Kitty be genius!

February 21, 2016 • 8:23 am

by Matthew Cobb

Another tw**t from Canadian science journalist Ziya Tong:

Interesting that the cat has learned to go through the gap backwards. Why? The same technique would work just as well standing up and going through head first – it’s essentially the same thing as going under a very low door, but with added bipedal agility…

In fact, looking at the space, there’s basically enough room for it to get its head through by turning it at a slight angle. What on earth is this cat doing???

[EDIT: Reader Margery points out below in a comment that the cat is in fact trapped between two windows – the inner one is slightly open. Presumably kitteh went in to investigate what was there, realised it was stuck, so had to back out…]

Readers’ wildlife photographs

February 21, 2016 • 7:45 am

Today we have some shots from Stephen Barnard of his recent trip to Kiritimati (Christmas Island). His notes (the third photo is from Idaho):

Black Noddies (Anous minutus):

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White Tern (Gygis alba) in flight. They never seemed to land. It was difficult to capture a halfway decent in-flight shot with my bridge camera, even with thousands of opportunities:

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Northern Harrier (Circus cyaneus, breeding male, taken yesterday):

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Stephen went to Kiritimati to fish, and I asked him to send us some pictures of his prizes. VoilĂ :

Bonefish (Albula vulpes):

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Titan Triggerfish (Balistoides viridescens). These have serious teeth and actively try to bite. They can easily take off a finger:

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A modest sized Giant Trevally (Caranx ignobilis). They get much bigger. This one took a bonefish fly on my 8wt rod and took me for a ride deep into the backing:

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Here’s a video I found of catching Giant Trevally on Kiritimati:

Sunday: Hili dialogue

February 21, 2016 • 4:18 am

As the Aussies say, I’m off like a prawn in the sun, and by the afternoon I’ll be in Halifax: my first visit to Nova Scotia. I’ll be busy talking, meeting with scientists at Dalhouse and local Centre for Inquiry members, and eating lobster, but will try to post as often as I can. In the meantime, let’s look at this day in history, as it was a big one.  On February 21, 1804, the first self-propelling steam engine took to the rails in Wales, and, in 1878, the first telephone directory was published (in New Haven, Connecticut). On this day in 1918, the final extant Carolina Parakeet died in the Cincinnati Zoo; the species was the victim of habitat loss and hunting.  On this day in 1965, Malcolm X was assassinated in New York, and, in 1975, John Mitchell, H. R. Haldeman, and John Erlichman were sentenced to jail for their role in the Watergate scandal. Births on this day include guitarist Andres Segovia in 1893, AnaĂŻn Nin in 1903, W. H. Auden in 1907, John Rawls in 1921, and Ashley Greene in 1987. Deaths on this day included Baruch Spinoza in 1677, Frederick Banting in 1941, Eric Liddell (the Muscular Christian) in 1945, Howard Florey in 1968, and Gertrude Elion in 1999 (Florey, Banting, and Elion were all Nobel Laureates). Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is trying to pretend that philosophy has led to the conclusion that she needs more noms.

Hili: After long deliberation I’ve come to the conclusion…
A: What conclusion?
Hili: That there should be another can of salmon in the pantry.
(Photo: Sarah Lawson)
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In Polish:
Hili: Po dƂuĆŒszym namyƛle dochodzę do wniosku…
Ja: Jakiego?
Hili: Ć»e w spiĆŒarni powinna być jeszcze puszka z Ƃososiem.
(Zdjęcie: Sarah Lawson)
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Lagniappe: Gus, staffed by Taskin and Curtis, has been making improvements to his new Ikea box:

And, from Randy Schenck, a nearly full moon over Iowa:

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Tree climbing lessons for a raccoon cub

February 20, 2016 • 2:30 pm

Yes, “cub” is the proper name for the young of the raccoon (Procyon lotor). And it’s hard not to anthropomorphize this video, sent by reader Diane MacPherson, of a mother raccoon showing her cub how to climb a tree. In fact, what mom’s doing is bloody obvious—and also adorable. As Diana noted, “this is cute, but the poor baby gets kind of dragged on the face at one point.”

This was filmed in Port Townsend, Washington.

Apropos of this video, I’ll recount an anecdote involving not one but two immortal physicists. When I was a student at Rockefeller University—before I left to do conscientious objector work—I was helping George Uhlenbeck, discoverer of the spin of the electron*, move his books from one office to another. (One of my friends was his student). As we sweated away, Uhlenbeck told us in a thick Dutch accent, “As Professor Einstein told me, knowledge is very heffy!

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*It’s not clear to me why Uhlenbeck didn’t win the Nobel Prize for this discovery

Apple vs. U.S. government: a big dilemma

February 20, 2016 • 12:30 pm

Most of you know about this already: the FBI, investigating the December murderers of 14 people in San Bernardino by two Muslim extremists, Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik, have asked Apple to unlock Farook’s iPhone 5c, which may contain clues about the murders or other terrorists. A federal judge ordered Apple to create the software necessary to unlock that phone. Apple, however, is resisting on the grounds that this might compromise the privacy of its customers. It also argues that this would give the government sweeping powers to make technology companies part of the prosecution in fighting crime.

Current law says that firms or institutions must in general comply with such “unlocking” orders unless they pose an onerous burden on the company. And, it could be argued, asking Apple to create new software to unlock a phone (it would have to try gazillions of passcodes) could be seen as onerous. But Apple’s arguments are really intended to reassure its customers that it cares deeply about their privacy—and that’s important to iPhone users.

The New York Times has a brief explanation of the situation.  What the FBI wants Apple to do is create code to bypass a feature that, after ten failed attempts to enter a phone’s passcode, would erase all of the phone’s data. Only Apple can do this since its operating systems have special code “tags” known only to the company.

The judge agreed that Apple could retain and later destroy the new unlocking software, and that the phone would be “hacked” by Apple in its own secure facility, although of course the information would go to the FBI.

This is a real dilemma. What is to be done? Apple has until February 26 to respond. And this is a question of ethics, somewhat analogous to the dilemma of whether to torture someone who has information that could lead to saving thousands of lives by revealing the location of a time bomb. I am of course sensible of the difference between torturing someone and creating software, and between people dying from a ticking bomb versus having their data compromised; but both dilemmas instantiate a weighing of relative harms.

This, I think, shows the problem of arguing for an “objective” morality. On one hand we have the possible (but not certain) revealing of data about terrorist networks, with the “well being” constituting the possible saving of lives. On the other we have the creation of a precedent that could allow the government to act intrusively, on the merest excuse, to get people’s private data. The “well being” here is the safety of people against losing their private information, and of creating a precedent that could be misused. Now how on earth can you possibly weigh these different forms of “well being”, even if we could know perfectly all of the consequences of both actions? (And, of course, we can’t.)

My own feeling is that Apple should comply with the government’s request, as this is tantamount to fulfilling a search warrant—with the exception that Apple has to create new software for the FBI. But there are ways to mitigate the harms of doing that. Apple could, as it will, destroy the software so that nobody else can have it. It can extract the data without the government being present when it does so. And, in the future, Apple could, I’m told, even create an iPhone whose passcode could never be hacked by any software, something that seems perfectly legal.

This case is likely to go up to the Supreme Court, for Apple doesn’t want to be seen as compromising its interest in customer security.

I’m asking readers to weigh in below on this issue, as my own opinion, while leaning toward the government (after all, nobody is being tortured here), is susceptible to change. Are you on the side of Apple, or of the FBI?

Bill de Blasio’s answer to Jeb Bush

February 20, 2016 • 11:30 am

Remember this tw**t from Jeb Bush?

Well, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio fought back after having a luscious pastrami sandwich at the city’s Carnegie Deli, a mecca for deliphiles everywhere:

The New York Times reports, and I see that the Food Police get in a few licks at the end (why on earth did the Times get a comment from a health department spokesman?):

. . . after polishing off his gut-busting meal at Carnegie Deli, during an event celebrating the restaurant’s reopening after it was caught siphoning gas and shut down last spring, Mr. de Blasio and his staff bandied about ways to respond to Mr. Bush’s version of the country.

The mayor’s press team decided that the only way to engage with a message they found ridiculous was by way of ridicule.

“The mayor and I talked, and agreed that America could use more pastrami sandwiches and less firearms,” said Peter Kadushin, a spokesman for the mayor who came up with the idea for the tweet.

Mr. de Blasio’s effort at poking fun became the object of a little poking back. Should a mayor, who ran on battling income inequality, be endorsing a $20 sandwich? Was the mayor hinting at America’s struggles with obesity with a sandwich large enough for two European tourists?

A spokesman for the city health department offered some advice for anyone considering making the sandwich a breakfast staple.

“Pastrami is a proud New York City tradition, but it has excess sodium,” the spokesman, Christopher R. Miller, said. “As everything in life, it should be eaten in moderation.”

Oh, for crying out loud—NOBODY eats a Carnegie Deli pastrami sandwich every day! And on those rare occasions when I’m near Central Park and make my way, via the laws of physics, to the Carnegie Deli (try the half-sour pickles!), I get that sandwich and always save half for later. Yes, it’s $20, but it’s a rare treat and, with unlimited pickles and a can of Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray tonic, it’s a very rare treat.

“Nice Mangos” eviscerates an ignorant critic of Charlo Hebdo

February 20, 2016 • 10:30 am

Reader Hardy sent me a link to a SoundCloud discussion between an ex-Muslim artist/activist and a Charlie Hebdo critic; and I found a better version on YouTube that I’ve embedded below. Hardy noted this:

You may be aware of an ex-Muslim artist of Pakistani origin, who goes by the Twitter handle @NiceMangos. [JAC: she also has a website, Nice Mangos.] She keeps her identity secret, since she faces very real death threats. In her latest podcast she interviewed the Canadian journalist John Semley, who just wrote a terrible article on Charlie Hebdo (the typical regressive left drivel, unfortunately). Anyway, if you have time, the conversation is really worth listening to, because her arguments are so good
. and she is so funny and brave.

The column by Semley under discussion, “Charlie Hebdo editor Charb’s Open Letter is problematic“, appeared in the Toronto Globe and Mail as a review of this book (click on screenshot to go to the book site, and note that the foreword is by Adam Gopnik):

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Here’s a bit of Semley’s misguided review:

It became increasingly difficult to square the image of the slain Hebdo staffers as secular saints with their crude drawings depicting the Prophet Mohammed prostrated on his stomach, splayed anus pointed at the reader, or Jesus Christ having anal sex with God, drawings that began to strike me as inciting, offensive, sometimes racist and, more than anything, just stupid.

This is not meant to diminish their deaths, or the tragedy of it. But making an overstated case for the political, social and satirical relevance of the kind of infantile scribblings that you might find on a White Power message board online strikes me as oversimplifying. That Charlie Hebdo was racist and idiotic doesn’t justify the murder of its staff. But it doesn’t justify their work, either.

Charb drapes his racism and intellectual feebleness inside basic counterintuitive inversions of logic, as if he’s playing the role of Baby ĆœiĆŸek. The basic thrust of Open Letter is, “Well, are not the real Islamophobes the ones who automatically assume that all Muslims would be offended by our silly doodles?” Again: no.

. . . Again, I say this not to devalue the Hebdo shootings, but to dispel something of the aura of martyrdom surrounding it. Their ethics of freedom of expression and unchecked expression are all noble and good and all. But they’re built for a perfect world. And a world in which cartoonists who earn their livings doodling the genitals of major religious figures are hailed as vanquished heroes strikes me as the furthest thing from a perfect world.

Apparently, in Semley’s perfect world there would be no biting criticism of religion! But Semley’s review shows arrant ignorance of what he’s criticizing.  I’ve written before about how many people who decry the Charlie Hebdo cartoons as racist or “Islamophobic” go by the images themselves, having no idea what the cartoons are really supposed to mean. In reality, the magazine itself was pro-immigrant and anti-racist, often using its cartoons to mock the anti-immigrant French Right, like Marine Le Pen’s National Front Party. Critics like Semley are in fact railing against something they don’t understand, and in fact haranguing those with whom they largely agree.

At any rate, here’s Semley’s one-hour discussion with Nice Mangos and her co-host, “Paul”. Semley does not come off well, raising every trite argument against mocking religion that’s ever been made.

I sent the interview above to Jeff Tayler, who knew many of the murdered writers for Charlie Hebdo and is intimately acquainted with the publication. Here’s his response (quoted with permission):

“Charlie Hebdo’s cartoonists are all progressive.  There wasn’t a racist among them.  This Semley guy cannot, I assume, read French, so he cannot understand the captions and context, which would have destroyed his entire argument. Eiynah [the first name Nice Mango uses on her sites] does a great job of wearing him down, and clearly defeated him, reducing him to gibberish a couple of times.
No progressive person in France considers Charlie Hebdo racist.  The argument there against them comes from Islamists and their apologists.”
Some final lagniappe: a tw**t:

Caturday felid trifecta: Cat nursery rhyme, Caspar the Savoy Hotel cat, cat marked with cat

February 20, 2016 • 9:00 am

Here’s a poem that you might know; it was first published in 1805 in the book Songs for the Nursery, and Wikipedia says this:

The melody commonly associated with the rhyme was first recorded by the composer and nursery rhyme collector James William Elliott in his National Nursery Rhymes and Nursery Songs (1870)

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But where did it come from? rhymes.org.uk gives a credible explanation:

The origins of the “Pussycat pussycat” rhyme dates back to the history of 16th century Tudor England. One of the waiting ladies of Queen Elizabeth I had an old cat which roamed throughout Windsor castle. On one particular occasion the cat ran beneath the throne where its tail brushed against the Queen’s foot, startling her. Luckily ‘Good Queen Bess’ had a sense of humour and decreed that the cat could wander about the throne room, on condition it kept it free of mice!

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However, this may be apocryphal, as Wikipedia says the relevant Queen might have been Caroline of Brunswick.

Click on the screenshot below to hear a clip of Elliott’s song:

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From Futility Closet comes a novel tale of a London Cat, Kaspar, or “Lucky Fourteen”:

When a party of 13 dines at London’s Savoy Hotel, the management wards off bad luck by setting a place for Kaspar, a two-foot-tall statue of a black cat.

According to legend, when diamond magnate Woolf Joel held a dinner party for 14 guests at the hotel in 1898, one guest dropped out, and another predicted that the first person to leave the table would die. Joel left first and was shot dead a few weeks later.

To allay any further trouble, architect Basil Ionides sculpted Kaspar in 1927. When he joins a dining party, the cat has a napkin tied around his neck and is served like a regular diner, with a full place setting, champagne and wine.

Winston Churchill so admired Kaspar that he called for his attendance at every meeting of the Other Club, the political dining society that he founded with F.E. Smith. Kaspar has attended every fortnightly meeting for the last 88 years. Presumably he has a tell-all memoir in the works.

Here’s the statue in situ:

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The book Cats and Us notes a bit more:

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The first reader to send me a photo of him/herself along with Kaspar in his display case at the Savoy will get an autographed (and, if you want, illustrated) paperback copy of Faith Versus Fact (out May 17).

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This is “Inception,” a cat within a cat. I have a feeling I’ve shown him before, but that would have been long ago, and we’ve had considerable turnover of readers. And if you like this cat, be sure to have a look at this Miracle Kitten, featured here a long time ago.

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And, as lagniappe, two readers’ cats, the first from Sharon Housinger:

This is my cat, Ajax.  He is a Maine Coon.

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Reader Andy Saxon won an autographed and illustrated (with his cat) copy of Faith Versus Fact for documenting his visit to the Bag of Nails “cat pub” in Bristol. He sent along a photo of his moggie so I could draw it in the book, and here it is (I don’t have its name yet). This will be hard to draw, but, like Ajax, it’s a beautiful cat:

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h/t: Michael, jsp