Poland I: I have landed

December 29, 2013 • 7:55 am

It was a grueling trip to Poland: the flight was delayed, long, and there were lengthy waits for the bathroom (I conclude that Poles micturate more often than do other nationalities). Further, over the Atlantic some woman began screaming in the rear of the plane. I couldn’t see what was happening, but the blood-curdling screams went on for half an hour before they stopped.  When we landed in Warsaw, there were further delays as medics came aboard and removed someone on a stretcher before we were allowed to disembark. I don’t know if it was that woman, or if someone else was ill or had even died.

Though it was 2 p.m. when we landed, the sun was barely over the horizon; I had forgotten how far north we are (Chicago is 42° north, Warsaw 52°).  I was greeted by biology student and aspiring journalist Justyna, a protegée of Andrzej and Malgorzata. She was wearing a festive holiday hat and sporting a brand-new tattoo:

Justyna

Yes, it’s a Darwin fish:

Tattoo

Justyna kindly escorted me to the station, where I got a bus to Płock (2 hours), followed by a 40-minute drive to Dobrzyn with my hosts Andrzej and Malgorzata.

At last I was ensconced at my adoptive home, and greeted with a stupendous meal of beef, potatoes, and salad, washed down with a fine Chianti (no fava beans). I was not permitted to photograph the meal as it wasn’t deemed sufficiently aesthetic, but these restrictions were lifted for dessert.

To be precise, six desserts. Clockwise from lower center, they are makowiec, an iced poppy-seed cake (a Polish specialty), sernik, toffee-covered cheesecake (a stupendous treat), both from bakeries, and then two cakes made by Malgorzata: keks (Swedish fruitcake) and miodownik (honey cake), babka, a yeast cake, and ciastka, Polish cookies.  In the background you can see Hili, who is, as one reader described, “filling out nicely.” I, too, will fill out nicely if I continue to eat desserts like these:

Desserts

Hili, was of course in attendance, and nommed a can of gourmet cat food I brought her from the States. She looks well pleased.

Hili

A welcome sight at bedtime. Sadly, the editor-in-chief hasn’t yet deigned to sleep with me, but perhaps I can lure her into the sack with some noms.

Bedtime

Finally, we are all back at work this morning, the routine we will keep up until I leave.

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A preprandial walk to the river. Hili tagged along (she needs the exercise), as did Emma the d*g (not shown).

Walk

Hili points out a flock of cormorants over the Vistula. She wishes she had wings—or that the cormorants were flightless. 

Cormorants

Animal camouflage: can you spot the cat? (The white markings are maladaptive.)

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Islamic radicals kill more polio workers

December 29, 2013 • 5:42 am

One of the most pernicious effects of religion is the opposition of some faiths to modern health care. I’ve posted on this frequently, especially about American religious sects which prohibit health care, vaccination, and blood transfusions for children, children who have no ability to make medical choices. As a result, many of those children have died. Although these faiths might be considered “extreme,” the rest of us have made the laws that exempt their adherents from the necessity to take proper care of their children.

Even more horrible is the tendency of militant Muslims, particularly the Taliban, to murder those who are trying to vaccinate children against polio. This is happening in Pakistan, Afghanistan, and parts of Africa. It’s not just the shots, either—oral polio vaccines are considered just as un-Islamic.

The Guardian, the New York Times, and Jihad Watch report that another five vaccination workers—all Pakistanis—were killed in the last two weeks. As the Guardian notes:

Five female health workers vaccinating children against polio have been shot dead in Pakistan in a series of attacks blamed on Islamist militants. One victim was a 17-year-old schoolgirl volunteer.

Four of the killings, which officials said were carried out by masked men on motorbikes, took place in the southern city of Karachi, Pakistan’s commercial capital, on the second day of a drive to eradicate the disease from the country.

The fifth, of the schoolgirl, occurred in the violent western city of Peshawar. According to some reports, a sixth health worker, a man, was also killed in Karachi.

It was not clear who was behind the shootings, but Taliban insurgents have repeatedly denounced the anti-polio campaign as a western plot.

The anti-Islamophobes can thus blame this on colonialism, but that’s a stretch, for anti-Westernism is a characteristic of Islamism (read The Looming Tower by Lawrence Wright). And if that’s not enough, there are more explicit religious motivations for Islamic anti-vaxers. (By the way, midwives have also been killed.) As Jihad Watch notes:

The Times says that the Taliban “accuses the United States of using a drive to eradicate polio in the country as a cover for spying,” but that isn’t the only reason why they’re murdering polio workers. A Pakistani Muslim cleric has said that polio vaccinations are un-Islamic. And such “extremist” clerics are not just in Pakistan: in Nigeria, a Muslim cleric was arrested for playing a role in sparking the murders of polio workers.

From USA Today:

In Pakistan’s Northwest territories, where Taliban clerics have significant influence, polio vaccination teams are maligned as un-Islamic or Western purveyors of poison meant to sterilize Muslim women.

Without this Muslim opposition, the world was poised to eradicate polio from the planet, just as we have eradicated smallpox.

The Guardian adds:

Statistics released in October showed an improvement in the polio situation in Pakistan, with 47 children paralysed by the disease in 27 districts compared with 154 cases in 48 districts in 2011. However, in 2005 only 28 new cases were registered.

Just ponder what it’s like to be a paralyzed child.  When I was young, and polio vaccines were new,  we were often frightened by pictures of afflicted children confined in iron lungs. Only  47 paralyzed children may be an “improvement,” but those are 47 lives severely and unnecessarily damaged. And since polio is transmitted only between humans, the diseased are a reservoir to keep the virus alive,  leading to a serious danger of outbreaks in the Middle East.

Science jokes

December 29, 2013 • 2:30 am

by Matthew Cobb

It’s Sunday all over the world and many of us are not at work. So here are some rib-ticklers to ease your way towards Monday. Today’s edition of The Observer (the world’s longest-running Sunday newspaper, now basically the Sunday edition of The Guardian) has a long feature in which scientists are invited to tell their jokes. Some of them are quite droll, and there’s a long comments section on the website in which readers have chipped in with their own.

The jokes are generally a mixture of the overly-complicated and downright awful puns, but which still might raise a smile. Among my favourites are:

• What does the ‘B’ in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot. (Adam Rutherford)

• Psychiatrist to patient: “Don’t worry. You’re not deluded. You only think you are.” (Uta Frith)

• Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says “Do you all want something to drink?”
The first logician says “I don’t know.”
The second logician says “I don’t know.”
The third logician says “Yes.” (reader mbooth)

• I have CDO, it’s the exact same as OCD, except the letters are ordered alphabetically. (reader FelixDK)

• Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?  A: Because 7 8 9. (reader RealDealBillMcNeill)

• Two friends go on a safari. They are attacked by a lion. One of the guys kneels down and starts putting on this Nikes. His friend asks: “What?! You think you can outrun a lion with those?” The other replies: “No, I only have to outrun you.” (reader ShimaSol)

• When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium had hooked up, I was like “OMg!”(reader mc1ronny)

In the comments there are also a number of variants on a Heisenberg joke. Now at the risk of falling into reader theDavibob’s trap (“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies.”), which of these versions is the best, and why?

1) Police officer: excuse Mr Heisenberg, do you know what speed you were doing? Hesienberg: No. But I know where I am.

2) Werner Heisenberg was stopped by the police for speeding. The policeman asked Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going. “No,” says Heisenburg, “but I do know exactly where I was.”

3) Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive when they get stopped by the police. The policeman asks Heisenberg “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” and Heisenberg says “No, but I know where I am!”. Confused, the officer says “Sir, you were doing 80 mph”, and Heisenberg throws his hands in the air and huffs “Great, now I don’t know where I am anymore!”. The policeman thinks something is going on, and orders the pair out of the car so that he can search it for contraband. He looks under the seats, in the glove compartment, in the back, and then walks around the car and opens the boot. He stares into it for a moment, turns to Schrödinger and says “Sir, did you know there’s a dead cat in here?!”, so Schrödinger rolls his eyes and snorts “Yeah, we do now!”.

Now post your own favourite science joke!

Christian reader: the Bible predicts black holes

December 28, 2013 • 2:03 pm

Oh dear; I have received another bizarre email from a Christian. Since I’m too tired to think, I’ll just put it up for your delectation. It’s in reference to the plaque from a donor of the Los Angeles County Natural History Museum that referred to animals as “creatures of God.” Some of us found that unseemly in a publicly-run museum, made a bit of a fuss, and the plaque was removed. This, of course, peeved the faithful, one of whom wrote me.

Dear Mr. Coyne:

As a Christian, I find it interesting that a person in Chicago would care about a plaque in Los Angeles.  However, that is your right, just as it is your right to NOT believe in God.  I fully support that right and you will probably hold that belief until you die.  I pray you don’t, but probably will.  It is at the time of death that you will no longer be an atheist as you will get the chance to meet God.  You see, God doesn’t believe in atheists!

You made the comment in the article I read that “… I needn’t remind you that science is done by ignoring God, and has never given the slightest bit of evidence for the intercession of God in the origin, evolution, and diversification of life.”  I find that very strange since science is continually proving the Bible to be true!

Do some research.  I challenge you to read Job 26:7.  Scientists have since CONFIRMED there are Black Holes in space.

Thank you for taking the time to read my message.

God bless you.

[Name redacted]
Indianapolis, Indiana

I accepted the reader’s challenge and read Job 26:7. Here it is in context from the King James Bible (I put verse 7 in bold):

5 “The dead tremble,
Those under the waters and those inhabiting them.
6 Sheol is naked before Him,
And Destruction has no covering.
7 He stretches out the north over empty space;
He hangs the earth on nothing.
8 He binds up the water in His thick clouds,
Yet the clouds are not broken under it.
9 He covers the face of His throne,
And spreads His cloud over it.

One would think, if that verse supposedly describes black holes, that a). God would be a bit more explicit, and b). The reader would do a bit of research on what black holes actually are, and how the Earth can’t possibly be construed to hang on one.

Muslims who are accommodationists—yes, there are some—also find such specious correspondences between verses in the Qur’an and the discoveries of modern science. You can see a particularly amusing collection here.

Saturday: Hili dialogue

December 28, 2013 • 1:01 pm

I have made it to Poland after a long and exhausting trip.

The good news is that the weather is great (50 F and sunny) and I’m with my good friends, These include Malgorzata, Andrzej, and their boss, the editor-in-chief, who is showing a decidedly domineering attitude towards her staff:

Hili: This should be moved further down.
A: Hili, you are disturbing me.
Hili: On the contrary, I’m inspiring you.

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In Polish:
Hili: Trzeba to przesunąć na dalszą pozycję.
Ja: Hili, przeszkadzasz.
Hili: Przeciwnie, inspiruję.

John M. Templeton– contrarian?

December 28, 2013 • 6:49 am

by Greg Mayer

Just what the world needs: a hagiographic film on John M. Templeton! According to Neil Genzlinger of the New York Times, there’s a new film about Templeton, Contrarian; it will be shown in the US tonight (Saturday, Dec. 28) at 9 PM eastern time on Bloomberg TV (it aired the past two nights as well). Templeton, of course, was the very wealthy investor who spent a lot of his money on a quixotic quest to answer “big questions”, which mostly devolved into an attempt to promote “discoveries” in religion, and to mix-up science with theology. The film appears to be “authorized”, with several family members participating, and his foundation’s logo accompanying the publicity materials.

The title seems rather odd. While a lot of money is lost on Wall Street, a lot of money is also made there, so Templeton does not stand out because he got rich. Is it because of how he got rich? Well, everyone who beats the average market performance did something different from most other investors, so that hardly qualifies.  Spending a lot of money supporting his religion and advocating “free enterprise” is utterly conventional for rich men. As a Presbyterian, his religion is also completely mainstream.

The most distinctive and contrarian thing about Templeton is not mentioned in any of the publicity materials (website, trailer) that I’ve seen: that he renounced his American citizenship in order to avoid paying taxes. Templeton moved to the Bahamas, and obtained UK citizenship as well, so that he could avoid paying taxes to the US. In the trailer, it is said that he was, “very conscious of not wasting a dollar”, so I suppose Templeton thought taxes were a waste (taking a rather different view of the matter than did Oliver Wendell Holmes).

Not only do the filmmakers and the promoters leave this fact out, the promotional materials are rich with bucolic scenes of the  American heartland, emphasize his rural upbringing, and they’ve even named their website “tennesseecontrarian.com”– a rather astonishing point of emphasis about a man who renounced his citizenship! (And we’re of course not talking about an immigrant who leaves his homeland seeking opportunity or liberty– he had both, but thought he could  better his rate of return.)

It’s interesting that the film is being shown on Bloomberg TV, owned (mostly) by New York’s soon to be ex-mayor, Michael Bloomberg. Bloomberg, like Templeton, bought a residence in a tax haven, but because of his political ambitions, Bloomberg could never have renounced his US citizenship as Templeton did.