I couldn’t resist. . .
h/t: jsp
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I’m this close to declaring bats Honorary Cats™ along with foxes and owls, for I find these flying mammals ineffably attractive. And here are some baby fruit bats (“flying foxes”, “megabats” or, biologically, Megachiroptera) that, according to ZooBorns, were orphaned in Australia when a heat wave killed their mothers:
Entire colonies of Gray-headed Flying Foxes and Black Flying Foxes have been wiped out due to the extremely high temperatures. Often, when the mothers die, their babies are still attached to their teats. Without immediate rescue, these babies will face the same fate as their mothers.
When the baby Bats enter rehabilitation, rescuers’ first jobs are to help the babies feel secure and to feed them. The rubber nipples tucked into the babies’ mouths help them feel as if they are still attached to their mothers’ teats. When the babies are wrapped in tiny blankets (causing the babies to resemble little Bat burritos), they feel safe in their temporary home. A little affection from the rescuers helps too.
There are some nice pictures on the page, but I like this video showing the rehabilitation. They’re making baby bat burritos! Note that the bats make a lot of noise: most megachiroptera have lost the ability to echolocate because they don’t catch flying prey, and this might explain the vocalizations of these infants.
The Los Angeles Times editorial was today’s good news; now here’s the bad, although you might construe it as getting better. According to Saturday’s New York Times, seven U.S. states still have laws on the books prohibiting atheists from holding public office. The Friendly Atheist has listed them all, along with the relevant statues, and I’ll just reproduce two laws from his piece (the states, by the way, are Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas—not a random geographic sample!). The two below are from Hemant; I believe the emphasis is his:
South Carolina: Article 17, Section 4:
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
and this one (it’s great; look at the wording)
Texas: Article 1, Section 4:
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
It’s okay to have diverse “religious sentiments,” so long as you believe in a god!
According to the Times, these statues have been unconstitutional since they were declared so by the Supreme Court in 1961, adjudicating a case in which Maryland denied an atheist a position as notary public.
The bans have rarely been used since then, although Herb Silverman overcame one when he too was refused status as a notary public in South Carolina in 1997. It would be a brave state court that would try to buck the Supreme Court’s decision.
The Times article’s point is reporting that secularists are trying to get these anti-atheist laws taken off the books:
Todd Stiefel, the chairman and primary funder of the Openly Secular coalition, said: “If it was on the books that Jews couldn’t hold public office, or that African-Americans or women couldn’t vote, that would be a no-brainer. You’d have politicians falling all over themselves to try to get it repealed. Even if it was still unenforceable, it would still be disgraceful and be removed. So why are we different?”
We’re different, of course, because it’s okay to hate atheists, not so much to hate African-Americans, women, or members of any religion. Here are the sad facts:
. . . a poll conducted by the Pew Research Center this year showing that nearly half of Americans would disapprove if a family member married an atheist.
Pew also found that 53 percent of Americans polled in April said they would be less likely to vote for a presidential candidate they knew was an atheist. Being an atheist was found to be the least desirable trait a candidate could have — worse than having cheated on a spouse or used marijuana.
It’s unthinkable that a poll of the citizens of any Western European country would give such results, and I doubt if any of those nations have anti-atheist statutes (correct me if I’m wrong).
The Openlly Secular Coalition is now lobbying legislators in those seven states to overturn the unenforceable atheist bans, and that’s really a no-brainer. But I predict an uphill battle. Even if those laws can’t be implemented, many of the faithful still like to see them there, just as a codification of the opprobrium they feel toward the godless. Indeed, one member of the Maryland legislature made this explicit:
Christopher B. Shank, the Republican minority whip in the Maryland Senate, said that while he believed in pluralism, “I think what they want is an affirmation that the people of the state of Maryland don’t care about the Christian faith, and that is a little offensive.”
“They”, of course, are the secularists trying to get rid of unconstitutional laws. To construe that as trying to get the citizens of Maryland to repudiate Christianity is ridiculous. (Of course I’d be glad if they did, but the point is to keep that church/state wall up.) And really, how can anybody justify keeping those laws on the books?
I’ve been sitting on this for a while because I wanted to confirm it, for it just seemed too bizarre to be true. But enough media outlets have now reported the story, complete with reactions from the school involved, that I consider it true. The most reliable source seems to be WBTV.com in Charlotte, North Carolina, which is where this occurred. Their site has a video showing the unbelief when this question was shown to both black and white local citizens.
In short, a biology teacher at Ardrey Kell High School in south Charlotte (a public school) apparently used a template genetics “worksheet” to ask questions about genetics on an assignment. Unfortunately, she asked a question (#8 below, which is blurry but I’ll write it out), which involves some pretty offensive racial sterotyping:

The question:
LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. Show the cross between LaShamanda and Fontavius.
What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama’s big bootie?
If Lashamanda and Fontavius have another child, what is the probability that it will have a big bootie?
(Note to foreign readers: “bootie” is U.S. slang for what the Brits call a “bum” and Jews call a tuchus. I’ve never seen it used to refer to the rumps of males [always females in my experience] and the spelling I know is “booty,” not “bootie.”)
Now the answer of course is 0.5 for both questions, assuming that the trait in question is not affected by sex, but jeebus, what a way to ask the question! What mentality could think up such a way to ask students about a simple Mendelian cross? (A professional quibble: you don’t have a “heterozygous bootie” you are heterozygous at the gene locus affecting the trait.)
Now my second thought was, “Well, maybe they were simply trying to engage the black students by using cultural referents, and screwed up big time,” but that doesn’t wash because of all the unpleasant stereotyping involved. It goes beyond “big bootie”, and involves stereotyped black names (really, “LaPrincess”?). It’s as if they asked a question about the genetics of “Jewish big noses” (a subject lately dear to my heart), using the names “Moishe” and “Sadie.” And “her man” seems a bit weird, too, though at least they let the couple get married. But I doubt whether the notion of using “culturally relevant” questions is a better way of teaching.
As WBTV reports:
A Charlotte mother is expressing concern after a class assignment she considers offensive was given to high school students. Some say it has racial undertones.
“I was completely stunned,” the mother said. “This is not appropriate language at all for the children in the school.”
The question was from a test on genetics.
. . . The mother says the assignment was given last Monday and she reached out to the teacher for an explanation for the question.
“I am extremely concerned that this type of language is being used and considered expectable [sic] to be issued to students,” she said while asking for an explanation.
The mother showed WBTV an email apology she reportedly received from the teacher “if the question offended you.”
“I had asked the students to pick two of the remaining questions on the worksheet and did not necessarily assign that particular one,” the teacher said.
She continued, “I apologize if it offended you or your child.”
That’s a notapology. When you apologize, you don’t say, “I apologize if it offended you,” but rather “I apologize for asking such a stupid and insensitive question. I just didn’t think, and it won’t happen again.” If someone objected but wasn’t personally offended, would an apology be unnecessary? Nope.
Anyway, the school came to its senses and has stopped using the worksheet and the question.
h/t: Ginger K.
As a further sign of the times—that is, of the increasing secularism in the U.S.—we have an editorial from a major newspaper, yesterday’s Sunday Los Angeles Times, that calls for an end to marginalizing atheists, demonizing them, and calling them “unpatriotic.” The editorial is signed by the “Times Editorial Board,” thus representing the consensus opinion of the paper.
Read the piece, “Patriotic Americans have the right not to believe in any God“; it will hearten you even if they did put “God” in caps, implying a specific god (the Abrahamic one) rather than gods in general.
To show you how out of touch I am, the authors motivate their opinion by citing two recent incidents, and I was completely unaware of the Mississippi bill. That one will certainly violate the First Amendment, but it’s probably just for show, to give lawmakers a chance to posture and compete at showing their love of Jesus. The Greece, New York case was of course common knowledge.
A few snippets from the editorial:
In Mississippi there is currently a campaign to amend the state constitution to acknowledge the state’s “identity as a principally Christian and quintessentially Southern state, in terms of the majority of her population, character, culture, history, and heritage, from 1817 to the present; accordingly, the Holy Bible is acknowledged as a foremost source of her founding principles, inspiration, and virtues; and, accordingly, prayer is acknowledged as a respected, meaningful, and valuable custom of her citizens.” (Bizarrely, the text says the amendment “shall not be construed to transgress either the national or the state constitution’s Bill of Rights.”)
That last statement about the First Amendment is of course the height of mendacity.
The commingling of citizenship and Christianity isn’t confined to the Bible Belt. In May, the Supreme Court upheld a New York town’s practice of opening its public meetings with invocations that overwhelmingly were offered by Christian clergy members who frequently prayed in Jesus’ name. The notion that the U.S. is a Christian nation also underlies claims, fanned by talk show hosts and other non-serious hysterics, about a secularist “war on Christmas” and the continued complaints about Supreme Court decisions in the 1960s that ended the practice of beginning public school classes with prayers and Bible readings.
And then the paper gets down to business:
We believe that entanglement of religion and government runs the risk of risk of marginalizing citizens who don’t share the religion of the majority. That is especially a concern at a time of growing religious diversity and an increase in the number of Americans who tell pollsters they aren’t affiliated with any religion. In a 2012 Pew Research Center poll, 19.6% of adults said they were “religiously unaffiliated.”
. . . equal treatment for organized religions, while it avoids the evil of “establishing” a single faith, can still carry the message that those with no religious beliefs at all are second-class citizens. That is why this page has opposed even nonsectarian prayers at meetings of local government bodies. Political leaders, especially those who frequently engage in religious language, should acknowledge that there is no religious test for being a good American. Obama did just that in his first inaugural address when he said that “we are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus and nonbelievers.” We’d like to see more public officials recognize that reality; one way of doing that is to include nonreligious speakers in solemn public events. (That wasn’t done when public officials, including Obama, came together last year to honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings, despite a request that the speakers include a representative from the Secular Coalition for America.)
The ending is great:
Organized religion undeniably plays an important and often constructive role in the lives of many Americans. Religious figures have been instrumental in political causes from abolitionism to the civil rights movement. No one should seek to banish them from political debate. But we reject the notion that religious faith in general or adherence to a particular creed is an essential attribute of being American. The only creed to which a citizen of this country should have to pay homage is the Constitution.
You can’t promote secularism more strongly than that, and I’m enormously chuffed to see this coming from an important journalistic organ in the U.S. Now if only the New York Times—or even the New Yorker, which is always soft on religion—would say something like this. After all, it’s not like this message is strident, for it adheres scrupulously to what the founding fathers of our country intended, and during times that were at least as religious as now.
h/t: Robin
The antisemite “Gerard O’Neill,” who so kindly emailed me yesterday morning to inform me that I was a bignosed “Jewboy” whose appearance would scare children, seems to have been identified by a group of helpful readers, and one sent some photos of the alleged miscreant:
Gerard seems to be an Aussie living in or near western Sydney, and his profile, shown below, is about what I expected. (Caveat: there is of course some doubt about the identity, but to me the probability of misidentification is quite low.)
O’Neill’s Instagram site contains these photos, and this picture, with its caption, tells the tale:
He’s a real tough gangsta! (photos from Instagram):
As the reader said as a caption to this photo, “With Eva Braun and friends. . .” (faces obscured to protect the innocent):
Is O’Neill drinking a Coors light? That’s not the right drink for a gangsta!
“Hobbies: staring directly into flash”
Other readers chipped in as well; one of them reports other tentative links.
Following the links on this profile, it led me to other profiles on various social networking sites, and especially to a blog: http://thenodster.wordpress.com. He is Australian, and claims to have Asperger’s syndrome.
Other sites:
JAC: That one looks fairly accurate, given that its header has this in it (really, a “Teutophile”?)
Here are three tw**ts from that account, more or less in line with the theme:
This daily motion.com account seems accurate given that it has the same number (34) as the Gmail address he used (gerardoneill34@gmail.com)

Here are other accounts that may be the miscreant’s:
And that’s all I have to say about the bilious and odious Gerard O’Neill, neo-Nazi and antisemite.
Reader Stephen Barnard is monitoring the bald eagles (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) and swans on his ranch in Idaho.
The first photo is of Lucy, one of the breeding pair here. Her mate, Desi, was nearby and they were calling to each other incessantly
The next two photos are of an immature Bald Eagle, an interloper. It may be an offspring of Desi and Lucy come home for a visit, or it may be an interloper into Desi’s territory. (Desi’s looking a little haggard.) I saw all three roosting on a favorite perch last evening, with the long-term couple shoulder-to-shoulder and the young bird 8-10 feet away.
They’ve been carrying on with calls like I’ve not heard before.
And a majestic trumpeter swan (Cygnus buccinator):
And these photos, by reader Ken Phelps, aren’t really “wildlife,” but I like them a lot. He sent a bunch more photos of water, animals, plants, and landscapes that I’ll be featuring in the coming weeks.
Dew on a spider web:
Dew on a moss:
The note on this one says, “And since you like pareidolia, a border collie found in some ice”. Can you spot the d*g?

A sign of the increasing secularism of the U.S. is that cartoons like this are appearing with increasing frequency. From The Far Left Side by Mike Stanfill, a panel called “Seeing the light.”
Indeed! And the complementary cartoon:
Wanna know what the verses are, you lazy git? Go here and here. (They’re good.)
h/t: jsp