Today’s footie

June 26, 2014 • 4:34 am

Here’s today’s schedule. Of course everybody in the U.S. is all worked up about the game with Germany, but I have no strong feelings about it. The news last night showed a bunch of people all worked up about “Team USA,” and a lot of the bars are opening early to televise the game (it’s on at 11 a.m. in Chicago, so people will be drinking early). The Chicagoans seemed were largely deluded, many saying that the U.S. was going “all the way,” i.e., we were gonna win the whole tournament.! That is a quasi-religious feeling based on faith and not fact. But I will be watching!

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We won’t have a contest this time because you’ve proven completely incompetent at picking winners! But the overall contest still stands, and I think about 50% of the guesses for the championship match are now impossible. For that one, the winner gets an autographed book with a drawing of cats playing football (in your own team’s colors).

Below are the highlights of Argentina’s 3-2 victory over Nigeria yesterday. I was glad to see Messi on form, and his two goals (one on a free kick) were gorgeous. Nigeria also played very well, and their two goals were superb as well. I learned a lesson yesterday: never go make a sandwich at the beginning of the game. It took only a few minutes, but by the time I’d returned with my food, there had already been two goals! In the U.S. you can make sandwiches at any time during a baseball or (U.S.) football game and not miss anything.

Here’s this morning’s animated Google Doodle, which is boring (click on it to see, and then on the World Cup symbol at the upper right on the next page to see the schedule):

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We have a winner!

June 25, 2014 • 5:26 pm

Well, nobody guessed all the winners and the scores of today’s matches, but we have someone—reader Susan—who got all the winners right, and also guessed that Ecuador would tie France. That was unexpected, with most guessing a victory for France. Those few who did guess a tie foundered on the Switzerland/Honduras match, with everyone thinking that the Swiss would be defeated. Only Susan got the tie and the 3 victors right. She, then, wins a Jerry Coyne the Cat keychain.

Here are today’s results, with Susan’s guesses below.


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Susan
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Nigeria 0 – 2 Argentina
Bosnia 1 – 0 Iran
Honduras 0 – 2 Switz
Ecuador 1 – 1 France

So, Susan, contact me by email with your mailing address, and your prize will be on its way. And you might, in the comments below, tell us how you were so prescient, particularly with the Switzerland/Honduras match. Do you perchance have a psychic octopus at your disposal?

Ten facts about wild felids

June 25, 2014 • 2:36 pm

From Earth Unplugged we get ten facts about wild cats (actually, there are more than ten, since there are many sub-facts). As far as I know from the felid module in my brain, they are all correct—execpt that one claim seems deeply dubious. Can you guess which one?

The narrator notes that the clouded leopard “makes noises somewhere between a purr and a roar.” Want to hear them? Go to this site, which has all kinds of felid vocalizations, and click on “clouded leopard” (the very first clip). It doesn’t sound like a purr-roar to me, but rather like the noise the demon-afflicted girl made in The Exorcist.

Actually, you should listen to all the sound clips; they’re quite provocative, and some are scary!

h/t: Steve

Nigerian put in mental hospital for atheism

June 25, 2014 • 12:54 pm

While I was watching Nigeria play Argentina (a superb game), another drama was unfolding in that African nation. The Independent and the BBC report that perfectly healthy man has been confined in a Nigerian mental institution simply because he claimed that he doesn’t believe in God.

The Independent notes:

Mubarak Bala is being held against his will and forcibly medicated at the Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital, where he has been kept since 13 June, the International Humanist and Ethical Union (IHEU) reports.

The chemical engineering graduate is allegedly being held on the grounds of a “personality change” because he declared himself an atheist despite being raised in a Muslim family in Kano, which is a mainly Muslim state.

The organisation says that when Mr Bala told his family he did not believe in God, they took him to a doctor and asked if he was mentally ill.

When this doctor found him to be fit and well, the family are then believed to have taken him to a second doctor who claimed he was suffering with a personality disorder. The family allegedly told this doctor he also made delusional claims that he was a “governor” and other “trivial lies”.

Here’s the value of social media: using a smartphone smuggled into the institution, Bala sent text messages and tw**ts alerting people what had been done to him:

In one of the emails, he wrote:“And the biggest evidence of my mental illness was large blasphemies and denial of ‘history’ of Adam, and apostasy, to which the doctor said was a personality change, that everyone needs a God, that even in Japan they have a God. . . “And my brother added that all the atheists I see have had mental illness at some point in their life.”

The IHEU is pressuring authorities to release Bala immediately.

While there appears to be no national law against apostasy in Nigeria, some parts of northern Nigeria use sharia law, under which apostasy is punishable by death. Kano, where Bala is confined, is in northern Nigeria. That doesn’t mean he’ll die, of course, but does suggest that the sentiments against abandoning Islam run high in that area.

And really, if you’re going to confine people for delusions, it’s the faithful who should be locked up. In this world, it’s truly the inmates who are running the asylum.

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h/t: Many readers who brought this to my attention

A bizarre blood-sucking Jurassic maggot

June 25, 2014 • 10:06 am

by Matthew Cobb

Just out in eLife, an Open Access journal that aims to rival Science and Nature, is this fantastic fossil of an aquatic fly larva from the Chinese mid-Jurassic (around 165 MY ago), published by Chen et al. Soft-bodied animals rarely fossilise well, but the Chinese fossil-hunters have been able to find three of these fossils, exquisitely preserved. The beast is called Qiyia jurassica – Chen et al write: ‘Qiyia is from the Chinese ‘qiyi’ meaning bizarre; jurassica is a reference to the Jurassic age of the fossils.’

Here’s the ‘holotype’ (ie the one they made their taxonomic descriptions on the basis of, and in this case the best of the three fossils) (click to see the full size photo). This is Figure 1 from the paper and the scale bar in A is 5mm.

Panel D shows the amazing preservation of an odd structure, which they interpret as ‘a thoracic sucker with six radial ridges, unique in insects’. Here’s a hi-res picture of the six ridges (again, click to see it in all its glory). Will you look at this? It looks like it has been preserved in alcohol!

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The authors think these ridges – which they suspect are modified prolegs (fly maggots don’t actually have legs) were covered in a thin layer of skin forming a sucker that would have enabled the maggot to hang onto a prey’s smooth flesh, so that its bitey mouthparts (D and E in the figure above) would then be able to suck the blood of their prey.

On the basis of a detailed anatomical description, the authors conclude:

This combination of primitive and derived features demonstrates that Q. jurassica is a stem lineage representative of the Athericidae (water snipe flies), a family sister to the more familiar horse flies (Tabanidae).

The spiracles on the sides of the maggots indicate that these were air-breathing (this is typical of dipteran maggots – even larvae that spend their whole life in the water, such as rat-tailed maggots or mosquito larvae, breathe air rather than dissolved oxygen in water, which requires gills). They also have two structures at the rear, which may have been used for water-breathing, or for dealing with salt. So, it had a sucky thing and bitey mouthparts and it lived in water. The authors state:

Suckers are widespread in aquatic ectoparasites such as leeches, fish lice, and lampreys (Kearn, 2004) which require more suction power to avoid becoming dislodged; other aquatic ectoparasites without attachment organs embed themselves in skin or muscle, such as cyclopoid copepods (anchor worms) (Kearn, 2004). In addition to the sucker, the stiff, upward directed bristles and apical hooks on the prolegs (Figure 1F) are also specialized attachment structures. These morphological adaptations provide compelling evidence that Q. jurassica adhered to a host as an ectoparasite, providing further specialization for a dense, watery habitat.

And what were they eating? Well the fossil beds at Daohugou are full of fossil salamanders, so the authors suggest that they were sucking the blood of Jurassic salamanders. Here’s a reconstruction of the beast. The head end is at the left, with the sucker on the ventral surface of the thorax. The mouthparts are at the far left:

And here’s an imaginary view of what it might have looked like, attached to an oddly-cheery-looking salamander:

One of the things that is interesting about the fossil, apart from its stunning detail, is that it pushes the origins of blood-sucking further back. In an accompanying piece (also open access, hooray), Ricardo Pérez-de la Fuente point out that ectoparasitic blood-sucking (i.e. sitting on the outside and sucking), evolved several times over in the insects, as shown in this figure (our maggot is bottom left, with the star shape, meaning its precise affinities aren’t known):

As to what the adult fly might have looked like, here are two modern representatives of the Athericidae and the Tabanidae, respectively:

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(Atherix ibis, from Wikipedia, photo by Hechtonicus

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Tabanus spp, by Dennis Ray, from Wikipedia.

This stupendous set of fossils shows that there are amazing things to be discovered in the earth, and in particular in China. We are living through an amazing period in palaeontology!

Reference:

Chen J, Wang B, Engel MS, Wappler T, Jarzembowski EA, Zhang H, Wang X, Zheng X, Rust J. 2014. Extreme adaptations for aquatic ectoparasitism in a Jurassic fly larva. eLife 3:e02844

[Edited to take account of John Harshman’s perspicacious critique in the comments below – thanks John!]