Caturday felid trifecta: Cat and dog adventure buddies, generous bodega cat, and a reader’s Ceiling Cat

December 8, 2018 • 9:00 am

Okay, the story is from Huffpo, which loves stories like “Chrissy Teigen sets off twitter uproar over gummy bears“, but occasionally they have a good cat story. Actually, this is a cat and d*g story: the tale of Henry the d*g and Baloo the cat, interspecies pals who like to go hiking together, and to bring along their staff. The d*g story:

Cynthia Bennett and Andre Sibilsky moved to Colorado five years ago because of their love of the mountains. So when they adopted Henry in 2014, they were excited to discover that the energetic mutt enjoyed hiking as much as they did.

“On Henry’s first hike, he immediately went to find the biggest rock around to stand on top of to get a higher view,” Bennett told HuffPost. “Ever since then, we call him our little mountain goat for not only his climbing skills but for his love of the outdoors.”

The important cat story:

Last year, the couple spent months searching for the right cat to add to their adventurous brood — one that was calm but not too reserved or skittish. They eventually adopted Baloo, a Siamese mix. The two animals have been inseparable since day one and have forged a special bond.

“Henry has separation anxiety and would be stressed the entire time we’d be gone,” Bennett said. “This is one of the reasons we wanted to adopt Henry a friend, and that’s what Baloo has done for him!”

. . .“The first day Baloo met Henry, he snuggled up to him and tried to find a teat. Ever since then, he copies everything Henry does and basically thinks he’s a dog.”

Luckily, Baloo ended up sharing the couple and Henry’s passion for exploring the great outdoors. If Bennett so much as touches Henry’s leash, Baloo starts making noises at the door as if to say, “Hey, don’t forget about me!”

The crew has hiked, camped, snowshoed and stand-up paddleboarded together in Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Texas, California, Oregon and beyond. The couple document their travels on the Instagram account @henrythecoloradodog, where they’ve amassed a huge following.

 

Fans often ask how the couple ensures that Henry and Baloo don’t run off while exploring nature. According to Bennett, Baloo wears a reflective leash for safety, though they don’t usually hold on to it because he never strays very far. For longer hikes, Baloo hangs out in one of the humans’ backpacks.

“He jumps out of our pack when he wants to walk and meows at us when he wants a ride,” Bennett said.

The pair of beasts has an Instagram account with many awesome photos.

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I am opposed to lotteries as a tax on the ignorant, but I have to admit that this ad for the New York Lottery, which features a generous cat (an oxymoron), is appealing. But it raises many questions. How did Cyrus get out of the bodega? How did Cyrus know where its staff lived?  And why on earth did Cyrus bring his staff a lottery card for Christmas? That’s like bringing a grocery-store receipt!

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Reader Tim Elsey’s cats were both tapped by Ceiling Cat (fleas be upon him) to act as his representatives on Earth. To wit:

We’re doing some remodeling on our house which has led to some prime Ceiling Cat spottings.  From the images it appears Lucy is the one doing the judging, then she sends Gandalf down through the ceiling to do the smiting.
Gandalf’s leg is shaved because he stole some medicine intended for our 150 pound bernese mountain dog and had to go to the urgent care.
I’ve attached an image of Gandalf and Gryff as lagniappe.  They take walks together sometimes and are even known to share breakfast.  Of course, I have videos of these interactions as well.

h/t: Tom

Readers’ wildlife photos

December 8, 2018 • 7:30 am

Here are some gorgeous swans (and cygnets!), as well as a bee, photographed by reader Mark Ayling, whose notes are indented:

Here are some photos from the pond at Brookfield Park, Littlehampton, UK. This location was the site of the Glasshouse Crops Research Institute until 1995, when the land was cleared for housing and the aforementioned park.

Mute Swan (Cygnus olor) with cygnets (2012).

Female (left) and male (right) swans, with two Eurasian Coots (Fulica atra) behind. Note the larger ‘knob’ on the bill of the male. (2013)

Mute swan on nest (May 2016).

Two months later, with offspring.

Buff-tailed Bumblebee (Bombus terrestris) foraging on Common Knapweed (Centaurea nigra).

Saturday: Hili dialogue

December 8, 2018 • 6:30 am

It’s Saturday, December 8, 2018, and National Brownie Day. It’s also the Day of Finnish Music, but I don’t know any Finnish music. How sad; let’s have some! Here’s a rousing Finnish Guard marching song:

On this day in 1660, or so reports Wikipedia, “A woman (either Margaret Hughes or Anne Marshall) appears on an English public stage for the first time, in the role of Desdemona in a production of Shakespeare’s play Othello. On December 8, 1813, Beethoven’s Seventh Symphony premiered in Vienna, conducted by Ludwig himself.  And it’s a banner day in Catholicism, for on this day in 1854, Pope Pius IX proclaimed, speaking inflammably (that’s an Archie Bunker malaprop) in the Apostolic constitution Ineffabilis Deus asserted that the Immaculate Conception was true. Remember, that’s the dogma that Mary was born free of original sin, not that Jesus was conceived without sperm. It’s an example of how Catholic dogma, without any supporting evidence (even from the Bible), is simply announced by fiat. But of course the Pope, when speaking from “the chair,” is inflammable.

On this day in 1922, Northern Ireland stopped being a member of the Irish Free State.  On December 8, 1941, a day after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt, speaking before Congress, declared December 7 to be a “date that will live in infamy”. Then the Congress voted to declare war on Japan. Here’s Roosevelt’s announcement:

On this day in 1955 (and I didn’t know it was so long ago), the Council of Europe adopted the Flag of Europe:

On December 8, 1980, John Lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman in New York City. Chapman remains in prison, having been denied parole ten times since 2000. He lives in solitary confinement but is allowed one 48-hour conjugal visit with his wife every year.  On this day in 2010, after the second launch of SpaceX Falcon 9 and the first of the SpaceX Dragon, SpaceX became the first private company to launch a spacecraft, put it into orbit, and recover it (except for last week).  Finally—and I bet you didn’t know this—on this day in 2013 the band Metallica gave a show in Antarctica, making them the first band to perform on all seven continents.

Notables born on this day include Mary, Queen of Scots (1542), Eli Whitney (1765), Jean Silbelius (1865), Diego Rivera (1886), Lucian Freud (1922), Sammy Davis, Jr. (1925), Jim Morrison (1943), Gregg Allman (1947), Bill Bryson (1951), and Nicki Minaj (1982).

In honor of Jim’s 75th birthday, here’s my favorite Doors song, sung live (?) on the Smothers Show in 1968. I love Ray Manzarek’s baroque riff on the organ. The driving beat, however, was taken from “C’mon Marianne” by the Four Seasons.  Morrison died in 1971 at age 27, Manzarek in 2013. (The song starts 37 seconds in, and there may be an ad.)

Those who expired on December 8 include Thomas De Quincey (1859), Herbert Spencer (1903), Golda Meir (1978), John Lennon (1980; see above), Marty Robbins (1982), William Shawn (1992) and John Glenn (2016).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is quoting from Ecclesiastes:

Hili: Vanity of vanities.
A: Why?
Hili: No friendly soul. No mouse, no bird.
In Polish:
Hili: Marność nad marnościami.
Ja: Dlaczego?
Hili: Żadnej przyjaznej duszy. Ani myszki, ani ptaszka.

The photo below is at once cruel and hilarious (and yes, the apostrophe is wrong), but I want to see a live cat that’s been shaved this way. Is this real?

A timely cartoon:

This woman was Instagramming her donut at the moment it was grabbed by a seagull. Remember “Mine! Mine! Mine!” from Finding Nemo?

And a pun for good measure:

A tweet from reader Barry. Do you know what that weird-looking bird is? (Hint.)

https://twitter.com/Tirpitz13/status/1071083242340671490

Reader Vampyricon shows Darwin having a bad day:

Tweets from Grania. The first is a serious developmental anomaly in a Pogona. Which head does the thinking? Do they share the eating?

Nothing, but nothing, is cuter than a baby panda. Here’s a video of a few:

https://twitter.com/itsdogpandapic/status/1071005883981807616

Tweets from Matthew. The first shows an unbelievably beautiful marine gastropod:

The Egyptians worshiped cats, so why did they show them bringing offerings to mice? That’s just wrong!!

And a shot from Lord of the Pizza:

 

The FFRF victory in Charleston, Illinois

December 7, 2018 • 4:00 pm

Here’s a very short video featuring the Freedom From Religion Foundation’s staff attorney Ryan Jayne, who wrote the letter to the Charleston, Illinois’s city attorney pointing out that their sponsored trip to the Creation Museum and Ark Park was unconstitutional. They won within 24 hours, with Charleston canceling the trip. So where is my second “Censor of the Year” award?

PCC(E) makes a cameo appearance.

h/t: John, Michael

Clueless hotel makes effigy of couple’s dead son to celebrate his birthday

December 7, 2018 • 2:45 pm

I wish I had something lighter—like an animal-rescue story—to finish up the week; but this will have to do. It’s macabre but also humorous in a sick way.  The story is from the Guardian (click on screenshot):

The backstory:

Faye and Andrew Stephens, from Willesden, have made it an annual tradition to mark the birthday of their son. Alex Stephens, a promising 22-year-old footballer, died after falling from a balcony while on holiday in Spain in 2014.

His godmother, Karen Baker, who was on holiday with the couple, had asked staff at the five-star Royalton Resort to surprise them with balloons and cake in their bedroom to mark the day.

The hotel workers instead created an effigy of Alex by stuffing the couple’s clothes with towels and arranging it on the bed. The figure had tears on its face and a can of lager in its hand and was positioned next to petals spelling out: “We miss you Alex.”

Here, from a BBC story, is a picture of what confronted the family. OY VEY!

Is that supposed to be Alex or one of his parents? If it’s an effigy of Alex (he was black), why the lager and tears? Is he supposed to be in heaven drinking beer and crying?  And if Alex fell off that balcony because he was drunk (the link doesn’t say), that makes it even worse.

Of course the reaction of Karen Baker, who had given the staff a propina to do this, wasn’t happy. From the BBC:

Mrs Baker, who first discovered the effigy, said she was “utterly horrified” and removed the dummy before her friends saw it.

“When I walked into the bedroom, all I can describe is a dummy body on the bed,” she said.

“Staff had gone through my friend’s wardrobe and stuffed the clothes with towels to make it look like a body on the bed. They even put tears down the face and a can of lager in his hand.

“I was absolutely horrified – as you can imagine I was sweating and shaking. We just didn’t want our friends to see it.

“I have truly never seen anything like it. I still look at the photographs now and can’t believe somebody thought to do that”, she said.

Indeed! Of course the staff meant well, but their cluelessness astounds me. How could they think this would bring a smile to the face of his parents?

At any rate, the hotel has refunded the family £1300 per person in view of this debacle.

 

h/t: Matthew

Ideology trumps science once again: Daphna Joel and Cordelia Fine deny the notion of “male vs. female brains”

December 7, 2018 • 1:45 pm

Cordelia Fine, a professor of the history and philosophy of science at the University of Melbourne, has carved out a niche for herself by attacking the notion that there are any evolved and genetically-based differences between males and females. Her books have been best-sellers (Testosterone Rex won the Royal Society book prize), probably because her conclusions appeal to those of a certain ideology. But those conclusions are flawed (see here, for instance). Fine’s critiques of some studies purporting to show sex differences are often good, but they’re combined with misguided characterizations of other work as well as the ignoring of results that go against her men-and-women-are-pretty-much-the-same thesis. In other words, Fine is tendentious, not objective, and her claims must always be taken with a grain of salt.

This is all on view in her op-ed with Daphna Joel (a professor of psychology and neuroscience at Tel Aviv University) in Monday’s New York Times (click on screenshot below).

If you accept that, on average, males and females differ in how they behave, what they think, and how they feel, then there are only two reasons for this: there are evolved differences, or those differences come about when “no difference” brains are differentially conditioned by society. It is, however, ridiculous to deny that there are evolutionary differences between the sexes to at least some of human behaviors, including sexual behavior. And any differences, be they cultural, genetic, or a combination of both factors, must be instantiated by a difference in brain structure, even if we don’t yet have the tools to see those differences. After all, behaviors and preferences come from the brain. So what are Joel and Fine talking about?

It turns out that their article is slippery in two ways. First, it conflates average differences between the sexes in behavior, emotions, and mentation with whether an individual can be diagnosed as male or female. So while Joel and Fine admit (grudgingly) that there are differences between men and women in both brain structure and behavior, they harp relentlessly on whether a single person can, from inspecting that individual’s behaviors and brain, be put neatly into the “male” or “female” class. Actually (see below), we’re already close to that.

But that’s a bogus problem, for the general claim about male/female differences rests on averages, not whether an individual can be diagnosed with 100% accuracy. Read this passage of their op-ed for some weasel-words, for instance:

The key point here is that although there are sex differences in brain and behavior [JAC: note the admission], when you move away from group-level differences in single features and focus at the level of the individual brain or person, you find that the differences, regardless of their origins, usually “mix up” rather than “add up.” (The reason for this mixing-up of characteristics is that the genetic and hormonal effects of sex on brain and behavior depend on, and interact with, many other factors.) This yields many types of brain and behavior, which neither fall into a “male” and a “female” type, nor line up tidily along a male-female continuum. Even when you home in on only two psychological characteristics, people don’t fall in line on a continuum from, say, extreme systemizer or “things-oriented” — supposedly the “male” pole — to extreme empathizer or “people-oriented”— the “female” pole. Rather, as recent studies have shown, people’s self-reported tendency to empathize tells you almost nothing about their self-reported tendency to systemize, and people may be highly oriented toward both things and people, to mainly one of these, or to neither.

The notion of fundamentally female and male brains or natures is a misconception. Brains and behavior are the product of the combined, continuous interactions of innumerable causal influences, that include, but go well beyond, sex-linked factors.

Note the word “fundamentally” here, which is a strawman claim that few people would embrace: the claim that every person’s brains and behaviors slot them neatly and diagnostically into either a “male versus female” binary. The questions that most researchers ask, however, is whether there are average differences in behavior and brains, and, if so, how large are those differences.

We all know that there are average height differences between men and women, with men being about 7-9% taller than women in nearly every country in the world, yet you can’t tell from the height of a single individual whether it was male or female. I’m a short male (5 feet 8 inches), and there are plenty of women taller than I.  I could claim, as do Joel and Fine, that “the notion of fundamentally female and male heights is a misconception,” and I’d be right. But that would be missing the real difference, which is hugely significant and, of course, raises scientific questions: why is there that difference? Is it the result of natural selection, and, if so, what kind? And of course if you combine height with other traits, like genitals and chromosomes, you get close to 100% diagnosability.

Likewise with Joel and Fine. By conflating average differences—which could be substantial, and important in explaining, say, male versus female preferences and differences in sexual behavior—with diagnosability of single individuals, they are somehow conveying the message that there aren’t differences between men and women’s brains and behavior. They are blank slate-ists, and they know what they’re doing. But they’re doing it for the wrong reasons: their motivation seems to be that the admission of some differences between men and women’s brains and behaviors will somehow justify sexism. This becomes clear at the end when they describe their social program (my emphasis in the passage below):

The claim that science tells us that the possibility of greater merging of gender roles is unlikely because of “natural” differences between the sexes, focuses on average sex differences in the population — often in combination with the implicit assumption that whatever we think men are “more” of, is what is most valuable for male-dominated roles. (Why else would organizations offer confidence workshops for women, rather than modesty training for men?) But the world is inhabited by individuals whose unique mosaics of characteristics can’t be predicted on the basis of their sex. So let’s keep working on overcoming gender stereotypes, bias, discrimination, and structural barriers before concluding that sex, despite being a poor guide to our brains and psychological characteristics, is a strong determinant of social structure.

But some day we may be able to tell one’s sex with substantial accuracy by looking at one’s brain, either in vivo or in vitro. And who could argue that of course we should try to overcome gender stereotypes, bias, discrimination, and so on? Who doesn’t want equal opportunity for people of different genders and ethnicities? But Fine and Joel seem to be telling us as well to simply stop looking for average differences.  

Joel and Fine’s tendentious piece reminds me of those people who deny genetic differences between ethnic groups because there are not single diagnostic differences that can tell you your ancestry. But their are small differences among many genes, and taking them all together you can discern someone’s genetic background with remarkable accuracy. Yes, you can’t diagnose someone’s ethnicity from one or two traits or genes, but you can do so with groups of genes. And, I think, once we have a better handle on brain structure, and can combine different aspects of brain function and morphology, we’ll be able to do that with brains. It’s interesting that the motivation for the genetic blank slaters is the same as that of people like Joel and Fine: they think that if we see differences, especially genetic ones, it will somehow justify racism and sexism. As I’ve said before, it needn’t do that, for we should not base moral equality on biology.

My second plaint is about the science they cite. Now I haven’t checked all their scientific claims in this article, but I did check one. It’s this one:

In 2015, one of us, Daphna Joel, led an analysis of four large data sets of brain scans, and found that the sex differences you see overall between men’s and women’s brains aren’t neatly and consistently seen in individual brains. In other words, humans generally don’t have brains with mostly or exclusively “female-typical” features or “male-typical” features. Instead, what’s most common in both females and males are brains with “mosaics” of features, some of them more common in males and some more common in females.

Daphna Joel and colleagues then applied the same kind of analysis to large data sets of psychological variables, to ask: Do sex differences in personality characteristics, attitudes, preferences, and behaviors add up in a consistent way to create two types of humans, each with its own set of psychological features? The answer, again, was no: As for brain structure, the differences created mosaics of feminine and masculine personality traits, attitudes, interests, and behaviors. For example, in the data set on 4,860 adolescents from the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health, the variables on which young women and men differed the most included worry about weight, depression, delinquency, impulsivity, gambling, involvement in housework, engagement in sports, and a femininity score. So far, so gender normative. But: Not a single person had only feminine or only masculine scores on these variables. Rather, what was typical of both men and women (70 percent of them, to be exact) was a mosaic of feminine and masculine characteristics.
Here’s the paper at issue (click on screenshot to see it):

Yet on the same page of Proc. Nat. Acad. Sci. where their article appears, there is a note that there are four rebuttals to the paper of Joel et al.:

This article has a reply. Please see:

Multivariate revisit to “sex beyond the genitalia”

Yes, there is a female and a male brain: Morphology versus functionality

Patterns in the human brain mosaic discriminate males from females

Joel et al.’s method systematically fails to detect large, consistent sex differences

The titles more or less tell you what’s going on: multivariate analyses are actually quite good at discriminating male and female brains into two groups. (I can’t find a reply by Joel et al. to these critiques, but one may exist.) Joel and Fine do not mention these credible criticisms of their paper; they just pretend that their statement stands clear and unrefuted. I find that a sleazy way to behave, and had I vetted the editorial for the NYT, I would have insisted that Joel and Fine at least point it out.

So be it. We needn’t base our morality on our biology, but we needn’t base our facts on our ideology, either.

 

UPDATE:  Bill Boecklen (comment #13) wanted to post this figure to illustrate his point, but neither of us know how to post figures. Below is what he said and his figure:

I suspect the Fine-Joel argument may result, in part, from a mathematical artifact – the projection of a multidimensional space onto a line. The line, of course, is the male-female continuum. The multidimensional space represents all the characters that distinguish males from females. The observation that an individual cannot be assigned into male or female categories with probability =1.0 does not in any way suggest that there are not non-overlapping categories in n-space. Consider the following graph of two non-overlapping groups in 2-space. A projection onto either axis will result in overlapping categories in 1-space:

h/t: Cesar

Evergreen State flaunts its virtue once again by policing language

December 7, 2018 • 9:15 am

UPDATE: According to reader Benjamin (see comments below), the motion didn’t come up for a vote, contrary to what some websites say. This may have been due to public pressure/embarrassment.

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This time it’s the word “covenant”, which apparently conjures up—for some of the Outrage Brigade—images of “cultural genocide”, the European-settler elimination, oppression, and ill treatment of Native Americans, a wrong that’s not in question. The connection is a bit oblique: settlers made “covenants” with Native Americans; I can’t speak about the history of that of what it led to, nor did the College in its resolution below. But you can’t rewrite any wrongs of this sort by redacting a single word,  especially a word that almost never has anything to do with Native Americans. One university, however, disagrees.

Two days ago, the The faculty of The Evergreen State College (TESC, also known as the University of Antifa) voted on a motion to replace the word “covenant” in all College documents. Apparently, as some websites suggest, the motion passed, and so “covenant” is gone, expired, singing with the choir invisible. Here’s the motion and a snarky response:

The word “covenant” was used in the faculty handbook in numerous senses, most of them agreeing with the first definition given in the Oxford English Dictionary (below)—simply a solemn agreement:

This is a new level of language policing, as the “covenant” that’s the subject of the resolution is only one of many uses—and not the most frequent use—of the word. But TESC says it has has a “nation-to-nation agreement” with the Tribes of Washington, and perhaps someone on one end got offended.

But if you try to find that agreement, you won’t (or at least I couldn’t). What you’ll find is a list of TESC covenants (click on screenshot) that have nothing to do with “cultural genocide”:

What’s next: should they ban the word “solution” because it was used by the Nazis as the “Final Solution”, a reference to the extermination of European Jews?

I can’t add much to the video on the kerfuffle made by TESC graduate Benjamin Boyce. Be sure to watch till the end, because there’s something awesome at 7:36.

TESC is slowly circling the drain, and will go down even faster if nonsense like this gets publicized. Yet they don’t even try to remedy the kind of oppressive and authoritarian ideology that is responsible for the College’s declining enrollment.