It’s been a while since posted the crazy, nasty, and off-the-wall comments that people have tried to make on this site. That’s not because there haven’t been any, for with the increased readership the benighted come over more often than before. It’s just that I’ve had other priorities. But now, with a short break, let me present some of the comments that didn’t quite make prime time on the site.
On religion:
Reader Isaac comments on “‘What have you done lately?’: Dawkins talks to God.“:
God exist weather you want him to or not and Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we could be forgiven.
Weather?
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Reader Sha comments on “Afghan woman beaten to death for burning the Qur’an didn’t even do it.”
“No, we should descrate the book by all means: to show that it’s just a book, to show that its words are hateful and inspire others to hatred, and to show that burning a book is an incredibly trivial “offense” compared to killing someone for supposedly doing the same thing.”
If you have read the Quran, it’s not filled with hatred at all. If you haven’t read it, please don’t comment on it in such a harsh way.
I am SICK with everything that’s happening, and I’m ashamed to call those people a part of the same religion as me. But trust me, the life I lead based on my religion is so different than theirs.
Good for you, Sha. But I have read the Qur’an, and it’s certainly filled with hatred. Could you be reading a different Qur’an?
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Reader “Francis assnte” commented on my post about the charlatan, money-extorting preacher Creflo Dollar, “Minister Creflo Dollar asked parishioners to buy him a $65 million dollar jet for Jesus“:
The man is not a notorious. He’s indeed a man of God. There’s nothing wrong with him asking for help to buy a new jet. His plane is old & almost killed him & his family on 2 occasions. Stop tarnishing his image. Do you want him & family dead in a plane crash?
No, I just want him to fly coach, like Jesus would.
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Here’s a tired old canard. Reader “Anonymous” comments on “Russell Brand vs. Stephen Fry on the existence of God“:
I believe it’s truly sad that atheism is being confused with science and education. It takes just as much faith to be atheist than it does to be a theist. Scientific evidence has disproved certain religious dogmas sure, but just because some people who believe in 7 day creation also believe in God does not make the belief of God illogical.
Yes, it takes as much “faith” to be an atheist as it does to deny that Santa Claus is real.
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Reader “sjsnr” provides a classic example of begging the question (and remember, that means assuming what you want to prove. His/her post on “A writer for CNN debates whether Judas is in hell“, which is missing a semicolon in the final sentence:
Nobody knows if any person that has passed out of this life is saved but our Father in heaven.
There are more useful things to spend your time on than conjecture go out and spread the word about salvation.
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On evolution:
Reader Jon attempted to post on “The first U.S. penny touts science, not God“:
Does science have proof of creation? Not just a theory…proof? Evolutionists seem to have an irrational fear and hatred of God. Why is that? Why are you so afraid of us simple-minded deists and religious folk?
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Reader Mike tries to debunk evolution in my post “Flood geology“:
Why Evolution is not true – True, there are some people who don’t believe in God. But to me the problems of unbelief in God are greater than the problems of belief. To believe that unaided dead matter produced life, that living matter produced mind, that mind produced conscience, and that the chaos of chance produced the cosmos of order as we see it in nature, seems to call not for faith but for credulity. The president of the New York Scientific Society once gave ten reasons why he believed there was a God. The first was this: Take ten identical coins and mark them one to ten. Place them in your pocket. Now take one out. There is one chance in ten that you will get number one. Now replace it, and the chances that number two will follow number one are not one in ten, but one in one hundred. With each new coin taken out, the risk will be multiplied by ten, so that the chance of all ten following in sequence is one chance in 10,000,000,000 (ten billion). It seemed so unbelievable to me that I immediately took a pencil and paper and very quickly discovered he was right. Try it yourself. That is why George Gallup, the American statistician, says: “I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone – the chance that all the functions of the individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity.”- Robert Laidlaw
Umm. . . Mike, you don’t really understand how natural selection constructs adaptations.
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Reader Tom Harvey proves that evolution is a lie in his comment on “Adam Gopnik: Why we should quiz politicians about their views of evolution“:
Clearly no science here. Check the laws of science which Darwinian evolution must break if it is in truth “a fact”. The science will show that it is not ” a fact” but a fairy tale. Only the facts, please.
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The most odious class—those who tell me what to write about:
Reader Mike Scott on a Hili Dialogue:
I’m getting fed up with your cat !
Dear Mike Scott, What on earth makes you think I’d care how you feel about cats? There are plenty of non-catty websites around, and I implore you to visit those rather than mine.
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Reader Andrew defends the TSA when commenting on my post, “TSA Blues.” I would have posted this had he left out the last sentence:
Sir, I read your book and it was great but would you rather fly without security at all. You could always just fly f’ it airlines. In other words if the person checking you just let you go and didn’t check you he’d have to do the same for everyone. When it comes to flying security in particular everyone is equal. Security can’t play favorites. It’d be great but unfortunately he was just doing his job. Yeah there’s some goofballs that work anywhere but it’s not fair to stereotype. The machine alarmed on you he just checked you. I’m sure he used the back of his hand if he did have to pat you down. Violated is a bit extreme to describe the process. Stick to topics of evolution please and I’ll remain a fan.
By the way, Andrew, he did NOT use the back of his hand.
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Reader Nick has some scorching remarks on my post, “A hilarious mimetic parrot (and lagniappe)“:
You wrote a blog post (yes, this is a blog despite how often you insist it isn’t) about how much you hate it when younger people use amazing (or awesome, I can’t remember) as a means for hyperbole. Yet here you are, using “hilarious” to describe something that isn’t funny. Seriously, just stick to the science writing. I don’t know how many more years you have to post inane bullshit to realize it’s inane bullshit. We live in an age of information overload, I didn’t come to a website run by an evolutionary biologist to read about stuff that could be found on a default sub of Reddit during the mid 2000’s. We already have plenty of blogs run by misguided children for that kind of stuff.
Fair enough, Nick. So go read those other “blogs”, not this website. I swear, the veil of pseudonymity turns some people into complete jerks. Besides, I find it amazing that a bird has the cognitive and vocal abilities to mimic a human’s telephone conversation. If you don’t find that fascinating, you’ve lost your sense of wonder.