Caturday felid trifecta: Lloyd the acrobatic cat, Morticia the therapy cat, and an update on Skidmark

December 12, 2015 • 9:00 am

The “Slo Mo Guys” have filmed Lloyd the Tubby Tabby making an acrobatic leap to get a slice of ham. As the notes indicate, “Gav bribes Lloyd the cat with some ham so she performs the famous cat double-jump in super slow motion. Shot at 2,500 frames per second. (100 times slower).”  I am amazed that the cat can get enough leverage to move upward on a perfectly vertical fence–twice! Such is the allure of ham. . .

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According to CatChannel.com, and TheState.com, Morticia, a therapeutic tabby in Lexington County, South Carolina, may be given the boot by the county and asked to leave the Coroner’s Office where she works. Although, as the video below attests, Morticia provides effective counseling to grief-stricken people at that office, her furry presence calming folks down, the county considers the cat a danger, liable to bite, scratch, and aggravate cat allergies.

That’s dumb, because she’s a sweet animal. Rescued at six months and desperately ill, Morticia is now a fixture in the office, but her presence is threatened by AILUROPHOBES:

“I’ve asked her to find a nice home for the cat,” County Council Chairman Johnny Jeffcoat of Irmo said. “Our liability for that is huge.”

Fisher, however, isn’t backing down, divulging that Morticia is up-to-date on all of her immunizations and spayed. Additionally, she has a friendly disposition, and is kept in a back room where the public can only see and handle her upon request.

With these facts on her side, Fisher intends to appeal the feline’s eviction to the nine council members, hoping that they will make an exception to the rule that pets can’t be kept in county buildings, and allow her to keep the kitty on board. Though Fisher hopes things will go her way, she has numerous offers of a new home for Morticia should the council members hold firm to their former ruling.

What a bunch of grinches! Note, though, that the comments on the piece are uniformly in favor of Morticia being allowed to keep her job.

One of many positive comments:

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Finally, remember Skidmark, the orange kitten found wandering on the highway and rescued by a motorcyclist? Well, here’s an update on Skids, and she’s doing fine! She has a new toy, too, though I worry about cat toys in which the moggie chases something but is never able to catch it.

Readers’ wildlife photographs

December 12, 2015 • 7:45 am

Remember to send me your GOOD wildlife photos. Today is Spider Saturday, and we have photographs by Jacques Hausser from Switzerland, along with his notes:

Agelena labyrinthica, Agelenidae. A male on a part of his web extending across a leaf. Male spiders collect and store their sperm in the end part of their palps, used like syringes to transfer it into females. Note the long spinnerets.

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Argiope bruennichi, Araneidae. The wasp spider. The whitish ribbon of silk crossing the center of the web is called the stabilamentum. Its function is unknown – but it allows you to identify the web easily!

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Tetragnatha extensa, Tetragnathidae, trying to go unnoticed, but still controlling her web with two legs.

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I’m adding a note from Wikipedia here, along with their photo, just to show the camouflage behavior:

When alarmed, it will sit along a plant stem, a blade of grass or the central vein of a leaf, with its four front legs pointing forwards, and its four back legs pointing backwards for camouflage.T. extensa is able to walk on the surface of water, where it can move faster than on land.

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Enoplognatha ovata, Theridiidae. This one belongs to the pale “lineata” morph; I never spotted the colored form “redimita”, AKA “Candy Stripe Spider” in my surroundings.

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Salticus scenicus, Slaticidae [JAC: often called the “zebra spider” for obvious reasons]; a jumping spider running on a plastic bag (sorry for this poor “landscape”, but here it was).

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Phalangium opilio. A harvestman or “Daddy-long-legs” (order Opiliones). It is not a spider (they don’t build webs or produce silk), but still belongs to the class of Arachnids. This one is a male, recognisable by his very long palps.

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Saturday: Hili dialogue

December 12, 2015 • 4:59 am

It’s Saturday, the sparsest day for readership at this site: is it even worth me posting? It’s going to rain today, even with a high of 59°F (15°C)—a spectacularly warm day for mid-December. But the rain will continue on and off till Wednesday. On this day in 1901, Marconi received the first radio signal transmitted across the Atlantic, Delhi (my favorite Indian city) replaced Calcutta as the nation’s capital in 1911, and, in 1963, Kenya became independent from the United Kingdom. On this day in 1915, Frank Sinatra was born (he died at 83) and Dionne Warwick was born in 1940, making her 75 today. Wikipedia also declares that an orca, Keiko, who played Willy in the movie “Free Willy” died on this day of pneumonia in 2003 at the young age of 27. That’s the first time I’ve seen an animal celebrated on a Wikipedia days-of-the-year site. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is only three years old, with many years left to converse with Andrzej—and amuse his staff:

Hili: Do you want me on the pillow or under the pillow?
A: Maybe it’s better on the pillow.

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In Polish:
Hili: Czy chcesz, żebym była na poduszce, czy pod poduszką?
Ja: Może jednak na poduszce.

 

Great animal photos from the National Wildlife competition

December 11, 2015 • 2:00 pm

Let’s finish the week with some Honorary Cats™. The CBC has a series of fox pictures by Ian Murray from Nova Scotia, one of which took first place in the “baby animals” category of the National Wildlife Federation’s annual photo contest. Here it is:

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Murray’s comments from the CBC site:

Ian Murray of Wallace River spent May through July watching the fox family this summer to capture the tender moment.

“The foxes were great: their shyness at first, then their acceptance of me once they knew I was no threat. And best of all was their interactions between themselves and especially with their mother,” he told CBC News.

“She was, is such a good, attentive mom. She almost wasted away to nothing over the summer as she put all her energy into hunting and bringing home food for the babies.”

And I might as well put up a few of the other winners:

Dragana Connaughton, Palm Beach Florida. “Birds”, second place. I love this photo! And note the even spacing: those birds like their personal space.

Crisscrossing a vivid sky, utility lines offer a sunset perch for a massive flock of starlings. “It looked like a scene out of Alfred Hitchcock’s movie The Birds,” says Dragana Connaughton, who spotted the scene while driving home. She stopped to capture this study of pattern and light.

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Cindy Goeddel, Bozeman, Montana. “Mammals”, first place.

Deep snow, long shadows and a willful line of bison yield a powerful portrait of a charismatic animal in one of America’s most iconic landscapes: Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. A professional guide and photographer, Cindy Goeddel made this image on a frigid February afternoon while leading tourists through the park, home to more than 4,000 genetically pure wild American bison.

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Chris Schenker, Hopkinton, Massachusetts. “Connecting people with nature”, first place:

A whirling tornado of bohar snappers dwarfs a diver photographing the fish off Ras Mohammed National Park at the southern tip of Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula.

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And two photos of thirsty animals. The first, from Kathy Noteboom of Bayfield, Wisconsin, won second place in the same category as the photo above.  

European honeybees find cool relief on a summer day, using their strawlike tongues, or proboscises, to sip water from a backyard birdbath.

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Finally, Linda Krueger of Hastings, Minnesota took second prize in the “backyard wildlife” category with this photo.

When this black-capped chickadee swooped in to grab a drink from a garden hose, Linda Krueger grabbed her camera to catch the whimsical moment.

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I’m going to add one reader’s photo here, which just arrived in my inbox. It’s by Anne-Marie Cournoyer of Montreal, and I’ll call it “Winter Squirrel,” even though it’s not quite winter. Look how chubby and furry it is. Truly, Canadian squirrels are extra fat this winter!

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h/t: Caroline J.

 

Editorial cartoon osculates faith?

December 11, 2015 • 12:30 pm

This cartoon, called “Blame,” appeared in the Chattanooga (Tennessee) Times Free Press. At first you might think that it’s trying to exculpate faith, but I doubt it. See the artist’s biography, and then some of his cartoons. If I’m right, and this is a criticism of both faiths, then it’s amazing it got published—especially in the American South.

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h/t: Mark

How to turn a penis into a vagina

December 11, 2015 • 11:30 am

I’m sure all of us have wondered about the kind of surgery performed on the genitals of transsexuals who wish to undergo a full physical transition. How do they turn a penis into a vagina, and vice versa, while retaining sexual and urinary functions? I know I wondered about that after I wrote yesterday’s piece on the kind of sexual-reassignment surgery forced on Iranian gays who wish to keep their sexual orientation while preserving their lives.

For the penis-to-vagina transition, I came across a piece on the Cosmopolitan website that has an explanation, accompanied by a very enlightening animation from the European Society of Urology. Here’s some explanation:

A new video uploaded by the European Society of Urology shows a detailed example of how male-to-female gender reassignment surgery works and yes, it’s far more complex than simply removing the penis.

The animation shows a surgeon opening up the scrotum, removing the testicles, and removing the head of the penis (hello, nerve endings) to create a clitoris. The shaft and the scrotum are then used to create the labia and vaginal canal that will allow a lot of patients to have a perfectly healthy and great sex life.

Obviously, these are only the surgical changes and additional hormone therapy is necessary for a variety of other changes in the body, but watching a little animated hand transform one biological gender to another is truly fascinating.
It’s indeed fascinating, and very well done, but I defy any males watching it to avoid clutching their scrotum as they see the surgery (or at least wincing when the scalpel goes in):

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Ed Suominen on the frightening tenets of Islam

December 11, 2015 • 10:00 am

On his own website, which bears an overly self-deprecating title, Ed Suominen discusses and criticizes the tenets of Islam—as he did the tenets of his own former faith, Laestadianism.

Don’t be put off by the title of his piece,”Why I am an Islamophobe“, for it’s actually a very reasonable and throughtful discussion. But I don’t think the title does it any favors, for “phobia” implies unreasonable fear, and Ed argues that his fear is reasonable. The Merriam-Webster online Dictionary defines “phobia” as “an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situation,” and Ed argues that his fear is perfectly justified by Islamic scripture and history.

On the other hand, it’s a provocative title, the word “Islamophobia” has been flung around misleadingly as a synonym for “racist” or “Muslim-hater,” and it does call attention to the article. I just hope people can get beyond the title and read the piece, which I highly recommend as civil, educational, and copiously referenced.  Towards the end of the piece, after Ed has dissected the Qur’an and the nature of Islam, he explains his position. I’ve left the footnotes in to show the documentation:

In his recently published dialogue with Maajid Nawaz, Sam Harris recalled how the Islamic State had “been burning prisoners alive in cages and decapitating people by the dozen and gleefully posting videos attesting to the enormity of their sadism online.” These atrocities, he observed, “represent what they unabashedly stand for.” 19 Yet, when “one asks what the motivations of Islamists and jihadists actually are, one encounters a tsunami of liberal delusion.” 20

Nawaz acknowledges many of the difficulties Harris raises throughout their discussion, and laments “regressive leftists” (his words) who “have a poverty of expectation for minority groups, believing them to be homogeneous and inherently opposed to human rights values.” 21 Regarding the Islamic State, he notes that more “violence does not necessarily equate with greater religious conviction. Each group is deeply convinced of its approach to achieving Islamism in society, and both face much danger in pursuit of that goal.” Not only do “they differ in methodology,” but they also very much despise each other.” Islamic State, for example, “would kill members of the Muslim Brotherhood” in Egypt.22

His efforts to salvage something separate and worthwhile from “Islamism” are commendable, but knowing that various Islam-inspired groups hate each other as well as everybody else doesn’t make me feel much better about Islam itself. My “Islamophobia,” a term I accept for myself despite its pejorative intentions, is a very reasonable aversion to Islam. It is not a phobic (i.e., irrational) fear at all, but an entirely sensible response to something very dangerous.23 Frankly, I wouldn’t want either the Islamic State or the Muslim Brotherhood anywhere nearby.

Ed’s exegesis of the Quran differs from that of the very few who read the text as metaphorical, which is a). hard to do since the book speaks very plainly about the horrors of hell and the punishment of unbelievers, and b). not the usual practice of Muslims, the vast majority of whom read the Qur’an as the literal words of Allah. The editors of The Study Qur’ana book I wrote about recently, have gamely tried to show that the Quran’s calls for violence, and its demonization of nonbelievers and apostates, should be understood in light of the historical context, and shouldn’t be appropriated by modern Muslims. I haven’t read The Study Qur’an, but I have read the Qur’an, and I find such an interpretation dicey—though well motivated—given the pervasiveness of violence and hatred in the book.

I’ll close with another recommendation to read Ed’s piece, which is longer than most blog posts, and add one other excerpt—Ed’s gloss on Ibn Warraq’s book Why I Am Not a Muslim:

“Western Islamic apologists and modernizing Muslims continue to look for democratic principles in Islam and Islamic history,” says Warraq, noting many reasons why their search will be in vain. Perhaps most glaring is the legal inferiority of women, whose testimony in court is worth half that of a man, whose movements are strictly restricted, and who are prohibited from marrying non-Muslims. Non-Muslims of either sex who live in Muslim countries suffer their own form of subjugation, while atheists and apostates from Islam can expect only death. (Warraq notes Islam’s hypocrisy in welcoming converts who move in the other direction.)