Roger Ebert: New Agers and creationists should not be President

December 19, 2009 • 2:17 pm

God bless Roger Ebert (that’s a metaphor), one of Chicago’s greatest assets.  And although he can no longer speak, his voice is getting ever louder on his website.  In his December 2 entry he takes on the supernaturalists:

If you were attending a dinner party of community leaders in Dallas, Atlanta, Omaha or Colorado Springs and the conversation turned to religion, a chill might fall on the room if you confessed yourself an atheist. Yet at a dinner party of the nicest and brightest in New York, Chicago, San Francisco and (especially) Los Angeles, if the hostess began to confide about past lives, her Sign and yours, and her healing crystals, it might not go over so well if you confessed you thought she was full of it. . .

I adamantly support the right of any candidate to profess any faith, or none. And in the separate case of their New Age or Creationism beliefs, I emphasize my words “should not” rather than “can not” be President. If a candidate professes the story of Creation as an ancient legend or symbol, as so many do of Adam and Eve, that is quite understandable and has long precedent.

It is in the specific cases of those with literal belief in the scientific truth and application of such beliefs that I raise a red flag. We live in the harrowing early years of a century when the nation must compete in a new way, and this battle will be fought on the grounds of science defined by the traditional Scientific Method. We can have no patience with a chief executive who professes the value of ancient superstitions in the forming of policy.

My only purpose today is to state early and often that if a Presidential candidate believes early humans used saddles to ride on the backs of dinosaurs, as they are depicted at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, that candidate should not be elected President.

h/t: RichardDawkins.net

Evolution Rap

December 19, 2009 • 1:34 pm

Today’s turning out to be Video Saturday.

Most academic rap videos are pretty geeky and dire, but this one is really good: “3.5 ’til infinity”, by Bill Durham and his Galápagos gangstas.


Think about it. If there were hella elephants

Growing exponentially with none remaining celibate,

We’d all be swimming in elephantal juices;

So who decides who survives and reproduces? . . .

Speciation’s got me feeling psychotic

They got 20 finch RIMs–and they’re all prezygotic!

h/t: Bill Etges via Mohamed Noor

Dear God, please stop the healthcare reform bill

December 19, 2009 • 1:02 pm

o.k., this is really scary.  Here are the reliably insane congresswoman Michele Bachmann and conservative activist Lou Engle, accompanied by a zany cast of chanting Republicans, praying at a Family Research Council “prayercast” aimed at stopping Obama’s healthcare bill.  And if, God help you, you want to watch a whole hour of people importuning God to stay Obama’s hand,  go here.

Caturday felid: hitchhiking kitten survives 120-mile trip in undercarriage. Plus bonus door-opening kitteh!

December 19, 2009 • 5:31 am

Every year a kitten gets stuck in the undercarriage of a car, is carried a long distance under horrific conditions, but then all ends happily as the moggie survives and gets adopted.  (We don’t hear about the cats that don’t make it.) Here, just in time for Christmas, is the annual hitching-cat story from KPTV Oregon. Be sure to watch the video , including the mewing kitten, here.

TUALATIN, Ore. — For once, curiosity didn’t kill the cat.  A 3-month-old kitten rode beneath a SUV for more than 120 miles Wednesday. Marc Lichty left Olympia, Wash., in his SUV after finishing up a day of work.  Along the way to Tualatin, he stopped at a rest stop and heard meowing. Lichty, however, couldn’t find any trace of a cat.When he returned home to Tualatin, he stepped out of the car and heard the meowing again, leading him to grab a flashlight. “Sure enough, the cat was up underneath in the spare tire spot up there,” Lichty said.”He shined the light and I just saw this little guy’s face there so we tried to get him out and coaxed him with a little piece of salmon,” said Jenna Lichty, Marc’s daughter. “I pulled him right out.”Sub-freezing temperatures reached the teens in the Pacific Northwest this week, which likely made for a chilly ride down Interstate 5 on Wednesday.”It was pretty cold. I can’t imagine traveling 75 miles down the freeway and it being 20 degrees out,” Lichty said.

Fig. 1.  Tahoe? I prefer “Hitch,” after our favorite atheist.

The cat does not have a micro chip and was not wearing a collar. The Lichtys called Olympia businesses in the area where Lichty was working Wednesday, but they were unsuccessful in finding the owner.  The family has decided to keep the kitten. Now, all they need is a good name.”Well, we’ve got a few floating around,” Lichty said. “Chevy. And there’s Tahoe, Pitch and Lucky. Nothing quite yet.”

Bonus video:

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Fig. 2.  Imagine what it could do with thumbs!

Oral Roberts is dead

December 15, 2009 • 3:54 pm

My whole life I watched the old sinner bilk his sheep for millions to finance his own deification and the construction of his empire.   Roberts once saw a 900-foot-tall Jesus who assured him that his City of Faith hospital would be built, if only Roberts would squeeze his acolytes for more bucks.  The hospital was built, and went bankrupt. It’s now an office complex.

In 1987 he raised the stakes of his importuning, saying that unless his viewers donated eight million dollars, God would “call him home”.  Last night I watched a clip of him begging those viewers, ” Please extend my life!”  The clip also showed him claiming that God, through Roberts’s ministry,  had brought several dead people back to life.

He was a man of Mammon, not of God.

Here he is “curing” polio. I couldn’t find any record of him curing amputees.