Welcome to CaturSaturday, June 22, 2024, cat shabbos (no turning on lights!) and National Onion Rings Day. I’d eat these instead of fries any day, but most places don’t give you very many rings in an order. This video will tell you where to get the best fast-food onion rings. (Spoiler: it’s Culver’s.)
It’s also National Chocolate Eclair Day, World Rainforest Day, Father’s Day in Guernsey, the Isle of Man, and Jersey, and Windrush Day in the UK (look it up).
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the June 22 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*GLORY BE! The Supreme Court has made another decision, but a sensible one—with an 8-1 vote. Domestic abusers can be denied guns!
An 8-1 Supreme Court upheld a federal law that forbids domestic abusers from possessing guns, ruling Friday that the Second Amendment permits temporarily disarming people found to pose a threat to others.
The case was the first major test of the conservative majority’s new approach to gun rights, laid out in a 2022 opinion declaring that weapons regulations can pass muster only if they are analogous to those familiar to Americans of the founding era some 250 years ago. While some lower courts have since demanded strict analogues of 18th-century laws for modern regulations to survive constitutional scrutiny, Friday’s decision showed the justices willing to give more leeway for legislators to address gun violence today.
Writing for the court, Chief Justice John Roberts said that while gun laws must be consistent with historical examples, it was a mistake to conclude that weapons regulations must be “trapped in amber.” For centuries, he wrote, English and American law had permitted disarming people judged as threats to public safety.
“The Second Amendment permits more than just those regulations identical to ones that could be found in 1791,” Roberts wrote.
Only Justice Clarence Thomas, who wrote the 2022 opinion expanding Second Amendment protections, dissented. “Not a single historical regulation justifies the statute at issue,” he said.
. . . The ruling reverses a federal appeals court in New Orleans that invalidated a 1994 federal law denying firearms to people under domestic-violence restraining orders. The Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals reasoned that such measures were unknown in the founding era.
Yep, Thomas is an originalist, so naturally he’s the sole dissenter. But I’m heartened with Roberts’s opinion that we don’t have to go all the way back to the Founding Times to adjudicate gun rights. I think Roberts really wants the Court to be less policitized and more sensible, but people like Thomas and Alito won’t let that happen. (I heard last night on the news that Sotomayor noted that the chances of someone living with a domestic abuser having a gun, and being killed, is five times higher than if the abuser doesn’t have a gun.
*Once again I’ll steal three items from Nellie Bowles’s weeky news summary at The Free Press. This week’s column is called “TGIF: Cheap fakes.”
→ Hell yeah, Congress: The Senate just overwhelmingly approved new pro–nuclear power legislation on Tuesday, with a vote of 88–2. Who are the two? Just two senators who hate the idea of copious clean nuclear energy and want us to stay on dirty coal so that the Extinction Rebellion kids can keep protesting by gluing their hands to our commuter thoroughfares. Logical. Simple. Yes, the two holdouts are Senators Ed Markey, and—you guessed it—Bernie Sanders. But let’s focus on the bright side: our Senate just did something bipartisan, functional, and pro-progress. We love to see it.
The bill does a number of things, like streamlining the permit process, cutting costs for developers, and opening to new technology like small modular nuclear reactors. Meanwhile, protesting climate change or something, Just Stop Oil folks this week are spraying Stonehenge with orange powder. And honestly, it looks cool. Painting Stonehenge is not a bad idea. Especially if you want some angry Anglo-Saxon deity (oh my god it’s my dad! He wants to read Beowulf to you, and for you to get your elbows off the table!) to haunt you and your descendants.
And OMG:
→ Candace Owens comes out against World War II: Candace Owens, a star conservative commentator now building her own media company, argues that it was a mistake for the U.S. to enter World War II. When a journalist asks to confirm this, saying: “So, you think that America shouldn’t have gone into that second world war?” Candace replies: “Yeah, and that is a radical statement. People don’t know how to deal with that because we’ve all been so brainwashed by the school system to believe that ‘Look how great things are. . . . ’ This whole idea of international liberalism—now it’s not just about your problems, it’s about solving the world’s problems. Let’s make sure that in Pakistan there’s a trans flag waving. No.” So, England should have fallen to the Nazis. Because otherwise we get The Trans Flag. This is where the new right is at. They believe World War II was a mistake; the Nazis would have been fine controlling Europe, which is none of our business anyway; and when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor we should have said, “Thank you! Hawaii always seemed gay to us too! Men wearing necklaces made of flowers?!” Thanks for bravely saying what no one else will dare to, Candace.
Meanwhile, who’s Candace Owens’ new best friend, coming on the show to commiserate? None other than Briahna Joy Gray, the former press secretary for Bernie Sanders. It was inevitable they would find each other. All my favorites eventually do.
→ We must ban women from museums, out of respect: Oxford’s Pitt Rivers Museum has recently shelved some items away from public view in line with new policies that prioritize “cultural safety.” Hmm, what does that mean? Well, one such item is a mask made by the Igbo people of Nigeria that is not available for viewing in person or online and has been given the label must not be seen by women. I’m totally serious. See, the culture in which it was created forbade women from seeing it. It was used in male-only masquerade rituals. And that must be respected! Interesting. Well, there’s a lot of art made by devout Catholics for Catholic churches now in big museums. I don’t know if those artists would approve of, let’s say, gays on a fun date popping by to see that art after brunch. Should we hide it from the gays? I would argue most art in most museums was made by people who would be pretty pissed off by me looking at it, which is why I honor those cultures by never going to museums.
*After nine months, the University of Southern California (USC) dropped its inquiry into the nefarious behavior of a professor who called Hamas what they are: “murderers.”
In the weeks after Hamas attacked Israel in October, a confrontation between a Jewish USC professor and a group of pro-Palestinian students went viral and triggered a storm of controversy on campus.
Economics professor John Strauss told students — who were calling for a ceasefire and commemorating Palestinians slain in the war — “Hamas are murderers,” adding, “That’s all they are. Every one should be killed, and I hope they all are killed.”
Video of Strauss’ remarks spread rapidly online and led to a petition calling for the professor’s termination. More than 10 students also filed complaints against Strauss, accusing him of engaging in discrimination, harassment and fostering an unsafe environment.
This week, that long-running inquiry came to an end.USC administrators informed Strauss on Tuesday that the case against him was closed, the complaints by students would be dismissed and that he will face no formal discipline, according to the professor and his attorney.
“I’m relieved,” Strauss said in a phone interview. “As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been fully exonerated and they’re not doing anything to punish me, and it’s over.”His lawyer, Samantha Harris, said she was “frustrated that it took seven months to reach an obvious conclusion” that Strauss did not engage in harassment or discrimination.
“I’m nonetheless pleased that they reached the correct result,” Harris said.
Strauss meant HAMAS, not Palestinians, but this is free speech, not harassment. Here’s the incident for which Strauss was put on administrative leave:
*Speaking of dropping charges, the Manhattan D.A. has decided to drop charges against 46 pro-Palestinian protestors arrested for criminal trespass after barricading themselves in an academic building. (h/t Mayaan)
Dozens of pro-Palestinian student protesters arrested in April after occupying and barricading a building at Columbia University in New York City had all criminal charges against them dropped on Thursday, Manhattan prosecutors said at a court hearing.
The hearing at the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse came seven weeks after Columbia administrators called in hundreds of armed and heavily armored police officers to the university’s campus in a high-profile law-enforcement response that was broadcast live on national news channels.
Police arrested 46 protesters who had barricaded themselves inside Hamilton Hall, and cleared a weeks-old tent encampment on a nearby Columbia lawn that has inspired similar pro-Palestinian protests at universities around the world. At least nine of the 46 protesters arrested sustained injuries beyond minor scrapes and bruises, according to medical records, photographs shared by protesters, and interviews.
All 46 protesters, who were arrested on the night of April 30 about 20 hours after taking over the academic building, were initially charged with trespass in the third degree, a misdemeanor.Stephen Millan, a prosecutor in the Manhattan district attorney’s office, told the court on Thursday his office would not prosecute 30 protesters who were Columbia students at the time of the arrest, nor two who were Columbia employees, citing prosecutorial discretion and lack of evidence. A case against another student was dismissed earlier in the month.
What about the others?
Millan said protesters wore masks and covered surveillance cameras, and there was insufficient evidence to show that any individual defendant damaged property or injured anyone. No police officers were injured during the arrests, the prosecutor noted. None of the arrested students had any prior criminal history, and all were facing disciplinary proceedings, including suspensions and expulsions, by Columbia.
The district attorney’s office proposed the 13 accept an adjournment in contemplation of dismissal, a provision in New York law that if accepted means the case against a defendant will be dropped and sealed in six months if they are not arrested for another offense in the interim.
All 13 rejected the offer through their lawyers, who are seeking to have those cases dismissed. The 13 are due to return to court on July 25, by which date prosecutors must decide if they are willing to proceed to a trial over the trespass charges. Another arrested protester accepted the offer earlier in June.
*Over at the Weekly Dish, Andrew Sullivan, for some reason, declares that he has a problem with IVF (in vitro fertilization). That surprised me, so I read on. . .
So why do I find myself balking at some aspects of in vitro fertilization, or IVF?
The subject is fresh again. Alabama’s Supreme Court ruled in February that IVF was illegal under a 1872 state law that allowed parents to sue over the wrongful death of a minor child. The Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution opposing IVF last week, after which the Senate Democrats tried and failed to advance a bill protecting IVF access. The Democrats are politically smart on this: IVF remains hugely popular — on right and left, and it’s a better wedge issue than even abortion. Last month, a Pew survey found 70 percent support for the view that having access to IVF is a good thing; and even 60 percent of pro-lifers support access to IVF. It is, after all, an attempt to bring new life into the world, rather than to destroy it. Last week, Gallup found that 82 percent support the morality of IVF.
So why has it always made me queasy? It is not because I believe, as the Catholic Church teaches, that every child must be conceived through the sexual intercourse of a married couple, and that anything else is a violation of God’s law:
.. .The Alabama ruling focuses on the critical fact that in order to maximize the chances of just one successful human baby, you need to create multiple embryos to beat the high odds of reproductive failure. And once you’ve succeeded in implanting one future baby, you are inevitably left with the “spare” embryos, which you can then choose to freeze for future use, or donate to someone else, or — in the delicate language deployed in most medical descriptions — “discard”.
Money quote from the decision:
The central question presented in these consolidated appeals, which involve the death of embryos kept in a cryogenic nursery, is whether the Act contains an unwritten exception to that rule for extrauterine children — that is, unborn children who are located outside of a biological uterus at the time they are killed. Under existing black-letter law, the answer to that question is no: the Wrongful Death of a Minor Act applies to all unborn children, regardless of their location.
The law banning abortion, in other words, also directly bans IVF for the exact same reasons. An embryo is an embryo; and all embryos are human persons, however they were conceived. I suppose you can bash the justices for this kind of judicial activism. But what choice did they have, given the law they were interpreting?
. . .A typical procedure might yield just one viable embryo from, say, 12 in vitro; or it might, in very rare cases, yield 12. But in almost every case, a handful of human embryos is left over.
And that’s the rub for me. In many cases, you’re creating new lives only to destroy them as waste. In many others, you don’t destroy them; you merely use them to beat the odds. They are quite simply a means to an end, violating a basic norm of inviolable human dignity. And these “means” are your own offspring. IVF literally requires a mother to play Sophie’s Choice several times over.
In the end, Sullivan considers IVF “wrong” because it involves the discarding of “future human beings.” What he means is frozen embryos: frozen, fertilized eggs that have grown in a Petri dish for about a week before they’re frozen. They are not sentient, have no nervous system, and could become human beings only if they’re implanted in a woman. And because that won’t happen, Sullivan will deny all woman the right to have a child through IVF. He says the decision wasn’t easy for him, and I believe it. But would he make that decision if he weren’t a Catholic?
Of course I disagree with him, but if you think that a small ball of non-sentient cells has the same moral rights as a living human being, then you must believe in a soul; otherwise you’d find killing a fertilized redwood seed equivalent to cutting down a giant redwood. In other words, you’d have to labor under the delusions of religion. I, for one, would rather see a person be produced via IVF (and yes, with frozen embryos on the side) than have would-be and loving parents go childless.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili and Szaron are coming inside. . . well, at least Szaron appears to be:
A: Are you coming in or not?Hili: We are considering it.
Ja: Wchodzicie, czy nie?Hili: Rozważamy to.
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From Cat Memes:
From Things With Faces:
From The English Language Police (a great group for pedants):
From Masih: another woman dragged away by the Iranian morality police for not properly covering her hair. Can this regime persist forever?
The woman who sent me the video says: These days we are being humiliated and arrested for not covering our hair appropriately. Yet, when I turn on the TV, all I see is talk about so called election. How can this election be legitimate when half the population doesn’t even have… pic.twitter.com/d4GD2Dc5l0
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) June 21, 2024
From Pinkah: The Atlantic goes after Harvard’s dean Bobo, who wants to censor faculty (article archived here):
Free Speech at Harvard – The Atlantic. Trenchant reply to Dean Bobo’s call for punishing faculty who criticize Harvard or advise students on protest, by my colleague and sometimes coauthor @jflier https://t.co/BdXFK2z2nn
— Steven Pinker (@sapinker) June 21, 2024
From Malgorzata, who says, “a very-difficult-to-watch short interview will one of the female hostages – exchanged a few months ago for murderers”:
Hamas are rapists.
People in Western cities protest on marches organised by proxy organisations for rapists.
Students are creating encampments in support of rapists.
The UN Special Rapporteur is shilling for rapists.
Hamas are rapists. Pass it on.
— Andrew Fox (@Mr_Andrew_Fox) June 15, 2024
It this kosher? I suppose it is if you’re half asleep.
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) June 20, 2024
From Barry. who says “That buffalo isn’t fooling around.” Indeed, but I hope the big cat survived.
The way a buffalo helps its friend
pic.twitter.com/UmOBvvdDQY— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 10, 2024
From the Auschwitz Memorial, a girl gassed to death upon arrival at Auschwitz. She was thirteen.
21 June 1929 | French Jewish girl, Estelle Sobol, was born in Paris.
She arrived at #Auschwitz on 19 August 1942 in a transport of 997 Jews deported from #Drancy. She was murdered in a gas chamber after arrival selection. pic.twitter.com/s4gIMFFDnk
— Auschwitz Memorial (@AuschwitzMuseum) June 21, 2024
Two tweets from Dr. Cobb, still on hols. In the first one, remember that Matthew is biased, but 100 pounds seems a bit chintzy!
Seems a bit mean, considering… pic.twitter.com/FCz00WXttf
— Matthew Cobb (@matthewcobb) May 10, 2024
Great magic!
this was actually amazing pic.twitter.com/hdkXRpMzio
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) June 17, 2024












