Cinnabon cashes in on Carrie Fisher’s death

December 28, 2016 • 1:45 pm

I’m not sure why I’m posting about a social-media storm, except that it’s a pretty good example of corporate insensitivity, and besides, it’s a slow day.

Somebody screwed up big time, for on the day Carrie Fisher’s death was announced, Cinnabon—the chain of cinnamon-bun stores—issued this tweet:

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I mean, seriously: “best buns in the galaxy”? That refers in part to their product, but is also salacious, since female “buns” can have two meanings (one is not hair!). At any rate, according to CBS News, the tw**t was quickly deleted (their site shows a bunch of angry Twi**er reactions).

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To get the taste of rank cinnamon buns out of your mouth, Ranker has a selection of 24 pictures of Carrie Fisher from the Star Wars series (you’re supposed to vote them up or down). Here are four (there’s lots of hugging and smooching):

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The look:

The famous costume:

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Prager University: Four “new” arguments for the existence of God

December 28, 2016 • 12:45 pm

Here we have Frank Pastore, former professional baseball player (and atheist) who, once becoming religious, jumped the rails when he went to the evangelical Biola University. This all explains his video (below) giving four “new” arguments for the existence of God. Pastore died in 2012, but these arguments weren’t new even then; all of them are long-familar  and long-refuted arguments about either first causes or biological complexity that seemingly defy naturalistic or evolutionary explanation.  In this case the short (5.5-minute) video, made for the conservative Prager University, lists four “Big Bangs” that science supposedly can’t explain. Pastore calls them “bangs” because he sees these transitions as not only momentous but virtually instantaneous, which for the last three cases certainly wasn’t so.

Here they are:

1). The “Physical Big Bang”: how could “time, matter and energy” arise from nothing? Pastore says this is convincing evidence for God, but he doesn’t raise the question of where God came from. Now that needs a cause, and would have to be a fifth Big Bang. It still amazes me that theologians don’t bother themselves about the origin of God. They blithely claim that he didn’t need a cause, but give us no reason why a complex divine being would be exempt from causation. For an answer to his invocation of God, read this piece by physicist Sean Carroll.

2). The “Biological Big Bang”: This refers to abiogenesis, or the origin of life from nonlife.  We don’t know how this happened yet, and perhaps never will, but if we’re able to create what we consider “life” in the lab, under conditions mimicking those of the early Earth, then it’s much more parsimonious to assume a naturalistic than a supernatural origin of life. But this event—which must have begun with chemical evolution with those evolving chemicals somehow crossing the nebulous threshhold of we call “life”—was almost certainly gradual. To understand this, read Addy Pross’s nice book, What is Life?: How Chemistry Becomes Biology

3). The “Anthropological Big Bang”: According to Pastore, evolutionary theory can’t explain the diversity of life, or (especially) the origin of humans (humans are always the kicker). The big question for him here is this: “How did evolution begin?” Well, we already know the answer to that: after chemical evolution produced genetic replicators that could be considered proto-life, natural selection would operate on those replicators, favoring ones that made better copies of themselves. It’s just natural selection, and is inevitable if we have heredity with replication that is imperfect. This process is, contra Pastore, certainly not  instantaneous, as the fossil record well attests. As for the many diverse species, well, someone wrote a book on this (Coyne and Orr, Speciation, 2004), and the process is pretty well understood and definitely not gradual!

4)  The “Psychological Big Bang”: According to Pastore, it’s a mystery how “a mechanistic animal brain can become a self-reflective human mind”. (Apparently he sees the human mind as not “mechanistic.”) Trotting out Shakespeare, Beethoven and our ability to produce art and ponder morality, Pastore simply asserts that there must have been some “Big Bang”—presumably in the hominin lineage—that produced our aesthetic and moral senses, as well as our ability to reflect and exercise free will (!). Again, this is likely a product of both genetic and cultural evolution. And it would not have been instantaneous, although it would be accelerated when humans developed language and the attendant ability to produce culture and art, as well as pass on the thoughts of those who died before us. Language almost surely produced a punctuated change in culture. But language itself probably evolved (both genetically and culturally) in a gradual fashion.

As for punctuation, at 4:47 Pastore asserts “You must understand that these problems require bangs—sudden binary pops into existence— since there’s no evidence for gradual development in any of these.” But we have the evidence for the last two, and the theory of abiogenesis certainly does not require an “instant evolutionary transition.” Nobody except religionists think that chemicals evolved into living organisms all at once.

At the end, Pastore says we have a choice: faith to believe in these FOUR Big Bangs (not just one!) or “faith in some kind of Creator God behind it all.” You know his preference.

Shame on Prager University for disseminating not just a religious viewpoint, but actual lies about what scientists say about the pace of abiogenesis, the origin of biological diversity, and human biological and cultural evolution.

Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Truth

December 28, 2016 • 9:30 am

Today’s Jesus and Mo strip is actually a recycled strip from 2007, which shows you how long it’s been published. It’s called “share2”.  It’s pretty self-explanatory (see John Loftus’s The Outsider Test for Faith for further discussion). I love to ask theists, though, how they know their religion is the “right” one and all the others are wrong. The most Sophisticated Theologians™ will say that yes, every good person can be saved, but you don’t hear that often. Instead, you hear a bunch of funny gobbledygook.

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Richard Adams died

December 28, 2016 • 8:30 am

The Guardian reports the announcement given on Richard Adams’s website: the author of Watership Down died on Christmas Eve. He was 96.

While Adams wrote other books, it was Watership Down (published in 1972, and initially rejected by four publishers) for which he’ll be remembered. I read it as soon as it came out, and although I was already 21, I still teared up at the ending, which I’ll never forget—and which was the quote given with the short notice on Adams’s site.

“It seemed to Hazel that he would not be needing his body any more, so he left it lying on the edge of the ditch, but stopped for a moment to watch his rabbits and to try to get used to the extraordinary feeling that strength and speed were flowing inexhaustibly out of him into their sleek young bodies and healthy senses.

“‘You needn’t worry about them,’ said his companion. ‘They’ll be alright – and thousands like them.”’

Well, that of course implies an afterlife, but it doesn’t matter: the oblique description of Hazel’s death, which still makes my eyes misty, was a way of at once letting younger folk know that animals died but also soothing them at the same time. It has extra resonance because my dear friend Kenny King died on a walk near the Down.

I loved that book.  Here’s the first edition:

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And Adams reading from it:

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h/t: Nicole Reggia

 

Readers’ wildlife photographs

December 28, 2016 • 7:45 am

We’re featuring again today the photos of our youngest contributor, Jamie Blilie (12). His dad James gives the descriptions (indented):

My 12-year-old son Jamie has been busy with his camera again! [JAC: it’s a Canon Powershot SX 530 “super zoom” camera.]  I am amazed at how vivid their colors are in winter. Our feeders are really bringing in the birds.  My wife has seen a pileated woodpecker (Dryocopus pileatus) come to the feeder but Jamie and I weren’t around for that.  Jamie’s big ambition is to photograph a pileated woodpecker (Dryocopus pileatus). They are quite shy.
Red-bellied woodpecker (Melanerpes carolinus), with bonus chickadee blur.

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Black-capped Chickadees (Poecile atricapillus):

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A red squirrel (Tamiascirus hudsonicus) – it’s a little fuzzy due to the layers of window glass it was shot through:

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Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata):

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Cardinals (Cardinalis cardinalis). I am amazed at how vivid their colors are in winter.

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Downy woodpeckers (Dryobates pubescens).  I particularly like the silhouette shot:

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And, the big one this morning [Dec. 17]:  A Coyote (Canis latrans), crossing our pond.  This is suburban Minneapolis/St. Paul. Plenty of coyotes around here.

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Wednesday: Hili dialogue

December 28, 2016 • 6:30 am

It’s Wednesday, December 28, 2016: just two days before the end of Koynezaa—the holiday celebrating a Jewish boy with the initials JC born at the end of the year.  It’s also National Candy Day, which I’ve already celebrated with a piece of chocolate. Indulge: there must be lots of goodies left over from Christmas! Finally, it’s the third day of Kwanzaa, another weeklong holiday.

On this day in 1836, Spain signed a treaty recognizing the independence of Mexico. And in 1879, the Great Tay Bridge Disaster took place, in which a Scottish bridge collapsed (after a storm) when a train was crossing it, killing everyone aboard: about 75 people. The event was memorialized by perhaps the worst published poet in history, William McGonagall (another Scot, 1825-1902), whose great epic, “The Tay Bridge Disaster,” ends with these stirring lines:

It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.

If you have a chance, read some of McGonagall’s other poems. To my mind, his only close rival in poetic badness was the American writer Julia A. Moore, whose masterpiece, “Little Libbie,” never fails to bring me to tears of mirth in its last four stanzas.  On this day in 1895, the commercial cinema made its debut when The Lumière brothers showed a film in Paris to a paying audience. And, in 1973, the Endangered Species Act was signed into law by President Richard Nixon.

Notables born on this day include Woodrow Wilson (1856), Arthur Eddington (1882), John von Neumann (1903), Stan Lee (1922), Kary Mullis (1944), and Denzel Washington (1954). Those who died on this day include Maurice Ravel (1937), Sam Peckinpah (1984), Clayton Moore (“The Lone Ranger’; 1999), and Susan Sontag (2004). Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, the beasts are being visited by Marta, the daughter of Elzbieta (and stepfather The Other Andrzej), who are in turn the staff of Leon. Hili and Cyrus vie for Marta’s attention:

 

Hili: Pushing your head for patting when I’m being patted is illegal.
Cyrus: Kiss my nose.
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In Polish:
Hili: Podsuwanie twojego łba, kiedy ja jestem głaskana jest nielegalne.
Cyrus: Pocałuj psa w nos.
Lagnaiappe: reader jsp sends a Pearls Before Swine Comic by Stephan Pastis; this one is Google versus God:

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America’s cultural divide as evidenced by television viewers

December 27, 2016 • 2:15 pm

The New York Times gave graphic results of a survey (using Facebook and ZIP codes) of how popular an array of 50 U.S. television shows were in different areas of the U.S. The results are more or less as you expect, and display a cultural divide manifested largely by geography. For example, here’s the popularity of “Duck Dynasty” (which I’ve never seen), versus “The Daily Show” (which I see rarely on YouTube). The darker the red, the more popular a show is (the higher ranked in a given area):

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And here’s the margin of lead of either Trump and Clinton; the Trump +-margin map follows the popularity of “Duck Dynasty” nicely, even up to Maine.

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And, I guess based on my location, the NYT told me what’s popular and not popular in Chicago. (I don’t know what “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia” is about.) It also compared Chicago’s tastes to other places in the U.S, with the expected results.

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There are 48 other maps on the NYT site, so go see who shares your tastes in television.