This is from Britain’s The Daily Mash. Click on screenshot to see the whole thing, which goes on longer than this:
h/t: Grania
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This is from Britain’s The Daily Mash. Click on screenshot to see the whole thing, which goes on longer than this:
h/t: Grania
Good morning on another frigid and snowy day: Monday, February 5, 2018. The temperature in Chicago is -2° F (-19° C), and I froze my ears walking to work. It’s World Nutella Day, and despite the fact that the stuff is universally loved, I tried it for the first time last year and didn’t like it. In the U.S. it’s National Weatherpersons Day (why couldn’t they call it “National Meterologists Day”?).
In sports news (a rarity here), every American knows that, against all odds, the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots in the Superbowl; the score was 41-33. I even watched a bit of it. And so we’ll sign off at the sports desk until next year.
Not much happened on this day in history. On February 5, 1852, the Hermitage Museum opened in St. Petersburg, Russia. I spent two days visiting it a few years ago, and it’s the best art museum I’ve ever seen, as it’s in a royal palace. On this day in 1885, King Leopold II of Belgium established the Congo as a “personal possession”—a corporate entity that he controlled. On this day in 1909, Belgian chemist Leo Baekeland announced his creation of the world’s first artificial plastic: Bakelite. (I had a Bakelite clarinet when I played in my junior high school band.) Exactly a decade later, the film and entertainment studio United Artists (still going) was founded by Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks, and D. W. Griffith. On February 5, 1939, Franco became the “Caudillo”—the leader of Spain who served—if that’s the right word—until his death in 1975, and the big news is that he’s still dead. Finally, on this day in 1988, Manuel Noriega was indicted on drug smuggling and money laundering charges. He was jailed in the U.S. in 1992, then extradited to France in 2010, and then to Panama in 2012, where he died in prison in May of last year.
Notables born on February 5 include Robert Peel (1788), the conjoined twins Daisy and Violet Hilton (1908), Red Buttons (1919), Hank Aaron (1934), Al Kooper (1944), Charlotte Rampling (1946) and Jennifer Jason Leigh (1962). Here’s a live performance of my favorite song by Al Kooper (the original by Blood, Sweat & Tears is here).
Those who expired on this day include Thomas Carlyle (1881), Marianne Moore (1972), and Wassily Leontief (1999).
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili made a pun.
A: What are you doing there?Hili: I’m working behind the screens.

Ja: Co tam robisz?
Hili: Pracuję za ekranem.
In Winnipeg, Gus’s staff watched the great Turkish cat documentary Kedi, and Gus joined in. If you like cats, or Turkey, watch it! The staff report (with photos):
I finally got to watch Kedi! Gus found it riveting, but he didn’t care for the fight scenes. He leapt on to the railing after the first meow and tried to find the cat. Later, he settled onto the harpsichord bench and stared intently at the screen for the duration. The only other times he has been interested in the television is when there were birds.


Here’s a d*g + cat tweet found by Grania:
https://twitter.com/TheFarSide_ish/status/959971784899510272
And another, which is the best biology tweet of the decade. It shows how science can solve a long-unanswered philosphical conundrum:
Science 1, Philosophy 0.
Bringing this up is sure to make you very popular at dinner parties. pic.twitter.com/4Kb5qxOzfs
— Lucas Lynch (@lucasjlynch) February 4, 2018
Grania also sent an owl:
https://twitter.com/planetepics/status/960136042681655296
Two tweets sent by reader Gethyn (half of the staff of Theo, the espresso-drinking cat):
When you feed the birds in Glenfinnan and the stag decides he wants a bit too @GlenfinnanHouse #scot #wildlife pic.twitter.com/LTv5zQVmpv
— Glenfinnan House (@GlenfinnanHouse) February 3, 2018
It’s just a crayfish in a bucket but doesn't it look like it’s taking over the entire planet? https://t.co/eidQJBJ4YN pic.twitter.com/gN6h9aFZ55
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) February 3, 2018
And two tweets found by Dr. Cobb. Look at that lizard scuttle for blueberries!
everyone shut up and watch this video of a bearded dragon eating blueberries pic.twitter.com/NVLLGNL9DE
— sham (@mahsyako) February 3, 2018
And this is surprising—and sad:
A new report found that only 8 percent of high school seniors surveyed said that slavery was the reason the South seceded in the Civil War. https://t.co/HwQAk0vtIj
— NPR (@NPR) February 4, 2018

I heard from Grania that this conversation took place, and could only imagine how it went down, especially given the difference in demeanor between these two guys. Russell Brand can be quite funny and articulate, but he can also be gonzo. Sam is never gonzo. I haven’t yet watched this two-hour video, but I’m putting it here in case you want some brain food instead of watching the Superbowl.
Apropos, here’s how readers predict the Superbowl outcome as of 2:30. (Not much of a vote, I have to say.) I voted for the Patriots, though all I know about this contest is that Tom Brady is a great quarterback. Kickoff is at 5:30 Chicago time, which is the same as Minneapolis time, where the game will be played. Yes, it will be played in the dark and in bitter cold; it’s insane that they’re not having it in, say, Florida.

On to the main event, which I’ll watch in pieces:
h/t: Vera
I’m trying to read three books at once, and keep getting interrupted by the weekly arrival of The New Yorker, which takes an evening to read. In the interest of all of us sharing our readings, I start the comments (please chime in) with this list of books:
1.) A Brief History of Everyone Who Ever Lived: the Human Story Retold Through Our Genes by writer and science popularizer Adam Rutherford, who was trained as a geneticist under my friend Steve Jones (the book is dedicated to Steve). It’s a summary of what happened to the genus Homo over the last million years, concentrating on what happened after the genus made its multiple egresses from Africa. It’s of course going to be outdated soon, but for a comprehensive look at what we know now, I can’t think of a better book. One quibble: the book is written in a folksy, breezy style, and that makes it a bit bloated. There are also gratuitous footnotes similar to those in Robert Sapolsky’s Behave. When mentioning the genetic survey of Iceland (a fascinating project), Björk comes up with an asterisk, and you can read at the bottom Rutherford’s take: “*Who is of course a genius.” I don’t share that view! Nevertheless, if you want to make sense of the confusing picture of human evolution, what with multiple Out-of-Africa trips, the Denisovans, the Neanderthals, their interbreeding with modern H. sapiens, and the enigmatic “hobbit” H. floresiensis, this is the book for you. I’m 125 pages into the 350-page book.

2.) Science Unimited?: The Challeges of Scientism. This collection of essays, edited by philosophers Maarten Boudry and Massimo Pigliucci, is published by the University of Chicago Press. The term “scientism”, of course, has diverse meanings, but is usually employed pejoratively. It can mean scientists overstepping their boundaries (as when science attempts to discern “objective” moral truths); science construed too broadly (Pigliucci, as he often does, criticizes my claim that “science construed broadly” is simply the use of science’s empirical techniques to find truth, so that a plumber “does science” by finding the source of a leak); scientists demanding that the humanities use more scientific methods; scientists criticizing the humanities for being a worthless endeavor, and so on. Different authors have different definitions, which makes the book a bit scattered, but still useful.
There are 15 chapters of diverse views and quality. Some are written poorly; others very well. The ones I found good reading so far are those of Philip Kitcher (with whom I disagree but whose arguments are clear and well written; you can see his chapter here, republished from The New Republic, as well as my disagreements—and Philip’s defense—here and here), Boudry, Stephen Law, and Russell Blackford. (I haven’t read the last five chapters). I’m less interested in the “demarcation problem” (what characterizes science as opposed to other endeavors?) than in the issue of whether anything other than science-like empirical study can give us truth about the universe. I’m not convinced that anybody makes a good case for “other ways of knowing.”

3.) The Qur’an. As I noted before, I’ve read the Qur’an once but wanted to read an English translation that both Muslim and non-Muslim scholars find accurate, or at least true to the original. I decided on Arberry’s translation, and started reading that one. But, like the Bible and the Book of Mormon (I’ve read all of the former and some of the latter), it’s deadly dull and even scary. When I started reading Rutherford’s book, I put the Qur’an aside because it wasn’t nearly as interesting. I’ll get back to it and work my way through in a couple of weeks. But reading both the Old and New Testaments nearly did me in—despite Richard Dawkins’s claim and the effort of King James’s translators, it’s still mostly tedious stuff, with only occasional bits of “poetry”—and the Qur’an is even duller. But I have to have some knowledge when I discuss Islam, and the best way to do that is read its scriptures. Of course Muslims will claim that a. no translation can do the original justice, and b. I don’t understand what Allah meant when he dictated it through Gabriel to Muhammad. So it goes.

Your turn. What are you reading, and do you like it?
February 1 was World Hijab Day, devoted to furthering Islam by letting non-Muslims engage in sartorial cultural appropriation (see my post here). One of the pretenses made by some hijabis is that they find this garment of oppression “empowering” (see below). But here’s a case in which a hijabi was “empowered” to bully a non-Muslim student who politely refused to don the headscarf.
From Twitchy and Theredelephants.com we have the tale of Kathy Zhu, a student at the University of Central Florida who appears to be a political conservative. As always, I issue the caveat that I’m not on her side of the aisle, but what happened to her is irrelevant to her own politics. What happened simply shows how intersectionalists treat someone considered ideologically impure in these divisive days.
On Hijab Day, Zhu came across a booth on her campus offering students the chance to try on a hijab (and get one free). She politely refused to try on the headscarf, and then posted pictures of the booth on Twitter along with some religious commentary, with which I agree:
https://twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/status/959114087421661191
I’ve enlarged the pictures:


One of the hijabis at the booth got angry that Zhu not only refused politely, but took a picture. Further, Zhu committed the sin of “not asking questions”, after which she would of course have learned how wonderfully feminist and empowering the veil is.
Then things got nasty, as the hijabi called “I’m still here” called for readers to write to the University’s student conduct office to get Zhu expelled, since “Ignorance will not be tolerated.”
TWITTER DO YOUR THING
Let’s get this girl expelled. Email st_condu@ucf.edu (UCF OFFICE OF STUDENT CONDUCT) and send them Kathy’s tweet, including the photos in her thread. Ignorance will not be tolerated on my campus.
— I go by Ray (@anotherarabgorl) February 1, 2018
Zhu responded, as did others:
https://twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/status/959216229729923074
https://twitter.com/PoliticalKathy/status/959217182021439488
This is the crux of the issue: these days, political, religious, and ideological disagreement is not subject to simple discussion, either in person or on social media. No, the violator must be personally attacked, fired, or have their life ruined in other ways.
What have we come to? I can’t imaging having somebody fired for this. When Eric Hedin taught creationism at Ball State, and I wrote to his department and posted on it this site, I always emphasized that I wanted his illegal teaching of creationism stopped as a violation of the Constitution; but I didn’t want Hedin fired, and said so.
We (and by this I mean both Right and Left) have to stop trying to personally damage those with whom we disagree. There should be no punching of Nazis, no calling for ruining someone’s life.
https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/959233714202005504
https://twitter.com/SnarkActual/status/959235171626225665
In the end, Mohammed Tawhidi, the Australian “Imam of Peace”, weighed in (yes, he is indeed a Muslim scholar, but is quite liberal):
https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/959263107703959552
Here’s his letter, which he sent to the University’s Office of Student Conduct:

Now I seriously doubt whether the University will do anything to Zhu, and I hope they defend her. I’m not sure, though, whether the University, as Tawhidi claims, provides “special treatment to a certain group of students.” I’m sure that if Orthodox Jews wanted a booth giving gentiles an opportunity to wear the yarmulke (skullcap), the University would have provided it.
Reader Joe Dickinson sent some photos of elephant seals; his notes are indented.
Here are some photos of northern elephant seals (Mirounga angustirostris) taken in late December at the Año Nuevo rookery about 20 miles up the coast from Santa Cruz. This was early in the birthing and mating season and included my first ever sightings of newborn pups.
First, an iconic mature male with the characteristic proboscis.

Another battle-scarred veteran rests on a bed of seaweed. The scars and lacerations on the neck are from territorial battles with other males.

Here is a juvenile male with only the beginning of a proboscis. That is a newborn pup (more below) in front.

This female is too young, I think, to be mating this season.

Docents constantly monitor the rookery and stated with certainty that this pup was less than a day old.

The pups squeal a lot and can scoot along the beach about as well as their elders.

What can I say besides “awwww”?

Here it is trying to figure out how (and where) to nurse. Hint: about a yard further south.

For comparison, here is a pup about two months older (from last year down at Piedras Blancas, the other large mainland rookery)

Also at Piedras Blancas, this is a pile-o-pups left on the beach when the mothers, pregnant with next year’s pup, returned to sea. They have really put on the pounds. For size comparison, that is a young adult male upper left. The fasting females, correspondingly, lose about a third of their body weight while nursing.

Back to Año Nuevo, this is the setting. The rookery was established first on the island where one can see the remains of an abandoned light house station and spread to the mainland around 1980.

The sandy beaches favored by the seals are backed in some places by low cliffs and elsewhere by dunes. The latter are favored by the females giving birth (and mating just a few days later), so those are mostly non-dominant males sprawled along that beach.

Update: Grania called my attention to these tweets and posts by Nicole Serratore, a freelance journalist; apparently even Nigel’s tragedy can get politicized!
I thought the first one must surely be satire, but someone saved a screenshot of her linked Facebook post—one that she’s since deleted. So I think both are serious: why would Serratore have deleted the post were it satirical? And Serratore’s tweets below that deleted post imply that she’s still on about Nigel!
This might be harsh since Nigel is now dead, but…
Even concrete birds do not owe you affection, Nigel. Stop wooing a bird who is not interested. https://t.co/Hhy0GyOqdn
— Nicole Serratore (@MildlyBitter) February 2, 2018
And there’s this:

And there’s this:

I'm available to write the feminist perspective on Nigel the gannet's non-tragic death should anyone wish to pay me.
— Nicole Serratore (@MildlyBitter) February 2, 2018
Can’t we let the poor, lonely gannet be instead of using him to further our ideology? But maybe the whole thing is satirical: these days it’s hard to tell satire from genuine belief.