Holiday snaps: India (more noms)

January 29, 2015 • 8:04 am

Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully. For I look upon it, that he who doesn’t mind his belly will hardly mind anything else. —Samuel Johnson

I have a few more posts of holiday snaps, and while I was perusing my photos of a visit to a rural village (next to come), I saw photos of noms, which of course I had to put up immediately. Here is some food connected with our four-day stay in Santineketan.

We stayed in my hosts’ house right outside the town (they also have an apartment in Calcutta and one in Delhi aside from their major residence on the campus of Jawaharlal Nehru University in Delhi).  There was a cook—a nice woman named Rupali (which, I believe, means “silver” in either Hindi or Bangla); but my hostess, who has stringent criteria for food, also worked in the kitchen. The result is that we had breakfasts like this, consisting of fresh fruit and (from left to right on bottom), rasgulla (sweet cheese balls in a syrup), a spicy soup (like sambar, but thicker), and luchi, small disks of freshly fried bread filled with mashed peas. This was all washed down with coffee and Darjeeling tea. The combination of sweet and savory foods makes for a great breakfast.

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Breakfast on another day. Rice, pakora (vegetable fritters), a kind of Bengali kedgeree made with a mixture of stuff (perhaps an Indian reader can give me the name), mashed eggs with spices, and, at the left,  pati sapta: Bengali crepes filled with a cooked mixture of coconut, condensed milk, and jaggery (sugar made from palm sap):

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We arranged a special lunch at Mitali Homestays, which is a B&B but also a kind of restaurant where one must reserve well in advance (you’re competing with the residents). There was ample food, including these dishes of mixed vegetables, red cabbage, fish in mustard sauce (katla), rice, curd (raita), and several other dishes on another table. You could eat as much as you wanted.

Lunch

My plate before the main dish was served (see below). This has mixed veg, red spinach, tamarind chutney, dal (lentils; upper right) and eggplant in a sweetish sauce with sesame seeds, as well as rice:

Plate

I believe I’ve posted this photo before, but here I am in the rooftop garden, about to add to my plate some large prawns cooked in a sauce with butter and spices. I am a happy man: this dish was so large that even four of us couldn’t finish it, and believe me, we would have if we’d had more tummy room (there was dessert of rice pudding and fruit to come). I treated everyone to lunch, and the tab for four, at this fairly fancy place, was about $20.

Curry

The next day the other guest on the trip treated us to lunch at an unprepossessing but famous place that had terrific food. It’s called Bonolakshmi and is in the country—in the small town of Bolpur. It’s the Indian equivalent of a roadhouse, and also has a sweet shop and a souvenir shop. People come long distances to sit in the dark dining hall and chow down on traditional Bengali dishes. Some of the patrons tucking in (with their hands, of course):

Dining hall

Lunch is served on thalis (metal trays); here is what they put on your plate immediately after you sit down: dal, fried potato sticks, rice, and an unknown vegetable dish. These are replenished as often as you want:

Thali

The pièce de résistance: Bengali style seafood. The two dishes on offer were bhapa ilish (the steamed fish hilsa [Tenualosa ilisha] with turmeric and mustard sauce)—one of the most famous Bengali dishes—and lobster in coconut sauce. We had the fish, and it was stupendously good, even though I’m picky about my fish.

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Back in Santineketan, my hostess, Shubhra, was kind enough to give me several cooking lessons. Here I am taught to make a dish of stir-fried cabbage with other vegetables (left) and a Bengali rice pudding (right). It’s not hard—if you know what to do, have years of experience, and have the Indian ingredients on hand! Most Indians who are reasonably well off cook on these small gas burners fueled by propane canisters, for gas lines are not practical, and you can’t cook Indian food on an electric stove.

Cooking class

Indian street food at the Poush Mela fair in Santineketan. This man was selling cubes of unripe guavas with a mustard sauce, which doesn’t sound like a terrific snack (and indeed, I tried it and didn’t like it much), but one that was bought up avidly by the locals:

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My host had a cone of the guava and nommed it eagerly:

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But I love most Indian snacks dearly, and here’s one of my favorites: jhal muri, a Bengali snack made with puffed rice (muri), peanuts, raw onion, coconut, and a sweet and spicy dressing (to see more, click on the “jhal muri” link on this page). It is always served in a paper cone, and the ingredients vary widely. This one, served on the train between Kolkata (Calcutta) and Santineketan, is renowned; I was told to buy the stuff from a particular guy who roams the aisle, mixing the jhla muri freshly in a big metal can, with the ingredients and sauces stored separately in a box around his waist. It was 10 rupees per cone (16 cents) and is a substantial snack.

It was great: a real melange of flavors. This photo is out of focus because I took it with one hand on a moving train:

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Reader’s wildlife photo

January 29, 2015 • 6:35 am

I say “photo” above because there’s only one, but it’s a doozy—and also a bit sad. I was going to post some India photos this morning, but an email arrived from biologist Jacques Hausser in Switzerland with a photo and a short tale.

This occurred half an hour ago in my garden: a female sparrow hawk (Accipiter nisus) caught a female great spotted woodpecker (Dendrocopus major)… although they were thirty house sparrows available around the feeder!
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Thursday: Hili dialogue

January 29, 2015 • 4:44 am

It seems like just yesterday when I was posting a Thursday Hili dialogue. Who knows where the time goes? The good news is that although it’s quite cold here, we’ve had none of the heavy snow or strong winds that have plagued New England. In fact, even Dobrzyn has more snow than Chicago. Out in the weather, Hili asserts her felinitude:

Hili: This snow is as cold today as it was yesterday.
Cyrus: Try to think about something else. That works for dogs.
Hili: I’m not a dog.
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In Polish:

Hili: Ten śnieg jest dziś tak samo zimny jak był wczoraj.
Cyrus: Staraj się myśleć o czymś innym, wtedy pies tego nie czuje.
Hili: Nie jestem psem.

In _____ we trust

January 28, 2015 • 6:13 pm

UPDATE:  Reader Robin has already submitted a Ceiling-Cat-defaced bill, shown below. Perhaps there should be a contest for the most creative effacement of God. . .

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I found this suggestion for a U.S. currency stamp (and its placement) at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

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You could do it with Ceiling Cat, too!

Now I don’t know if this is legal or not, so I’m giving no advice here.  Some say that because the law prohibits only marks on bills that render them unfit for circulation, it’s okay, as the bills are still “fit.” On the other hand, I’ve heard that these marks do indeed make them unfit, since they supposedly won’t be accepted by vending machines that scan bills.

Who knows? All I know is that the slogan “In God we Trust”, which Eisenhower made the legal motto of the U.S. in 1956, is starting to irk me. Not only do I not trust God, but I strongly doubt there’s anyone up there to trust.

 

Pictures of the day

January 28, 2015 • 3:15 pm

I’ll close today’s posts with three unrelated photos.

First, Randy Schenck from Iowa has taken pity on the cold squirrels, and build a double feeder in his Iowa home. Squirrels readily nom corn on the cob (dried, I think), and if you fasten the cobs vertically, as shown below, you get a cool feeder. (They also have to stay on the spot instead of absconding with the cobs.) Randy got a special treat when two morphs showed up at once:

This is the feeder in action with the Eastern Grey Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) and the Melanistic version as well.
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Second, here’s dollar I received from a reader, who sent it to demonstrate the new slogan. I want a stamp like that!
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And, speaking of cobs, here’s a tw**t from our own Matthew Cobb detailing the progress of his new kitten, still unnamed. I gather that “Mark Ing” is some kind of British academic joke. After seeing the kitten’s whole body, I think the name “Spot” is appropriate.
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84% of Palestinians think Israel may have been behind the Paris murders

January 28, 2015 • 2:15 pm
UPDATE: According to the Deutsche Welle, a German author of Egyptian origin has gone into hiding after getting death threats. His name and crime?

The news of the death threats against Abdel-Samad was announced by his publisher on Tuesday.

“Hamed Abdel-Samad is taking the call for him to be murdered seriously and has gone into hiding,” the head of the Munich-based Droemer Knaur publishing house, Margit Ketterle, said in a statement.

The calls for the author to be killed apparently came after a speech he gave in Cairo last week in which he criticized radical Islam and Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood, accusing them of spreading “religious fascism.”

Abdel-Sadam reportedly also said he did not intend to insult Islam but had a right to express his views.

Not according to some Islamists.

Numerous Islamist web sites subsequently published a picture of the author with the words “wanted dead” written above.

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America has its share of conspiracy theorists, but they’re far more prevalent in the Middle East, at least when it comes to Israel. There is no Muslim brutality, it seems, that can’t be blamed on Israel. The latest is the attacks on the Charlie Hebdo staff and people in a Paris kosher grocery store, which nobody with any brains doubts were a). committed by Muslim terrorists and b). were, at least according to the terrorists’ own statements, motivated by religiously-based ire of the depiction of Muhammad and animus towards Jews.
But that sensibility doesn’t extend to Palestinians, who are, for crying out loud, blaming the Paris violence on Israel, particularly Mossad, the Israeli secret service. (Remember that many Palestinians also thought that the 9/11 attacks were a conspiracy by Zionists. Even the supposed “myth” of the Holocaust was supposed to be orchestrated by Jews.)
Now you may want to question this poll simply because it was reported by Palestine Media Watch, but it was in fact conducted and originally published by an official organ of the Palestianian Authority (PA):
Following the terror attacks against the Charlie Hebdo magazine and a Jewish store in which Muslim terrorists killed 17 people in France earlier this month, columnists writing for the official Palestinian Authority daily Al-Hayat Al-Jadida have claimed that Israel was behind the attacks.
This view is shared by the vast majority of Palestinians, according to a poll conducted by Ma’an (an independent Palestinian news agency). The poll  found that 84.4% support the claim that “the operation (i.e., terror attack) was suspicious, and that Israel may be behind it,” while “only 8.7% believed that the murder of the French [citizens] in Paris was a natural result of the spread of Islamic extremism in Europe.” [Ma’an, Jan. 19, 2015]
Why would Mossad or Israel try to murder Jews in France, you ask? Why, to get French Jews to emigrate to Israel! Or so says the same organ (as reported by PMW):
The writers of the official PA daily have argued that Mossad, the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service, planned the attacks because Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu and other Israeli leaders want to encourage Jewish immigration and take “revenge on European governments… because of their… support for… an independent Palestinian state.” [Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, Jan. 15, 2015] (Longer excerpts of all quoted articles appear at the link].
Here’s a bit more Holocaust denial, from a debate that took place five days ago on the Arabic channel of Al-Jazeera (from Qatar), that supposedly “objective” news source.  It was translated and put up by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), which describes it as follows:
The U.S.-based Egyptian author Magdi Khalil and Tunisian scholar Shakir Al-Sharafi recently clashed in a heated TV debate on freedom of speech, following the January 2015 Paris attacks. “The Jewish Holocaust is an indisputable and irrefutable fact,” said Khalil. “Why is it only the Muslims who deny the Holocaust?” Al-Sharafi, for his part, cited French Holocaust denier Roger Garaudy, said that Germany and Europe were still “paying the price for this imaginary Holocaust, and added that the Charlie Hebdo attack had been a conspiracy, filmed in advance. The debate aired on Al-Jazeera TV’s show “The Opposite Direction” on January 20, 2015.
Click on the screenshot to hear the heated exchange:
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Putting a debate like this on television, at least on a station like Al-Jazeera, is like having a televised debate between creationism and evolution.  Evolution, like the Holocaust, is indisputable. And Magdi Khalil is a brave man to say stuff like this. Even though he lives in the U.S., remember that Ayaan Hirsi Ali does, too, and she has bodyguards.

“She be bold”: Sarah Palin at the Freedom Summit in Iowa

January 28, 2015 • 12:12 pm

The Iowa “Freedom Summit,” a conclave of Republicans who aspire to either the party’s Presidential nomination in 2016 or simply the limelight, turned out to be a Confederacy of Dunces. Even for Republicans, they were markedly insane. And the craziest of them all was, of course, Sarah Palin, who talked for 35 minutes and said nothing beyond “Love the Flag,” “Hate Obama” and “Make Change!”

Here’s a video of her speech, which got a standing ovation (that tells you something about Republicans, too). If you can’t stand watching the whole thing (I did, but I was also reading and drinking a nice Pinot), just watch after 29:00, for she really goes off the rails at 29:30.  That means you’ll only have to watch about six minutes.

But I urge you to watch the whole thing—for same reason that you sniff the milk when you know it’s gone bad. But really, it will make you realize how batshit insane Republicans are. They love this woman!

The highlights for me were her counterfactual claims that Republicans are the ones who really care about the middle class, while Obama and the Democrats don’t. Add to that the assertion (at 19:47) that Republicans also care deeply about women, while Democrats oppress them. She sprinkles her breathy lucubrations with sarcastic references to “The Media,” clearly ticked off that they told the truth about her lack of neurons. But the best reason to listen is simply that it’s so entertaining.  If you can ignore her odious politics, it sounds like an extended skit on Saturday Night Live. Just listen to the first two minutes and see if you don’t get hooked.

On behalf of my country, I apologize to all foreigners for the popularity of Sarah Palin.

Finally, click on the screenshot below to get Jon Stewart’s rib-tickling take on the whole Freedom Summit.

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