Okay, I’m working hard today on Teh Book, and so don’t expect hard thinking, which will make my brain hurt. I thought I’d both start and end the day with some heartwarming animal stuff. The first comes from reader Diana who, as we all know, reverses the toilet rolls in restaurants and her friends’ homes. It’s a story from The Local (an English-language site about German news), explaining how vets gave mobility to an amputee tortoise:
First, the animal:

Then the story of How the Tortoise Got Its Wheel:
Meet Schildi the bionic tortoise. He was found with a missing leg having probably been abandoned by his owners. Vets in Germany who patched him up and fitted him with a Lego wheel say he’s moving nicely now.
“First we fitted a double wheel but it was difficult for him to turn corners so we replaced it with a single wheel and that is much better for him,” Dr Panagiotis Azmanis told The Local.
He works at the Birdconsulting International veterinary practice of Marcellus Bürkle in Achern in Baden, and ended up raiding the toy box of the practice manager’s daughter for wheels and spacer blocks.
Initially though the focus was on saving the tortoise’s life. “He was in pretty bad shape when they brought him to us. The lower part of his front leg was missing, and the upper part was very bad, with bone showing, and maggots in necrotic flesh.” One the animal had been stabilized, the vets amputated the injured leg at the shoulder and treated him with antibiotics and fluids, as well as giving him pain killers.
Then came the question of lifting his fourth corner so he could move around.
“Tortoises need to run free in gardens, so he needed a prosthetic,” said Azmanis.
He used special veterinary surgical glue to stick a base block to the underside of Schildi. The corners of the base block were glued with normal superglue. “After that we could add blocks to achieve the correct height,” he said.
And now the single wheel has proven to be successful, Schildi has been taken back to the animal shelter.
“We will see him again once in a while for check-ups,” Azmanis said.
“If he gets a ‘flat tyre’ it will be a simple matter to replace the wheel. They move around quite a lot so I’d expect to see him for a new wheel about once a year.”
And Diana’s take:
I believe it’s a yellow-footed tortoise (they are from the rainforests of South America). I grew up with a tortoise like this as my parents had a male (named Esther because they didn’t know he was a boy until he matured sexually & BTW the Wikipedia article is dead-on accurate about the mating rituals). I think it’s extra cute that they named the tortoise “Schildi,” since tortoise in German is “Schildkrote”; I know this because I once did a presentation to my German class about my tortoise (everyone else did speeches on their trip to Germany, but I was too poor for trips).
Note: If anything shows “the better angels of our nature,” this does: people spent hours fixing this animal. 150 years ago they would have tossed it in the soup pot. Pinker is right.






