The aliens have landed, and they are in Madagascar

March 22, 2015 • 11:20 am

by Matthew Cobb

Regular readers will know that Jerry doesn’t do or get Tw*tter, even though a number of his posts originate from there. This is a case in point – I have been following an expedition to Madagascar that has been looking for ants in the rainforest, and has been tweeting their experiences via Brian Fisher (aka @ant_explorer). Earlier today Brian retw**ted this tw**t from fellow expedition member @HikingHack (aka Andrew Quitmeyer):

This was the craziest damn thing I saw all trip! Found near summit w @openPlusea + @ant_explorer. It’s a plant??

Andrew also posted this cool video:

Andrew assumes it’s a bit of a plant, but what could it be? A bract?

I really think it’s an alien. If you peer closely at that green bit, a face-hugger will come whishing out and that’s you done for, bub.

[UPDATE: WE HAVE AN ANSWER! The readers of this site know pretty much everything. In comment #17 below, Mary Endress nails it:

It’s an infructescence of Ephippiandra from the plant family Monimiaceae. A very weird one!

Go ahead – Google it, you’ll see she’s right!]

“God’s Bankers”: a new book exposing the corruption of the Vatican bank

March 22, 2015 • 9:50 am

I’ve criticized Damon Linker’s atheist-bashing before (see here), but in today’s New York Times he shows that he’s an equal-opportunity basher. In the Sunday Book Review, Linker evaluates, favorably, a new book by investigative reporter Gerald PosnerGod’s Bankers: A History of Money and Power at the Vatican. Posner’s book, which came out Feb. 3, is doing well: it was a New York Times bestseller, is now #54 on Amazon, and today ranks #1 in the categories of “Catholicism” and “Christian denominations and sects.” Bill Donohue will be furious!

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Posner’s book is about the shady banking practices of the Vatican, some of them apparently involving offshore stashing of dough, deep corruption, association with the Mafia, and perhaps even murder. We know about the religious evils of Catholicism, but this book shines a light on a whole new realm of Vatican malfeasance. Here are a few excerpts from Linker’s review:

That the Vatican has a bank at all is surprising when taking in the long view of church history. During the Middle Ages, the papacy developed into an aristocratic and feudal institution dependent for much of its income on rents and taxes collected in the Papal States of central Italy. This came to an abrupt end with the final unification of Italy in 1870, which deprived the church of its lands and feudal income, leading to several decades of acute financial insecurity.

Popes of this period — Pius IX, Leo XIII, Pius X, Benedict XV, Pius XI — publicly denounced lending money at interest (usury) while at the same time accepting massive loans from the Rothschilds and making their own interest-bearing loans to Italian Catholics. Beginning with ­Bernardino Nogara, appointed by Pius XI in 1929, the church also empowered a series of often shady financial advisers to engage in financial wheeling and dealing around the globe. “So long as the balance sheets showed surpluses,” Posner writes, “Pius and his chief advisers were pleased.” That pattern would continue through the rest of the 20th century.

. . . Posner weaves an extraordinarily intricate tale of intrigue, ­corruption and organized criminality — much of it familiar to journalists who cover the ­Vatican, though not widely known among more casual church watchers — from Pius XII down to Benedict XVI. These were years when the Vatican moved beyond the last vestiges of feudal restraint to become “a savvy international holding company with its own central bank” and a “maze of offshore holding companies” that were used as sprawling money-laundering ­operations for the Mafia and lucrative slush funds for Italian politicians.

Posner’s gifts as a reporter and story­teller are most vividly displayed in a series of lurid chapters on the ­American ­archbishop Paul Marcinkus, the arch-Machiavellian who ran the Vatican Bank from 1971 to 1989. Notorious for ­declaring that “you can’t run the church on Hail Marys,” ­Marcinkus ended up ­implicated in several sensational scandals. The biggest by far was the collapse of Italy’s largest private bank, Banco ­Ambrosiano, in 1982 — an event ­preceded by mob hits on a string of investigators looking into corruption in the Italian banking industry and followed by the spectacular (and still unsolved) murder of Ambrosiano’s ­chairman ­Roberto Calvi, who was found hanging from scaffolding beneath Blackfriars Bridge in London shortly after news of the bank’s implosion began to break. (Although the Vatican Bank was eventually absolved of legal culpability in Ambrosiano’s collapse, it did concede “moral involvement” and agreed to pay its creditors the enormous sum of $244 million.)

In one of his biggest scoops, ­Posner ­reveals that while Marcinkus was ­running his shell game at the Vatican Bank, he also served as a spy for the State Department, providing the American ­government with “personal details” about John Paul II, and even encouraging the pope “at the behest of embassy officials . . . to publicly endorse American positions on a broad range of political issues, ­including: the war on drugs; the ­guerrilla fighting in El Salvador; bigger defense budgets; the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan; and even Reagan’s ambitious ­missile defense shield.”

The cumulative effect of Posner’s detective work is an acute sensation of disgust — along with a mix of admiration for and skepticism about Pope Francis’ efforts to reform the Vatican Bank and its curial enablers.

Here’s a five-minute book trailer (!) from Posner’s site:

h/t: Diane G

Readers’ wildlife photos

March 22, 2015 • 8:30 am

We have some unusual photos today, but to ease you into them, here’s a flying sandhill crane (Grus canadensis) photographed in Idaho by Stephen Barnard. You should be starting to pick up some of the Latin binomials by now. Do you remember the scientific name of the red-tailed hawk? (Note: when a photo is overlapped by the book icons to the right, simply click on it once, wait a second, and then click again to get the enlarged photo without the annoying overlap.)

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Reader Jonathan Wallace sent some unusual photos of leaf-mining caterpillars, and some nice notes on their biology (read them!):

Here are some pictures of leaf mining lepidopteran larvae. Many micro moth larvae feed between the upper and lower surfaces of the leaf where, presumably, they gains some level of protection from predators and also from either desiccation or being blown/washed off the leaf by wind and rain.  It is possible to identify species from characters such as the plant species the mine is found in, which surface the egg is laid on, the shape of the mine and the form of the frass (droppings).  These first two are Stigmella floslactella and Lyonetia clerkella (two vacated mines).

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This is the mine of the Nut-leaf blister moth Phyllonorycter coryli which makes characteristic silver blisters on the leaves of hazel nut trees.

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These two are Coleophora serratella and Cameraria ohridellaColeophora [first photo] is a large genus in which the larvae typically make a case which stands erect from the leaf surface.  As can be seen in this picture, the larva exits the case into the space it has excavated in the leaf to feed and retreats back into the case when not feeding.  Cameraria ohridella [second photo] feeds on horse chestnut and was unknown in the UK about 10 years ago (it originates from SE Europe) but from its discovery in the London area it has rapidly spread across the country.  The mines make unsightly blothches on the leaves and heavily infested trees go brown prematurely in the summer.

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WEIT book price escalates even moar (plus answers to “Name the apologist” contest)

March 22, 2015 • 7:30 am

I’m very pleased to see that the price of the autographed and Houle-illuminated copy of WEIT has gone even higher: it’s over $4K, and there’s still a week to go:

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Meanwhile, over at Sean Carroll’s site, Preposterous Universe, various sourpusses (sourpodes?) predicted it wouldn’t sell for much: as one of them said, “I’m going to be straight honest as any respecting person in pursuit of scientific truth should be: the book signed by all these people is not worth $60 and never will be. Dawkins is a science populizer more than a scientist. Dennett is a Philosopher. Weinberg is the heavyweight on that list. But not going to ever be worth 2k.”

But book is worth precisely what it sells for, and, as reader Ben Goren asked another sourpuss, “What kind of sauce would you like with your crow?”

Another questioned whether Doctors without Borders was “efficent financially.” I of course vetted that long ago, and the organization is very highly rated (see the Charity Navigator evaluation here). 87% of its expenses go for programs and services. So get your rich friends to bid, for it’s identical to a big donation to DwB, and you get a nice book. I’m truly glad I don’t have Carroll’s trollish commenters on my site.

As for yesterday’s “Guess the Apologist” contest, I guess it wasn’t so hard after all.  The first quote was from Karen Armstrong, the second from Reza Aslan. The links at their names lead you to the places where I found the quotes. I thought the contest would be harder, but I guess the nature and style of these people’s thoughts are pretty distinctive.

Sunday: Hili dialogue

March 22, 2015 • 5:07 am

It’s the Lord’s day, which means that Ceiling Cat wants us to strive mightily, but not to forget our naps! Also, Chicago is predicted to have a slight dusting of snow today—the swan song of winter.

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili shows herself to be a free-will incompatibilist! (I’m very pleased.)

A: A penny for your thoughts.
Hili: I’m trying to guess what I’m determined to do.

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In Polish:
Ja: Nad czym się zastanawiasz?
Hili: Próbuję odgadnąć na co jestem zdeterminowana.

 

Ancient question finally settled: the right way to hang toilet paper

March 21, 2015 • 5:26 pm

This afternoon I got an email from a reader, along with a link to a PuffHo article called “This 124-year-old patent reveals the right way to use toilet paper.” A screenshot of the email’s contents:

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Matt was, of course, referring to reader Diana MacPherson, who is obsessed with installing “wrong way” toilet rolls, in which the paper is “under” rather than “over”. (You will know this if you’re a regular here.) If Diana visits a friend, or even a commercial establishment, and finds a roll in the “over position,” she changes it.

Now, however, there is irrefutable proof that she’s RONG, for the inventor of the roll actually specified the correct position in his patent. As PuffHo notes:

According to an 1891 patent by New York businessman Seth Wheeler, the end of a toilet paper roll should be on the outside, or in the “over” position. (Advocates of the “under” position, take note: better flip that roll over when you get home.)

Writer Owen Williams shared the discovery Monday on Twitter, posting a picture of Wheeler’s patent for the toilet paper roll:

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Wheeler, the man behind the Albany Perforated Wrapping Paper Company, is also the reason we’re able to tear off perfect squares in the first place: Albany Perforated originally patented the idea for perforated “wrapping” paper (a more modest name for toilet paper) in 1871.

“My invention … consists in a roll of wrapping paper with perforations on the line of the division between one sheet and the next, so as to be easily torn apart, such roll of wrapping paper forming a new article of manufacture,” Wheeler’s 1871 patent read.

This of course only makes sense, for you can choose your portion and tear it more easily in the “over position.” Further, “over” is optimal for cats, as they can’t use an “under” roll as a toy, clawing out huge reams of paper.

I doubt that I’ve ever installed a roll in the “under” position in my entire life. Seriously, installing it any other way is like buying a car and then driving it backwards forever. There really should be no debate on this issue.

Naturally Diana will reply with her reasons, but I consider her definitively pwned by this finding.

British primary school prevents kids from watching eclipse because it might offend their faith

March 21, 2015 • 3:40 pm

Speaking of religion in Britain, here is some news that’s been widely reported on secular sites, so I won’t dwell on it long. But it does show how ridiculous the British school system is when it comes to religion. Not only are there faith-based schools—an offense to an enlightened democracy—but there are also state-run “council” schools like North Primary School, in Southall, that do ridiculous things to coddle believers. In this case, the school banned its kids from watching yesterday’s solar eclipse—on religious grounds! The Torygraph reports:

A London primary school was criticised for banning children from watching the eclipse for “religious and cultural reasons.”

Pupils at North Primary School in Southall were stopped from watching the solareclipse directly and had to observe it on screens instead.

Sometimes known as Little India, Southall is a diverse community in west London with a large Hindi population.

Although headteacher Ivor Johnstone would not comment on what the ‘religious and cultural’ reasons were, some Hindu scriptures say that an eclipse makes believers impure.

And fundamentalists believe that they need to bathe immediately after an eclipse and chant the name of God to overcome the forces of darkness.

. . . [The head teacher] Mr Johnstone, said: “The school made this decision when we became aware of religious and cultural concerns associated with observing an eclipse directly.

“Although we are sorry for any disappointment, pupils were still able to watch the eclipse on screens in classrooms.

“However, the overcast conditions in West London today meant they would not have been able to see it live in any case.”

Yeah, isn’t Johnstone lucky that it was overcast? Needless to say, some non-Hindu parents were upset. I have bolded the funny (and sad) bit below:

Phil Belman, whose seven year old daughter goes to the school, told The Evening Standard: “I am extremely upset about it.

“My child went in having spent an hour preparing and making up her pinhole camera. This is an issue about scientific matters versus religious superstition.

“I am outraged – is it going to be Darwin next? We will be like mid America.”

No, not mid America: southern America (and a lot of other places as well). But this is still outrageous. It really irks me that a 7 year old girl gets all set to learn some science, and then gets told that she can’t watch the eclipse on her pinhole camera. Total eclipses don’t happen all that often.

Come on, you Britons, stop your schools from pulling this kind of crap, and get rid of those faith schools!

 

h/t: Grania, Frits

The BBC coddles faith, falsely claims harmony between science and religion

March 21, 2015 • 1:15 pm

There’s a new accommodationist piece on the BBC’s website called “Can religion and science bury the hatchet?” It’s written by Caroline Wyatt, the Beeb’s Religious Affairs Correspondent, and of course the answer to her question is “YES!”

When reader Jim sent me the link to her piece, his email was headed, “There’s £700,000 down the drain then”, and that refers to the springboard for Wyatt’s piece: a substantial “Science and Faith Grant” given to the Church of England by—surprise!—the Templeton Foundation.  Here’s what it’s for:

Churches are being encouraged to talk about the relationship between science and faith through a project backed by the Church of England.

The Templeton World Charity Foundation has awarded £700,000 to a three-year Durham University programme which aims to promote greater engagement between science and Christians.

Churches will be able to apply for grants of up to £10,000 for “scientists in congregations”, and more than 1,000 people training for Anglican ministry will be offered access to training and resources on contemporary science and the Christian faith as part of the project.

The programme will be led by the Rev Professor David Wilkinson, Professor in the Department of Theology and Religion at Durham University and an astrophysicist, with Professor Tom McLeish, Professor of Physics at Durham University and the Bishop of Kingston, the Rt Rev Dr Richard Cheetham.

You can hear Wilkinson’s justification for the project here. Remember that £700,000 would, if donated to UNICEF’s Tap Project, provide clean water to children for 20,0000,000 days (54,800 years).

Well, Templeton is clearly still on the “unite faith and science” path, despite its lip service to pure science. And Ms. Wyatt is down with the project. Her article, which I find rather discursive and muddled, instantiates four misconceptions about the relationship between religion and science. Here they are:

1. There’s no conflict between religion and science. A lot of secular accommodationists, including the historian of science Ronald Numbers, as well as organizations like the National Center for Science Education, like to promulgate this idea. When there seems to be conflict, as in the case of Galileo v. Pope, or creationism vs. science, they fob that off on either “distorted religious beliefs” or, in the case of Galileo, as “a more nuanced conflict that really involves not religion, but politics and personalities.”

The fact is that, as I claim in The Albatross, both science and religion make claims about the cosmos (“God is a hypothesis,” as Shelley said two centuries ago), so they are competing to describe reality. But only science has a way to actually find out what’s real. That’s the true conflict between the two areas.

Wyatt argues against that:

But the real narrative of a conflict between science and religion was developed in the late 19th Century, and has proved remarkably persistent – not least because it makes for lively debates on TV, radio and the internet.

And, get this:

“The old distinction that science is about facts and religious belief is about faith is far too simplistic,” says Prof Wilkinson.

“Science involves evidence, but it also involves skills of judgement, and skills of assessing evidence.

“After all, you only have a limited amount of evidence to base your theory, and you have to trust your evidence – which isn’t far from being Christian.

“It doesn’t involve blind faith – and indeed religion is not good religion if it is simply based on blind faith.

“Christianity has to be open to interpretation about its claims about the world and experience.”

For Prof Wilkinson, the two are absolutely not mutually exclusive.

That’s outrageous! Seriously: trusting evidence is close to what Christians do? Well, maybe—so long as the evidence is either nonexistent or confected! If you look at how science and religion regard evidence, you’ll see the huge gulf between those disciplines. For one things, religion is ridden with confirmation bias, while science has procedures to eliminate it. The fact is that Christianity is indeed based on blind faith, for there’s simply no credible evidence that any of its claims—souls, heaven, God, afterlife, Jesus’s divinity and resurrection—are true. You must have blind faith to believe that stuff.

2. Religion can contribute to science—and to our understanding of reality. This is more than just Gould’s idea that science and religion are complementary, with science helping us understand the universe and religion dealing with morals, meaning and values. No, Wyatt’s interviewees tell us that religion can help science:

Prof Wilkinson became a Methodist minister after training and working in theoretical astrophysics on the origin of the universe.

“Many of the questions that faith and science posed to each other were fruitful,” he says.

Galileo’s ideas were condemned by the Church

“For many different folk both inside and outside the church, science and religion don’t have a simplistic relationship – and the model that says science has to be pitted against religion doesn’t explain the history of a very interesting interaction.

“Today, many cosmologists are finding that some questions go beyond science – for example, where does the sense of awe in the universe come from?”

Actually, the question of where our sense of awe comes from—not just awe about the cosmos, but about music, art, paintings, a loved one, and so on—is a scientific question. If it is ever answered, it will be by not by religion, but by neurobiology and evolutionary biology. Invoking “God” or “religion” as an answer is bogus; it’s equivalent to asserting that “God gave us the sense of awe” and leaving it there. That’s like saying “Fairies gave us a sense of awe.”

Ditto for “where did religion come from?”  That’s a question of history, psychology and sociology, whose answer is probably irrecoverably buried in the strata of history. It’s not an answer to say, “God gave us religion.”

Here’s another way religion is supposed to help science:

3. Religious scientists help advance science, ergo God. First, Wyatt gives us a list of religious scientists, to wit:

Living scientists with religious beliefs

Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the world wide web, Unitarian Universalism

Sir Colin John Humphreys, physicist, president of Christians in Science

Ahmed Zewail, 1999 Nobel Prize for chemistry, Muslim

Simon Conway Morris, palaeontologist, Christian

Martin Rees, Baron Rees of Ludlow, astrophysicist and former chairman of the Royal Society, churchgoer who doesn’t believe in God

But for every one of these I could provide two or three atheist scientists, for there are more atheists scientists (especially among accomplished scientists) than religious scientists. Would it be helpful for the BBC to provide a list of “Living scientists who don’t believe in gods” to show us that science is furthered by nonbelief?

And here’s the old canard that justifies religion because some scientists who advanced the field believed in God:

That sense of wonder is echoed by Catholic priest and particle physicist Father Andrew Pinsent, who worked at the Cern laboratory.

. . . Moreover, two of the most important theories of modern science, genetics and the big bang, were both invented by priests.”

[Pinsent] says that as a particle physicist, he was always impressed by the discovery of “beautiful patterns and symmetries in nature, mathematics at a deep level, and the extraordinary properties of light”.

“These discoveries cannot, in themselves, be used to construct a formal proof of the existence of God, but they do evoke a sense of wonder to which a religious response is natural,” he says.

Yes, Mendel made the first formal investigation of genetics, and Lemaître posited the Big Bang, but most of the geneticists and cosmologists who subsequently advanced the field were nonbelievers. And besides, there’s no rule that religious scientists, of whom there are many, can’t have good ideas. But I deny that the vast majority of those good ideas have anything to do with religion. Did Mendel cross his peas as a way of worshiping God? Nope—he was an educated man and was simply curious. As far as I know, and I may be wrong, Lemaître posited the Big Bang as the starting point of an expanding universe, and decried attempts to use it as evidence for God’s creation. In fact, I just found confirmation of that on Wikipedia:

By 1951, Pope Pius XII declared that Lemaître’s theory provided a scientific validation for Catholicism. However, Lemaître resented the Pope’s proclamation, stating that the theory was neutral and there was neither a connection nor a contradiction between his religion and his theory.[19][20] 

4. Finally, NOMA.  After arguing and quoting people about how science and religion can help each other, Wyatt ends by quoting someone who undercuts all that, but in a problematic way:

James D Williams, lecturer in science education at the University of Sussex, says: “Where we have issues, they generally revolve around people trying to reconcile science and religion or using religion to refute science.

“This misunderstands the nature of science.

“Science deals in the natural, religion the ‘supernatural’.

“Science seeks explanations for natural phenomena, whereas religion seeks to understand meaning in life.”

“In my view, science and religion cannot be integrated, that is, science cannot answer many of the questions religion poses and, likewise, religion cannot answer scientific questions.”

So we’ve come full circle: Wilkinson says science is like Christianity, while Williams says it’s not. They’re both partly right, in that both areas make claims about reality, but only science has methods to test which answers are right. Williams, however, is wrong in claiming that religion is not interested in natural phenomena but only in “meaning”; many theologians have criticized that NOMA-ish argument.

And indeed, religion can’t answer scientific questions, but religion can’t answer religious questions, either! Religion addresses plenty of questions, but can’t answer any of them. If it could, the diverse and often conflicting answers coming from different faiths wouldn’t exist. All religious quests would end up with the same answers. Thank Ceiling Cat that there’s only a single brand of science!

I’m continually puzzled why Britain, which is so much less religious than the U.S., in some ways coddles faith even more lovingly. Almost all the vociferous atheists who are Anglophones are from America (Dawkins is an exception, and I count Hitchens as part American), and many of the religious accommodationists, like Polkinghorne, Rees, and Conway Morris, are Brits. I provisionally conclude that the British dislike of attacking religion is based on their tradition of being polite and nonconfrontational. Americans, on the other hand, are loud, brash, and don’t respect authority!