Caturday felid trifecta: a cat of negotiable affections, cat cafe closes because it ran out of cats, and cats in academia

January 23, 2016 • 9:30 am

I was going to call this cat, Nala, a “whorecat,” but then I realized I’d be cat-shaming, so I will call her “a cat of negotiable affections”:

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According to Distractify, Nala came home bearing this note:

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Transcript:

I don’t know who this cat belongs to, but she comes visits us every few weeks. She’ll meow outside our back door until we let her in, she wounds herself [sic!!] around our legs, walks about the house like it’s hers, waits @ the fridge until my husband or I fed her baloney. She doesn’t like our cat food very much! We look forward to her visits. We lost our 21 yr old cat this yr.

This reminds me of one of my favorite children’s books, Six Dinner Sid by Inga Moore. Sid is the male equivalent of Nala, who in the story cons six owners to feed him. Each of them thinks they own Sid. But he gets caught when he catches a cold and six different “owners” bring him to the vet. The vet cottons on to the cat’s scam, and he eventually has to go back to one dinner per day. You can hear the book read aloud (with illustrations shown) here. I recommend it!

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The good news is that cat cafes are opening all over North America, and one recently opened in Vancouver. The bad news is that because of its popularity, and the fact that (like most cat cafes) the resident moggies were up for adoption, the Vancouver location, “Catfé,” ran out of cats (see here for location and opening hours).  This was published on January 5:

Catfé, the café where you can cuddle with a cat and get an espresso at the same time, has adopted all their resident kitties and need to wait for more to arrive before they can open again.

“We haven’t been able to keep enough cats in the café at a time,” owner Michelle Furbacher told Vancity Buzz.

She said it partially stems from the holidays. Most of the cats in the café come from Northern B.C., and poor road conditions along with holiday hours have prevented Furbacher from being able to keep a full stock of kitties.

And while there are many adoptable cats in Metro Vancouver, Catfé is specifically partnered with the SPCA, leaving them out of luck for the moment. A new shipment of cats is expected to arrive this Thursday, allowing the café to reopen on Friday.

As of today, they now show 11 resident cats, but it looks as if most of them are being adopted. To further this incentive, anyone who visits the cafe, takes a photo, and adopts a cat from the cafe will get a free autographed copy of FvF (with a themed cat cafe drawing as well as an audiobook of the same.

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Catfé supporters Jonathan Falomir (left) and Alina Varela with Jose. / Image: Daniel Chai

I love what they call the coffee makers:

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Purristas Sade Russell (left) and Meg Gravesdale. / Image: Daniel Chai

And I can’t imagine a better scheme to get cats adopted! Go have a cattucinno, chill with the cats, and find one that’s sympatico. Then adopt it.

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Finally, December saw the annual Academics with Cats Awards, a contest in which academics vie to have the best photo of them and their cat in a cerebral situation. This is the “best in show” winner:

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The Times Higher Education site mentions the contest, which had over 300 entries, but also gives a few choice cat-related items, including this (with explanation:

[A]round 1420, one scribe found a page of his hard work ruined by a cat that had urinated on his book. Leaving the rest of the page empty, and adding a picture of a cat (that looks more like a donkey), he wrote the following:

Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many other cats too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.

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Source: Cat Pee: Cologne Historisches Archive

And there’s this autographed paper; its story is below:

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One curious cat has outshone all others, becoming an academic legend in the process. F.D.C. Willard has published as both a co-author and, unbelievably, as the sole author on scientific papers in the field of low temperature physics.

The story goes that Jack Hetherington, an American physicist and mathematician, needed to eliminate the use of the royal “we” in a paper, so he added his cat as co-author.

Concerned that colleagues would recognise Chester’s name, he concocted a pen name: F.D. forFelis domesticus; C for Chester; and Willard after the cat that sired him. The joint paper waspublished in Physical Review Letters in 1975 and has been cited about 70 times.

When the reprints arrived, Hetherington inked Chester’s paw and sent a few “signed” copies to friends.

One was sent to a physicist who later recounted that colleagues wished to invite Willard to a conference because “he never gets invited anywhere”. The physicist produced his copy of the paper to the organising committee and “everyone agreed that it seemed to be a cat paw signature”. Neither Willard nor Hetherington was invited.

Hetherington recalls: “Shortly thereafter a visitor to [the university] asked to talk to me, and since I was unavailable asked to talk with Willard. Everyone laughed and soon the cat was out of the bag.” Terrible pun presumably intended.

h/t: Ed, Michael

 

Readers’ wildlife videos

January 23, 2016 • 8:15 am

It’s Saturday again, and we’ll take a break from photos to show readers’ videos. And by “reader,” I of course mean Tara Tanaka in Florida (Vimeo site here, flickr site here), from whose collection I’ve chosen two digiscoped clips.

The first (“Bart tries to kill Billy, taken with the GH4”) is an attempted murder of one egret chick by another (you can hear Tara gasp during the unsuccessful chickicide attempt). This is a good example of sibling rivalry: your sibling shares only half your genes, which is why baby birds fight with each other for food. The notes:

It was all peace, love and harmony, until the parent arrived with food. Bart (on the right) was clearly the most aggressive chick, and Bobby (in the middle) looked like he had already been attacked from behind, probably by Bart. Billy looked very tentative, and it soon became clear why. As soon as he tried to get some breakfast, Bart pushed him out of the nest, much to my horror. I gasped and looked up from the camera to see Billy clawing his way back to safety from our swamp with the 10′ gator. As he tried to get back in the nest Bart continued to jab at him, and even after he was back in the nest Billy kept shaking his head, but his eyes looked okay as far as I could tell. I’m surprised that Billy isn’t a lot smaller. The parent seemed to be contemplating the situation, but not interfering. Mother Nature can be a tough woman.

And here are the ablutions of a lovely catbird:

2015-10-01:  Gray Catbird [Dumetella carolinensis], slow motion bathing bliss, shot in 4K with the GH4

Saturday: Hili dialogue

January 23, 2016 • 6:00 am

Yesterday and on into today we have The Monster Snowfall on the East Coast of the US. Everywhere flights are cancelled, as are many trains, and cities are going to be paralyzed. That’s a good thing for the type A’s, as they will have to relax at home. Here’s the predicted snowfall at various places as of 3 pm today. That’s enough to paralyze areas like Washington, D.C., which cancelled schools yesterday on the basis of a single inch of snow:

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Fortunately, in Chicago we have a snow-free week ahead. For once we’re in the clear! On this day in history, Elizabeth Blackwell became America’s first female doctor in 1849, and, in 1986, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, The Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley became the first musicians inducted into Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Manet was born on January 23, 1832, and David Hilbert in 1862.  In 2011, Jack LaLanne, who was supposed to be immortal, died on this day. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is being her usual parasitic self. I call this dialogue “Oh, the humanity”:

Cyrus: What do you think about humanity?
Hili: Useful.

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A good portrait of the beasts, no?
In Polish:
Cyrus: Co sądzisz o ludzkości?
Hili: Przydatna.

Week-ending squirrels

January 22, 2016 • 2:45 pm

Although yesterday was Squirrel Appreciation Day, I couldn’t resist ending the week with this swell squirrel photo sent by Antti Rönkä.  He sent some information, too:

I have attached a photo of a European Red Squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris) that  stuck itself  into a bird feeder. The photo was taken recently in Oulu, northern Finland, at our backyard.

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And reader Taskin pointed me to “Break’s” Facebook video of a squirrel grabbing a camera and running off with it (click on the screenshot to see it). It’s a truly stupendous piece of video, showing you things from a squirrel’s eye view; and it’s funny as hell.

This is great on several levels. You get to see his little legs going like mad, he goes up a tree and films other squirrels, you can see the camera guy trying to figure out how he can get it back, there are bells ringing in the background, it’s Squirrel Appreciation Boxing Day!

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Convergent migration strategies in birds (an excuse to show a cool bird gif)

January 22, 2016 • 12:45 pm

There’s a new paper in the Proceedings of the Royal Society (B) by Frank La Sorte et al. about migration routes surveyed in 118 species of birds. I’ve only scanned it, as this is an excuse to show you a lovely new gif of bird migrations. But first the paper (reference at bottom; free download) and its abstract, which should be understandable by the non-scientist:

Abstract:

Migration is a common strategy used by birds that breed in seasonal environments. Selection for greater migration efficiency is likely to be stronger for terrestrial species whose migration strategies require non-stop transoceanic crossings. If multiple species use the same transoceanic flyway, then we expect the migration strategies of these species to converge geographically towards the most optimal solution. We test this by examining population-level migration trajectories within the Western Hemisphere for 118 migratory species using occurrence information from eBird. Geographical convergence of migration strategies was evident within specific terrestrial regions where geomorphological features such as mountains or isthmuses constrained overland migration. Convergence was also evident for transoceanic migrants that crossed the Gulf of Mexico or Atlantic Ocean. Here, annual population-level movements were characterized by clockwise looped trajectories, which resulted in faster but more circuitous journeys in the spring and more direct journeys in the autumn. These findings suggest that the unique constraints and requirements associated with transoceanic migration have promoted the spatial convergence of migration strategies. The combination of seasonal atmospheric and environmental conditions that has facilitated the use of similar broad-scale migration strategies may be especially prone to disruption under climate and land-use change.

That’s not an earth-shattering finding, I think, but still useful.

Here’s a figure showing similarity of migration routes, with most over land, but when it’s over the ocean they tend to go in the same direction (i.e. clockwise or counterclockwise). I won’t report further on the paper as I’m struggling with a new PNAS paper on the “readiness potential” for physical events (i.e., stuff relevant to free will), but have a look at this:

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From paper: Figure 1. (a) Population-level migration trajectories within the Western Hemisphere at a daily temporal resolution for 118 migratory bird species for the combined period 2002– 2014. (b) Migration trajectory classification within 18 latitudinal bands for the 118 species with each point defining species’ annual centroid within that band (note the use of transparent points). From the 118 species, 53 were classified as clockwise, 14 as anticlockwise, and 51 as repeated.

There’s a nice summary of the article at the Cornell eBird site, but this is all prelude so I can show you this lovely gif, an animation of the diagrams above. As the legend says, “Each dot represents a single bird species; the location represents the average of the population for each day of the year (see paper for a more precise explanation of the “average location”). Here’s a key to which species is which.” The concordant movement of the dots, each a single species, shows the convergent migration that’s the subject of the paper:

Voilà:

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h/t: Lauren

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LaSorte, F. A., D. Finke, W. Hochachka, and S. Kelling. Convergence of broad-scale migration strategies in terrestrial birds. Proc. Roy. Soc. B: vol 283: DOI: 10.1098/rspb.2015.2588

John Gray: an atheist-hating atheist

January 22, 2016 • 10:45 am

John Gray is an English writer, philosopher, and atheist—one of those atheists who really, really hates New Atheists, doesn’t think much of science, and positively loves religion. I’ve dissected his pieces before on this website (see this collection, for instance), and, truth be told, I can barely muster up the energy to discuss any more of his lame and repetitive articles. But I’ll take up the cudgels just one more time, if for no other reason than to tell him (for he’ll surely see this) that #NotAllAtheists go alone with his mean-spirited and generally mindless lucubrations. (If you think I’m exaggerating the “mean-spirited” part, see here.)

At any rate, his article in Wednesday’s New Statesman, “Why humans find it hard to do away with religion,” is ostensibly a review of a recent OUP book by Dominic Johnson, God is Watching You: How the Fear of God Makes Us Human. I say “ostensibly,” because Gray’s piece is his usual jeremiad against atheism. I haven’t read Johnson’s book, so I’ll discuss only what Gray says about religion, much of which seems to parrot and agree with what’s in Johnson’s book.

If you’ve read Gray’s pieces before, you’ll be familiar with his anti-atheist tropes, so I’ll be as brief as I can in laying out his thesis. His main points are three:

a. Religion is an evolved phenomenon, and it evolved because it helped society cohere. (Indented quotes are Gray’s.) It’s not absolutely clear whether by “evolved” Gray means “culturally” or “genetically” evolved, since you can discern both forms of change in his arguments. But here’s what he thinks, apparently agreeing with Johnson:

Human beings never cease looking for a pattern in events that transcends the workings of cause and effect. No matter how much they may think their view of the world has been shaped by science, they cannot avoid thinking and acting as if their lives are subject to some kind of non-human oversight. As Johnson puts it, “Humans the world over find themselves, consciously or subconsciously, believing that we live in a just world or a moral universe, where people are supposed to get what they deserve. Our brains are wired such that we cannot help but search for meaning in the randomness of life.”

Here he implies biological evolution:

But what if belief in the supernatural is natural for human beings? For anyone who takes the idea of evolution seriously, religions are not intellectual errors, but ­adaptations to the experience of living in an uncertain and hazardous world.

Such adaptations would seem to be genetic ones, given Gray’s invocation of the “idea of evolution”—surely organic evolution, since everyone takes “evolution as cultural change” seriously.

But here he might be talking about both genetic and cultural evolution:

Reward and punishment may not emanate from a single omnipotent deity, as imagined in Western societies. Justice may be dispensed by a vast unseen army of gods, angels, demons and ghosts, or else by an impersonal cosmic process that rewards good deeds and punishes wrongdoing, as in the Hindu and Buddhist conception of karma. But some kind of moral order beyond any human agency seems to be demanded by the human mind, and this sense that our actions are overseen and judged from beyond the natural world serves a definite evolutionary role. Belief in supernatural reward and punishment promotes social co-operation in a way nothing else can match. The belief that we live under some kind of supernatural guidance is not a relic of superstition that might some day be left behind but an evolutionary adaptation that goes with being human.

Regardless, it’s still not clear how religion came to be. Social cooperation is one reason, but so is Pascal Boyer’s notion of “agency”—the desire of an ignorant and superstitious species to attribute agency to impersonal events. Another explanation is simply fear of death: we’re the only species whose members know they’re mortal, and much of religion may be an attempt to deny that. Or these reasons could all hold. The fact is that whatever purposes religion serves now may not be the reasons it arose in the first place. And why it arose may be simply a byproduct of our ignorance as early hominins, or of other evolved traits like the attribution of agency as a way to help you survive.

Gray cites psychology experiments showing that religious people are more generous in “dictator games” than are nonbelievers, but adds as well that such generosity seems to come from fear of punishment. In other words, Gray admits that religion holds society together largely through fear of both worldly ostracism and, especially, divine retribution.

And that brings up an important question. Gray is an atheist, so he doesn’t believe in religious myths, or even God. So is it useful for society to be held together by mass belief in pure fiction? Apparently, yes:

Unlike practitioners of polytheism, who seek and find meaning in other ways, Christians have found sense in life through a mythical narrative in which humankind is struggling towards redemption. It is a myth that infuses the imagination of countless people who imagine they have left religion behind. The secular style of modern thinking is deceptive. Marxist and liberal ideas of “alienation” and “revolution”, “the march of humanity” and “the progress of civilisation” are redemptive myths in disguise.

So false beliefs can motivate good morality—as opposed to atheist “myths” that are not only false, but don’t promote comity or morality. Gray doesn’t mention secular humanism, or point out that purely secular societies behave at least as morally, if not more so, than religious ones. Where would you prefer to live: Saudi Arabia or Denmark? In a Mormon enclave, where Christianity regulates everthing, or Sweden? In the Catholic Phillipines or in France (and don’t say that I’m deciding this way because the Philippines are poorer, for that’s one reason they’re so Catholic!)? And this brings us to Gray’s second point:

b. New Atheism is a doctrine promulgated by simple people, and it’s based just as much on faith as is religion. To wit:

[The idea that religion is an evolutionary adaptation is] a conclusion that is anathema to the current generation of atheists – Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris and others – for whom religion is a poisonous concoction of lies and delusion. These “new atheists” are simple souls. In their view, which derives from rationalist philosophy and not from evolutionary theory, the human mind is a faculty that seeks an accurate representation of the world. This leaves them with something of a problem. Why are most human beings, everywhere and at all times, so wedded to some version of religion? It can only be that their minds have been deformed by malignant priests and devilish power elites. Atheists have always been drawn to demonology of this kind; otherwise, they cannot account for the ­persistence of the beliefs they denounce as poisonously irrational. The inveterate human inclination to religion is, in effect, the atheist problem of evil.

That’s just bogus; people like Dennett and Dawkins have spent a lot of time thinking about why people are religious, and the conclusion is not invariably that their minds are deformed by “malignant priests and devilish power elites.” That may be one way religion is perpetuated in some places, but that’s a different question from what Gray is posing, which is how religion got started in the first place. And talk about “simple souls”—what an ad hominem argument! The simple souls are in fact the religious ones, those who grasp at simple myths of old men in the sky rather than grapple with the complexities of evolution and culture. Which soul is simpler: that of Dan Dennett or that of a snake-handling preacher in West Virginia? How dare someone like Gray describe people like Dawkins, Dennett, and Harris in that way? I’d put any of their intellects against Gray’s (clearly a “complicated soul”) any day.

Gray goes on with the “evangelical atheism” canard:

For some, atheism may be no more than a fundamental lack of interest in the concepts and practices of religion. But as an organised movement, atheism has always been a surrogate faith. Evangelical atheism is the faith that mass conversion to godlessness can transform the world. This is a fantasy. If the history of the past few centuries is any guide, a godless world would be as prone to savage conflicts as the world has always been. Still, the belief that without religion human life would be vastly improved sustains and consoles many a needy unbeliever – which confirms the essentially religious character of atheism as a movement.

Surrogate faith? Haven’t we gotten past that yet? Or does Gray not know what “faith” means in religion? Yes, many atheists believe that the world would be better off without religion, but there’s evidence for that: not only the divisiveness that plagues our world at present and the malevolence of many faiths (does Gray really think that a world without Catholicism or Islam would be palpably worse?), but the observation of what happens in societies that reject religion and rely on Enlightenment principles of reason—societies like those of northern Europe. If Gray were right, these societies would be markedly worse off than religious ones, for they lack that religious glue that causes people to cohere. But, of course, places like Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Canada, and the Netherlands, are not only very well off using sociological scales, but are some of the happiest societies in the world.  Religious Palestine, Uganda, India, and Tunisia—forget it. Deeply unhappy lands.

And we mustn’t forget Pinker’s argument, forcefully made, that violence is declining in society over time. One of the reasons he gives is the displacement of superstition by reason and Enlightenment values. If the history of the past few centuries is any guide, the more godless the world becomes, the more moral and less violent it becomes.

Two more points. Gray, who apparently knows little about evolution, rejects the proposition that human minds evolved to find out what’s true about the world. In this he echoes the argument of Alvin Plantinga that naturalism can’t explain humans’ constant seeking of the truth, for there’s no evolutionary payoff for such a search (my emphasis in paragraph below):

Certainly there is an element of comedy in the new atheist mix of proselytising Darwinism and ardent rationalism. There is no way in which a model of the mind inherited from Descartes and other rationalist philosophers can be squared with the findings of evolutionary biology. If you follow Darwin in thinking of human beings as animals that have evolved under the pressures of natural selection, you cannot think that our minds are primed to seek out truth. Rather, our ruling imperative will be survival, and any belief that promotes this will have a powerful attraction. This may be why we are so anxious to discern a pattern in the drift of events. If there is none, our future will depend largely on chance – a dispiriting prospect. The belief that our lives unfold under some kind of supernatural direction offers a way out, and if this faith enables us to live through disaster, that it may be groundless is irrelevant. From an evolutionary perspective, irrational belief isn’t an incidental flaw in human beings. It has made us what we are. In that case, why demonise religion?

I discuss this argument on pp. 177-185 in Faith Versus Fact. And it’s clear that for many purposes, our minds have indeed evolved to find out what’s true about our world. For finding out what’s true—where the animals are, how they behave, what plants are safe to eat, what other members of your group are like—will very often promote the survival of your genes. Does Gray not see any connection at all between finding out what’s real and one’s survival? If not, he’s more ignorant than I thought.

But of course our minds are limited by evolution as well, and, as Trivers has shown, sometimes it pays us to deceive others, or even ourselves, so we’ll often believe stuff that is wrong. And there are, of course, things we believe, based on experience with other things, that are also wrong: that a severed tetherball will fly off in a spiral, that we saw things we never did, and that we ourselves are generally better than other people. No evolutionist thinks that natural selection will always lead us to believe what is true, for some of the “adaptive” behaviors and beliefs that have led us to truth also have spandrels that cause us to believe things that are untrue. Optical illusions are one example.

And why demonize religion? That brings us to Gray’s final point:

c. The Good “Old Atheists” were better than the “simple” New Atheists because they made fun of religion but didn’t try to do away with it. These “Old Atheists” invariably include Mencken and Camus, but often leave out people like Ingersoll and Russell—people who were not only atheists but anti-theists. Ingersoll and Russell, for instance, constantly pointed out the dangers of faith, and touted a world without God. Gray’s big hero, though, is H. L. Mencken:

 Atheism need not be an evangelical cult. Here and there one finds thinkers who have truly left redemptive myths behind. The American journalist and iconoclast H L Mencken was a rambunctious atheist who delighted in lambasting religious believers; but he did so in a spirit of mockery, not out of any interest in converting them into unbelievers. Wisely, he did not care what others believed. Rather than lamenting the fact of incurable human irrationality, he preferred to laugh at the spectacle it presents. If monotheism was, for Mencken, an amusing exhibition of human folly, one suspects he would have found the new atheism just as entertaining.

I am trying to understand the mindset that leads one to say, “Wisely, he did not care what others believed.” When you think about it, that’s a reprehensible and selfish thing to say. Why do you care what others believe? Because beliefs lead to actions, and sometimes those actions are harmful to other people and society as a whole. Would Gray say the same thing about politics: “We shouldn’t care what Republicans believe”?

Mencken was a satirist and a sybarite, not a social activist. He preferred to mock religion before a fire in his Baltimore home, comfortably ensconced behind a schooner or three of beer. In contrast, Russell and Ingersoll were activists, and wanted to do something about religion’s harms. Following Gray’s advice, let’s by all means just laugh at the Republicans, but let us not try to do anything about their views on promulgating guns, banning abortion, and demonizing women, gays, and immigrants. After all, as philosopher Gray tells us, that’s the WISER thing to do.

I’ve also pondered at length why an atheist philosopher who clearly thinks highly of his own intellectual acumen nevertheless promulgates the Little People’s Argument. Apparently Gray doesn’t need religion to be a good person, but believes that nearly everyone else does. What a low opinion of human nature, and what a recipe for inaction!

h/t: Rodney