I’m still alive

March 30, 2016 • 12:00 pm

I have been out and about with no Internet, and that will continue tomorrow. I’m back in Bhubaneswar for one night before we head out for Crocodile City and Turtle Beach tomorrow, so will quickly post some photos.

At the Temple of the Sun at Konarak, I made friends with a calf; it shows some red dye for Holi (even the animals get colored!). Cows really are sacred here; it’s highly illegal to kill one, although there are exceptions in some states. Almost nobody in the entire country eats beef, though water buffalos don’t count as cows.

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Lunch yesterday started with baked paneer (Indian cheese) with onions, mint, and pepper:

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Main course: Hyderabadi chicken biryani; excellent!

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And raita to accompany the biryani, of course.

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An amorous couple at Konarak, stealing a quiet moment:

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More pictures of noms, people, and temples in the next few days!

Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Easterology

March 30, 2016 • 10:00 am

This strip “plan 2,” is 9 years old but the author informs us it’s been slightly edited. No matter—it’s still timely. And the whole Easter story and the salvific effects of Jesus (aka God) being crucified has never made any sense to me. I suppose that senselessness makes it even more plausible to a Sophisticated Theologian™. After all, “Credo quia absurdum.”

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Open thread: Lahore, Pakistan

March 30, 2016 • 9:00 am

by Grania

There have been two really good articles that I have read since the appalling violence in Pakistan. The first is by Kunwar Khuldune Shahid writing in The Guardian.

It is a very clearly written analysis of the religious and political tensions in Pakistan and why this is happening.

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It has been pointed out by numerous commentators both here and elsewhere that blasphemy laws endanger members of minority religious groups wherever they exist. They are used to intimidate and oppress vulnerable minorities and for that reason alone, blasphemy laws should be consigned to the rubbish bin of history, wherever you find them, and no matter how benign they may appear on the surface.

The second piece you should read is by Maajid Nawaz in The Daily Beast where he examines this attack against the global backdrop of jihadist civil wars.

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On a slightly tangential note, Wahhabism is one of the main exports of Saudi Arabia, long-time ally of many Western nations and recently the darling of the UN and more specifically the UN Human Rights Council. In a deeply troubling move, it appears that Saudi Arabia has managed to convince the UN to remove any overt mention LGBT rights and equality from its Sustainable Development Goals.

Although one is tempted to dismiss the UN as irrelevant, it nevertheless has a certain global influence and cannot be ignored. Any attempt to walk back progress made to equality needs to be highlighted and opposed as vocally as possible.

 

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

March 30, 2016 • 6:00 am

by Grania

Yes, it is Wednesday today – I double-checked!

We still have radio silence from Jerry, which can only mean he is in a Place Of No Internet while he is cavorting at Chilka Lake. He should be back at his hotel later today for a bit of rest and will doubtless check in with us then before setting off again to Bitarkanika.

In Poland today we have a Life Lesson from the Princess. Wise words.

A: What are you watching so carefully?
Hili: I’m analysing the situation.

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In Polish:

Ja: Czemu się tak przyglądasz?
Hili: Analizuję sytuację.

As I said, wise words indeed, and ones possibly heeded (or not) by Ben Innes who managed to pose for a selfie with the Egyptian hijacker whose bomb later turned out to be a fake.

In his own words:

I’m not sure why I did it, I just threw caution to the wind while trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. I figured if his bomb was real I’d nothing to lose anyway, so took a chance to get a closer look at it.

 

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As Zaphod Beeblebrox once said “and you, baby, should be in real life”.

 

Speaking of the ennui of the jaded, our other feline friend has had anough of leisure. I should be so lucky.

Leon: I’m tired of of the holidays!

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Hat-tip: Martin

Tuesday: Hili dialogue

March 29, 2016 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Let’s start out by Godwinning the day. From Wikipedia:

In Germany 1936, Adolf Hitler receives 99% of the votes in a referendum to ratify Germany’s illegal reoccupation of the Rhineland, receiving 44.5 million votes out of 45.5 million registered voters.

This did not end very well for anyone involved.

In Housekeeping this morning, I haven’t heard from Jerry yet so I suspect he is either partied out or without internet. Either way I am sure he will catch up with us as soon as he can.

Checking in with Poland, our four-footed friends are very existentialist this morning.

Hili: Is there another Spring coming up?
Cyrus: No, it’s probably an earthworm.

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In Polish:

Hili: Czy tam jeszcze jedna wiosna wychodzi?
Cyrus: Nie, to chyba dżdżownica.

Leon on the other hand is eschewing Epicureanism in as much as anyone can claim that eating plain salmon is a sign of Stoicism and a modest diet.

Leon: I told you that I want salmon without horseradish.

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[Edit- Yes, it is in fact Tuesday. Oy vey.]

Make it better

March 28, 2016 • 2:25 pm

by Grania

A number of people over the years have pointed out that almost anyone can improve upon the Ten Commandments with minimal effort; the original set of ten (or ten-ish) moral laws by which humans were purportedly to live their lives.

What appears in Exodus is so old that its ethics are more concerned with livestock, possessions and outward symbols of worshipping the right god. It’s not particularly concerned with the well-being of children say, or women or pretty much anyone who wasn’t an adult male Jew camping at the bottom of Mount Sinai.

Hitchens wrote a few of his own, I like the one about cell phones.

Harris also points out the lack of spiritual and ethical intelligence.

Here’s another attempt.

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The point is that through no effort of our own and no failing of theirs, we live in a century where we are moral giants compared to our ancestors. We benefit from their failings and their flaws as much as from what wisdom they collated; and now we can do better without even thinking too hard about it.

Hat-tip: Steve

Bhubaneswar

March 28, 2016 • 11:00 am

I am in Bhubaneswar on the east coast of India, having been installed in a very fancy five-star hotel (the Trident), spent the morning talking to the group of young and energetic researchers at the Institute of Life Sciences, and consumed a fine South Indian meal. A few photos. First, the view from my hotel window. This is the fanciest place I’ve stayed in any country with the possible exception of the Lake Palace Hotel in Udaipur, India, which I splurged on for a night when I was a penurious backpacker (it’s been voted the most romantic hotel in the world).

Here’s the view from my window at the Trident:

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The pool, which I’d love to use (it’s over 40°C), but have no time:

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Lunch at the Super Snax at the Mayfair Hotel, a highly rated South Indian restaurant. I had the special uttapam, with two chutneys and sambar:

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And for dessert, kulfi, often called “Indian ice cream.” But that does a disservice to kulfi, which is to Western ice cream what a a Bengal tiger is to a chihuahua. Kulfi is granular, made with saffron, cardamon, pistachios, and rosewater, and combines all the flavors and spices of India into a single stick of frozen splendor:

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After lunch, we watched a herd of buffalo ambling by on the street outside. It’s illegal to kill cows in India, but buffalo are fair game and, like cows, wander freely. They all have owners, and I haven’t yet figured out how they find their way home.
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And, I’m told, this is my schedule until I leave:

My colleagues have planned to take you to Konark Sun temple (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konark_Sun_Temple) post lunch on 29th with a stay at a beach resort in Puri for a night. On 30th you will drive down to Chilka Lake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilika_Lake) from Puri for watching Siberian migratory birds (most would have migrated in early March but there would still be many!) and to spend some time at Wetland Research Laboratory at Chilka. You will get back to Trident for stay on 30th night. On 31st morning they will take you to Bitarkanika (a large mangove area, about 4 hrs drive from here – natural habitat of crocodiles: you will have problems counting them while moving in the boat!) and then stay in a guest house being arranged by government forest officials – there is no other place to stay! They will possibly take you on 1st April morning to Gahirmatha beach where Olive Ridley Tortoises come in hoards once a year for egg laying and hatching has just started in recent days (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gahirmatha_Beach).

I looked up Bitarkanika on Wikipedia and found this:

It is a very good place to sight the giant Salt Water Crocodile, some growing to 23 feet in length, along with other reptiles like the Water Monitor Lizard and the King Cobra. Spotted deers and Wild Boars are abundant in the park and can be spotted at all the major locations. Eight varieties of Kingfishers are found here and can be spotted along the many creeks and riverines within the park.

Now that’s  hospitality. My gratitude to Dr. Balachandran Ravindran and his colleagues for their hospitality and for giving me these opportunities.