Hili dialogue: Sunday

December 25, 2016 • 6:45 am

As a resolutely secular  and atheistic cat, Hili didn’t want this to be a “holiday dialogue,” but now that I’ve titled it, here’s a wish for readers:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY CHANUKAH, HAPPY FIRST DAY OF KOYNEZAA, AND HAPPY FESTIVUS!!
(add any secular greeting you wish)

From the UK’s Cat Protection, courtesy of reader Laurie:

In case anybody’s on the Internet today (and you shouldn’t be), a few words. It’s National Pumpkin Pie Day, which can be good, especially with real whipped cream and ice cream. On this day in history, baby Jesus was born in 0 A.D. (LOL) and here are the food-related events that happened on this day, taken from Foodimentary (note that today is Newton’s birthday):

1213 King John of England ordered 3,000 capons, 1,000 salted eels, 400 hogs, 100 pounds of almonds and 24 casks of wine for his Christmas feasts.

1252 Henry III hosts 1,000 knights and nobels at York. 600 oxen are consumed.

1415 England’s Henry V orders food distributed to the citizens of Rouen who are trapped by his siege. Henry himself dines on roast porpoise.

1512 The Duke of Northumberland was served 5 swans for Christmas dinner.

1580 The Christmas feasts of Sir William Petrie includes 17 oxen, 14 steers, 29 calves, 5 hogs, 13 bucks, 54 lambs, 129 sheep and one ton of cheese.

1642 Sir Isaac Newton was born. Newton was an English mathematician famous for being hit on the head by a falling apple (probably a ‘Flower of Kent’ variety). He also wrote ‘Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy’ in 1687.

1714 England’s King George I has his first Christmas pudding, made with 5 pounds of suet and 1 pound of plums.

1741 Anders Celsius developed the Centigrade temperature scale. Originally he had the freezing point of water at 100 and the boiling point at 0. This was reversed after his death to match the other temperature scales.

1805 American explorer Zebulon Pike celebrated Christmas by allowing “two pounds extra of meat, two pounds extra of flour, one gill of whiskey, and some tobacco, to each man, in order to distinguish Christmas Day.”

1852 A 446 pound baron of beef was served to Queen Victoria and the royal family.

1944 Henry Vestine of the music group ‘Canned Heat’ was born.

1946 Jimmy Buffet, musician, was born. ‘Cheesburger in Paradise,’ ‘Margaritaville’ etc.

1954 Liberty Hyde Bailey died. He was an American botanist who studied cultivated plants and developed horticulture into an applied science.

1958 ‘The Chipmunk Song’ becomes the only Christmas song in U.S. in history to be Number #1 on Christmas Day.

1960 Dr. Irving Cooper received a wine bottle opener for Christmas. It injected carbon dioxide gas into the bottle to force the cork out. He noticed the gas was extremely cold coming out from the needle like device. This gave him the idea to develop a brain surgery technique using liquid nitrogen to freeze tiny areas of brain cells or tumors.

1971 Neil Hogan of the musical group The Cranberries was born.

Also, on Christmas, 1776, George Washington and his troops crossed the Delaware to attack Hessian troops in New Jersey. In 1826, the Eggnog Riot at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point finally ended; seventy cadets were later suspended after this a several-day brawl over booze.  On this day in 1941, the Japanese occupation of Hong Kong began, and, nine years later, students stole the Stone of Scone from Westminster Abbey; it was returned the next year. Finally, on Christmas 1989, deposed Romanian president Nicolae Ceaușescu and his wife Elena were executed.

Notables born on this day include Baby Jesus (0 A. D.), Isaac Newton (1642), Muhammad Ali Jinnah (1876), Conrad Hilton (1887), Humphrey Bogart (1899), Rod Serling (1924), Jimmy Buffett (1946), and Annie Lennox (1954). Those who died on this day include W. C. Fields (1946), baseball manager and player Billy Martin (1989), Dean Martin (1995), W.V.O. Quine (2000), Birgit Nilsson (2005), and Eartha Kitt (2008). Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is affronted at being offered inappropriate noms, even though Polish tradition calls for goodies to be offered to everyone:

In Polish:

Take a Christmas photo of your cat

December 24, 2016 • 6:52 pm

Tomorrow morning I’ll be delighted to post any Christmas-themed photos of readers’ cats, as we did in the “Merry Kitmas” thread last year. Please send a photo (must be holiday-themed) along with a few words, including the cat’s name, age, and any interesting information. I’ll be putting them up on one thread throughout the day.

And merry Xmas, happy Hanukah and joyous Koynezaa to all!

 

Headline of the season

December 24, 2016 • 2:45 pm

This is from Fox News; click on the screenshot to go to the article. It’s true, funny, and the “Jesusnapping” was probably conducted by an atheist.

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And the story in its entirety:

Police say a woman stole baby Jesus from a Nativity scene in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and dropped the figurine off at a hospital with a note explaining that the baby had been “neglected” by his parents, “Joseph and Mary Christ.”

Police say 49-year-old Jacqueline Ross told them it was a joke, but they aren’t laughing.  She was identified from surveillance video and is jailed on charges of theft and institutional vandalism.

Police say she went to the hospital early on Dec. 4 just minutes after stealing the $2,700 figurine from Payrow Plaza.

Police say she left a note with the porcelain baby that read, in part, “Child has broken right foot which is been (sic) neglected. Parents Joseph and Mary Christ got a warning.”

Ross doesn’t yet have an attorney.

Here’s a photo of the creche; Baby Jesus has been returned, but note that his right foot is missing. Why couldn’t God heal amputee Jesus?

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Photo: Bethlehem Police Department

h/t: jjh

Leah Remini on Scientology

December 24, 2016 • 1:45 pm

It’s well known that the actor Leah Remini, most famous for her work on the television comedy “The King of Queens,” is a lapsed Scientologist, and is now speaking out vocally against the “Church.” She’s instigated police investigations into the disappearance of Shelly Miscavage, the wife of the lunatic director of the Church, David Miscavage, a tyrant who seems to have ordered his wife to disappear—perhaps under Scientology guard somewhere.(The LA cops, who said they met with Shelly, dropped the investigation.

Remini also wrote a book about Scientology, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientologyand is presenter of a documentary, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermathwhich began in late November and has aired four of its eight episodes (I haven’t seen any, but readers who have should weigh in.)

Remini was recently interviewed by Larry King about her 30 years as a Scientologist and her recent apostasy, which you can see by clicking on the screenshot below. (The video is 28 minutes long.) If you’ve studied this ludicrous and harmful cult, as I have, you might not learn anything new, but one thing worth noting is this: Scientology is dying, and it’s largely because of the Internet.

It used to be that you attacked Scientology at your own peril, for they were armed with lawyers and harassers who made life hell for any “SP”s (“suppressive persons”: those who attack the cult). Now anybody with access to a computer can read all about the cult, how it scams its members, and about its absolutely ridiculous “theology”, which you have to pay thousands of dollars to learn. (For a taste of this, look up “Xenu” on Wikipedia. It’s unbelievable that people believe this stuff.) Disinfected by the Web, Scientology no longer has the power to harass its detractors, and, as Remini says, it’s bleeding members.

That hemorrhage was helped along by Pulitzer winner Lawrence Wright’s book on the cult, Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief , which I’ve read and recommend highly. If you want a good take on how truly bizarre Scientology is, and how it victimizes its adherents, squeezing money out of them like milk from a cow, read that book. It’s a crime that Scientology has been classified by the U.S. government as a “religion,” and thus gets all the tax advantages of any religion. (Of course, no religion deserves tax breaks.)

The Internet has had many salubrious effects by disseminating information freely (including websites run by ex-Scientologists), and one of them is exposing the follies of religion. Because it impoverishes its members, the Church of Scientology is one of the worst Western religions. Those who say that all religions are equally harmful should compare the Quakers to the Scientologists.

Remini is calm and eloquent on the malfeasance of her former Church. When Larry King asks her (he’s giving her listener questions), “What’s the number one thing you want people to know about Scientology?” Remini answers, “Really, do their own research. . . It’s a harmful, dangerous proposition that will cost you a quarter of a million dollars, minimum—and your life.”

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h/t: Grania

Prophecies of doom! San Gennaro’s blood fails to liquify!

December 24, 2016 • 11:00 am

St. Januarius, or San Gennaro, as he’s known in Italian, is the patron saint of Naples, reputed to have died in 325 A.D. He’s celebrated with big festivals in Italy and New York, and you may remember that it was during this festival that Don Corleone (in the younger incarnation played by Robert de Niro in The Godfather: Part 2) assassinated the boss Don Fanucci, with the gunshots masked by the firecrackers in the streets.

But there’s a miracle involving San Gennaro, for a vial of what is reputed to be his blood (about 60 ml) is kept in a glass vessel inside a reliquary at the Naples Cathedral, where three times a year it’s exhibited by the priests. The “miracle” occurring when the solid “blood” liquifies and then becomes solid again. Although the Church won’t officially sanction this as a genuine miracle, they don’t impugn it, either, and won’t permit any tests on the blood except crude spectroscopy through the glass, which has shown some dubious indications of hemoglobin.

Here’s the “blood” liquifying in 2011; at about 3:04 the blood is certified to have liquified, somebody waves a handkerchief, and the crowd goes wild. It’s taken as a good omen (in years in which the stuff hasn’t liqufied, bad things have happened), and assures believers that God is in his Heaven.

Wikipedia describes the ritual:

For most of the time, the ampoules are kept in a bank vault, whose keys are held by a commission of local notables, including the Mayor of Naples; while the bones are kept in a crypt under the main altar of Naples Cathedral. On feast days, all these relics are taken in procession from the cathedral to the Monastery of Santa Chiara, where the archbishop holds the reliquary up and tilts it to show that the contents are solid, and places it on the high altar next to the saint’s other relics. After intense prayers by the faithful, including the so-called “relatives of Saint Januarius” (parenti di San Gennaro), the content of the larger vial typically liquefies. The archbishop then holds up the vial and tilts it again to demonstrate that liquefaction has taken place. The announcement of the liquefaction is greeted with a 21-gun salute at the 13th-century Castel Nuovo. The ampoules remain exposed on the altar for eight days, while the priests move or turn them periodically to show that the contents remain liquid.

The liquefaction sometimes takes place almost immediately, but can take hours or even days. Records kept at the Duomo tell that on rare occasions the contents fail to liquefy, are found already liquefied when the ampoules are taken from the safe, or liquefy outside the usual dates.

There are several naturalistic explanations for this miracle (first described in 1389) that you can read about here and here—explanations hindered by the Church’s refusal to permit invasive sampling (and really, what do they have to gain from that?)  The most viable seems to be that the “blood” is a thixotropic gel, that liquifies when agitated. At CICAP, authors F. di L.Garlaschelli et al. have replicated this phenomenon using materials that would have been available to fakers in the 14th century:

Thixotropy might prove a good hypothesis to explain this “miracle”.  Thixotropy  the property of certain gels to became more fluid, even from solid to liquid, when stirred, vibrated, or otherwise mechanically disturbed, and to resolidify when left to stand. Common examples of such substances are catsup, mayonnaise and some types of paints and toothpastes.

Thus, the very act of handling the reliquary, repeatedly turning it upside down to check its state, might provide the necessary mechanical stress to induce the liquefaction. A successful performance of the rite, therefore, does not need conscious cheating, while not excluding its occurrence, as gentle or sharp movements can certainly control the timing of the liquefaction.

Indeed, over the centuries, unexpected liquefactions have often been observed whilst handling the relic case for repairs.

In support of the thixotropic hypothesis, we made up samples whose properties resembled those of the relic. We used substances that would have also been available in the fourteenth century. After some testing with bentonite clays (producing a thixotropic but unpleasantly mud-like gel), we settled for a reddish-brown FeO(OH) colloidal solution.
This gel is the right shade of brown without the addition of any dye; it becomes perfectly liquid when shaken (See Fig. 1 ) and, just like the relic, can even produce the globo and bubbles on its shiny surface (The real boiling even of a volatile liquid in a closed vessel under such conditions is quite untenable).

All the compounds for this concoction could have been readily available to a Neapolitan artist or alchemist of the 1300s. CaCO3 (from chalk, i.e. limestone, or crushed eggshells) also formed the basis of many white pictorial pigments. K2CO3, available from wood ashes was also well-known, and can be used instead of CaCO3. FeCl3 is available in the mountains around Naples

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THIXOTROPIC IRON HYDROXIDE GEL IN THE SOLID (LEFT) AND LIQUID STATE (RIGHT).

Indeed, there were several reports in the 14th century of other “liquifying blood miracles.”

However, the blood failed to liquify on the third occasion this year, over a few days in mid-December. An article in Christian Today (CT)describes how Italian Catholics have reacted with fear, for when the blood fails to liquify, as it did in 1939, 1940, 1943, 1973, and 1980 (war and Nazi occupation, cholera epidemic, and earthquake, respectively), bad stuff happens. My view is that the latest failure is connected with Donald Trump. From CT:

Fears of more earthquakes in Italy, cholera and other prophecies of doom circulated on social media after the blood of San Gennaro failed to liquefy.

Gennaro, whose name is often rendered as St Januarius, lived in the third century and is the patron saint of Naples. He is believed to have been a victim of the Roman emperor Diocletian’s Christian persecution.

At his death, it is said, some of his blood was collected by an onlooker and is to this day stored in Naples cathedral in a glass ampoule.

. . . When Pope Francis visited the cathedral in March last year, clergy said they observed the dry blood begin to turn liquid. The blood was said to have “half liquefied”. The three official liquefaction dates are in May, September and December but it does also liquefy for some Popes, although not all, when they visit the cathedral.

This month on the third annual date for the miracle, there were no signs of liquefaction. December 16 is the day Neapolitans remember the eruption of Vesuvius in 1631 and the intervention of San Gennaro to stop the lava before it entered the city.

. . . Fears of more earthquakes in Italy, cholera and other prophecies of doom circulated on social media after the blood of San Gennaro failed to liquefy.

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OH NOES! ONLY HALF LIQUIFIED! (Reuters)

It would be great if scientists could get their hands on this blood, but that’s unlikely. However, the Catholic Church’s ambiguous stand on the issue is canny, for it allows the believers to remain believers without the Vatican having to endorse a sketchy “miracle.”

h/t: Matthew Cobb

Caturday felid trifecta: Busker entertains cats, a kitten fights the sun, Korean cat goes to class

December 24, 2016 • 10:00 am

It’s the Christmas Eve Caturday trifecta, and today we have three short clips. This adorable video shows a busker in Malaysia entertaining a bunch of kittens. They’re mesmerized! (Or maybe they’re just expecting noms.)

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From Hi Homer! we have a short but sweet video of a kitten dancing in the sunlight. I wonder if he’s going after the sunlight itself, or just motes of dust.

 

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Finally, from Sputnik, we learn of a Korean cat who goes to class.  The skinny:

A cute four-legged student is reportedly attending classes at Gangdong College in S Korea. The ginger cat called Teuk Gang-i made its home right in the college building.

At the end of October an entertainment broadcast on South Korea’s SBS TV channel broke the news of a cat who acts exactly like a student. It comes to the classroom, seems at first to listen intently to the lecture, but then falls asleep. When the class is over, it lazily goes on to the next one.

The students of Gangdong College say that originally the cat belonged to a girl who studied there and brought her pet to classes with her. But then she took a year out, leaving the cat at school for some reason.

Nobody thought to take the cat home because it already had an owner, the students said. They fed the cat and took care of it at the college. The students also gave the cat a new mane — Teuk Gang-i, which means “Special-course-thing” in Korean. Now Teuk Gang-I is a favorite amongst the students. They said they plan to pool some money and buy a cat house for their school pet to feel even more comfortable.’

Well, he doesn’t seem to be a good student, but he’s loved anyway: the students even made Teuk Gang-i a cat tower!  Any translations of the Korean are welcome.

h/t: Taskin