Where to eat in Chicago

December 5, 2017 • 11:30 am

I’ve been in Chicago since December, 1986, and know the smaller, cheaper, and ethnic restaurants pretty well, though I’ve gone to some of the really fancy ones, too (Alinea, one of those molecular gastronomy joints, remains a goal, as well as the cheaper Bavette’s Bar and Boeuf, which I haven’t visited because you must reserve a long time in advance). But of an evening I prefer a homier joint—one where you don’t have to get dressed up beyond putting on a decent shirt.  And these places I know.

If you’re coming to Chicago, be aware that it’s one of the best eating towns in America: in fact, in terms of quality of the average meal in a random restaurant, as well as the average frequency of great restaurants among all restaurants, I’d consider it second only to New Orleans. We have local specialities (steak, hot dogs, deep-dish and stuffed pizza, Italian beef, rib tips, and so on), but we’re big enough to encompass a diversity of ethnic cuisines as well. Of all the places in America to get Indian food, you can’t beat Chicago, which has a huge Indian community around Devon Avenue to the north. We have great Polish restaurants, great Mexican restaurants, great Chinese restaurants (though not as many as I’d like)—in fact, save Burmese and Malaysian food, there’s nary a cuisine you can’t find here. And of course we have our share of good bistros as well.

One of the delightful things about eating in Chicago is that many restaurants have a BYOB policy, whereby you can bring your own wine. Sometimes there’s a “corkage fee” for opening the bottle and providing proper glasses, but I’ve never found it to be more than $15 per bottle—still much cheaper than buying wine in a restaurant, which routinely triples the retail price (meaning a sixfold increase over wholesale). Some, like Maude’s Liquor Bar (one of my favorites; try the cassoulet), have a “corkage fee” that involves pouring 3 or so ounces of wine from the bottle you bring, and allowing you to send the sample over to anybody you pick in the restaurant. I always enjoy seeing the surprise on someone’s face when they get a free glass.

At any rate, if you’re coming here, you’ll want to make food one of your priority items.  There are two sites which I’ve found comprehensive and reliable:

The “Great Neighborhood Restaurants” section of the LTH Forum. “LTH” stands for “Little Three Happiness”, a decent but not outstanding Chinese restaurant that has become the title of a great forum for Chicago eaters and foodies. Every year they compile a list of superb local restaurants, usually ethnic and inexpensive ones, but ones of high quality. And every year the Forum reassesses its list, adding new finds and dropping places that have gone downhill. The first link will take you to eaters’ paradise, and also has a map (click the “GNR” box) so you can find out what’s close. Restaurants are also sorted alphabetically or, more usefully, by cuisine. I’ve been to many of their selections and am rarely disappointed.

An Eater’s Guide to Chicago is compiled by the Eater website, and lists favorite places by food type and by neighborhood. It also has a useful glossary of local food terms (e.g., “giardiniera”), and tells you where you should reserve well in advance.

If you plan a trip here, peruse these sites before you come. You’ll be in one of America’s great food towns don’t want to waste your field work looking randomly for someplace to eat.

Finally, don’t miss the rib tips!

Activists demand Met remove painting of girl “in suggestive pose”, museum refuses

December 5, 2017 • 9:00 am

Here’s a painting on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City: “Thérèse Dreaming” (1938) by the Polish-French artist Balthasar Klossowski de Rola, also known as “Balthus.” It shows a young girl in reverie (and there’s a cat). In today’s climate, though, the fact that her legs are splayed and her underwear is showing was sufficient to trigger the Pecksniffs. It was worsened by the fact that Balthus frequently produced art like this; as Wikipedia notes, “He is known for his erotically-charged images of pubescent girls, but also for the refined, dreamlike quality of his imagery.”

According to yesterday’s New York Times, Mia Merrill, a New York woman, has called for the removal of the painting, and created a petition to that end that has gathered over 8,000 signatures. Here’s her announcement:

The petition is here, and includes these words (Merrill’s emphasis):

When I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art this past weekend, I was shocked to see a painting that depicts a young girl in a sexually suggestive pose. Balthus’ painting, Thérèse Dreaming, is an evocative portrait of a prepubescent girl relaxing on a chair with her legs up and underwear exposed.

It is disturbing that the Met would proudly display such an image. They are a renowned institution and one of the largest, most respected art museums in the United States. The artist of this painting, Balthus, had a noted infatuation with pubescent girls, and it can be strongly argued that this painting romanticizes the sexualization of a child.

In 2013, the Met hosted the exhibit “Balthus: Cats and Girls—Paintings and Provocations,” which included more of Balthus’ overtly pedophilic work. As the Guardian wrote: “The Met, not imprudently, has put a plaque at the start of the show that reads: “Some of the paintings in this exhibition may be disturbing to some visitors.” If The Met had the wherewithal to reference the disturbing nature of Balthus for this exhibit, they understand the implications of displaying his art as a part of their permanent collection.

Given the current climate around sexual assault and allegations that become more public each day, in showcasing this work for the masses without providing any type of clarification, The Met is, perhaps unintentionally, supporting voyeurism and the objectification of children.

I am not asking for this painting to be censored, destroyed or never seen again. I am asking The Met to seriously consider the implications of hanging particular pieces of art on their walls, and to be more conscientious in how they contextualize those pieces to the masses. This can be accomplished by either removing the piece from that particular gallery, or providing more context in the painting’s description. For example, a line as brief as, “some viewers find this piece offensive or disturbing, given Balthus’ artistic infatuation with young girls.”‘

In an interview with the Times, she insisted again that she was not asking for censorship, even though her petition offered removal of the painting as an alternative:

Ms. Merrill also insisted she was not trying to encourage censorship. “But the blatant objectification and sexualization of a child is where I draw the line,” Ms. Merrill said by phone on Friday.

 But of course she’s encouraging censorship: removal of paintings that she sees as objectifying and sexualizing children. (She is advocating removal: look at the title of her petition.) In other words, she sees this painting as child pornography, presumably encouraging child sexual abuse.  Fortunately, the Met refused to cave; the Museum’s chief communications officer, Ken Weine, said this:

“Moments such as this provide an opportunity for conversation, and visual art is one of the most significant means we have for reflecting on both the past and the present and encouraging the continuing evolution of existing culture through informed discussion and respect for creative expression.”

Good for them; would that every Museum would respond this way!

Now I can barely see the usefulness of having a sign like the one the petition mentions for a collection or exhibit of such paintings, but how do you do that for a single painting? Answer: you don’t. The image may be sexualized, but it’s not child porn, and were we to ban it, we’d have to ban Lolita by Nabokov, or at least put a big trigger warning on the cover. We’d have to ban all paintings of Leda and the Swan, which depict the rape of Leda by Zeus in cygnid form; here’s one after Michelangelo:

(from Wikipedia): Leda and the Swan, a 16th-century copy after a lost painting by Michelangelo (National Gallery, London)

Leda and the Swan paintings could encourage not only child abuse but bestiality. And of course there are numerous paintings of rape in the canon, including many versions of the mythological Roman story of the Rape of the Sabine Women. (Here “rape” in Latin was “raptio,” which could be translated as “abduction”, but the paintings are salacious and there’s no doubt about what was going to happen to the abducted women.) Here’s a version by Rubens:

I’m not quite sure why people aren’t up in arms about paintings like that.

Virginia photographer Sally Mann, who has exhibited and published pictures of her nude children, has been subject to similar opprobrium, including threats of arrest. She takes revealing pictures of herself and her family, as well as beautiful pictures of her environment (see here for a sample).  She’s one of my favorite modern photographers. The photographs are taken and shown with the children’s consent, though one could argue whether a very young child’s consent is meaningful. I’ve never found them sexual at all, though I suppose pedophiles could. But the question to ask is whether Mann, or Balthus, has caused a net harm to society (including the children) by publishing nudes of children. They’re not fueling an industry that runs on sexual exploitation of children, as does true child porn, and their images are lovely. Do they cause a net harm or net benefit to society? I argue the latter; see Mann’s photographs for examples.

If Mann or Balthus creates art by reproducing or painting child nudes, and that’s wrong, then it’s also wrong to let anybody read Lolita—or at least to read it without a preliminary trigger warning. It’s also wrong to show pictures of women being abducted or sexually abused by birds.

As the Left grows more authoritarian, society grows more puritanical. I’m willing to bet, without knowing, that Mia Merrill considers herself a progressive.

Readers’ wildlife photos

December 5, 2017 • 7:45 am

It’s been a while since we had an All Stephen Barnard Post, but I’ve accumulated enough photos to put one together (don’t forget to send me yours!).  Stephen’s notes are indented:

This was sent to me after I admired the photo of Deets the D*g on Facebook:

You liked this on FB so I’m sending it, and a couple of others (Trumpeter Swans [Cygnus buccinator] and a Red-tailed Hawk [Buteo jamaicensis]).

First, Deets:

These photos were taken through a spotting scope at full magnification in poor light, so they aren’t quality photos but they show some interesting behavior.

A cow moose (Alces alces) with two calves was crossing a field at a good pace to get to the cover of the ponds. One of the calves has tiny spike antlers. They were followed by two mature bulls, probably intent on hanky panky. The bulls will drive off the calves and likely fight for mating privileges.

As a lagniappe, here’s a Northern Harrier (Circus cyaneus) that sensed prey (probably a meadow vole) by sound and is banking for the kill.

Some moose visitors. These are twins that I often see. They browse the willows across the creek this time of year, cropping the buds off at precisely moose-reaching level. This is an example of ungulates affecting a riparian zone. Without the moose (and to a lesser extent the mule deer) browsing, the willows would, I believe, expand their range.

Hitch and Deets are always amused by big game visits.

As a lagniappe, a sunrise with the peak called Queen’s Crown in the far distance.

And the bald eagles are back! I’m told that nest-building will probably commence in January. This pair has fledged many chicks over the years.

Desi (left) and Lucy (right) are still hanging in there (Haliaeetus leucocephalus). They have to build a new nest, as their last year’s nest blew down (but the three fledglings made it).

A juvenile Red-winged Blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus) flying with the big boys.

Tuesday: Hili dialogue

December 5, 2017 • 6:30 am

It’s Tuesday, December 5, 2017, and I can break my fast of yesterday. I think there are a few brownies left over, which will go perfectly with a glass of cold milk. Then coffee. It’s National Comfort Food Day; mine is a concoction my mom made called “hamburger stew”, which was basically soupy hamburger in catsup sauce (with some other stuff), with lumps of boiled potato. The recipe has been lost since my mom died, and I haven’t had it since then.

It has become winter: it was 60°F (16 °C) yesterday in Chicago and right now it’s 35°F (2°C) with strong winds that did some damage here last night.  I’m leaving for India just in time, but it will still be cold when I return.  As I’m preparing to leave, posting will be light for a while, tapering to very, very light after December 15.

Stephen Barnard’s feral tabby has been trapped without too much fracas except for meowing (see yesterday’s post on National Kitten Day). It goes to the vet in a few hours. Stay tuned.

It’s another slow news day in history. On December 5, 1492, Christopher Columbus became the first European to visit Hispaniola (now Haiti and the Dominican Republic); it was the closest he got to “America,” usually construed as “what is now the U.S.”  On this day in 1932, Albert Einstein was granted his visa to America, and in March, 1933, aware of what the Nazis were doing, he went to the German consulate in Belgium and surrendered his German passport, renouncing citizenship. He moved to the U.S. permanently in October of that year.  On this day in 1952, the Great Smog descended on London: a combination of fog and serious air pollution. It lasted four days, but killed 12,000 people (and injured 100,000) over the next months. This led to the passage of the Clean Air Act in 1956, and I had no idea this disaster happened. Are any readers old enough to remember this?

Here’s one glimpse of the Great Smog. More pictures and story here.

Finally, on December 5, 1964, Lloyd J. Old uncovered a linkage between the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) and mouse leukemia—first suggesting the importance of the MHC in the immune response.

Notables born on December 5 include Martin Van Buren (1782). Christina Rossetti (1830), George Armstrong Custer (1839), Arnold Sommerfeld (1868), Walt Disney and Werner Heisenberg (both 1901), Strom Thurmond (1902), Sonny Boy Williamson II (1912), Joan Didion (1934, still with us), and Calvin Trillin (1935, likewise). Those whose metabolism stopped on this day include Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1791), Alexandre Dumas (1870, Père), Claude Monet (1926), Dave Brubeck (2012) and Nelson Mandela (2013).

Here’s a swell Monet tee shirt:

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili’s dialogue is enigmatic. So, as usual, I inquired of Malgorzata (Andrzej writes the dialogues):

It’s a very difficult question. Andrzej (mischievous as he is) suggested that I write the answer: “Wait and see”. Well, it’s just the continuation of the dialogue. So I will try to find something else:
When the answer is not known people often say: “It remains to be seen” (this is a saying in Polish as well). Hili, who likes to show how clever she is, repeats this saying without any context. Cyrus, who is a very down to earth creature, wants to know what exactly is it he is suppose to see in the future. Because Hili has no idea, she takes the literal meaning of the saying and says to Cyrus that he’ll just have to wait for it.
Oooookay. . . .
Hili: It remains to be seen.
Cyrus: What remains to be seen?
Hili: We will see.
In Polish:
Hili: Czas pokaże.
Cyrus: Co czas pokaże?
Hili: Zobaczymy.

And some tweets found by Matthew Cobb:

A highlight: echidna hatching!

And a lovely cat painting found by Grania:

Women in tech harass and defame a woman in tech; reason: wrong politics

December 4, 2017 • 2:15 pm

I’ve heard from some women in science that their toughest opposition, sometimes verging on harassment, comes from other women in science. I wouldn’t know, as I don’t have that lived experience. But here’s a related story, on Medium, from Marlene Jaeckel, and certainly has a provocative title (click on screenshot to read):

You can read it yourself; it is a distressing tale.

Jaeckel starts off with her bona fides:

I am a senior software engineer and the co-founder of Polyglot Programming, an Atlanta-based software engineering consultancy. For years, my business partner and I have been active in the technology industry, both in our local community and beyond. We’ve organized meetups and conferences, volunteered our time to mentor developers, including children, women, and people from underrepresented minority groups, and we’ve sponsored other groups that do the same.

Her problem with other women-in-tech groups, she says, stems from the fact that she’s politically conservative, that she once refused to teach a woman-only computer classes, and that she defended James Damore, the Google engineer who was fired for suggesting that underrepresentation of women in computer firms might partly reflect differential interests rather than 100% sexism. But Jaeckel also has a long history, it seems, of fostering women in computer science, teaching and mentoring women, and so on.

That didn’t count when weighed against her ideological impurities. By her account, women and some men shut her out of one event and group after another, including those sponsored by Google (e.g., the Google Developer Group and Google Women Techmakers)—and for no discernible reason other than her politics and defense of Damore were unpalatable. She got a lawyer, sent a “cease and desist” letter to the people who, she said, “deplatformed” and defamed her: Women Who Code, Alicia Carr, Maggie Kane, and Google. No response.

So now she’s suing them for defamation, and if she’s right, she has suffered career and financial damages. As Jaeckel reports:

I want Alicia, Maggie, Women Who Code, and Google Women Techmakers to know that it’s okay to respectfully disagree with others. It’s also perfectly okay for privately-held groups to remove certain members from their organizations. It is, however, not okay to spread defamatory and malicious lies about people, and it’s never okay to falsely accuse someone of committing a crime. In short, I want the truth revealed, because, in the words of Abraham Lincoln, “truth is generally the best vindication of slander.”

When rational and mature people feel upset about something, they often get angry, but only toxic and vindictive people use lies, false accusations, and exaggerations to destroy someone else’s credibility. From their actions, it’s clear that Alicia, Maggie, Women Who Code, and Google don’t believe that people should have the right to freely express ideological dissent, and therefore they set out to punish me for my views, without regard for my rights or for consequences. To them, I was guilty of a terrible moral offense, so they wanted everyone else to be “careful” of me and stand up against my “harmful” thoughts.

It’s a shame that Women Who Code and Google Women Techmakers put on such a good face by feigning kindness and respect for all women in tech. They’ve carefully crafted a wholesome image of being welcoming to all women and supportive of the needs of anyone in the tech industry who identifies as female.

Unfortunately, this is not true. To me, it seems obvious that Women Who Code and Google Women Techmakers don’t really care about all women and, frankly, they don’t seem to care that much about tech either. Instead, they focus on divisive identity politics, and they expect their members to remain submissive inside the echo chamber if they wish to be accepted.

. . . What they did was abusive, unreasonable, and unacceptable, and it’s time to hold them accountable for their actions.

They say there are two sides to every story, but that’s not always true. The truth will come out if there is either a settlement or a court verdict, and if it’s as Jaeckel describes, it’s not pretty. It’s certainly not beyond belief that this could have happened; after all, feminists barred Jewish women from Chicago’s Dyke Parade, and Western women regularly ignore the horrible oppression many women endure in Muslim countries. Stay tuned.

h/t: Grania

It’s National Kitten Day!

December 4, 2017 • 1:30 pm

How could I have missed this? Reader Amy informed me that it was National Kitten Day, and although the evidence supporting this is thin (see here), I’ll go with it. Here’s a celebratory video:

And just to remind you that kittens grow up into lovely cats, here’s a picture I got today from reader Ken in Oklahoma. His notes:

I thought you might get a chuckle out of this photo of my grand-kitten Sterling relaxing in his favorite spot, the bathroom sink. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anyone more comfortable than this little moggie.

Out in Idaho, a feral tomcat has taken up residence in Stephen Barnard’s garage, efficiently ridding it of mice. The kindly Barnard has provided it with food and a heat source, and tomorrow he’s taking it to the vet for neutering and a checkup. So far the cat has eluded capture or even photography, but Stephen has a Hav-A-Hart trap baited with food and today managed to take a photo, saying (and gently mocking my determinism):

Finally got one [a photo] at long distance.The big bang has determined that it has a vet appointment tomorrow morning.

He then added this:

I’ll set the trap tonight and check it four hours later. The trap may or may not trigger, depending sensitively on the precise state of particles within four light hours of my garage (including the cat’s brain). The  cat will exist in a superposition of trapped and not trapped until I open the garage door and turn on the light.

 

“Purpose and Desire”: a misguided biology book that got a starred review on Kirkus

December 4, 2017 • 11:45 am

On November 7,  I called attention to a new book by biology professor J. Scott Turner, “Purpose and Desire: What Makes Something ‘Alive’ and Why Modern Darwinism Has Failed to Explain It,” and how the book got a starred Kirkus review despite its avowed intent to put teleology (goal-directed evolution) back into biology.  Turner works at the State University of New York’s College of Environmental Science and Forestry in Syracuse, New York, so he’s got biology cred. But he also admits he’s a Christian, the book’s production was funded by the Templeton Foundation, the book defends intelligent design pretty strongly at the end, and Purpose and Desire was endorsed on the Amazon page by Discovery Institute IDers Douglas Axe and Stephen Meyer.

I questioned the book’s credibility based on these summaries and a bit of other stuff I read, but since Turner beefed about my criticisms, saying I hadn’t read the whole book, and because Kirkus gave it a star, I broke down and read, at great expense to my digestion, the whole damn thing, and finished it last night.

I stand by what I said then: this is a wonky, mushbrained attempt to put the notion of an external “purpose” back into evolution, and I suspect that that purpose comes from religion. Turner’s endorsement by luminaries (rather, “darkinaries”) from the Discovery Institute, its touting by the Discovery Institute as “a riveting instance of intellectual and scientific rediscovery,” its funding by Templeton, and Turner’s avowal of Christianity, makes me think that there’s an agenda behind the arguments. But never mind that, the arguments can be refuted on their own, and I’ll take up just a few of them here.  Also, Kirkus SUCKS, because they couldn’t even get a decent biologist to write the summary. It got a STAR! What a world!

Now Turner is canny: he won’t admit that God is the motive force that imparts a purpose to the organism’s evolution; rather, he says it’s “homeostasis”, which basically comes down to his claim that an organism’s evolution, and that includes microbes and plants, is directed by its striving. Birds, for instance, evolved wings and feathers not because natural selection favored those features, but because protobirds wanted to fly.  Turner defends this viewpoint by citing homeostasis, which is a well-accepted biological concept that organisms have systems to keep their bodies and surroundings constant. They regulate their temperature by behavior or metabolism, they tend to hew to particular environments, mechanisms exist to keep blood pH constant, and so on.

But that kind of homeostasis can be easily understood as a product of natural selection, not as some instantiation of a numinous “striving”. In fact, we can artificially select for organisms to increase or decrease the amount of constancy in various traits, showing that there is selectable genetic variation for homeostasis. There’s no need to evoke some “will” of the organism to explain how it evolves. “Homeostasis” is, I suspect, Turner’s code word for “God.”

A huge section of Turner’s book is devoted to the history of ideas that evolution involved striving, will, and teleology, but it fails to convince anyone but the already-convinced of Turner’s notion that Darwinism is not only flawed, but completely outmoded. Although he mentions the theory of evolution lots of times, what’s missing is any recognition that it was a genuine intellectual advance. Rather, he finds it full of holes, many of them being our current failure to understand how life originated (true, but that doesn’t mean we default to teleology), the fact that neo-Darwinism is based almost entirely on mathematical models rather than data (he’s dead wrong here), the fact that evolutionists are simply close-minded and won’t even consider teleology (not true; if there were evidence for it, the finder would become famous), and so on. These are simply gussied-up creationist arguments, worded so as to avoid sounding creationist. No wonder Templeton gave the guy dosh!

Now you might be asking yourself, “How can a plant or a bacterium have any striving since they’re not conscious?” Turner gets around that with a word salad like this (p. 221):

“The extended organism, defined as it is as a focus of homeostasis, is actually a cognitive organism, cognitive in the same sense that the coalition of sulfur-breathing bacteria and spirochetes from the previous chapter constituted a cognitive entity. Homeostasis involves coupling information about the state of the environment on one side of an adaptive boundary to the matter and energy flows across the adaptive boundary. Now the notion of what individuality is becomes clearer: the individual is a cognitive being that has a sense of itself as something distinct from the environment.”

Well, you can define “cognition” that way, just as I can define my aunt to be my uncle, but it doesn’t add any teleology, self-awareness or striving to evolution.

In fact, from the outset Turner seemingly doesn’t understand evolution by natural selection, and uses the argument below to say that whole idea is simply a tautology (that’s another creationist tactic). From page 8:

“In reality, our conception of adaptation rests on a very shaky foundation.  To illustrate, consider how a recent (and admirable) textbook of evolution put it: ‘Adaptations are the product of natural selection, while adaptation is the response to natural selection.’ This demonstrates, in one short and elegantly crafted sentence, The Problem: our current conception of this core evolutionary idea is essentially meaningless. What is adaptation? The product of natural selection! What is natural selection? The outcome of adaptation!

This type of reasoning is formally known as a tautology. . .”

Turner makes this argument over and over again, but it’s flat wrong. This is an updated version of the creationist argument that evolution is tautology because it posits “survival of the fittest,” but then judges the fittest to be those who survive. And that truly is a tautology, but that’s not how evolutionists ply their trade. Our working theory is that adaptations evolve because their constituent genes improve survival and reproduction. And that idea is not tautological, but can be tested.

If we think, for example, that mimicry evolved because mimetic individuals avoid detection by a predator, or warning coloration evolved because it scares off predators, we can (and have) tested these ideas. If evolution were simply a tautology in the way Turner posits, there wouldn’t be experimental evolutionary biology. Think, for instance, of how recent experimental work militated against the hypothesis that zebras evolved stripes because it helps camouflage them or confuse predators, and in favor of the view that stripes deter biting flies. That’s how one scenario was refuted and the other supported. You couldn’t do that if adaptation were simply a tautology.

Further, there is a nonadaptationist theory of evolution: the neutral theory. This theory is testable, has been confirmed for some bits of DNA, and posits that those bits evolve nonadaptively, by random genetic drift. That predicts that nonfunctional genes (pseudogenes) would evolve rapidly, with changes in the once-coding sections, and that’s been confirmed. The fact that Turner flaunts the “tautology” argument over and over again mystifies me. It’s not any kind of flaw in modern evolutionary theory, but he acts as if it is.

I won’t go on; the book is full of mistakes and misunderstandings of modern evolutionary biology (he says, for example, that “the gene is an agent of stasis, not of change, and this means the gene cannot be an agent of Darwinian evolution”, which is arrant nonsense). I’ll just give you his version of how flight evolved in birds. First Turner points out problems with existing scenarios for flight (I think these problems are grossly exaggerated for scenarios like “top down” flight in which feathers originally evolved for thermoregulation and then were coopted for gliding), and then offers his own “solution” on pp. 288-289, which pains me to type out. The emphasis is mine:

“And so we are left again tied in knots, necessitated by the need of modern evolutionism to exclude the one thing that could cut through it all: the ‘cauliflower’ type of agency—that form of agency driven by intentionality, striving, purpose, and desire. Could it be that birds fly, not because they were beneficiaries of lucky exaptations that enabled them to fly, but rather because, in a deep sense, the ancestors of birds wanted to fly? They wanted to glide from tree to tree, or chase after a tasty lunch, or launch themselves up trees to avoid being lunch themselves. And those wants have dragged the genes into the future in their tumultuous intentional wake. And this makes evolution at root a phenomenon of cognition, of intentionality, of purpose, of desire—of homeostasis.”

Yes, and bacteria evolved resistance to antibiotics because they wanted, in a “deep sense”, not to be killed by drugs. Gag me with a spoon.

I’m sorry, but Turner has written a dreadful book, and Kirkus misjudged its quality entirely. He will defend it, of course, by criticizing this review on his website, but he’ll only meet with the ultimate signs of failure: his book has (and will be) accepted by creationists and ID advocates, while being roundly rejected by evolutionists. Of course, we’ll do that, he’ll say, because we’re sworn to dismiss any evidence of teleology. And so Turner will age, raging against the dying of his thesis without admitting—or even perhaps recognizing—that his book is simply deeply and cleverly disguised creationism. It’s a sophisticated exercise in wish thinking and confirmation bias.

Is it a surprise that this book was published by HarperOne, the religion and “spirituality” arm of Harper Collins publishing?