re part of Faith Derangement Syndrome, often drilled into you as a child), but I refuse to respect them. And yes, I am intolerant of those values, and will fight them tooth and nail.  As for a “conversation between secularist and Evangelicals” moving US democracy forward, that’s the wrong path. The way to move US democracy forward is to embrace Enlightenment values and battle the intolerant and authoritarian morality of right-wing Christians. In the end, the greatest “religious” threat to progress in the US is not secularism, but Evangelical Christianity. A god-given morality is a dangerous morality.
Ask yourself this: what kind of “respect” are we supposed to afford to the views of a man whose students must swear that homosexuality is a sin, destructive to the “body of Christ”?
But perhaps a more important question is this: why the bloody hell did Aeon publish such a dreadful piece of tripe in the first place?
This clip, which draws a continuum of authoritarianism between the Ammon Bundy Gang and the entitled Demanders at Yale University, aired just yesterday on Bill Maher’s “Real Time” show.  It’s one of the better segments I’ve seen lately, and contains two classic lines:
“[This] is what these days they call a “microaggression,” which begs the question: if it is a microaggression, shouldn’t it just make you micro-angry?”
and, even better,
“It’s the government’s job to protect a lot of things, but your feelings ain’t one of them.”
Well, Maher misuses the phrase “begs the question” (he should have said “raises the question”), but that’s okay, for that phrase is almost never used correctly (see here for proper usage).
I don’t know who this cat belongs to, but she comes visits us every few weeks. She’ll meow outside our back door until we let her in, she wounds herself [sic!!] around our legs, walks about the house like it’s hers, waits @ the fridge until my husband or I fed her baloney. She doesn’t like our cat food very much! We look forward to her visits. We lost our 21 yr old cat this yr.
This reminds me of one of my favorite children’s books, Six Dinner Sid by Inga Moore. Sid is the male equivalent of Nala, who in the story cons six owners to feed him. Each of them thinks they own Sid. But he gets caught when he catches a cold and six different “owners” bring him to the vet. The vet cottons on to the cat’s scam, and he eventually has to go back to one dinner per day. You can hear the book read aloud (with illustrations shown) here. I recommend it!
As of today, they now show 11 resident cats, but it looks as if most of them are being adopted. To further this incentive, anyone who visits the cafe, takes a photo, and adopts a cat from the cafe will get a free autographed copy of FvF (with a themed cat cafe drawing as well as an audiobook of the same.
Purristas Sade Russell (left) and Meg Gravesdale. / Image: Daniel Chai
And I can’t imagine a better scheme to get cats adopted! Go have a cattucinno, chill with the cats, and find one that’s sympatico. Then adopt it.
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Finally, December saw the annual Academics with Cats Awards, a contest in which academics vie to have the best photo of them and their cat in a cerebral situation. This is the “best in show” winner:
The Times Higher Education site mentions the contest, which had over 300 entries, but also gives a few choice cat-related items, including this (with explanation:
[A]round 1420, one scribe found a page of his hard work ruined by a cat that had urinated on his book. Leaving the rest of the page empty, and adding a picture of a cat (that looks more like a donkey), he wrote the following:
Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many other cats too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.
Source: Cat Pee: Cologne Historisches Archive
And there’s this autographed paper; its story is below:
One curious cat has outshone all others, becoming an academic legend in the process. F.D.C. Willard has published as both a co-author and, unbelievably, as the sole author on scientific papers in the field of low temperature physics.
The story goes that Jack Hetherington, an American physicist and mathematician, needed to eliminate the use of the royal âweâ in a paper, so he added his cat as co-author.
Concerned that colleagues would recognise Chesterâs name, he concocted a pen name: F.D. forFelis domesticus; C for Chester; and Willard after the cat that sired him. The joint paper waspublished in Physical Review Letters in 1975 and has been cited about 70 times.
When the reprints arrived, Hetherington inked Chesterâs paw and sent a few âsignedâ copies to friends.
One was sent to a physicist who later recounted that colleagues wished to invite Willard to a conference because âhe never gets invited anywhereâ. The physicist produced his copy of the paper to the organising committee and âeveryone agreed that it seemed to be a cat paw signatureâ. Neither Willard nor Hetherington was invited.
Hetherington recalls: âShortly thereafter a visitor to [the university] asked to talk to me, and since I was unavailable asked to talk with Willard. Everyone laughed and soon the cat was out of the bag.â Terrible pun presumably intended.
It’s Saturday again, and we’ll take a break from photos to show readers’ videos. And by “reader,” I of course mean Tara Tanaka in Florida (Vimeo site here, flickr site here), from whose collection I’ve chosen two digiscoped clips.
The first (“Bart tries to kill Billy, taken with the GH4”) is an attempted murder of one egret chick by another (you can hear Tara gasp during the unsuccessful chickicide attempt). This is a good example of sibling rivalry: your sibling shares only half your genes, which is why baby birds fight with each other for food. The notes:
It was all peace, love and harmony, until the parent arrived with food. Bart (on the right) was clearly the most aggressive chick, and Bobby (in the middle) looked like he had already been attacked from behind, probably by Bart. Billy looked very tentative, and it soon became clear why. As soon as he tried to get some breakfast, Bart pushed him out of the nest, much to my horror. I gasped and looked up from the camera to see Billy clawing his way back to safety from our swamp with the 10′ gator. As he tried to get back in the nest Bart continued to jab at him, and even after he was back in the nest Billy kept shaking his head, but his eyes looked okay as far as I could tell. I’m surprised that Billy isn’t a lot smaller. The parent seemed to be contemplating the situation, but not interfering. Mother Nature can be a tough woman.
And here are the ablutions of a lovely catbird:
2015-10-01: Â Gray Catbird [Dumetella carolinensis], slow motion bathing bliss, shot in 4K with the GH4
The following is a carefully arranged set of American license plates I recently saw. There’s one plate for each state, plus the District of Columbia. Can you spot the message?
Yesterday and on into today we have The Monster Snowfall on the East Coast of the US. Everywhere flights are cancelled, as are many trains, and cities are going to be paralyzed. That’s a good thing for the type A’s, as they will have to relax at home. Here’s the predicted snowfall at various places as of 3 pm today. That’s enough to paralyze areas like Washington, D.C., which cancelled schools yesterday on the basis of a single inch of snow:
Fortunately, in Chicago we have a snow-free week ahead. For once we’re in the clear! On this day in history, Elizabeth Blackwell became America’s first female doctor in 1849, and, in 1986, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, The Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley became the first musicians inducted into Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Manet was born on January 23, 1832, and David Hilbert in 1862.  In 2011, Jack LaLanne, who was supposed to be immortal, died on this day. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is being her usual parasitic self. I call this dialogue “Oh, the humanity”:
Cyrus: What do you think about humanity?
Hili: Useful.