Cat lists are usually tedious, but this one, from i iz cat, is adorable. It shows adult cats with their kitten replicates. There are 15 of them, but I’ll show six (they’re all good, though, so go over to see the rest):

As far as I know, all kittens are born with blue eyes, so this mini-me will undoubtedly soon look more like his role model:

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This nasty person got exactly the karma he deserved, and I can’t imagine this was set up or faked:

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Finally, the Guardian reports the depredations of a ginger Tom named Louis, who hangs around a cathedral and attacks d*gs:

Whether he’s padding through the magnificent nave, warming himself next to a cosy radiator or curling up in his favourite basket in the gift shop, Louis the cat has become a beloved feature of Wells cathedral.

But Louis has found himself in a bit of bother after a ginger tom answering his description was accused of a series of rather nasty attacks on dogs in the peaceful Somerset city.

The owner of one alleged canine victim, Mandie Stone-Outten, said her springer spaniel Millie was targeted in Market Place close to the cathedral. “This dangerous, semi-feral cat pounced like a wild lion in the jungle on to my dog Millie’s head,” she said.

“It all happened really quickly. I pulled the lead backwards and went flying down the kerb, into the gutter and ended up in a heap in muddy rainwater, in the gulley in the market place. That cat has serious issues.

“Be aware – this ball of fluff is not as cute and cuddly as he looks. I’ve got a battered elbow, battered knee and a sore wrist,” added Stone-Outten, from Shepton Mallet, Somerset.

She added: “I think that cat has got history; it was far too good for that to have been his first attack – he knows what he’s doing.

I haven’t followed the Jeremy Clarkson affair, but I’m sure a reader will fill us in.

Louis began living at the great 12th century church a decade ago to keep any mice at bay. He has become so popular he has even starred in a children’s book called Louis the Cathedral Cat and features in a range of merchandise including clocks, coasters and wine-stoppers available in the gift shop.

A spokesperson for the Cathedral suggests that it was not Louis who was the malefactor, but perhaps one of several other ginger toms who live in the area:

A spokesperson for Wells Cathedral said Louis could be a little distant but had not been known to be aggressive.

She said: “It’s difficult to say whether it was Louis, unfortunately. While he can be rather aloof with our visitors, we know of at least two other ginger cats in the area who also enjoy strolling through the streets of Wells.

Here’s a video of Louis in the cathedral. Notice his resemblance to Ceiling Cat:

Ceiling Cat:

Given this remarkable resemblance, and Louis’s penchant for living in a church, I tentatively suggest that he is Ceiling Cat, perhaps an earthly incarnation sent down to save us from our sins. If he is attacking d*gs, that would then be a sign that d*gs, afflicted with original sin (subservience, tendency to defecate publicly, odiferous) are headed for perdition.