Note: I’ve been struck down by severe insomnia again, and now have gone two nights without sleep. Posting will be light today as I try to rest and recover, and may also be very light tomorrow.
Welcome to CatSaturday, June 8, 2024, shabbos for Jewish cats and National Jelly Doughnut Day. I prefer the Polish variant, Pączki, shown below. Don’t they look good? They are fat, yeasty, and filled with good jam.

It’s also International Young Eagles Day (why the ageism?), National Rosé Day (the wine), World Gin Day, Best Friends Day, Thomas Paine Day (he died on this day in 1809), International Drink Chenin Blanc Day (it can be good!), Bounty Day on Norfolk Island, “the day that the descendants of the mutineers arrived on the respective islands” in 1856, World Brain Tumor Day and World Oceans Day.
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the June 8 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*Good nooz first. According to the Times of Israel, the IDF rescued four hostages, ALIVE, in Gaza.
Four Israeli hostages were rescued alive by troops from Hamas captivity in a daring operation in the central Gaza Strip earlier today, the military announces.
The rescued hostages are named as Noa Argamani, Almog Meir Jan, Andrey Kozlov, and Shlomi Ziv. All four had been abducted by Hamas terrorists on October 7 from the Supernova music festival near the southern community of Re’im.
Special forces had simultaneously raided two Hamas sites in central Gaza’s Nuseirat. At one location, Argamani was rescued, while Meir Jan, Kozlov, and Ziv were at the second location.
The rescued hostages are all in good condition, according to initial medical assessments. They were taken to Tel Hashomer Hospital for further evaluation.
Their photos from the ToI:

Argamani was known because videos of her being abducted by Hamas on the back of a motorcycle were widely circulated. Here’s a still photo of the abduction (h/t: Tom Gross):
*Clarence Thomas finally came clean about the ritzy trips he got from rich friends, revising his financial forms. Isn’t falsification of those forms a crime?
Justice Clarence Thomas revised his financial disclosure forms Friday to include two trips he took in 2019 that were paid for by billionaire Harlan Crow.
The first trip, in July 2019, was to the Indonesian island of Bali. The other was in the same month in Monte Rio, Calif. Crow, who is a real-estate developer and Republican Party donor, paid for food and lodging on both trips, according to the forms.
Thomas’s pattern of accepting luxury travel paid for by Crow was the subject of a ProPublica investigation in 2023.
At the time, Thomas defended his decision not to disclose the vacations, saying the personal trips weren’t the type that federal judges in the past had been required to report.
The ProPublica story renewed scrutiny of the court on Capitol Hill, where some lawmakers have long pushed for the justices to revisit their ethics policies. Last year, the court adopted its first formal code of ethics, saying at the time that the move “largely represents a codification of principles that we have long regarded as governing our conduct.”
Thomas said in Friday’s forms that he had “sought and received guidance from his accountant and ethics counsel” as part of a “review of prior filings that began last year.” The gifts from Crow were “inadvertently omitted at the time of filing,” Thomas said on the form.
Other stuff that was reported by other justices, who are more honest (Alito got a delay submitting his form).
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reported being paid almost $900,000 by Penguin Random House, which is publishing her memoir later this year.
Jackson also disclosed that the singer Beyoncé personally gifted her tickets to a concert, which were valued at around $3,700.
Justice Brett Kavanaugh similarly reported $340,000 in book royalty income. Axios reported on Thursday that the justice is working on a memoir.
And I don’t believe Thomas’s claims that he “inadvertently omitted the trips”.
*It doesn’t look as if Hunter Biden is doing very well vis-à-vis his gun trial. His daughter testified today and it didn’t help him:
Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi testified on Friday that her father was sober and “hopeful” in mid-2018, right before he claimed to be drug-free on a gun application — but that claim was quickly undercut by her own anguished texts saying he had driven her to the breaking point.
Ms. Biden, 30, a lawyer in Washington, took the stand hoping to bolster Mr. Biden’s contention that he was working hard to kick his addiction to crack cocaine and alcohol. She said he was “the clearest” she had seen him in years when visiting him in Los Angeles in August 2018.
But under an intense cross-examination, her claim seemed to crumble. Prosecutors read aloud her texts from mid-October, when Mr. Biden visited New York City, where Ms. Biden was living with her boyfriend and entering her second year of law school.
The exchanges painted a starkly different picture of his behavior. Mr. Biden ignored Ms. Biden’s desperate texts for hours and made a bizarre request when he did resurface, at one point asking her boyfriend to drop off keys to a borrowed truck at 2 a.m. in Midtown Manhattan before disappearing again.
“I’m sorry daddy, I can’t take this, I don’t know what to say,” she wrote to him on Oct. 18 — at a moment when he was buying crack and partying with a girlfriend, according to previous evidence introduced by the government.
His lawyers have offered a spirited, if narrow, defense centered on questioning whether Mr. Biden was actually using drugs at the moment he filled out the form. It remains to be seen whether Ms. Biden’s emotional testimony, intended to help her father’s case, had a positive impact on the jury.
. . . .Mr. Biden is charged with three felonies: lying to a federally licensed gun dealer, making a false claim on the federal firearms application and possessing an illegally obtained gun. If convicted, he could face up to 25 years in prison and $750,000 in fines. But nonviolent first-time offenders who have not been accused of using the weapon in another crime rarely receive serious prison time for the charges.
The defense has indicated it will seek to show that Mr. Biden was not using drugs at the time he applied to buy a gun, emphasizing the lack of evidence in witness accounts, text exchanges and Mr. Biden’s memoir. Already in some of his cross-examinations, one of Mr. Biden’s lawyers, Abbe Lowell, has tried to punch holes in the prosecution’s stated timeline of Mr. Biden’s pattern of drug use in the months before and after the gun purchase.
The defense argues that the question is worded in the present tense, and that the government cannot prove that Mr. Biden was using crack cocaine on the day he acquired the gun, Oct. 12, 2018.
Seriously? On the day he acquired the gun? I don’t think that’s what the question was meant to ascertain. Below is the relevant question from ATF form 4473, the one Biden checked “no” to. Note that the question says “are you an unlawful user of. . “. It implies, at least to me “during the period you got the gun”, not “on the very day you got the gun”. (And he was probably on crack then anyway, but it can’t be proven.) His ex-wife and girlfriend testified that, at the time he bought the gun, Biden was using crack, as evidenced from crack-smoking paraprenalia found in his car and direct observation (he was using crack “every 20 minutes or so“).
*As aways, I submit for your consideration three items from Nellie Bowles’s weekly news summary at the Free Press, this week called “TGIF: Mystical old man era.” The first point is something that I think we really have to worry about:
→ Good days and bad days: Brave whistleblowers are coming out recently to say, “Guys. . . Biden. . . he’s so old, have you noticed?” And Democrats have no good response, even though there is a whole bench of nice, normal-aged options to swap in. This week there’s a mega Wall Street Journal investigation, including this detail from a major war funding meeting about Ukraine: “He read from notes to make obvious points, paused for extended periods, and sometimes closed his eyes for so long that some in the room wondered whether he had tuned out.” He sounds like me trying to break up with someone. He sounds like me as a stoned teenager running into my mom. You get it. “The White House and top aides said he remains a sharp and vigorous leader.” But over and over the investigation emphasizes: there are good days, and there are bad days. Like when you’re recovering from hip surgery. But just watch him at this wreath-laying ceremony with 46-year-old Emmanuel Macron: the look of confusion on Biden’s face; the moment he sort of starts to sit down but pauses; how Jill Biden leads him offstage as Macron springs around agile, alive, shaking hands, using his brain to tell his body where to go. At this point my theory is that Biden and his team know he cannot govern anymore and cannot even be an effective figurehead for staff machinations. So the theory: if Biden wins, he resigns, citing new health information, and Kamala Harris becomes president. In fact, I’d bet money on that. Please bet among yourselves in the comments. Other publications may have cooking apps. I have no problem becoming a betting app.
→ Briahna Joy Gray is letting it all hang out: Bernie Sanders’ former press secretary gives us a window every day into the mind of the American left. She’s been employed by The Hill, an otherwise normal, sane publication, where she gives her take from the progressive side of things. Her latest take: Hamas wants to build a beautiful multifaith, multiethnic country of freedom, just like the United States.
“When Hamas is talking about eliminating Israel, it’s talking about not killing all of the Jews. It’s about eliminating the idea,” she said onstage this week. (One of the panelists, Free Press columnist Eli Lake, erupts in laughter.) “Sir, can I just finish this sentence? It’s about eliminating the idea of a Jewish state, ending a Jewish state, ending an ethno-national state, and having a state more like what we have in the United States.” The Bernie brigade genuinely believes that Hamas wants to make a country just like the United States. I think they genuinely think this is what will happen. I think they’ve been foie gras–ducked with so much Iranian propaganda, they think this is what Tehran is too. Freedom has gotten so normal to this group they have no concept of what life under fundamentalist Islam even would look like.
And when the sister of a Hamas hostage implored Briahna to think about the suffering of the female hostages, Briahna literally rolled her eyes and ended the call. I’m grateful to Briahna Joy Gray for making the leftist stance here so clear. Which is why it’s a bummer that it looks like The Hill ended her contract on Thursday.
→ Oh, I love the NYT union: The very well-paid leaders of the New York Times’ union are doing what they do best: posting their hatred of Jews and Israelis, insulting reporters, saying the paper is trash and they hate it.
Here’s a beloved New York Times union leader, Nastaran Mohit, referring to “Zionists”—“All these Zionist butchers know how to kill. Children. Families. The next generation. Depraved monsters who will meet their fate one day.” Interesting read there. Reminder that if you believe in a two-state solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict, then you are a Zionist to Ms. Mohit and the rest of the movement. She called the newspaper a “decrepit institution” and said it was “utterly reprehensible” that the paper received an award for its coverage of the war. Go to her with all your HR issues, y’all. I’m sure she’ll be great at reviewing a Jewish NYT employee’s harassment allegation. Good luck!
*And we can’t miss Sully. Over at The Weekly Dish, Andrew Sullivan’s main column is “How elites have empowered the far right,” with the subtitle “The US, UK, EU and Canada went far left on immigration—and are paying the price.”
Not so long ago, as many of us reeled from the political earthquakes of Brexit and Trump, it seemed sensible for responsible mainstream political parties to adopt tighter immigration control to keep the populist right at bay. Mass migration in Europe had led to a far-right resurgence; in the US and UK, Trump and the Johnson-era Tories seemed to grasp this and moved to co-opt the anti-immigrant fervor. Democracy was working to accommodate a shift in the public mood.
Or so it seemed. Nearly a decade later, something else has happened: an immigration explosion. In response to a volatile public mood, Western elites actually intensified their policy of importing millions of people from the developing world to replace their insufficiently diverse and declining domestic populations.
The same thing is happening in the UK and Canada.
The recent figures from the US, UK and Canada are mind-blowing. The graphs all look like a hockey stick, with a massive spike in the last three years alone. Under Trump, the average number of illegal crossings a year was around 500,000; under Biden, that has quadrupled to two million a year — from a much more diverse group, from Africa, China and India. To add insult to injury, Biden has also all but shut down immigration enforcement in the interior; and abused his parole power to usher in nearly 1.3 million illegal migrants in 2023 alone. The number of undetained illegal migrants living in the US has thereby ballooned under Biden: from 3.7 million in 2021 to 6.2 million in 2023, according to ICE. If a fraction of those millions turns up for asylum hearings, I’ll be gob-smacked.
. . If you want to understand why Biden keeps trailing in the swing states, why the Tories are about to be wiped out in a historic collapse, and why Trudeau is at all-time low in approval at 28 percent, this seems to me to be key. As the public tried to express a desire to slow down the pace of demographic change, elites in London, Ottawa, and Washington chose to massively accelerate it. It’s as if they saw the rise in the popularity of the far right and said to themselves: well now, how can we really get it to take off?
. . . Even under Biden’s “crackdown”, he is still prepared to admit at least 1.75 million illegal immigrants a year! Last week, Chuck Schumer declared that the ultimate goal was to legalize every single illegal immigrant — because Americans are not having enough children. Without open borders, of course, our economy wouldn’t look so good: in the last year, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, foreign-born workers gained 600,000 new jobs, while native-born Americans lost 300,000. But don’t you dare mention the “Great Replacement Theory”!
I’ll skip the UK/EU stuff and just give the conclusions about the U.S. First, Sullivan avers that hes not against immigration per se, but wants ”legal, orderly, and controlled immigration”, which jibes with the wishes of most Americans, and explains why (read it). And the results:
One person was responsible for Trump’s first term: Hillary Clinton. And one will be responsible for his second: Joe Biden.
. . .All that means, it seems to me, is that if you care about the issue at all, as more and more Americans do, then Trump is the obvious choice this fall. Which is one reason I fear the election result will not be as close as most people think. Our elites have had almost a decade to respond to the public mood and a new global reality. And they still don’t get it.
This was, of course, supposed to be the job of Kamala Harris, but she didn’t do squat: one reason I wouldn’t trust her as President. Biden didn’t do squat, either, and don’t really understand why. It’s not exactly that he would lose by following the wishes of most Americans. Could he have bent to the whim of the open-border Democratic progressives? Whatever the cause, he failed to address until the last minute what the American people have been calling for loudly. I am no longer a big fan of Biden, and will vote for him only very reluctantly. I also think hell be close to non-sentient at the end of his second term.
*Finally, since it’s the weekend, here’s a story from the AP’s “oddities” section about a small kid getting nommed (well, picked up) by a giraffe:
A Texas family got a brief scare when a nibble from a giraffe turned a 2-year-old’s safari visit into an airborne adventure.
Paisley Toten was in the bed of a pickup truck on June 1 when her family drove through the Fossil Rim Wildlife Center, where visitors can see exotic animals such as zebras, giraffes and sable antelope, and feed some of them from their car.
The family had stopped to feed a giraffe when it grabbed Paisley’s shirt with its mouth and lifted her several feet. Paisley’s mother was in the pickup bed with her and shouted, prompting the giraffe to drop the toddler into her arms unhurt. Video of the encounter taken from the car behind went viral. The girl’s family also shot their own video.
“Paisley was holding the bag and the giraffe went to go get the bag, not get her, but ended up getting her shirt too and picking her up,” Jason Toten, the girl’s father, told television station KWTX.
“My heart stopped, my stomach dropped … it scared me,” Toten said.
The family then took the girl to the shop and bought her a toy giraffe.
Park rules when the family visited allowed riding in an open truck bed as long as an adult was riding with any children. The park on Thursday changed its safety rules to require everyone to stay inside their vehicles with doors closed.
Yeah, but you’re allowed to feed the giraffes by hand? That doesn’t sound too good to me. I’m informed that giraffes can bite people very hard, and also kill them with a hard kick. People should stay in the cars with the windows rolled up, and the giraffes should be fed only by the wildlife center.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Andrzej and Hili have some badinage:
A: Here you are!
Hili: Only because I’m not somewhere else.
Ja: Tu jesteś!Hili: Tylko dlatego, że nie ma mnie gdzie indziej.
Baby Kulka is enjoying the fine weather:
And the flowers are blooming in Hili’s (and the staff’s) yard:
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From America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy:
From Alison; father and daughter, killed October 7, 2023:
From The Dodo Pet:
Retweeted by Masih; two dissidents hated by Russia (see about Bill Browder here):
Bill and I sat next to each other at the opening dinner in Oslo. With so many glasses at the crowded table, I asked him, “Bill, is this water yours or mine?” “Garry,” he said, “It doesn’t matter. They’d both be poisoned!” https://t.co/Xx4fAX9iZa
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) June 5, 2024
From the news: the draft Security Council resolution about Israel. Looks like Hamas pretty much wins. And since the U.S. proposes this, it will pass the Council.
🚨🚨Updated U.S. draft security council resolution calling Hamas to accept the proposal for a hostage deal and stressing Israel has accepted it. Full version here:
The Security Council,
PP1 — Reaffirming the purposes and principles of the Charter of the United Nations,
PP2 —…
— Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) June 6, 2024
I love this one, and the cat found a loving home (read the full second tweet; h/t Keith):
The mountaineer was surprised to find a cat at such a high altitude, but he quickly realized that the cat must have been a stray or lost. The cat seemed to be in good health, but was clearly hungry and in need of help.
The mountaineer decided to bring the cat down the mountain…
— BOT SKNDOM (@Bot1Dr) June 5, 2024
From Bryan; a rescued duckling! It reminds me of the good old days for me!
Lucky the ducky is still in the wildlife rescue center, getting fattened up so he can be released back into the wild.
This little baby slept on my chest under a blanket the whole night. I am his mother. https://t.co/AWRMdXjZhw pic.twitter.com/DrxfzygYKi
— Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@BillboardChris) June 7, 2024
Here I am with Sammi the duckling, who also slept on my chest, but under my hand (I got no sleep). He/she also slept in my armpit:
From Barry. Get a load of those peepers!
The eyes of a conch
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 11, 2024
From the Auschwitz Memorial; one I reposted:
Gassed to death upon arrival; age five https://t.co/VLdkFRnqJH
— Jerry Coyne (@Evolutionistrue) June 8, 2024
Two tweets from Dr. Cobb. First, a duck on a cricket field. Matthew adds, “Also: a duck is the word for getting out for zero in cricket. A golden duck is getting out first ball.”
Anuj Dal was worried, but this duck played it nice and cool pic.twitter.com/Wpmovy9IFh
— Vitality County Championship (@CountyChamp) June 6, 2024
. . . . and American sports. A fantastic throw from right field, getting the runner out at home plate:
Japanese baseball player Chusei Mannami went viral a couple weeks ago for this ABSURD throw.
I ended up going down a rabbit hole and folks… this guy might have the most electric arm in baseball history.
🧵 Threadpic.twitter.com/xS1obWWGxY
— Kendall Baker (@kendallbaker) June 5, 2024


























