My political profile: how Leftist am I (or are you)?

January 30, 2018 • 12:45 pm

You’ve surely heard the old saying, “If you are not a liberal at 25, you have no heart; if you’re not a conservative at 35, you have no brain.” The antecedents of the quote go back to 1875, but when I was younger I thought this was a horrible quote. I would never, I vowed, become a conservative.  And I don’t think I have, though I’ve been accused of being “alt-right”, of helping Trump get elected because I criticized Hillary, and so on.

Still, I worry that I might lose the liberal ideals I had when I was younger, especially now when I spend a lot of time on this site criticizing what I see as the maladaptive excesses of the Left. I told Grania I was worried about this, and she proposed that I locate my position on the political compass. When you go to that site, you’re directed to a six-page list of what seem to be pretty good questions, like these:

I thought very hard before answering them, and, when I was done, I was given this as my position on the two-axis political spectrum:

Well, I’m pretty Left, where is where I thought I’d be, and I’m glad to see I’m more libertarian than authoritarian; in fact, I’m just as libertarian as I am Leftist.  I’m satisfied with this, though of course I don’t know much about the Political Compass. Readers might want to take the test for themselves, see where they place, and report the results below. In fact, I’ll make a poll to help, but add a comment below if you think the answer is close to where you figured.

 

“Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Old versus Purified versions

January 30, 2018 • 11:15 am

Here’s the original version of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. The first half shows Betty Grable and Ricardo “Corinthian Leather” Montalban; the second Red Skelton and Red Skelton and Betty Garrett. The song was written by Frank Loesser in 1944, was sung by him and his wife at parties, and first appeared in this movie: “Neptune’s Daughter” (1949):

As you probably know, this song has been strongly criticized for showing sexual malfeasance, though people apparently haven’t seen the role reversal that starts at 2:27. Well, women can be domineering too, but I can see why this song would raise a lot of hackles were it recorded today. (Lady Gaga is apparently complicit.) Given the symmetry of roles, and the fact that it’s older than I am, I can’t get very worked up about it, though.

The consent-friendly version below, however, is the response of 2018. Rather than just pointing out the difficulty of negotiating an acceptable sexual relationship in these fraught times, people go back and rewrite the past.  This rewrite makes me absolutely cringe, not because of the need for “affirmative consent”, with which I agree, but because it’s so heavy-handed with the virtue—and not humorous to boot. Yes, we get it! We don’t need to be beat over the head with a ball peen Virtue Hammer. (Note: the site says a portion of the proceeds will be donated to good causes; I think they should donate all the proceeds.)

My conclusion: These days, people under the age of 30 should not be allowed to have sex.

Matthew on The Infinite Monkey Cage

January 30, 2018 • 10:00 am

Matthew was too reticent to tell me that he appeared on yesterday’s Radio 4 episode of The Infinite Monkey Cage with Robin Ince and Brian Cox. The 30-minute episode is “The Teenage Brain”, and you can download it by going to the site below (click on the screenshot). Besides Matthew Cobb (professor of Zoology at the University of Manchester), we have Scottish comedian Rory Bremner and Sarah-Jayne Blakemore, a neuroscientist at University College London.

The topic:

 Stomping off to your bedroom, being embarrassed by your parents, wanting to fit in with your peers and a love of risky behaviour are all well known traits associated with our teenage years, exasperating parents through the ages. But new research into dynamic changes going on in the brain during these key years has revealed that it’s not just hormones that are responsible for these behaviours. Could a better understanding of what is going on during these formative years not only help teenagers themselves, but inform our education system and even help prevent many of the mental health problems that often begin during adolescence?

As usual, the show is a mixture of good-natured banter, comedy, and hard science:

h/t: Kevin

More on my ancestry: Is my name really Irish? Were my ancestors gentiles? Is my genome kosher?

January 30, 2018 • 9:00 am

Today will be a bit solipsistic; so be it.

Yesterday, after I posted a picture of my dad that I’d never seen before, some kind readers went into ancestry.com and retrieved more information about the Coyne genealogy, most of which was new to me. I’m not going to bore you with all the details, but the most interesting one is that my last name came from Ireland, and has been “Coyne” at least since the beginning of the nineteenth century. The big mystery is whether the Irish Coynes were Jewish or not. Some of this info came from Ancestry.com, other bits from my cousin Jeff.

A bit of background: when I wrote WEIT, I had my Y chromosome tested to see if it was from the Kohanim tribe, the priestly “caste” of Jews. I was absolutely sure that, sometime in the last century and a half, my ancestors were named Cohan or Cohen—a Jewish name—and changed it at Ellis Island to sound less Jewish.

Well, the DNA from the Y chromosome turned out not to be the characteristic Y of the Kohanim. This priestly duty is passed from father to son, and there is a characteristic kohanim Y chromosome that identifies them. Like surnames, Y chromosomes are passed from father to son, and so if I was one of the high-class Kohanim, a genetic test would tell me. (Curiously, I don’t believe in any of that religious stuff, but I wanted to find out as a way to get into evolution as the genealogy of ALL LIFE. That would be the intro to my first book, but I ditched it.) Well, it turned out I was a fake Cohen: all Kohanim are named Cohen or Cohan or Cohane, but not all Cohens and the like are Kohanim. That’s because many Jews took the name Cohen to pretend they were of that caste.  But my Y did show that I was Eastern European Jewish, which comported with what I knew of my ancestry. And it also meant that every one of my patrilineal ancestors named Coyne must also have been Jewish, because they had the Jewish Y that was passed on to me.

Here is the strange part, though: the genealogy that one of my relatives put on Ancestry.com:

More background, some of which comes from my second cousin Jeffrey Coyne: my father, and his late sister Madeline, were the products of the marriage of Joseph Coyne (who ran an auto parts store in Uniontown, Pennsylvania, and was fairly well off) and a woman named Florence Bloom.  Shortly after my father was born, his mother got the Spanish flu from the great epidemic in 1918, and died. (My father never knew his mother.) His father later remarried a much younger woman, Rose Keanan, and they had a son, Jack—my father’s half brother. My father was apparently poorly treated by Rose, and he and his sister were raised largely by their grandmother Pauline.  Joseph then lost every cent he had in the 1929 stock market crash, and, after he converted to Christian Science, he and Rose moved to Miami in the early 1930s, where Joseph died of a heart attack at 57 or 58. Rose remarried five or six times, and apparently remained a “hard drinking and bitter woman.” My father and his sister stayed in Pennsylvania.

Apparently because of the abusive way his step-mother treated him, and issues around the probate process when Joseph died, my father and Jack didn’t speak for decades—until they met again when I was a postdoc in Davis, California. (Jack lived nearby in Sacramento.) About 15 years ago I was contacted by Jack’s son Jeffrey, who taught law at Duke and also did private legal work, and he furnished me with some of the family history. (I believe all the information an Ancestry.com came from him.)

My paternal grandfather Joseph was Jewish, for his mother was Jewish: Pauline Zoffer, born in 1856 in Germany. Here’s the manifest of the ship Schiller when she came to the US in 1858, arriving with her mother and brothers Solomon and Heinrich (her age is given as five, so I’m not sure about the disparity; also, I was told by Jeffrey that Pauline’s father Isadore was also on the ship , though the manifest doesn’t show that).

 

Here’s the 1920 census showing my dad’s family at that time. Pauline Zoffer, his grandmother, is listed as residing at the home, including Joseph, his son Floyd (my dad), and my aunt Madeline (my dad’s sister). Apparently Joseph hadn’t yet remarried two years after his wife died in 1918:

As the diagram at the top shows, Pauline married Peter Coyne, born in New York in 1862. There used to be an announcement online of my paternal great-grandparents’ wedding in Brooklyn, and it was a small piece titled “Jewish wedding”, announcing that Peter and Pauline were married at a synagogue.  (Sadly, that announcement is no longer there, but I remember it.) That comports with Pauline’s religion, but what about Peter’s?  Jeff tells me that their marriage “caused a rift within the Zoffer family” because Pauline married a gentile, and that would mean that my name wasn’t Jewish—wasn’t changed from “Cohen” or “Coyne”. But if that’s the case, why do I have a Y chromosome showing Eastern European Jewish ancestry. For that would mean that Peter himself was not of complete gentile ancestry, but that his Y was Eastern European Jewish. (I have his Y.)

It is a mystery. Peter’s parents were Patrick and Catherine Coyne, with Patrick born in 1823 and Catherine in 1831, both in IRELAND. And Patrick’s parents were John and Ann Coyne, both Irish, too, with John born in 1803 in Galway and Ann born in 1805 in Ireland (no city specified). My name, and my Y chromosome, goes straight back to John W. Coyne.

Already, then, at the beginning of the nineteenth century, the name “Coyne” was still “Coyne”, and perhaps it was never “Cohan” or a variant therefore. All this time I’ve been telling people that my name was changed from something like “Cohan,” which was simply a guess.

While there is a small Jewish community in Ireland around Galway, there are also plenty of pure Irish Coynes. So I have no idea if my name was changed from something else, was always “Coyne”, and whether “Coyne” was even a Jewish name. Was the wedding in Brooklyn a “mixed” one? Why do I have a Jewish Y chromosome if my paternal great-grandfather was a gentile?

Although I’m an atheist, according to Jewish law I’m considered Jewish since my mother (the other side of the family) was 100% Jewish: the daughter of David and Sadie Frank, Jewish immigrants from Russia and Eastern Europe respectively.  But the source of my name, and of my Y chromosome, remains a mystery. Was “Peter Coyne” really Jewish and pretending to be a gentile, explaining why the “mixed” marriage really wasn’t mixed, even though it’s said to have angered my great-grandmother’s relatives?

Who knows? I’ll do some more digging when I have time. And maybe I’ll take a full DNA test (only Ys and mtDNA were available ten years ago).

 

Readers’ wildlife photos (and videos)

January 30, 2018 • 7:45 am

James Blilie sent some photos by his son; the date for the first batch is January 3, and the last batch was sent January 28. James’s notes are indented:

Here are some more photos from my son, Jamie (13).  He shoots with a Canon PowerShot SX530 “super zoom” camera.
 
This fall, we built a natural-like suet log, hoping to attract our neighborhood(!) pileated woodpeckers (Dryocopus pileatus). It worked! Here’s the log:  A chunk of dead-fall poplar with 1.25 inch holes bored in it.  The local hardware stores sell “rolls” (cylinders) of suet with mealworms and seeds in them.  The woodpeckers LOVE these. The weather is COLD!

Pileated woodpeckers;, we can discern at least two different birds (red crest size):

 

The male pileated (the female has a red crest; but her red area is smaller.  The male has red over most of the top of his head, down onto his neck, and a red chin streak).

 

The female pileated:

The suet log in full, with a Hairy Woodpecker (Leuconotopicus villosus):

Downy Woodpecker (Dryobates pubescens):
And a Red-bellied Woodpecker (Melanerpes carolinus), loads of these:
Jamie’s video of the pileated at work:
And, his shot of the moon, hand-held!

Lagniappe: Videos from reader Arthur Williams:

Also, if you are running low, I post a link to two videos that I shot, one of a manatee (Trichechus inunguis) with obvious dorsal prop scars, and the other of a fledgling brood of two red-tailed hawks (Buteo jamaicensis); one is testing his wings in wind that might be a little too much for the youngling.

 

Tuesday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

January 30, 2018 • 6:30 am

It’s Tuesday, January 30, 2018, and we’ve one more day to go in the month. It’s National Croissant Day, which is crazy because that’s a French food and shouldn’t be culturally appropriated with an American “National” Day. I’m shaking and crying now. It’s Fred Korematsu Day in California, celebrating the birthday of that Japanese-American civil rights activist.

On this day in 516 BC (how do they know the date with such certainty?), construction was finished on the Second Temple of Jerusalem.  On January 30, 1649, King Charles I of England was beheaded for treason; he was 48 years old. Exactly twelve years later, Oliver Cromwell, who helped doom King Charles but died of an infection in 1658, was exhumed and “ritually executed”: his lifeless body was hanged, beheaded, and thrown into a pit. On this day in 1908, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was released from prison in South Africa for refusing to carry his identity card. Though he was sentenced to two months in jail, cabinet member (and later Prime Minister) Jan C. Smuts ordered his release.  On this day in 1933, Adolf Hitler was sworn in as Chancellor of Germany.  Then, on January 30, 1948, Gandhi, on his way to a prayer meeting at Birla House, was assassinated by Hindu extremist Nathuram Godse.  Godse, along with a co-conspirator, was hanged in November, 1949.

Here are two videos; the first of the funeral procession and cremation itself, the second of Gandhi’s ashes after he was cremated. Note the presence of Nehru, as well as Lord Mountbatten and Edwina Mountbatten, in the second video. I, too, have paid by homage to Gandhi at the Raj Ghat where he was cremated.

 

 

On this day in 1969, the Beatles gave their last public performance. As you may know, it was an impromptu concert given on the roof of Apple Records, was broken up by the police, and was featured in the movie Let it Be. Here’s one of the nine songs they played:

Notables born on this day include Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882), Roy Eldridge (1911), Barbara Tuchman (1912), Gene Hackman (1930), Vanessa Redgrave and Boris Spassky (1937), Dick Cheney (1941), and Phil Collins (1951).  Those who expired on January 30 include Betsy Ross (1836), Mahatma Gandhi and Orville Wright (both 1948), and Coretta Scott King (2006).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is looking at Andrzej’s back as he bends down to get a book:

Hili: It looks very suspicious.
Cyrus: I think so, too.
In Polish:
Hili: To wygląda bardzo podejrzanie.
Cyrus: Też mam takie wrażenie.

Over in Wloclawek, Leon got a bit cold during his walkies in the snow:

Leon: My paw is frozen, breathe on it!

First, two serious tweet found by Grania: Iranian women risk arrest by publicly removing their hijabs:

https://twitter.com/ArminNavabi/status/958043414011850752

Another tweet from Grania: Ratty takes a shower. This is amazing, but I’m wondering if it’s real. Station KATSU implies that it is, but there’s no identifying information (h/t Snowy Owl). What do you think?

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/957661697115750400

And from reader Blue—Scottish Fold kitten in the loo:

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/957737320324698114

Matthew sent a strange pair of roommates:

. . and two weird caterpillers:

Apparently a church-school assignment, sent by Matthew: