The Golden Steve Award Winners

April 21, 2024 • 11:15 am

A while back I posted about my cinemaphilic nephew Steven’s nominees for the “Golden Steves,” which he humbly presents as a better alternative to the Oscars. As he says,

Far and away the most coveted of motion picture accolades, Golden Steves are frequently described as the Oscars without the politics. Impervious to bribery, immune to ballyhoo, unswayed by sentiment, and riddled with integrity, this committee of one might be termed in all accuracy “fair-mindedness incarnate.” Over 200 of the year’s most acclaimed features were screened prior to the compilation of this ballot. First, some caveats:

1) Owing to a lifelong suspicion of prime numbers, each category comprises six nominees, not five.

2) A film can be nominated in only one of the following categories: Best Animated Feature, Best Non-Fiction Film, Best Foreign Language Film. Placement is determined by the Board of Governors. Said film remains eligible in all other fields.

3) This list is in no way connected with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences—a fact that should be apparent from its acumen. Please look elsewhere for Oscar analysis.’

Click to read and see all the winners.

The nominees for the “big” categories are below, and I’ve put in bold the winners. Remember that there are eight categories below but 12 on the original list, so I’ll put the four extra winners at the bottom.

Best Picture

Afire
All of Us Strangers
Anatomy of a Fall
Killers of the Flower Moon
May December
Trenque Lauquen

Best Director

Laura Citarella, Trenque Lauquen
Andrew Haigh, All of Us Strangers
Todd Haynes, May December
Christian Petzold, Afire
Martin Scorsese, Killers of the Flower Moon
Justine Triet, Anatomy of a Fall

Best Actor

Paul Giamatti, The Holdovers
Benoit Magimel, Pacifiction
Cillian Murphy, Oppenheimer
Franz Rogowski, Passages
Andrew Scott, All of Us Strangers
Michael Thomas, Rimini

Best Actress

Jodie Comer, The End We Start From
Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon
Sandra Huller, Anatomy of a Fall
Natalie Portman, May December
Emma Stone, Poor Things
Teyana Taylor, A Thousand and One

Best Supporting Actor

Jamie Bell, All of Us Strangers
Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer
Glenn Howerton, BlackBerry
Charles Melton, May December
Paul Mescal, All of Us Strangers
Mark Ruffalo, Poor Things

Best Supporting Actress

Penelope Cruz, Ferrari
Merve Dizdar, About Dry Grasses
Claire Foy, All of Us Strangers
Anne Hathaway, Eileen
Rachel McAdams, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers

Best Non-Fiction Film

Apolonia, Apolonia (Lea Glob)
Beyond Utopia (Madeleine Gavin)
Menus-Plaisirs Les Troisgros (Frederick Wiseman)
Orlando, My Political Biography (Paul B. Preciado)
Our Body (Claire Simon)
To Kill a Tiger (Nisha Pahuja)

Best Foreign Language Film

About Dry Grasses (Nuri Bilge Ceylan)
Afire (Christian Petzold)
Anatomy of a Fall (Justine Triet)
Fallen Leaves (Aki Kaurismaki)
Trenque Lauquen (Laura Citarella)
The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer)

And the other winners:

Best Screenplay–Adapted: All of Us Strangers (Andrew Haigh)

Best Screenplay–Original: Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World (Radu Jude)

Best Animated Feature:  Robot Dreams (Pablo Berger)

Best Original Song: Live That Way Forever,” The Iron Claw (Richard Reed Parry, Laurel Sprengelmeyer)

Here’s that best original song:

I guess I’ll have to see “May December” as it took home three Golden Steves. My moviegoing has been thin in the past year, and I know nothing about this movie save that it got a 91% Critics Rating (but only a 65% Viewers Rating) on Rotten Tomatoes. Here’s the trailer, showing the costars Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman.

 

Bill Maher confers the 2024 Cojones Awards

March 14, 2024 • 12:45 pm

In this short seven-minute segment from last week’s “Real Time,” Bill Maher confers five “Cojones Awards” for having. . . .well, moxie. (Women can also get the Golden Testicles.)  You may recognize some of the winners, and of course, at the end, there’s the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award, which I have to say is well deserved.

Nominees for the Golden Steve Awards

March 12, 2024 • 11:30 am

Each year my cinemaphilic nephew Steven gives his nominations for the best achievements in motion picture production, all vying for the coveted “Gold Steve” awards.  They appear on his website Truth at 24, and if you click below you can see the whole list of nominees. There’s not much overlap with the Oscar nominees. The title comes from one of the nominated movies below (“Fallen Leaves”):

Here’s Steven’s introduction to the nominees (the awards will come “sometime in April”), written with his characteristic modesty:

Presenting…the 2023 Golden Steve Awards.

Far and away the most coveted of motion picture accolades, Golden Steves are frequently described as the Oscars without the politics. Impervious to bribery, immune to ballyhoo, unswayed by sentiment, and riddled with integrity, this committee of one might be termed in all accuracy “fair-mindedness incarnate.” Over 200 of the year’s most acclaimed features were screened prior to the compilation of this ballot. First, some caveats:

1) Owing to a lifelong suspicion of prime numbers, each category comprises six nominees, not five.

2) A film can be nominated in only one of the following categories: Best Animated Feature, Best Non-Fiction Film, Best Foreign Language Film. Placement is determined by the Board of Governors. Said film remains eligible in all other fields.

3) This list is in no way connected with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences—a fact that should be apparent from its acumen. Please look elsewhere for Oscar analysis.

I’ll present the nominees in the most followed categories, but be aware that there are more on the site. Also, Steven has excellent taste in movies, so it would behoove you to pay attention to the list.

Best Picture

Afire
All of Us Strangers
Anatomy of a Fall
Killers of the Flower Moon
May December
Trenque Lauquen

Best Director

Laura Citarella, Trenque Lauquen
Andrew Haigh, All of Us Strangers
Todd Haynes, May December
Christian Petzold, Afire
Martin Scorsese, Killers of the Flower Moon
Justine Triet, Anatomy of a Fall

Best Actor

Paul Giamatti, The Holdovers
Benoit Magimel, Pacifiction
Cillian Murphy, Oppenheimer
Franz Rogowski, Passages
Andrew Scott, All of Us Strangers
Michael Thomas, Rimini

Best Actress

Jodie Comer, The End We Start From
Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon
Sandra Huller, Anatomy of a Fall
Natalie Portman, May December
Emma Stone, Poor Things
Teyana Taylor, A Thousand and One

Best Supporting Actor

Jamie Bell, All of Us Strangers
Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer
Glenn Howerton, BlackBerry
Charles Melton, May December
Paul Mescal, All of Us Strangers
Mark Ruffalo, Poor Things

Best Supporting Actress

Penelope Cruz, Ferrari
Merve Dizdar, About Dry Grasses
Claire Foy, All of Us Strangers
Anne Hathaway, Eileen
Rachel McAdams, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers

Best Non-Fiction Film

Apolonia, Apolonia (Lea Glob)
Beyond Utopia (Madeleine Gavin)
Menus-Plaisirs Les Troisgros (Frederick Wiseman)
Orlando, My Political Biography (Paul B. Preciado)
Our Body (Claire Simon)
To Kill a Tiger (Nisha Pahuja)

Best Foreign Language Film

About Dry Grasses (Nuri Bilge Ceylan)
Afire (Christian Petzold)
Anatomy of a Fall (Justine Triet)
Fallen Leaves (Aki Kaurismaki)
Trenque Lauquen (Laura Citarella)
The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer)

Unbelievable: UNRWA on someone’s short list for Nobel Peace Prize

February 7, 2024 • 10:00 am

No real “short lists” for Nobel Prizes are announced by the awrding group, but apparently, according to this Jerusalem Post article, one man, Norwegian political scientist and peace scholar Henrik Urdal,  announces his own shortlist for the Peace Prize, a list that is said to be “widely regarded.” Well, his list this year includes actors as bad as previous recipients Yasser Arafat and Henry Kissinger. It actually includes UNRWA, the acronym for the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East. Although there’s one UN organization to handle refugees from throughout the world (UNHCR), UNRWA is the only UN group to handle refugees from a specific area, Palestine. And it doesn’t promote peace, but hatred and terrorism.But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The background:

Director of the Peace Research Institute Oslo (PRIO) Henrik Urdal has published a short list for the 2024 Nobel Peace Prize.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is the organization responsible for selecting the Nobel Peace Prize laureates. However, nominations may be submitted by any persons who are qualified to nominate.

Each year, PRIO’s Director presents his own shortlist for the Nobel Peace Prize. The PRIO Director’s view on potential and worthy Nobel Peace Prize laureates is widely recognized and has been offered since 2002. Urdal presents his seventh list since he began his position of director in 2017.


And some on the “short list”. I don’t know if these are actual nominees that Urdal somehow got hold of (unlikely, but there are leaks), or his own guesses about who will will—and perhaps who he thinks will win:

At the top of the list is the OSCE’s Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights, followed by the International Court of Justice, UNRWA and Philippe Lazzarini, Article 36 and the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots, and UNESCO and the Council of Europe.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee is the organization responsible for selecting the Nobel Peace Prize laureates. However, nominations may be submitted by any persons who are qualified to nominate.

. . .Urdal said regarding his top choice, “Democracy is on the ballot this year as more than half the world’s population live in a country heading to the polls, albeit not exclusively in democracies. Research shows that democratic states are more peaceful and stable. As elections are a cornerstone of democracy, election observers play a pivotal role in shaping perceptions about the legitimacy of electoral processes. A Nobel Peace Prize awarded to election observers sends a strong message about the importance of free and fair elections and their role in peace and stability.”

The ICJ was chosen for the second spot because of its ability to promote peace through international law and because of the importance of multilateral collaboration for peaceful relations from Urdel’s perspective, according to the organization’s website. PRIO mentions the Court’s decision to order Israel to “take action to prevent acts of genocide in the Gaza Strip.” It also mentions its role in March 2022 by ordering Russia to suspend military operations in Ukraine immediately.

. . . . UNRWA and its Commissioner-General, Philippe Lazzarini, were nominated due to UNRWA’s “fundamental” effort to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. Urdal argues that a Nobel Prize to the agency would “send a strong message about its role in supporting the lives of millions of Palestinian women, men, and children.” This is in spite of the allegations that UNRWA staff participated in the October 7 attacks as members of Hamas.

Now the International Court of Justice, which has little power to enforce its decisions, nevertheless has made some decent ones, like issuing an arrest warrant for Putin for kidnapping Ukrainian children and ordering Russia to stop military actions in Ukraine. However, should an organization to get plaudits for decisions that will never be implemented? I would think that the Nobel Peace Prize would be given to people who who actually create peace, like Nelson Mandela (co-recipient with F. W. De Clerk) and Malala Yousafzai.

But that’s not how it works. Apparently the committee often awards this prestigious prize to people for “game tries to make peace”, accounting for Prizes that went to terrorist Yasser Arafat’s prize (co-awarded to Itzhak Rabin and Shimon Peres) and Henry Kissinger (co-awarded to Lê Đức Thọ).  As for why Barak Obama got a Peace Nobel, well, your guess is as good as mine. What did he even do to make peace? While Nobel Prizes in the sciences and economics have a mixed record (I know of several Medicine and Physiology prizes awarded for false discoveries), it’s not nearly as bad as the record of Peace Prizes.

At any rate, journalist and, really, anyone interested to look at the record knows that UNRWA has been complicit with Palestinian terrorism for years, allowing Hamas to put rockets on its school grounds and build tunnels under schools, teaching Palestinian children in UNRWA schools to hate Jews and glorify martyrdom, and actually employing members of Hamas as UNRWA employees. UNRWA fired several of its employees for actually participating in the October 7 massacre in Israel (they were filmed), and there are pretty good estimates that 10% or more of the 13,000 UNRWA employees actually belonged to Hamas. (The schoolbook issue is absolutely documented!).  The UN is taking these allegations seriously and is conducting a thorough investigation of UNRWA, though that’s a bit like having  Hamas investigate whether it actually committed terrorism. And of course in my view the actions of the International Court of Justice towards Israel—not even slapping Hamas on the wrist—are not particularly laudable.

Now is not the time to award either the Court or, especially UNRWA, a Nobel Peace Prize. I suspect Urdal’s views reflect his own sympathies rather than an assessment of reality, but who knows? At any rate, perhaps in some years they simply shouldn’t award the Nobel Peace Prize at all, as the list of Laureates is very mixed. After all, in biology you don’t get a Prize for simply thinking up a good experiment. You get it for doing experiments that advance our understanding of science. Likewise, shouldn’t Peace Prizes be awarded for people who actually bring about peace? It’s okay to wait a while to see if a group or person actually accomplishes something. After all, science prizes are often awarded years after a discovery is made—this being done to see if the discovery turned out to be both real and important.

Guinness records: 2023

November 19, 2023 • 1:30 pm

Here are the Guinness records set this year (so far).  The ones that really get me are these:

Solving a Rubk’s cube blindfolded (the first one)
Juggling 7 objects on a unicycle
Basketball shot made backwards
World’s largest pizza
Longest underwater kiss (4 minutes, 6 seconds!)
Shortest living dog (3.6 inches!)
Most skips in one minute (374)
Most dogs in a conga line (14!)
Fastest mile run while skipping rope (5 minutes, 52 seconds)
Most consecutive items caught by a d*g (27)
Oldest living chicken (20 years, 272 days)
Fastest time to identify all national flage (3 min, 23 seconds)
Tallest rideable unicycle: 31 feet, 10 inches!)
Oldest living dog: (30 years, 243 days)
Longest beard on a living person (8 feet, 3 inches)

Of course the big lesson is that people will do all kinds of bizarre stuff in the effort to set a record. Note the huge numbers of records set by Asians!

Fat Bear Week: Vote!

October 6, 2023 • 9:30 am

If you didn’t vote yet in Fat Bear week, you’ve missed two rounds of voting, both involving choosing the fattest bear in each of two pairs. Here are the results so far, with Bears 806 Spring Cub., 901, 128, and 164 winning their rounds (you can read about each of the bears here).

Today, starting at 9 a.m. Pacific time (noon Eastern time and 11 a.m. Chicago time), you can vote for two more matches on the Fat Bear Contest site linked above. All you have to do is tap on your favorite bear of each of the two pairs, enter your email address, and press “enter”. Remember, though, that it’s 1½ hours until the games begin!

Here are the matchups. Both of the bears I voted for made it through!

CONTEST #1

CONTEST #2

You can read about all the bears here. I won’t tell you how to vote, of course, but would like to point out that 806 Spring Cub, a first year, has had a tough life so far. Further, 480 Otis has already won more Fat Bear Titles than any other ursid, while 901, a mom, had a tough go last year, having reared THREE cubs, lost a lot of weight, and then lost one of the three cubs.  How sad!

There will be another chance to vote on Monday, and then on Tuesday there’s the final matchup, with the winner again determined by popular vote.

Jailed Iranian activist wins Nobel Peace Price

October 6, 2023 • 8:15 am

Crikey, I forgot about the Nobel Peace Prize. But I’m delighted to announce that it couldn’t have been given to a better person. The recipient this year is an Iranian activist Narges Mohammadi, imprisoned for ten years for running “a human rights movement that campaigns for the abolition of the death penalty”.  The Nobel committee made no bones about its opposition to the despotic Iranian regime, a despotism that’s particularly cruel to women, and which I highlight daily with a tweet from Masih Alinejad.

Here’s the committee’s announcement, also showing the the “Woman Life Freedom” mantra that’s become the mantra of anti-regime activists. The announcement also recognizes the “hundreds of thousands of people who, in the preceding year, have demonstrated against Iran’s theocratic regime’s policies of discrimination and oppression targeting women.”  You can’t get more explicit than that.

More on the recipient from the Nobel committee. The second sentence is telling.

Narges Mohammadi is a woman, a human rights advocate, and a freedom fighter. Her brave struggle for freedom of expression and the right of independence has come with tremendous personal costs. Altogether, the regime in Iran has arrested her 13 times, convicted her five times, and sentenced her to a total of 31 years in prison and 154 lashes.

Narges Mohammadi is still in prison.

A photo from the NYT announcement:

You can also vote at the site: something I’ve never seen in a Nobel announcement. That, of course, will send a message to Iran:

 

A bit from the NYT:

The closely watched announcement, made by the Norwegian Nobel Committee in Oslo, comes after women-led protests in Iran that convulsed the country following the death in police custody of a 22-year-old who had been arrested by the country’s morality police.

Hundreds were killed in the ensuing government crackdown, including at least 44 minors, while around 20,000 Iranians were arrested, the United Nations calculated.

“This year’s peace prize also recognizes the hundreds of thousands of people who, in the preceding year, have demonstrated against Iran’s theocratic regime’s policies of discrimination and oppression targeting women,” the committee said. “The motto adopted by the demonstrators — ‘Woman, Life, Freedom’ — suitably expresses the dedication and work of Narges Mohammadi.”

There were 351 candidates for the prize this year, according to the Nobel committee, the second highest number ever. Ms. Mohammadi joins 137 laureates named since the prize’s inception in 1901, a list that includes President Barack Obama; Nelson Mandela and F.W. de Klerk; and Mother Teresa.

The committee has been known to make surprise picks, but speculation about this year’s prize had focused on activists for women’s rights — including Ms. Mohammadi and Mahbouba Seraj of Afghanistan — and on climate change and the war in Ukraine.

. . .The closely watched announcement, made by the Norwegian Nobel Committee in Oslo, comes after women-led protests in Iran that convulsed the country following the death in police custody of a 22-year-old who had been arrested by the country’s morality police.

Hundreds were killed in the ensuing government crackdown, including at least 44 minors, while around 20,000 Iranians were arrested, the United Nations calculated.

“This year’s peace prize also recognizes the hundreds of thousands of people who, in the preceding year, have demonstrated against Iran’s theocratic regime’s policies of discrimination and oppression targeting women,” the committee said. “The motto adopted by the demonstrators — ‘Woman, Life, Freedom’ — suitably expresses the dedication and work of Narges Mohammadi.”

There were 351 candidates for the prize this year, according to the Nobel committee, the second highest number ever. Ms. Mohammadi joins 137 laureates named since the prize’s inception in 1901, a list that includes President Barack Obama; Nelson Mandela and F.W. de Klerk; and Mother Teresa.

The committee has been known to make surprise picks, but speculation about this year’s prize had focused on activists for women’s rights — including Ms. Mohammadi and Mahbouba Seraj of Afghanistan — and on climate change and the war in Ukraine.

Finally Masih has the news on her site:

Will they let Mohammadi out of jail for this? I doubt it, though if they do they may deport her, as the Soviet Union did with Nobelist Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. But Iran can’t harbor somebody who will continue to organize opposition to the government. At least they can’t kill her now. . . .

 

The Nobel Prize in Literature: we have a winner!

October 5, 2023 • 8:06 am

Yesterday we had a “Guess the Nobel Laureate” for the Literature Prize alone. And although there were 61 guesses, only a single person guessed the winner (see below). Norwegian writer Jon Fosse nabbed the Prize, along with nearly a million bucks. The Nobel Prize announcement is here, and includes this:

Jon Fosse was born 1959 in Haugesund on the Norwegian west coast. His immense œuvre written in Nynorsk and spanning a variety of genres consists of a wealth of plays, novels, poetry collections, essays, children’s books and translations. While he is today one of the most widely performed playwrights in the world, he has also become increasingly recognized for his prose. His debut novel Raudt, svart 1983, as rebellious as it was emotionally raw, broached the theme of suicide and, in many ways, set the tone for his later work.

The NYT implies that DIVERSITY had a role in this choice, though it’s not evident how that worked (bolding is mine):

The Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded on Thursday to the Norwegian novelist and playwright Jon Fosse “for his innovative plays and prose which give voice to the unsayable.”

Fosse’s work has long been lauded throughout continental Europe, but he has recently found a growing audience in the English-speaking world. By receiving what is widely seen as the most prestigious prize in literature, the author (whose name is pronounced Yune FOSS-eh, according to his translator) joins a list of laureates including Toni MorrisonKazuo Ishiguro and Annie Ernaux.

Critics have long compared Fosse’s sparse plays to the work of two previous Nobel laureates: Harold Pinter and Samuel Beckett. And he had long been tipped to win. In 2013, British bookmakers temporarily suspended betting on the prize after a flurry of bets on Fosse’s winning. In the end, the action proved unnecessary, as Alice Munro, the Canadian short story writer, took the award.

Along the prestige and a huge boost in book sales, Fosse receives 11 million Swedish krona, about $991,000.

In recent years, the Swedish Academy, which organizes the prize, has tried to increase the diversity of considered authors after facing criticism that only 17 Nobel laureates had been women, and that the vast majority were from Europe or North America. The choice of Fosse is likely to be interpreted as step back from those efforts.

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UPDATE:  Read the first comment below. I may have read this bit wrong; what it might be saying is that the Academy is not giving in to wokeness, which is good. Thus the bit below about them choosing an old white male becomes irrelevant. But Rushdie is still the author who deserves the Prize on merit alone.  Of course taste in literature is somewhat subjective, and I haven’t read Fosse, but Rusdie deserved the Prize a long time ago, and for Midnight’s Children alone.

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But Fosse is not only European and an old white male, but a very white male:

So what’s all the palaver of choosing him as winner given that he represents what the Academy has criticized?

In my view, it was Rusdie’s turn to win, purely on the grounds of merit (I admit I haven’t read Fosse). And if you’re a diversity mongerer, Rushdie is, after all, is a Writer of Color, having been born in Mumbai, India.  But I can’t get over the feeling that the Swedish Academy is resisting giving Rushdie the prize because it will cause extremist Muslims to riot. Remember, there was a fatwa on his book The Satanic Verses.

Regardless, the ethnicity or gender of a writer shouldn’t matter when considering who should win. The Prize should be based on merit (literary quality), and merit alone

The lucky winner of our contest is Douglas Swartzendruber.  If you’re Douglas, email me so I can get details about sending you the free book.