Thursday: Hili dialogue

November 10, 2016 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Good morning and welcome to the new day.

Today was the debut of Sesame Street in 1969.

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Today also saw the first presentation of Windows 1 to the public in 1983, although it wasn’t released for another 2 years. The few of us that used or had computers back in the day tended to use DOS rather than Windows, and did so for years to come as Windows functioned as a cutesy shell for DOS and didn’t do much more to justify its existence at the time.

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Today is also the birthday of rapper Eve (1978). Cautionary note for readers who haven’t heard of her:  this is rapping, rather than singing.

We have a lament from Poland. It is a conundrum, alas poor Hili!

Hili: This bowl is empty.
A: We have different opinions about the amount of food a cat needs.
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In Polish:
Hili: Ta miska jest pusta.
Ja: Mamy odmienne poglądy na to ile jedzenia potrzebuje kot.

Carol sent us a new photo of Gus, who is clearly unperturbed about the concerns of humans. We should all strive to be Gus for at least 15 minutes a day.

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A view from abroad

November 9, 2016 • 9:00 am

by Grania Spingies

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Stock markets are plummeting, and in spite of almost every poll predicting a comfortable win for Hillary Clinton only a few hours ago, the opposite has happened.

Lesson learned: almost no-one can conduct an accurate forecast anymore. This is what the NYT shows having happened to their polls (and they have been aggregating a number of them) in the last few hours.

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The other lesson I hope people learn: it’s not in the least bit helpful to demonise the “other” party supporters to the point where some people insert the word Libtards or Rethuglians into normal conversation. The only thing that this indicates is that if we inhabit an exclusive bubble of like-minded people we will struggle to have an accurate understanding of anyone who thinks differently. The content of your social media feed is not an accurate reflection of reality, and that goes for both sides of the fence.

It’s also overly simplistic to cry racism and blame this on white supremacists. If it were just blatant racism, then the voters who swung this election surprise against all predictions would have made sure that 8 years of Obama never happened. For similar reasons, it is also unlikely to be rampant sexism either.

That isn’t to say that those who voted for Trump have not been callously indifferent to the fact that their candidate was prepared to espouse every fascist, sexist and racist position in his drive to get votes. Yes, there were undoubtedly racist and sexist voters. It’s not possible for them all to have been motivated by sexsism and misogyny. Again, demonising everyone who votes differently doesn’t win you elections; nor does it change hearts and minds. At this point America is not going to sort out any internal messes by turning on each other and deepening the chasms. You need to find a way of understanding each other’s concerns and issues and bridging the divisions that are very evidently there. We are going to have to try to understand what seems incomprehensible if anything constructive is to come of this.

Kenan Malik had this to say.

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The days to come will be filled with post-mortems of how the polls could all be so wrong. Right now the only comforting thing I can think of is that one day this too will be a footnote in history.

Oh, and this.

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That’s us there.

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This too will pass.

Hili dialogues

November 9, 2016 • 7:00 am

On this day in history, in 2016, the unthinkable happened: the American people elected as their leader an ignorant, racist demagogue, far worse than anything we could have imagined when we saw George W. Bush as the bottom of the political barrel. The barrel is apparently a lot deeper than we thought. Professor Ceiling Cat, confident of a Clinton victory, was wrong. He will dutifully pay off his bets. The polls were wrong, too. That can only mean that either the polls were conducted incorrectly or, more likely, people didn’t want to say they were voting for Trump.

I have no words to bemoan the next four years, years with a Republican congress and President. The Supreme Court will remain conservative. Trump will get through what legislation he wants. Those who voted for Trump because they were tired of the establishment will, I fear, realize their error too late, perhaps among the smoking ruins of America.

I declare that we have one day to moan and despair, and then we must roll up our sleeves and get to work—working for the realization of those liberal values we supported with our vote.

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili and Cyrus are talking not about politics, but about their joint bed:

Cyrus: We have several options.
Hili: For the moment I would retain status quo.
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In Polish:
Cyrus: Mamy kilka opcji.
Hili: Chwilowo zachowałabym status quo.
And an update: Hili comments on the election:
Cyrus: Do you have any comment to the American election?
Hili: Meow.
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In Polish:
Cyrus: Masz jakiś komentarz do wyników tych amerykańskich wyborów?
Hili: Miau.
And three tw**ts:

Hillary wins!

November 8, 2016 • 3:00 pm

UPDATE: I was wrong. We’ll see lots of postmortem analyses in the next few weeks (there are some in this thread), but the damage is done. I just went for a walk around central Hong Kong and felt sick to my stomach, unable to even think rationally about what just happened. To those I’ve bet on this site, send me your address and I’ll pay off. But the whole country is going to pay a much larger price than I over the next four years.

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By the time this post goes up (I’m writing it at 2:30 a.m. Chicago time), enough ballots will have been cast to ensure a Presidential victory for Hillary Clinton. Or such is my prediction, and I stand to win about $600 if she does win. (All those bets were with credulous liberals who thought Trump had a chance, and would gladly pay me $100 out of relief if Clinton won. I love liberal suckers!)

Who knows what the next four years hold? If the Senate goes Democratic, which may well happen, we’ll get a more liberal Supreme Court justice, one who may help overturn some of the horrible decisions of the pre-Scalia-coronary court, including their wonky interpretation of the Second Amendment (the right to keep and bear arms).

I was never a big fan of Hillary, though many of the readers here are, but if she wins I wish her well and will support those of her policies with which I agree (she already has my vote). By the time readers wake up the morning after this post, we’ll have the nation’s first woman President, and a big bunch of angry Republicans. Although I hope the country can come together after the election, that’s very unlikely: the Republicans, whose policy was simply to obstruct anything Obama wanted, will continue to do that with Hillary, whom they hate even more than Obama. And there will be all those disgruntled Trump supporters, many of whom have guns.

In my experience, this is the most tumultuous time in American political life since the Watergate affair. I can’t predict what will happen after Clinton wins, but readers are welcome to weigh in below.

Election day diversions

November 8, 2016 • 1:00 pm

by Greg Mayer

Here in the U.S. it’s election day, and Americans are going to the polls to vote (many have already cast ballots in early voting). To divert you while awaiting the results (we’re expecting them at 3:00 PM Chicago time), here are a couple of items.

First, the following photo is of identical twins. Does it look like they are? Think about it first, and then post your thoughts in the comments. I’m sure most readers will figure it out.

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Identical twins.

Second, my correspondent in Yokosuka, Japan, sends the following photo, and comments, “If I told you I just got a rugby playing squirrel from a vending machine in a camera store you’d think it was weird, but then remember I’m in Japan…. I especially like how the nut is the ball.”

A rugby-playing squirrel from Yokosuka, Japan.
A rugby-playing squirrel from Yokosuka, Japan.

The squirrel seems to be stretching for a try. If anyone can read the accompanying brochure, please translate it for us.  I didn’t realize rugby was well enough known in Japan to be the subject of toys, but rugby is popular in a number of places you might not associate with the sport.

Hong Kong

November 8, 2016 • 11:00 am

I didn’t have the usual leisure time in the past week to post pictures and information about my trip, for I’m doing a lot of stuff here. But my last three days after Friday are free days, which I’ll use for sightseeing, eating, and maybe finding some nice tea to take back home. (Any recommendations for all of these things, locals? I’m staying in “Central” off Wellington Street.)

Here are some random photos of my peregrinations.

Hong Kong, photographed from across the water in Kowloon. What is appealing about Hong Kong is its felicitous mixture of modernity (viz., the buildings below) and older Chinese culture, or rather Hong Kong culture, as there’s currently a lot of friction between the residents of Hong Kong and the Chinese government, formally their “masters.”

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A group of people waiting to cross the street when the light changes. Some of the expats here complain that Hong Kong is too crowded, but they’ve clearly never been to Old Delhi in India!

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HSBC, the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation, is one of the world’s largest banks. One of my hosts here, Andrew, works for them and took my by the local headquarters to see their very famous brass lions—so famous that they have their own Wikipedia page. The guarding lions, named Stephen and Stitt, first appeared in Shanghai, but the ones in Hong Kong are the most famous:

When HSBC decided to build its third Headquarters at 1 Queen’s Road Central in Hong Kong, opened in 1935, it commissioned two bronze lions from Shanghai-based British sculptor WW Wagstaff. This commission was inspired by the earlier lions commissioned for the Shanghai office, and the Hong Kong lions were modelled on, but are not identical to, the Shanghai lions.

Wagstaff worked with “Shanghai Arts and Crafts” foreman Chou Yin Hsiang who in an interview with John Loch of HSBC’s house magazine “Group News” in June 1977 recalled that when he first joined Arts and Crafts he worked with Wagstaff for two years to make the lions, without having to learn a word of English. . .

. . . As a mark of the respect the lions were held in, the move to Statue Square, and the move back in 1985, were accompanied by the chairman Sir Michael Sandberg and senior management of the Bank and the placement of the lions both temporarily and in their current locations was made only after extensive consultations with feng shui practitioners.

. . . Like the Shanghai lions, the Hong Kong lions became objects of veneration, and focii [sic] of the Bank’s perceived excellent feng shui. Young couples still bring their toddlers to stroke the paws and noses of the statues hoping for luck and prosperity.

Here’s Stephen; note how his paws have been rubbed bright by those wanting good luck:

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And:

The Hong Kong lions are also called Stephen and Stitt, and the Hong Kong Stephen has bullet or shrapnel scars in its left hind-quarters dating from the fighting in the Battle of Hong Kong. [JAC: On Dec. 7, 1941, the same day the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, they also attacked Hong Kong, defeating the British and Canadian, and Indian defenders within two weeks.]

The lions were taken away by the Japanese but fortuitously recovered; read more about them here.

Japanese bullet and shrapnel damage:

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A Buddhist-themed park (with a nunnery next door) in Kowloon:

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Real estate is hideously expensive in Hong Kong, which means that apartments and stores must be small. Here’s a hardware store: the Hong Kong equivalent of Home Depot. You can’t find anything yourself; you have to ask, and the proprietor can locate anything

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A store selling dried sea goods, like sea cucumber, skate, and (unfortunately) shark fin:

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This store sells almost exclusively soy sauce: there are many more types of soy sauce here than in the U.S., as each type is used for a different dish or type of food:

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Because storage space is small, and most locals shop for food daily, freshness is prized and paramount. I was told that this beef was living cow the day before it came to market (there’s no refrigeration in these markets):

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Several streets in the city are devoted to the Flower Market, a lovely place:

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Pitcher plants for sale, hanging from the ceiling

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Bonsai for sale:

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I was astounded that this tiny apple tree, no more than three feet tale, bore full-sized fruit:

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Nearby is the Bird Market, which saddened me as there were many wild birds for sale in small cages, unable to fly free. I couldn’t bear to photograph them. Here’s one store, though, that sells fancy cages:

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My one photo from the bird market: an older Chinese man and his parrot, which he fondled and kissed. I was told by a friend that this is a male Eclectus parrot, (Eclectus roratus) from Southeast Asia.

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When I wondered how my friend knew it was a male, as many parrots have identical males and females, I found out that this species, from SE Asia and its islands, has extreme sexual dimorphism, so that males are green like the one above, while females look like the one on the right below (photo from Wikipedia). Don’t ask me why:
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Also nearby is the Goldfish Market, where all kinds of goldfish and koi (all a single highly modified species of carp) are for sale. The small ones hang in bags on the street; presumably they’re put back in tanks at night:

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The power of artificial selection!:

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Finally, under some of the underpasses and walkways on the weekend I saw large groups of women sitting on blankets and sheets of cardboard, with food, drinks, playing cards, and so on. They were clearly not homeless people, and I was told that these are the domestic workers of Hong Kong—largely from the Philippines—who gather to meet their fellow workers on the weekends. The underpass gives them a sheltered place to congregate, chat, eat, and while away the hours.

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