“Nazi puncher” gets a $1 fine, no jail time

September 14, 2018 • 1:15 pm

I’m cooling my heels in the SFO airport with a big cup of Peet’s coffee, but will be in Chicago this evening. I hope my ducks are there when I return tomorrow.

According to Vice (and other sources), Jason Kessler, the guy who organized the white supremacist “Unite the Right” Rally in Charlottesville—a rally in which he blamed the car-attack death of Heather Heyer on the police, for crying out loud—held a press conference immediately after the rally. But Kessler’s address didn’t last very long. Right after beginning his “conference,” Kessler was rushed by the chanting crowd and then one guy, shown wearing a red checked shirt in the video below, punched Kessler. You can see the punch about two seconds into the video.

Well, this is assault, and the assailant, one Jeffrey Winder, was arrested, tried, and convicted, but apparently the ideology of the punchee Kessler mattered in determining his punishment. As Vice notes:

That protestor, Jeffrey Winder, was later charged and convicted for assault and battery, facing a $2,500 fine and a year in jail for clocking Kessler. But on Tuesday, a jury decided that his punishment for punching a neo-Nazi would only amount to a paltry $1 fine, local NBC affiliate WVIR reports.

Thus the Vice headline (click on screenshot to read article):

My own view is that although Kessler is a reprehensible human, his politics shouldn’t enter into the punishment of his assailant. For if that happens, it reduces the deterrent to physically attacking anyone who espouses generally despised sentiments, and in fact encourages such assaults. Just as freedom of speech guarantees a lack of government censorship of reprehensible speech, and the spirit of the First Amendment encourages us to avoid disrupting speakers like those invited to universities, so the same principle should encourage equal treatment of those who disrupt or assault speakers—regardless of what the speaker says.

In my view, Winder’s punishment should therefore be something close to the average for people who assault and punch someone they don’t know. (I suppose the degree of physical damage or pain inflicted should also matter.) Clearly, the jury decided otherwise, sending a message that it’s pretty much okay to punch some people as opposed to others. (I guess in Virginia the jury is allowed to levy the sentence.)

Vice’s report on the sentencing concludes with this:

Tuesday’s sentencing was just another big L for Kessler, who staged a second Unite the Right rally in DC last month that basically no one showed up to. Since then, he’s busied himself by rattling off anti-semitic screeds online, only to have his dad yell at him in the middle of a recent livestream. According to the 34-year-old’s dad, his son is currently living off and on with his grandmother, a housing situation Kessler has blamed on all the lawsuits he’s dealing with.

And while punching anyone in the face, regardless of how offensive their views are, might be deemed morally reprehensible, we now at least have a better judgement of just how much that kind of behavior could cost—less than a cup of coffee.

Maybe it’s me, but that last paragraph almost sounds as if Vice is excusing Kessler’s assailant, or at least the crime of punching someone whose views are socially abhorrent.

Now I don’t know if Kessler can even be classified as a Nazi, but he’s clearly someone whose views will offend any right-thinking person.(By “right”, of course, I mean “correct”, not “conservative.”) But even white supremacists and anti-Semites deserve equal treatment under the law. In this case, Kessler clearly didn’t get it.

I would hope that most readers agree with me here, but feel free to weigh in below.

A parrot sings “Oklahoma” in the shower

September 14, 2018 • 12:00 pm

If you’re of a certain age, like me, you may know of the great Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Oklahoma!, which opened on Broadway in 1943. My parents had the original cast album, and I listened to it a lot as a kid, with the result that I know most of the songs by heart.

Here’s the title song, “Oklahoma”, sung not by humans but by Coco, a yellow-napped Amazon parrot. To see how accurate it is, listen to the original version here.  The parrot even puts in the yelps in the appropriate places.

Talk about an exaptation!

h/t: Merilee

Enrollment at The Evergreen State College reported to drop 50%

September 14, 2018 • 9:30 am

It’s now been about sixteen months since all the fracas happened at The Evergreen State College (TESC) in Washington State, beginning with biology professor Bret Weinstein refusing to leave campus on the “Day of Absence,” and the students calling him (and his wife, biology professor Heather Heying) racists, despite the pair’s history of anti-racist work.

The students then took TESC President George Bridges hostage, surrounding him, humiliating him (though, evincing a bizarre version of Stockholm Syndrome, he seemed to go along with his humiliation), and even making him ask to go to the bathroom and accompanying him on his micturations. Some students, incensed beyond all reason, took to roaming the campus, goonlike, with baseball bats.

Further reporting on TESC, some of it on this site (see selection of pieces here), showed what a toxic university it was: the very epitome of Authoritarian Leftism—a place where no dissent was permitted.

Weinstein and Heying eventually left TESC after the college gave them a $500,000 settlement. In July of this year, the former police chief of TESC, Stacy Brown, filed a tort claim against the College for subjecting her to a hostile work environment and failing to protect her from gender-based discrimination.

The upshot? Anticipated enrollment of new students began to decline. In May, I noted that projections suggested it might drop as much as 20% for this year’s entering class, a projection that forced the College to cut $6 million from its budget.

But it’s way worse than that. An update at Heterodox Academy (HA) by Mike Paros, another TESC biology professor, and one sympathetic to Weinstein and Heying, suggests enrollment may be much lower than expected:

This fall, we expect less than 300 freshmen to attend Evergreen, a fifty percent drop from two years ago.  It is the only four year institution in the state of Washington that has seen a decrease in applications, and is currently publicly funded for 4200 students, far greater than this year’s anticipated total attending class of 2800.

TESC disputes these figures, but not the big drop in enrollment. HA adds this:

Editors note: A representative for The Evergreen State college has reached out with an update on anticipated enrollments. They expect around 350 freshmen to attend in the fall. Also, they expect 3000- 3100 total full-time enrolled students in 2018 (out of the 4,200 they are funded for). While both of these numbers do represent significant decreases as compared to before the 2017 unrest, they are marginally less bleak than Dr. Paros’ estimates, which were based on earlier information. These are still just estimates, however. The official enrollments for Fall 2018 will not be determined until after the 10th day of enrollment.

Marginally less bleak, but bleak nonetheless. Note that TESC accepts fully 95% of its applicants, so this reflects not an increase in selectivity, but a decrease in applications.

And I have to confess to a bit of Schadenfreude here: any college as authoritarian and—let’s face it—as unhinged as TESC is not a place a sane parent would want to send their kids. Moreover, TESC has not attempted to rectify its problems. As Paros writes,

Advocacy and activism rather than the pursuit of truth and knowledge is being promoted as a way of recruiting desperately needed new students (In 2011 Evergreen changed its official mission statement to read:  “Evergreen supports and benefits from a local and global commitment to social justice”).  Bringing in new faculty or guest speakers with conservative or centrist political perspectives is considered risky and out of the question at the moment.  Fear and self-censorship is pervasive among Evergreen faculty, especially under the existing budget crisis.  An “independent” External Review Panel exonerated the president and administrators while blaming Evergreen’s woes on Bret Weinstein and ‘alt-right’ agitators prompted one journalist to ask, “Who Will the Evergreen Mob Target Next?

Paros will also be teaching a now module at TESC, one that I suggested last November would doom him, though I’m glad to report it hasn’t:

On a personal note, I am doing well despite a past public condemnation of the current president’s handling of student protesters and former colleague Weinstein.  As the only remaining Evergreen professor who is a member of HxA, I have found refuge with like-minded academics that share a wariness of like-minded academics.

In fact, although I am a professor of biology and environmental sciences, I was moved to develop a program called “A Liberal Education in the College Bubble,” which I will be teaching this fall. It embodies the spirit of HxA [Heterodox Academy] while utilizing readings, tools, and techniques developed by our members and the newly developed OpenMind platform.  And I’m pleased to report that the class is full, despite catastrophic drops in enrollment that has resulted in massive layoffs of Evergreen faculty and staff.

Paros, while still at TESC, is surely a pariah to many students and colleagues, and I applaud him for his bravery and independence.

In the meantime, go to the article, where Paros asks faculty members at other schools to help him with a survey about whether things like the Evergreen fracas may, as some have suggested, be due to a generational difference in parenting styles.

In the meantime, TESC is getting what it deserves under the “leadership” of President George “Invertebrate” Bridges, who refused to use the campus police to quell the disturbances at TESC, or even to protect Weinstein and Heying. I wouldn’t be upset if the damn place went under, except that there are still decent and committed people like Mike Paros working there.

h/t: cesar

Friday: Hili dialogue

September 14, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Welcome to the end of the week.

It’s Amy Winehouse’s birthday today (1983-2011), and as Jerry is particularly fond of her music we are going to have three songs to listen to.

Other points of interest in history today: in 1956 the IBM 305 RAMAC was introduced, the first commercial computer to use disk storage; in 2000  Microsoft launched Windows ME (not their best or worst OS); in 1994 The Major League Baseball season was canceled because of a strike. During the Financial crisis of 2007, Northern Rock bank experienced the first bank run in the United Kingdom in 150 years. Important science news in 2015 was the first observation of gravitational waves,  although it was only announced by the LIGO and Virgo collaborations on 11 February 2016.

In Poland our furry friends seem to be in full on Waiting for Godot mode.

Hili: Do you see anything interesting?
Cyrus: Unfortunately not.
In Polish:
Hili: Widzisz coś ciekawego?
Cyrus: Niestety nie.

Stuff from the internet. Trigger warning: there are some dogs in this lot and I make no apologies because they are adorable.

Cat ballet

https://twitter.com/FLICTERIA/status/1039407445024624640

Baby roo

In the name of science

https://twitter.com/kengarex/status/1040112831511883776

I concur.

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1040306567881609216

I’ve known a few humans like this too in my time.

A thread you’ll have to click through to read the whole thing, but it’s very interesting.

hmm

People are weird, Vol MCMCCDVIII

Hat-tip H. Stiles.

p.s. PCC(E) adds this, which he found on Facebook

 

 

 

The Unhappy Meal, an idea that is mine

September 13, 2018 • 5:12 pm

McDonald’s has, as many of you may know, a special Happy Meal® for kids, which is designed to slake the appetites of youngsters, give them a fairly healthy meal, and also bring them a bit of fun. Here are the options:

Entree:

Hamburger
4 piece Chicken McNuggets
6 piece Chicken McNuggets

Side dish:

Apple slices
Yogurt

Fries:

Small child-size portion of French fries, or, if you abjure the side dish above, you can get a larger portion of fries.

Drink

1% Low fat milk
Apple juice drink

Toys

The toys change seasonally; the latest is a series of small toys based on the Justice League movie. I’m told that often there is a choice of “boys’ toys” or “girls’ toys, which of course would rouse the ire of many.

These of course are intended as rewards for well behaved kids. But what if your kid is being a brat or a stinker, and doesn’t deserve the above?

My solution was to propose the Unhappy Meal™, a meal designed to take the mickey out of any poorly behaved child. Here are your choices:

Entree:

McLiver: Calves’ Liver with onions on a bun
McMarmite Nuggets: Cubes of tofu with a Marmite dipping sauce (choice of 4 or 6)
McTongue: Cow tongue sandwich with horseradish dressing

Side dish:

Carrot sticks
Raw broccoli florets
Durian slices

Fry-equivalent:

Overcooked asparagus spears

Drink:

Water

Toy:

Minature New York Times Crossword Puzzle (taken from the adult Sunday puzzle) with a pencil stub

I think this is a great idea to help kids in line, but I solicit your suggestions for what else might be part of the Unhappy Meal.™

Here, for example, is the McLiver:

Thursday: Duck report

September 13, 2018 • 10:00 am

Today I begin heading home, which means driving toward the San Francisco Airport.

The ducks are still in the pond, though I’ve been informed that tomorrow they will be installing “several types of plants” at Botany Pond to fill in the landscape where it’s thinned. This seems to involve putting plants on the two duck islands, which is where the two mallards rest. That will surely disturb Honey and James, who are cementing their pair bond, and perhaps they will flee the pond. If they do, I hope it’s not for good, as I’d like to see them at least once when I return.

We have one photo and a note from Anna, titled “Sneezes”:

Turns out Honey is alarmed by me sneezing. But otherwise they are good.

Maybe they won’t be so good on Friday. So it goes. Stay tuned.

 

Thursday: Hili dialogue

September 13, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Good morning everyone! I hope everyone is safe and coffee’d up for the day.

https://twitter.com/brianbledger/status/1040160695214583809

In history today Hannibal Goodwin patented celluloid photographic film in 1898.
In 1899  Henry Bliss became the first person in the United States to be killed in an automobile accident. That has to be one of the suckiest ways ever to enter the history books.
In 1933 Elizabeth McCombs became the first woman elected to the New Zealand Parliament.
In 1962 an appeals court ordered the University of Mississippi to admit James Meredith, the first African-American student admitted to the segregated university.

In 1993 Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin shook hands with Palestine Liberation Organization chairman Yasser Arafat at the White House after signing the Oslo Accords granting limited Palestinian autonomy. Sadly, the peace process has not advanced in any meaningful way.

Birthdays today,  in 1944 – Peter Cetera, American singer-songwriter of sappy 80s power ballads including this one from the movie Karate Kid.

And in 1956 – Joni Sledge, American singer and songwriter of the group Sister Sledge (d. 2017)

Over in Poland Hili is discovering the true horror of being human. I don’t think she is impressed.
A: Let’s start working.
Hili: Again?
In Polish:
Ja: Zabieramy się do roboty.
Hili: Znowu?

Over to Twitter for random bits of the Internet’s flotsam and jetsam.

God can be a facetious jerk sometimes

I’m sure they were on their coffee break

https://twitter.com/BrexitRaab/status/1039965481363496960

As Mitzi once said, “It’s nice in a hideous sort of a way”.

https://twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/1040003015678222337

Nerd joke of the day

Everyone’s a critic.

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1039978671858180098

Seeing as everyone like the bat eating a banana yesterday, here’s a cat eating corn on the cob.

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1039948101140840450

I’m inclined to agree. Or at least put a message down there saying STOP LOOKING AT YOUR DAMN PHONE UNTIL YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD.

No comment

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1039842181048090626

And once again, the dignity of cats

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1039653426702049280

You may just want to have the vegetarian option this time