Sic transit gloria mundi

August 19, 2014 • 7:38 pm

by Greg Mayer

We don’t often note events of general (as opposed to scientific) history here at WEIT, but today, August 19, 2767 AUC, is the 2000th anniversary of the death of Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus, better known as Augustus, arguably the most significant individual in Western and, indeed, world history. The grand nephew and adopted son of Gaius Julius Caesar, through political acumen and military victories he brutally won the civil wars that followed Caesar’s murder, and then set about settling the affairs of the Roman world under the appealing fiction that he was restoring the Republic, while in fact he was founding the Empire.

Statue of Augustus from the villa of Livia, his widow, at Primaporta, Italy, now on display at the Vatican.

Ezra Klein’s Vox has a wonderful series of maps and figures depicting the rise and fall of the Roman Empire to commemorate the anniversary.

The Roman Empire at its greatest extent under Trajan, in 870 AUC.

The first Roman Emperor, Augustus boasted marmoream se relinquere, quam latericiam accepisset:  “I found Rome built of bricks; I leave her clothed in marble.” His last successor, Constantine XI, died fighting on the walls of Constantinople, the “New Rome”, in 1453 AD, only 561 years ago, and 1439 years after the death of Augustus. Much of the language, culture, laws, and governance of our world today grew out of the empire he established.

For a fictionalized view of his rise and brutal triumph, see Rome; for a take on his more beneficent middle and old age, see I, Claudius.

h/t Paul Krugman

Another fake science blackboard (with Professor Ceiling Cat)

August 19, 2014 • 12:06 pm

I’ve posted this before as my one shining moment of glory. My ex-student (Allen Orr) and I appeared on a “science blackboard” in the dreadful movie “Evolution,” made in 2001 and starring David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, and a monster-killing dandruff shampoo. Another of my students spotted it and even sent me a screenshot, which you can see here. Check out what the arrow points to:

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I thought this was a fake, so I had to spend good money to see the movie, and, sure enough, the scene is correct. It says, in this scene: Read Coyne & Orr. “Drosophila.” pp. 448-450.

Of course I checked up, and Orr and I never published anything on Drosophila (fruit flies) that has that pagination. There are more than 450 pages in our book Speciation, but the relevant pages are on species concepts in the Appendix, and have nothing to do with Drosophila. Some Hollywood person was obviously assigned to make the blackboard look science-y, and somehow hit upon Orr and me.  How this happened, or how that factotum knew about “Coyne & Orr” has remained lost in the mists of history. As is the quotation marks around Drosophila. 

At any rate, even if you’re interested in evolution, don’t waste your money on this movie.

Andrew Brown really hates Richard Dawkins

August 19, 2014 • 9:48 am

Andrew Brown may get the award for Biggest Faitheist of the Decade, for, despite being an admitted atheist, he spends virtually all of his time excoriating atheism and atheists (especially Richard Dawkins) and keeping his mitts off religion.

For years he’s done that at the Guardian, but now he seems to have expanded his venue to the Spectator, which, perhaps, is seeking the kind of rage-fuelled clickbait that Brown always provides. And, three days ago, the Spectator has published a particularly noxious attack on Dawkins by Brown: “The bizarre—and costly—cult of Richard Dawkins.” The main point seems to be that the Dawkins Foundation is raising money by giving people paid opportunities to interact with Dawkins. Brown sees that as equivalent to setting up a cult with St. Richard as its head.

Brown’s piece begins with this stupid and childish cartoon:

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Really, it’s something that a 15-year-old could have drawn, and makes fun of Dawkins in an immature and unfair way. Read the text and the cartoon balloons. But we’re used to this kind of stuff with Brown.

Brown’s other points include his attack on Dawkins’s claims that babies are born atheists, for Brown implies in the included audio clip that since there are babies of nationality, like German babies, or babies of ethnicity, like Asian babies, there must surely be “religious babies”—Muslim babies, Catholic babies, and so on. An atheist baby would then be the child of atheists, so those certainly exist under Brown’s conception.  But the comparison is bogus, for atheism is not a biological trait or place of birth, but a belief (or rather, nonbelief), something that you simply can’t attach to a child.  Really, does it make sense to say that a newborn is a “Muslim baby”? “Offspring of Muslim parents,” perhaps, but not “Muslim baby,” and I don’t use such terms.

Brown goes on about Richard as the equivalent of a cult leader or religious figure, but it’s clear, as it always has been, that Brown is simply jealous of Dawkins’s success (listen to the audio as well):

Last year he tweeted a recommendation of comments collected by one of his followers at a book signing in the US. Among them were: ‘You’ve changed the very way I understand reality. Thank you Professor’; ‘You’ve changed my life and my entire world. I cannot thank you enough’; ‘I owe you life. I am so grateful. Your books have helped me so much. Thank you’; ‘I am unbelievably grateful for all you’ve done for me. You helped me out of delusion’; ‘Thank you thank you thank you thank you Professor Dawkins. You saved my life’; and, bathetically, ‘I came all the way from Canada to see you tonight.’ With this kind of incense blown at him, it’s no wonder he is bewildered by criticism.

I wonder whose lives Brown has changed?

He then he raises the Religious Trope:

Like all scriptures, the Books of Dawkins contain numerous contradictions: inThe God Delusion itself he moves within 15 pages from condemning a pope who had baptised children taken away from Jewish parents to commending Nick Humphrey’s suggestion that the children of creationists be taken away because teaching your children religion is comparable to child abuse. So believers can always find a scripture where he agrees with them, which naturally cancels out the one where he doesn’t.

Whether he means that religious believers are despicable ‘stumbling, droning inarticulate .. yammering fumblewits’ who are ‘likely to be swayed by a display of naked contempt’ (that’s from a 2009 blogpost) or ‘I don’t despise religious people. I despise what they stand for’ (from a 2012 speech) can lead to arguments as interminable as those over the peaceful or otherwise character of the Prophet Mohammed.

And, in the depths of his rancor, Brown gets confused:

Similarly, does he mean that genes are selfish, or that they are co-operative? Both, it seems, and with equal vehemence.

Well, Mr. Brown, Richard means both, and that’s clear. Natural selection can sometimes favor genes for cooperation, and sometimes genes for being selfish. Humans are, in fact, both. We’ll take care of ourselves if it is best for our genes, and be cooperative when that behavior is best for our genes. Brown, it seems, hasn’t absorbed the lesson of evolution.

What’s ironic about all this is that Brown criticizes atheism and atheists in proportion to how “religious” they are, but he neither criticizes religion nor the followers of religion who not only say things that rouse ire, but actually kill people, or urge others to do so. If atheism is as bad as religion, why don’t we see Brown going after faith? Brown’s neglect of religion, more than anything else, tells me that one of his biggest motivations is jealousy—a jealousy that he tries to overcome by going after atheism’s most prominent figure. But, as someone said, tearing down Richard Dawkins doesn’t magically turn you into Richard Dawkins.

The ten-minute audio clip is a discussion between Brown and Andrew Trilling, editor of New Humanist Magazine. Trilling does a great job at countering Brown’s blather, and, as usual, Brown is supercilious and arrogant.

And, of course, the Spectator got what it wanted: views. There are 449 comments as of this posting. No matter that most of them make fun of Brown or denigrate his views, for clicks are money.

h/t: Nick

Creationist “lab” probably staged, but certainly unused

August 19, 2014 • 7:53 am

A while back some creationist group did a video that showed one of their members in front of a lab, giving an air of scientific authority to their “research.” (Of course, IDers’ and other creationists’ “research” usually consists of finding pseudo-problems with evolution; they almost never do actual hands-on work in the lab or field.) At any rate, somebody found out that the lab was actually “green-screened,” that is, it was not really the place where the creationist was interviewed, but was simply faked as a background by projecting it onto a screen behind the speaker. (I can’t recall the post I did about that, or the source, but I trust some reader will come through.)

A few days ago I posted about the Institute for Creation Research (ICR) in Dallas, for the Dallas Morning News had done a piece on it. The piece included an uncritical video about the ICR, a video extracted and sent by alert reader and militant anti-creationist Doc Bill (aka the staff of Kink the Cat). Here’s the link to the video, which is short. Pay attention to the interview with ICR’s “Research Director” Jason Lisle, and especially to his appearance in front of a “white board” at about 1:15.

Doc noticed something funny about that white board, and tried to take a screenshot. But every time he stopped the video, it went black. Finally, he managed to take a screenshot of the white board on the fly, and here it is behind Lisle:

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Now look at that and tell me if it’s real. A real lab’s boards have equations, experimental designs, and so on, but I’ll be damned if I understand anything on that board. It all appears to be fabricated to look scientific (I may be wrong, of course).  Notice, too, the list at the upper right:
—Dino’s [JAC: is that a grocer’s apostrophe?]
—Ice
—Rocket Man
Maybe these are notes that creationists made in their “researches,”  but I suspect that they’re simply put up to give the shot an air of being “science-y”
And remember the ICR “lab”? No active research “wet lab” looks like that. Nothing is happening in the space shown below, that’s clear:
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So I challenge Lisle and the ICR: is that your lab, or someone else’s? If it’s yours, why isn’t any research going on there, despite your claim that you have “Ph.D researchers” working on validating the truth claims of Scripture? If it’s not your lab, why did you pretend it was?
And if the stuff on the white board is really “research,” what does it mean? What is “Dino’s”?  Does that refer to a drink that belonged to Dean Martin?
Anyway, you might amuse yourself by figuring out what all the stuff on the white board means.

 

Readers’ wildlife photographs

August 19, 2014 • 5:59 am

Albatross!

No, you won’t see that bird today, though it’s constantly in my sight (in fact, it’s sitting on my desk).  But here are some gorgeous shots 0f another bird from reader and biologist Lou Jost. His comments are indented.

Here is a different species of Violetear than the one I rescued (though I’ve had this one stuck in my house as well). It is the Sparkling Violetear, Colibri coruscans (the genus name was apparently the local word for “hummingbird” among the extinct Taino tribe on Haiti, where Europeans would have made early contact with hummers. Today “colibri” is also the most common Spanish term for “hummingbird” used in the highlands of Ecuador).

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This one has a violet-blue belly while the other local violetear, the Green Violetear, is smaller and has a green belly.

The Sparkling Violetear is the dominant hummer here, and he has taken over the abutilon I planted in front of my kitchen window. He mostly just sits there resting, or chasing away other birds, and flashing his violet ears when excited; he hardly seems to take the time to actually eat. Maybe he is staking out this high-value tree in order to attract a mate. Some male hummers allow females access to their defended resources in exchange for sex, so maybe he is waiting for a mate to wander by.

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The golden crown is just pollen from the abutilon [JAC: the flower]. His head is plastered with it.

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Sometimes when he is not in sight, another species, the Buff-tailed Coronet (Boissonneaua flavescens), visits the same tree but sticks its head into the flower above the stamens, instead of below them like the violetear (you can see how the violetear does it in my flight photo). This gives the coronet a golden pollen-dusted throat instead of a golden crown.

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The photos are all taken in natural light through the glass of my kitchen window, so not as sharp as they could be. The camera is a Panasonic Lumix FZ200. This is an interesting camera, with the equivalent of a 600mm f2.8 lens, something unheard of in 35 mm photography (though these “equivalents” aren’t really fair, as the comparison to 35 mm lenses should also include the number of pixels in the sensor). It is a wonderful camera for casual bird pics, and weighs next to nothing (a 600mm lens for 35mm photography weighs many kilograms!)

 

Moar kittens for Linda

August 19, 2014 • 5:38 am

Reader Linda Grilli, the website’s Official Goat Breeder™, has many cats.  In fact, when I asked her how many, she said this:

I now have seven cats, five black.

Pewter – gunmetal grey
Clawed Monet – white with orange spots
Barney – black
Bailey – black
Ebony – black
Jose Felidiano – black
Billy the Kit – black

I still maintain that “Clawed Monet” is the greatest name ever bestowed on a felid.

Note that she says “I now have seven”. A bit more than three years ago, she had six. I posted pictures of four of them, Barney, Bibiana, Ebony, and Bailey (left to right in the first picture below). Sadly, Biana has passed on, so there were three black cats, all living in the barn, and all dining daily on goat milk and crackers:

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Now, however, Linda reports that she’s gotten two more stray black kittens (bringing the total back up to seven), who will live in the house with Clawed and Pewter instead of in the barn. They are eight weeks old, had eye infections which are now cured (thank Ceiling Cat for antibiotics), and here are their photos:

Meet Billy the Kit:

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And Jose Felidiano:

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I hope they get goat milk, too. (I understand it’s much better for cats than is cow milk, but I may be wrong.)