Wednesday: Hili dialogue

December 10, 2014 • 3:52 am

It’s Hump Day, and, like the past two days, it’s been miserable, cold, and drizzly in Chicago—but we have still had no snow. The same is true in Dobrzyn, though there’s been some a bit of snow and the Vistula is frozen. Here Hili helps out Cyrus (she can slip though the bars just fine, though it’s getting harder with her recent weight gain).

Cyrus: So what was the Garden of Eden like?
Hili: It was small and fenced off. I will call them to open the gate for you.
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In Polish:
Cyrus: Jak to było z tym Rajskim Ogrodem?
Hili: Był mały i ogrodzony płotem. Zaraz ich zawołam, żeby ci otworzyli bramę.
I didn’t quite understand this dialogue, which was, as are all of them, composed by Andrzej, so Malgorzata explained it to me:
Explanation: Cyrus thinks that our garden is THE Garden of Eden. He heard something that there is another Garden of Eden in the Bible and he asks erudite Hili what was the story with the other Garden. She explains that it was too small and limiting for big animals (humans included but not for such nimble creatures like cats – fences are no hindrance for them). So, she is going to help Cyrus to freedom from his Garden of Eden by calling us to open the gate for him.
Andrzej’s thoughts make plenty of short cuts…

Jehovah’s Witnesses forced by British judge to allow their child a transfusion

December 9, 2014 • 2:33 pm

It’s been a long day, what with preparing to leave and all, but there’s some good news at the end of it. A short article in the Guardian reports that a British judge has ordered that the child of two Jehovah’s Witnesses, a child suffering from bad burns, undergo a transfusion. As you may know, the Witnesses refuse transfusions because of two Biblical verses abjuring the “eating of blood.” (They will allow transfusion of some components of blood, like hemoglobin, which of course means they’re cherry-picking even those verses.)

What struck me is how polite the judge was. I’m not sure I’d have been able to restrain myself in the face of such religiously-inspired stupidity:

[Mr. Justice] Moylan said he hoped that the boy’s parents would understand.

“I am extremely grateful to [the boy’s] father for so clearly and calmly explaining to me the position held by himself and [the boy’s] mother,” said the judge.

“I have no doubt at all that they love their son dearly. I also have no doubt that they object to the receipt by [their son] of a blood transfusion because of their devout beliefs. I hope they will understand why I have reached the decision which I have, governed as it is [their son’s] welfare.”

I talk about this issue in detail in The Albatross, and, after reading about many such cases in the U.S. in which children, enduring or abiding by their parents’ religious beliefs, died, I am struck by two things. The first is that the parents usually either get off scot-free or are given a legal slap on the wrist, although if they withheld medical care on other than religious grounds they’d be punished severely for child abuse, mistreatment, or neglect.

The second is that although these parents insist that they are good parents, they show a striking lack of affect concerning the death of their child. Time after time I’ve read about parents martyring their child for their faith, and then showing no remorse at all about it—often ascribing the child’s death to “God’s will”. There are often no tears and no second-guessing.

Such are the dangers of faith. The parents say they loved their children, but they love their imaginary god more.

Here’s a slide I use in my talk about science vs. faith; the pictures, portraying dead children (who refused blood) as glorious martyrs, “Youths Who Put God First”, comes from an issue of the church’s Awake! magazine from 1994. Every child pictured died from refusing transfusions.This is about the sickest religious propaganda I’ve seen:

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After paying $4.8 million for Jim Watson’s Nobel Prize medal, buyer gives it back to him

December 9, 2014 • 1:15 pm

As the Independent reports, the person who bought J. D. Watson’s auctioned-off Nobel Prize medal, and paid $4.8 million for it ($4.1 million plus buyer’s commission), was Alisher Usmanov, the owner of the Arsenal football club, described as “the richest man in Russia.” (What is a Russian doing owning Arsenal?) From the paper:

Usmanov said today that he would give him back the medal as well as giving him the cash for it.

Usmanov said that he had been motivated to buy and return the medal to avoid Watson having to sell it. He values Watson’s work because of his contribution to cancer research, the disease from which Usmanov’s father died, he said.

. . .“In my opinion, a situation in which an outstanding scientist has to sell a medal recognising his achievements is unacceptable,” Usmanov said. “James Watson is one of the greatest biologists in the history of mankind and his award for the discovery of DNA structure must belong to him.

So, in effect, Usmanov has simply handed a gift of $4.1 million to Watson. Let us hope that Watson will now donate the medal to a museum, as he’s got the money he wanted and the medal is far better off on display than in private hands.

It’s not clear what Watson intended to do with the money: he was variously described as earmarking it for research institutions and colleges (including my university), but also as intending to keep it for himself.

There’s a video showing the medal at the Independent site.

h/t: Colin

The Pope was right!

December 9, 2014 • 11:23 am

I can’t believe it, but the Pope’s proclamation on the afterlife of animals has been verified independently. The answer was in fact provided by Hollywood 25 years before the Holy Church.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CATS?

And to answer the questions raised by several readers:

a. Yes, bad and vicious dogs will go to heaven, so long as they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior before they die.
b. Jewish dogs do not go to heaven; they fry.
c. The situation with whales and other marine animals is theologically complex, with its solution awaiting a decision about the presence of water in Heaven.
d. Dinosaurs, already with God, will not nom the cats and dogs. As they were before the Fall, all dinos become herbivores post mortem.

h/t: Barry

The Senate’s “torture report”

December 9, 2014 • 9:05 am

Say what you will about President Obama—and some here say he’s the worst President ever—he’s promoted the Senate Intelligence Committee’s report on post-9/11 torture that will be be released later today. The report is said to recount graphically how the CIA dealt with prisoners (waterboarding, etc.) in Guantanamo and elsewhere.

Obama has also called for the Cuban detention facility to be closed, and for prisoners to face trials on U.S. soil, but he’s been blocked by the House of Representatives.  In other words, Obama’s been doing all the right things, but Republicans have blocked him at every turn. Is he really worse, than, say George W. Bush, who ordered the torture in the first place?

Bush acted with the complicity of CIA officials, and his policies are now being defended not only by Bush and ex-CIA staffers, but by Dick Cheney and the Republicans in Congress. They oppose the release of the torture report, not because it will incite unrest (which it will) but because it makes the Bush administration look bad. Even Secretary of State John Kerry seems to have advised Dianne Feinstein, chair of the Committee that produced the report, to hold back its release, for he fears a Middle Eastern meltdown when the dirty facts are revealed. And indeed, Marines are standing ready all over the Middle East, prepared for some nasty violence.

That violence will happen, and my response is this: too bad, for we brought this on ourselves by violating the law. The U.S. is not supposed to torture people, period, even under the euphemism of “enhanced interrogation.” We need to get the facts in the open. The base at Guantanamo is a travesty and the torture didn’t work. As CNN reports:

The long-delayed report on the use of torture — “enhanced interrogation techniques” — by the U.S. government is expected to be released Tuesday morning and it concludes that the CIA’s use of torture did not lead to “actionable intelligence,” Sen. Angus King, a member of the committee, told CNN.

“Did we torture people? Yes. Did it work? No.,” King, a Maine independent who caucuses with Democrats, said on CNN’s “New Day.

 This won’t be the full report, but its 480-page executive summary that will be released. There will also be a shorter Republican counter-assessment and the CIA’s own assessment. The complete report totals more than 6,000 pages.
Yep, we have the inevitable Republican counter-assessment, which follows the truth as night follows day. It will undoubtedly say that torture was not only okay, but it worked. What an odious and reprehensible group the GOP is.

But I’m proud of Feinstein, her committee, and Obama for making this go forward, and shedding some light on the illegal and unethical practices of the U.S. Yes, those who attack us in and from the Middle East don’t themselves refrain from torture, executing kidnapped American and British civilians, beheading children, and committing other war crimes, but we’re supposed to be better than that.

So what about those who broke the law? Should Bush and others be charged as criminals? I go back and forth on this, but see a lot of sense in today’s New York Times op-ed  by Anthony Romero, head of the liberal and admirable American Civil Liberties Union. Romero once urged prosecution, but now sees that this won’t fly in today’s political climate. He urges instead a “formal” pardon rather than just a “tacit” pardon (a failure to prosecute), as the formal pardon emphasizes that the conduct was illegal. As Romero said:

That officials at the highest levels of government authorized and ordered torture is not in dispute. Mr. Bush issued a secret order authorizing the C.I.A. to build secret prisons overseas. The C.I.A. requested authority to torture prisoners in those “black sites.” The National Security Council approved the request. And the Justice Department drafted memos providing the brutal program with a veneer of legality.

. . . An explicit pardon would lay down a marker, signaling to those considering torture in the future that they could be prosecuted.

Mr. Obama could pardon George J. Tenet for authorizing torture at the C.I.A.’s black sites overseas, Donald H. Rumsfeld for authorizing the use of torture at the Guantánamo Bay prison, David S. Addington, John C. Yoo andJay S. Bybee for crafting the legal cover for torture, and George W. Bush andDick Cheney for overseeing it all.

While the idea of a pre-emptive pardon may seem novel, there is precedent. Presidents Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Johnson pardoned Confederate soldiers as a step toward unity and reconstruction after the Civil War. Gerald R. Ford pardoned Richard M. Nixon for the crimes of Watergate. Jimmy Carter pardoned Vietnam War draft resisters.

The spectacle of the president’s granting pardons to torturers still makes my stomach turn. But doing so may be the only way to ensure that the American government never tortures again. Pardons would make clear that crimes were committed; that the individuals who authorized and committed torture were indeed criminals; and that future architects and perpetrators of torture should beware. Prosecutions would be preferable, but pardons may be the only viable and lasting way to close the Pandora’s box of torture once and for all.

We can argue about that, but what is not in doubt is that this report must be issued—now. Americans and citizens of other countries need to know that our nation will not tolerate torture. And we need laws forbidding that explicitly, even with an executive order like the one Bush issued.  (Good luck getting such laws through a Republican-controlled Congress!)

As always, the Republicans are showing their true colors (that of aposematic snakes) by opposing the issue of this report, and they continue to defend the use of torture during the G. W. Bush era.  Ceiling Cat bless Senator Feinstein, who said this:

“We have to get this report out,” she told the Los Angeles Times in an interview Sunday. “Anybody who reads this is going to never let this happen again.”

Let us hope so.

The Dog Delusion: Pope Francis proclaims that all animals will go to heaven

December 9, 2014 • 7:53 am

Take heart, you Catholics, for you shall see your beloved dog, cat, hamster or goldfish in heaven again (will they all have wings?). Or so says Pope Francis, who, in his attempt to make the Church look friendlier while retaining its pernicious doctrines, has pronounced that all animals go to heaven.

The Pope’s new revelation was the subject of an article in The Dodo, which in turn took the information from a piece on the Italian news site Resapubblica.it. The Italian piece has a title even I can understand: “Cani vanno in paradiso? Papa Francesco: c’è aldilà per tutti gli animali.” And that article is illustrated with a funny picture:

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As The Dodo says:

In his weekly address at the Vatican late last month, Pope Francis issued a remarkable statement that’s sure to come as welcome news to anyone who’s ever lost a beloved pet. According to Francis, the promise of an afterlife applies not only to believers, but to all animals as well.

“The Holy Scriptures teach us that the realization of this wonderful plan covers all that is around us, and that came out of the thought and the heart of God,” Pope Francis said, as quoted by Italian news site Resapubblica.

The Pope then went on to say that “heaven is open to all creatures, and there [they] will be vested with the joy and love of God, without limits.”

An automatic translation of the Resapubblica.it article adds the following:

In this regard, Francis drew the image of the Apostle Paul that will appeal to a child in tears for the death of his dog: “One day we will return to see our animals in the eternity of Christ.”

Where, exactly do the Holy Scriptures say that? I read the Bible and I don’t remember seeing anything that came close to such a conclusion. What we have here is an example of not only extreme cherry-picking and unwarranted conclusions, but also a conclusion that contravenes that of the last Pope:

Pope Francis’s stance on animals stands in contrast to that of his predecessor, Benedict XVI, who despite reportedly being a cat lover, said that animals’ existence was limited to their time on Earth. But Francis isn’t the first pontiff to take an animal-friendly approach to ideology. As newspaper Divisione la Repubblica notes, Pope John Paul II held a similar position, saying animals had a “divine breath.”

Okay, so we have at least two Popes making incompatible claims. How do we know which Pope was right? (Perhaps the Pope had a revelation that God is really Ceiling Cat? Was he speaking ex-cathedra?)

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In contrast, though, the Italian article (again automatically translated) notes that there is some theological dissent about Francis’s proclamation:

Gianni Colzani, professor of theology at the Pontifical Urban University in Rome, gives another interpretation of the speech of Pope Francisco this week. “All of us think that there will be continuity between this world and the future glory. It ‘s the balance between the two things that we are not able to determine and that’s why I think we should draw further conclusions than those of the Pope. ”

Bergoglio will clarify its position on the animals in ‘ Encyclical on the environment and nature that is writing. While waiting, we remain in doubt, imagine the surprise that could have St. Peter’s in a sweet little dog see knocking at the gates of paradise.

Yes, imagine the surprise, especially since that the evidence for Paradise is precisely as thin as the evidence that sweet little dogs will go there.

Now really, is this Sophisticated Theology™? Just once—once—I’d like to see someone like Karen Armstrong or David Bentley Hart publicly say, “The Pope is full of it—we have no evidence for any of that crap.”  But of course you never will. The “sophisticated” believers, so keen to tell us what God is really like (he’s apophatic and ineffable), are equally keen to suppress criticism of believers who disagree with them by making more tangible claims. After all, it’s better to keep comity with the faithful and diss the atheists than to go after the inanities of other faiths.

But can any rational person deny that this pronouncement borders on lunacy? There is no way in hell that the Pope can assure us that Mittens or Towser will be by our side in Paradise, and we all know it. So much for the rationality of Pope Francis and the modernity of Catholicism. What I see is rampant craziness, and I scratch my head when people take the Pope’s pronouncements seriously.

If the Pope is going to assure us that someone’s going to heaven, how about gay people? Sadly, it looks like the animals get there first.

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h/t: Joyce

Readers’ wildlife photos

December 9, 2014 • 6:24 am

Reader Ed Kroc has sent some photos from Vancouver, British Columbia, as well as explanatory notes:

I wanted to pass along another set of photos, this time from Stanley Park. These guys are all common sights year round, but still great to observe. Enjoy!

The stylish, the striking, the flamboyant Hooded Merganser (Lophodytes cucullatus). First the female, gliding along the top of Lost Lagoon in Stanley Park.

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Then the male, atop a small pond nearby, sporting his black and white bouffant in a rather subdued position. Both sexes will raise or flatten these crests to express alarm or excitement, and they’ll also use them in their courtship displays. [JAC: This is a striking case of sexual dimorphism. But of course it’s not genetically based; the difference is a social construct that is culturally conditoned. 🙂 ]

(As a side note, the colour hasn’t been altered in these photos. The red pond effect was created by the sunlight streaking in at just the right angle through the flame red trees along Georgia Street.  Right place, right time!)

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A family of North American River Otters (Lontra canadensis) has moved into the lagoon runoff and has since been busy devouring a sizeable portion of the resident fish life. They catch their prey under water, but have to come to the surface to eat. The first picture is a bit grisly, but I love the satisfied expression mid-nom.

The next pictures show one of the otters enjoying the first (and maybe only?) snow of the season. After charging through some ice to get to shore just for the heck of it (he could have easily went around, but seemed to be quite entertained by continually cracking through it), he stood on the bank, looked around to ensure nobody was peeping (missed one!), and then took a few minutes to roll and twist through the snow. What fuzzy animal doesn’t love snow? Hell, I’d probably roll around in it too if I had such a thick and warm blanket of hair covering my body!

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Finally, a bit of a self-indulgent photo. Really though, is there anything more beautiful than a male Wood Duck (Aix sponsa)? The patterns, the colours, the gaze: truly an amazing feat of sexual selection.

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Finally, reader Joe, whose wife won the ticket to the New Yorker Cats vs. Dogs debate (and who didn’t meet me because he was sidetracked by Anthony Hutcherson’s Bengal cats!), sent me a picture of a white squirrel taken by his sister, along with the note:

Recently while helping a friend move my sister, Kelly, snapped a picture of a white squirrel with her iphone 5 through a car window and a fence.  After sharing the picture on Facebook I asked her some questions about the picture, and said I knew of someone who would probably be interested in a higher resolution picture if she could get one.  Turns out her friend is a budding photographer.  They returned to the location and snapped another picture and sent me this message:
“Hey Joey! This was taken today around noon in Arlington Mass. It was raining hard so the squirrel was a little wet. We got this photo in a panic before he ran around the corner. Kerry Mullaney took this photo with her Nikon d3100 camera with a 55-300mm lens. 300 mm. ISO 1400. 1/125 shutter. F5.6. No compensation or bracketing. It was pouring so the shot was a little rushed but it’s better than the iphone photo! :)”

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I’ve cropped it so you can see the rodent better:

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As Joe pointed out, this squirrel is not albino, but has leucism, a genetically-determined loss of skin and fur pigment. It is seen in many animals (see the Wikipedia page for pictures of leucistic species), and is distinguished from true albinism (also genetic) because albinos also lack eye pigment, and so have pink eyes. This squirrel, as you can see, has regular black eyes, and also a touch of brown on the head and tail, as leucism sometimes shows what we geneticists call “incomplete penetrance”: that is, the gene doesn’t affect every bit of skin or fur on the animal. And white squirrels also show “variable expressivity”: animals that are identical in genetic constitution at a leucism gene (more than one gene can cause the condition) can nevertheless show different amounts of whitening.

How white squirrels survive in the wild is a mystery (they’re easy targets for predators), but a website on white squirrels claims that some of the several U.S. towns claiming to be “the home of white squirrels” actually trap and remove (or maybe kill!) the darker ones to keep up the town’s name. That’s odious.

UPDATE: Reader Todd has sent another photo of a white squirrel:

Hey, white squirrels abound in our town of Bowling Green, Ky.  My wife has become somewhat obsessed with them because the University of Louisville (where she got her PhD) had albino squirrels on campus, and Western Kentucky University (where she now teaches) also has white squirrels . . . which are not albino.  Here is a picture of one that was in our backyard.  There are several in our neighborhood.

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Tuesday: Hili dialogue

December 9, 2014 • 3:53 am

The holidays will soon be on us: school is out for Xmas break in Chicago, and I’ll be spending the holidays and my birthday in sunny India, visiting friends, traveling, and consuming mass quantities of one of the world’s three great cuisines. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili’s cuisine is solely rodential, and here she frets about the non-decimal system used to enumerate noms in other countries (Poles don’t use the “dozen” unit of 12):

Hili: What is “half a dozen”?
A: The five mice you ate plus the one you left for us on the veranda.
Hili: Who counts like that?!

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In Polish:
Hili: Co to jest pół tuzina?
Ja: Pięć myszek, które zjadłaś plus ta, którą nam zostawiłaś na werandzie.
Hili: Kto tak liczy!?