Caturday, now with added twinkle

July 18, 2015 • 7:29 am

by Grania

From The Dodo, we have an item of clothing that no self-respecting cat-server will do without: the Mewgaroo hoodie for toting around your favorite felid.

You know you want one. No. You need one. Two, in fact for when one is in the wash.

Terry Pratchett once wrote:

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

Neither have the Japanese apparently, as Cat stationmaster Tama mourned in Japan, elevated as goddess. Jerry mentioned Tama before when she was still alive. Yahoo news reports:

The cat had climbed the corporate ladder from stationmaster to “ultra-stationmaster” and vice president of the company before receiving the additional title Sunday of “honorable eternal stationmaster.”

If you feel you’re not getting enough cats in your day, there is a 24 hour a day channel where you can watch endless cat videos now and forever, behold Cats 24/7

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And what Caturday would be complete without a Public Service Announcement.

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Consider yourself warned. You’re welcome.

Onto the educational part of this post. Bored Panda informs us that Cats in kimonos are a thing now. Of course they are.

On a more artistic note, Bored Panda also tells of a Serbian painter Endre Penovac who specialises in watercolor and ink cats. They are rather beautiful. Click through on the link to see more in his gallery.

Onto more prosaic things. Tastefully Offensive feature a video by San Diego-based animator Kelsey Goldych called Trash Cat.  Be sure to watch the little bit after the credits.

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Fighting a noble social justice war, photographer David Williams has a project called Men and CatsOneMorePost notes:

He started in 2009 simply to go against the norm of the ‘crazy cat lady’ impression…. [and] had hoped to show the joy too be found in having a cat as a friend and pet regardless of the gender.

Well, duh. Click through here to see more.

The PuffleHo reports on a cat that is running for president. As a Demo-cat.

Oh well, Limberbutt McCubbins’ policies are at least as good as all the other candidates, and he’s indubitably more articulate than at least one that I can think of. Also, best poster ever.

So where is the twinkle in all this. The title promised twinkle after all.

It’s butt bling for cats. Really. There’s a whole website devoted to it. And a video.

I never want to spend this much time staring at a cat’s butt again.

 

 

 

Hat-tip to Taskin, Lesley, Chris, Steve, Su, Mark, Aaron, Ginger, T Fife.

Saturday: Hili dialogue

July 18, 2015 • 5:35 am

Good morning! It’s Saturday, and the sun is shining.

Today in 64 AD Rome burned, although Nero did not fiddle during it. In 1925 Hitler published Mein Kampf (did I just Godwin the Hili Dialogue?) , in 1936 the Spanish Civil War began; and in 1969 Ted Kennedy drove off a bridge after a party on Chappaquiddick Island killing his passenger.

Hili is arguing an important point here. She should have been a lawyer.

Hili: Is it dinner time?
A: Not yet.
Hili: So we can have an afternoon snack.

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In Polish:

Hili: Jest już obiad?
Ja: Jeszcze nie.
Hili: To możemy zjeść podwieczorek.

When good squirrels go bad

July 17, 2015 • 3:45 pm

by Grania

Recently we had a story which almost certainly wasn’t about a Sciuridaen nut thief. This time round it appears the feathery-tailed rodent actually is a miscreant. Well, maybe.

The Telegraph reports,

An “aggressive” squirrel has been arrested by German police officers after a woman complained it was stalking her.

Police in North Rhine-Westphalia received the bizarre emergency call on Wednesday from a woman who claimed the rodent was chasing her.

The woman, from Bottrop, tried to give the pursuant rodent the slip but eventually rang the police out of desperation.

It’s being fed honey and will be sent to a rescue shelter, so that is certainly a better fate than hard labor at a penal colony.

 

In Worcestershire in the UK, it’s even worse. The headlines of Entertainment.ie proclaim:

Squirrel breaks into pub, gets drunk and causes hundreds of pounds worth of damage.

When Sam Boulter, the secretary of Honeybourne Railway Club, came in the next morning, he thought that there had been a burglary and was about to call the cops, when he discovered the real culprit.

The floor was covered in broken bottles of beer, and he stated that the place had been “totally ransacked”, but when a squirrel staggered out from behind a box of crisps, he realised who was the guilty party.

I’m beginning to think we need to re-evaluate our trusting relationship with squirrels.

h/t Joyce

Open thread: the demise of religiosity in society

July 17, 2015 • 2:54 pm

By Grania

I apologize for two open threads in two days, Jerry’s back on the road and I had Stuff & Things to do today.

Here’s another question that Jerry posed for us to discuss.

If you could change one thing in your society that would lessen religiosity or cause it to gradually disappear*, what would it be?

Again, this very much depends on the country or state in which you live, given the wide variety of laws and the state of individual liberty there.

Here in Ireland, I think the thing that most needs to be changed to undermine an already rapidly dwindling interest in religion is the separation of Church and State in schools across the country.

Teach don’t Preach, Atheist Ireland’s education advocacy campaign notes:

The vast majority of the primary schools in the Republic of Ireland (approximately 3,300) are church controlled, over 90% by the Catholic church and about 6% by Protestant churches. The Irish State provides for education through the Department of Education and Skills and nearly all schools are publicly funded (teachers salaries, school operating costs, school transport, school repairs and building) but essentially privately controlled. The Irish Catholic Bishops say that “Catholic schools seek to reflect a distinctive vision of life and a corresponding philosophy of education, based on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.”

Essentially, nearly all schools in Ireland are paid for by the State, and yet are freely used by the Catholic Church as its main resource for evangelizing and instructing students in its faith and preparing them for Catholic ritual ceremonies during the school day.

If schools followed a multi-denominational model (at worst) or a secular model (preferably) and kept faith instruction as a voluntary after-hours activity, then I suspect that interest in religion would wane even further.

What would you change in your country?

* You can’t cheat and just ban religion. 😉

Playing your Trump card

July 17, 2015 • 11:28 am

We have two more Trumped cats for your delectation. If you still are planning to send in your Trumped felid, get it in to us soon. When the cats find out what is really going on, there will be retribution.

Ben Goren sends us one of Baihu saying:

Not sure if this counts, but….

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And here’s one from Ann Braden who writes:

Here is Fletcher, “trumped” with locally sourced Alaskan Malamute fur donated by his canine bestie, Finnegan.

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All roads lead to WEIT

July 17, 2015 • 9:30 am

by Grania

It’s time to take a look at some of the weirder searches that brought people to this website. As always, we can expect some of humanity’s baser proclivities to shine. In fact, it seems to have taken a distinctly scatological turn this month.

  • theories that disprove evolution – none, zip, nada. There are hypotheses that could disprove evolution if there was any evidence for them, but so far they have turned up empty.
  • penis – in endless and varied iterations, as always, including jerry seinfeld penis size. That’s rather personal and probably none of your business. Here, go read some science.
  • prager university full of shit – I hope not, sounds like a serious plumbing issue to me.
  • man has sex with parrot – not likely, but you can’t put anything past humans. Poor parrot. Unless you mean parrot has sex with man, which has happened. It was also painful, don’t try this at home kids.
  • screaming tennis players,why do they let maria sharapova scream in her tennis match?  – ah, it was Wimbledon season again, wasn’t it? Yes, they are damned annoying. Just imagine the squawks and grunts and howls to be the result of really bad hemorrhoids and you will find the whole experience a lot more entertaining.
  • is the supernatural scientifically possible? No, because then it would be natural, not supernatural by definition.
  • is she male produce naturally? – I’m not sure exactly what you’re looking for but you might try this link.
  • my boyfriend says he cums in my mouth but i don’t taste or feel anything. is this possible? – Seriously TMI. It’s not impossible but he should probably see a GP about it.

Okay, and now I am going to go and put my brain into bleach for a bit. Never change, humanity.

Readers’ wildlife photos: flies and spiders

July 17, 2015 • 8:08 am

WEIT regular Mark Sturtevant has sent us a veritable seminar on flies and spiders. He writes:

Stilt legged fly (possibly Rainieria antennaepes). I encountered this little character strutting back and forth on some forest leaves, persistently waving its whitened front legs before it. This fly was so intent on its display that it would not be distracted from it, even after I bumped its leaf trying to hunker down on the forest floor to take pictures. It was for this reason that I thought at first that this was a male ‘strutting its stuff’ to entice a female, but I have since learned that it was likely mimicking various species of ichneumon wasps which wave whitened antennae. An example of the kind of model is here: http://bugguide.net/node/view/997201/bgimage

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In point of fact, this fly was a female (I could tell from other pictures), and both males and females spend a lot of time marching around waving their tiny white feet to pretend they are wasps. But sex is never far from the minds of an insect, and this female was possibly also advertising for a conjugal visit from a male. In the animal kingdom it is generally the males that have to dance and carry on for mating because females choose their males and males must vie to be chosen. This makes sense because usually it is the females that bear the higher reproductive costs. But in some animals the costs are more balanced or even reversed. In stilt legged flies both sexes have high reproductive costs, and so here we have a female who might be trying to get the attention of any passing males. This is all explained in the following short video about a tropical species of stilt legged fly, and the readers can sort out from this why mating is costly for males (it is kind of gross). I do recommend that people watch this video. Although it does suffer a bit from video quality, it is exceptionally charming in how it patiently describes the rather unusual (and kind of funny) sex lives of these little insects.

I mentioned in my previous posting that robber flies have a special talent. It is said that the preying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head, but of course that is not true. Other insects can turn their head a little, but I learned this summer that robber flies can turn their heads a lot. These pictures were taken with the wrong kind of lens, but they do show a robber fly (Laphria grossa) looking forward and then up. It also looked several times over its left and right shoulders (!) but I failed to get pictures of that. Robber flies are fearsome predators with excellent vision, and so I think that their ability to swivel their heads around like this makes it even more terrifying to be an insect.

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The tiny basilica spider (Mecynogea lemniscata) is about the size of a fruit fly. It builds a dome web close to the ground, and they are very common around here. The first picture shows a female and slightly smaller male.

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The next pictures show them mating. Male spiders store their sperm in their pedipalps, which are the swollen ‘boxing gloves’ on the head. The two loaded pedipalps are used to separately enseminate the two reproductive openings on the female, located near the base of her abomen. Here you can see the very moment when the male is first inflating the left pedipalp to pump in sperm, and then the right pedipalp is inflated to do the same.

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