Star Wars Day Special: Waitress promised Toyota, gets Toy Yoda, sues

May 5, 2019 • 2:45 pm

In honor of yesterday being Star Wars Day, we present this hilarious but true story from a while back. This woman would have a good case unless the company represented IN PRINT that the winner would get a “Toy Yoda.” Apparently, they didn’t, and even implied (see below) that that the Big Prize was indeed a vehicle. Ergo, the suit was settled for an undisclosed amount/car. The manager said it was an April Fools joke, but I think he bit off more than he could chew.

She looks pissed off!

This took place in the early Oughts, judging from this entry on the University of Las Vegas Law Site.

My only question is this: if Ms. Berry was working at Gulf Coast Wings, why on earth would they identify her as a “Former Hooters waitress” in both places?

 

Muslim society dismisses Islamist school video as “an unintended mistake and an oversight”

May 5, 2019 • 1:30 pm

Here’s a short and brand-new article from Philly.com about the video I posted this morning, a video showing young children at an Islamic Center spewing hatred and bigotry.

Yes, they should indeed investigate how this happened, and while they’re doing it they should take steps to prevent the further hate-brainwashing of young Muslims. But really, how could this highly choreographed scenario, complete with a script, be “an unintended mistake and an oversight”? Maybe somebody wasn’t paying attention, which accounts for the “oversight”, but what about the “mistake” part?

Oy gewalt!

h/t: Malgorzata

Inclusion via exclusion: Andrew Sullivan critiques segregated housing at Williams College

May 5, 2019 • 12:00 pm

The middle bit of Andrew Sullivan’s latest “Intelligencer” column at New York Magazine calls out Williams College and similar colleges that practice or propose to practice segregated housing—now given the convenient euphemism of “affinity housing”.  I’m pleased that Andrew got the idea for this section from reading this website (see below), but even more pleased that Sullivan puts the weight of his pulpit and his intellect against segregated housing. (Let’s call it what it is.) A screenshot from Sullivan:

He adds this, all of which I’ve written about before, but not with Sullivan’s panache, which is on display here:

Segregation as the pathway to integration seems to be the argument, a point with some uncomfortable precedents dating back to before Brown v. Board of Education. The student group demanding this recently announced on its Instagram page that “the administration expressed general support for affinity housing and together we came up with a pilot program for affinity housing that was feasible given the avenues of change at the college.” If you want to see how this kind of transformation happens, check out this video of a student council meeting on April 9 discussing whether there should be funding for racially segregated events at “Previews,” when prospective students visit the campus to check it out. At around the 45-minute mark, two students enter the room, ranting and swearing as they insist that their demands for the programs be met. They were, of course.

As I’ve reported before, there are ample sociological data suggesting that people get along better when they get to know each other. Segregated housing erodes that ability. Sullivan adduces additional data, and though the results aren’t 100% uniform, the upshot is that priming students with “color blind” rather than “multicultural” (i.e., identity-politic) approaches tends to make students more aware of ethnic differences and imbue them with stronger stereotypes about different groups. Sullivan concludes this from these studies:

. . . the more focus you put on race, the more conscious people are of it as a valid and meaningful distinction between people, and the more likely they are to reify it. At today’s diversity-driven campus or corporation, often your first instinct when seeing someone is to quickly assess their identity — black, white, gay, Latino, male, trans, etc. You are required to do this all the time because you constantly need to check your privilege. And so college students — and those who hire and fire in business — are trained to judge a person instantly by where they fit into a racial and gender hierarchy, before they even engage them. Of course they’re going to end up judging people instantly by the color of their skin. Social justice has a strict hierarchy of identity, with white straight males at the bottom. It is, in fact, a mirror image of the far right’s racial hierarchy, which puts white straight men at the top.

. . .In other words, teaching people to see other races as completely different from one’s own may encourage us to define others by stereotypes.

When the deep tribal forces in the human psyche are constantly on alert for racial difference, we run the risk of exacerbating racism. So we face the prospect that anti-racism could facilitate what it is attempting to destroy. It wouldn’t be the first time that a well-intentioned experiment has backfired.

Back to Williams College. Recent demands for segregated housing at that ritzy institution came from an Authoritarian Leftist group at Williams called CARENow, which sent a list of demands to the president and trustees, one of which was for segregated housing:

3. Improve community spaces and establish affinity housing for Black, queer, and all other minoritized students.

Note that the housing is to be segregated not just by race, but by sexuality and god knows what other criteria define “minoritized” status. (Note too the use of the neologism “minoritized”, which, contrary to the word “minority”, implies that somebody is doing oppressive “othering”. But, as biology professor Luana Maroja argues, this doesn’t seem to be the case, at least at Williams.)

Now after the first year, Williams students have the right to share dorm space with other students of their choice, which leads to a form of self-segregation. I have no strong objections to that policy, though I think it may have inimical effects on “inclusion.” What I object to is a university designating living space for any group that others cannot inhabit. That is a form of segregation that, as Sullivan says, is touted as a pathway to integration. Does anybody really believe that?

On the designated date—President Maud Mandel is nothing if not compliant to the demands of protestors—the President issued a response to the demands on her official website (click on screenshot below). I’ll note in passing that Mandel, buying into the protestors’ rhetoric, uses the word “minoritized” five times.

I won’t go into her responses to the protestors’ many demands, as it’s a long document, but I do want to give her response to the demand for segregated housing. First of all, she seems to be open to it. Second, she vociferously claims that it’s not really segregated (my emphasis).

Another area of the residential life discussion that has attracted widespread attention is the idea of affinity housing. College leaders have been in constructive conversations with students leading this cause. In discussion with them, we have stressed the importance of embedding our conversations in the wider discussion around residential life that will be a central feature of the Strategic Planning process. Doing so will also enable us to collect relevant data from other schools to inform our thinking. In this spirit, the working group will consider the idea of a pilot along with other possibilities. We do want to pause and recognize that, at the time of writing, some students involved in the affinity housing and other efforts are being subjected to unduly harsh media and social media attention that misrepresents affinity housing as “segregation.”

In reality, people on campuses across America already opt to live together based on various shared interests and identities: French language students, film studies, Christian fellowship students, vegetarians, hockey players, etc. The question is not whether such an idea is valid in principle, but how to reconcile in practice the impulse toward free association with Williams’ commitment to a diverse living community. Any pilot that is considered should take these questions into account, as well as looking at the successes and struggles of comparable efforts elsewhere. But we believe such questions should not be a bar to exploring the idea in the course of strategic planning.

Note that Mandel implies that “the impulse towards free association” is at odds with “Williams’ commitment to a diverse living community,” but that’s not true. Williams is in fact committed to a community that has racial, ethnic, and sexual diversity, but not to a community in which individuals from different groups are encouraged to mingle. If ever a college is deliberately balkanized, it’s Williams.

Mandel needs to read Orwell’s essay “Politics and the English Language,” which points out how unpalatable policies can be softened simply by giving them different names.  Exactly how, President Mandel, is “affinity housing”, which separates groups of people based on their ethnicity or sexuality, different from segregated housing?

And yes, of course people on campuses across America already live with others of like minds/interests/pigmentation. That is okay. What is not okay is to mandate segregated spaces where others aren’t allowed. That idea is NOT “valid in principle.” Can you imagine a Southern segregationist making similar arguments in favor of racial segregation, either at colleges or in communities? After all, that is “white affinity housing.” (Note Mandel’s clever omission of “ethnicity”, “sexuality” and “race” from the list of “shared interests and identities.”)

Once again we see a double standard: it’s okay to segregate students by race so long as the students of color are the ones who can exclude others. It doesn’t work the other way around (and shouldn’t!). All such forms of mandated segregation are odious and, rather than being inclusive, are divisive.

For years Williams has resisted the notion of such segregated housing, and good for that. Now, however, the school is on the verge of capitulating to the demands of neo-segregationists like CARENow. Williams depends heavily on the donations of rich alumni to finance it: it has one of the largest per (student) capita endowments in America. I hope that those alumni are paying attention to how their money is being used.

h/t: cesar, Simon

American Muslim children get radicalized

May 5, 2019 • 10:35 am

I’ve written repeatedly about how children in some Middle Eastern countries are conditioned to hate both Jews and Israel from a very young age—an age far too low to be able to parse questions of politics and justice. This is state-sanctioned brainwashing, and reminds me of the South Pacific song “You’ve got to be carefully taught.” Have a look at these lyrics, which are especially apposite today:

You’ve got to be taught to hate and fear
You’ve got to be taught from year to year
It’s got to be drummed in your dear little ear
You’ve got to be carefully taught.

You’ve got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made
And people whose skin is a diff’rent shade
You’ve got to be carefully taught.

You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late
Before you are six or seven or eight
To hate all the people your relatives hate
You’ve got to be carefully taught.

Many Muslim communities specialize in this kind of teaching, and, sadly not just in the Middle East. It also happens in the U.S., where Muslims are supposed to be far more integrated in local society than they are elsewhere. That’s surely true in general, but nevertheless stuff like this goes on. As MEMRI posts on this link, we have radicalization in Pennsylvania:

On April 22, 2019, the Muslim American Society Islamic Center in Philadelphia (MAS Philly) uploaded a video of an “Ummah Day” celebration to its Facebook page in which young children wearing Palestinian scarves sang: “Glorious steeds call us and lead us [to] the Al-Aqsa Mosque. The blood of martyrs protects us… Take us, oh ships… until we reach our shores and crush the treacherous ones… Flow, oh rivers of martyrs!” A young girl read a poem praising martyrs who sacrificed their lives for Palestine, and she asked: “Will [Jerusalem] be a hotbed for cowards?” Another young girl read: “We will defend [Palestine] with our bodies… We will chop off their heads, and we will liberate the sorrowful and exalted Al-Aqsa Mosque… We will subject them to eternal torture.”

MAS Philly belongs to the Muslim American Society (MAS), which has 42 chapters in the United States and one in the United Kingdom. MAS’ website says that its mission is to “move people to strive for God-consciousness, liberty and justice, and to convey Islam with utmost clarity,” and that its vision is “a virtuous and just American society.”

Here’s a video from the Ummah Day celebration. These kids can’t be more than eight or nine years old:

Part of the transcript:

Take us, oh ships, until we liberate our lands – until we reach our shores and crush the treacherous ones […]

Blow, oh winds of Paradise – flow, oh rivers of martyrs! My Islam is calling, who is going to heeds its call? Rise, oh righteous ones! […]

Girl 1: Our martyrs sacrificed their lives without hesitation. They attained Paradise, and the scent of musk emanates from their bodies. They compete with one another to reach Paradise. Will Jerusalem be their capital city, or will it be a hotbed for cowards? […]

Girl 2: We will defend the land of divine guidance with our bodies, and we will sacrifice our souls without hesitation. We will chop off their heads, and we will liberate the sorrowful and exalted Al-Aqsa Mosque. We will lead the army of Allah fulfilling His promise, and we will subject them to eternal torture.

Chop off their heads? Martyrs? Liberate our lands? Kids this young shouldn’t be parroting this stuff!

 

Once again, John Staddon maintains that religious morality is superior to secular morality

May 5, 2019 • 9:00 am

John Staddon and I have been having “words” in Quillette. It began with Staddon’s piece “Is Secular Humanism a Religion?“, a question he answered in the affirmative, even though secular humanism violated two of Staddon’s three defining traits of religion. I thus responded both here and then in a rebuttal in Quillette, “Secular Humanism is not a religion“.

Now Staddon has written a short reply to my critique, also in Quillette. See below; you can access it by clicking on the screenshot:.

First, Staddon denies that he ever claimed that secular humanism is a religion. That’s just not true, as you can see not just from his original title (which, he claims, was “misleading” and was chosen by Quillette), but also from the very first sentence of his article: “It is now a rather old story: secular humanism is a religion.”  Apparently the man cannot read his own piece! Or perhaps he reads it like he reads his Bible, picking and choosing the parts that support his argument while ignoring the rest.

But leave that aside, for in his new piece Staddon wants to emphasize the main point of his first piece: that, like religious ethics, secular ethics are based on faith and cannot be “proved”:

. . . in no case are secular commandments derivable from reason. Like religious “oughts” they are also matters of faith. Secular morals are as unprovable as the morals of religion.

In fact, Staddon sees religious morals as superior to secular ones because they rest on religious stories, stories that he admits are myths. But at least religious morals rest on something. Secular ethics, so he claims, are based on nothing:

My argument is simple: religions have three characteristics: spiritual, mythical/historical, and moral. Secular humanism lacks the first two and is often quite critical of these aspects of religion. But they are largely irrelevant to politics. Hence the truth or falsity of religious myths is also irrelevant, as are Coyne’s disproofs of the existence of God. The fact that religious morals are derived from religious stories—myths in Mr. Coyne’s book—does not make them any more dismissible than Mr. Coyne’s morals, which are connected to nothing at all. In his own agnostic terms, all are matters of faith.

. . . In other words, in all the ways that matter for action, secularists and religious believers do not differ.

I’m not going to give my counterarguments here, as I’m putting them in a short piece in Quillette, but I’ll let the readers have the pleasure of arguing whether secular ethics are indeed based on the same kind of faith as is religion, and that secular ethics “are connected to nothing at all.” I will show, as briefly as I can, that secular ethics are not connected to “nothing at all.”

Have at it.

 

Readers’ wildlife photos

May 5, 2019 • 7:30 am

Today we have a panoply of lovely fly photos, all taken and sent by reader Jonathan Wallace from England. His notes are indented:

The Diptera get a bad rap and most people associate them with negative connotations.  It is true that some species are vectors of disease and that biting flies can be hard to tolerate for man and beast alike, but there are also many species that are economically beneficial and of course they play a key role in many ecosystems.  They are also amazingly diverse.

The pictures I sent are all except one of hoverflies (Syrphidae) which are a case in point regarding beneficial flies.  These insects are important pollinators that can be easily seen by anyone who spends any time watching a flower bed; a high proportion of the insects visiting the flowers will be hoverflies.  Many hoverfly species also give gardeners a helping hand as pest controllers, for the larvae of many of them prey on aphids.  Hoverflies are also an interesting group for any amateurs of mimicry in animal species: many sport abdominal patterns that mimic bees and wasps.

Here are the species I’ve photographed:

Episyrphus balteatus – known as the Marmalade hoverfly, This is one of the commonest species in the UK.

Eupeodes luniger:

Helophilus pendulus – a species associated with ponds and other wet habitats, although it can be found some distance from water.  I have included two pictures: one of a female with eggs and the other of a mating pair.

Volucella zonaria – the hornet hoverfly.   A pretty convincing mimic of the European hornet Vespa crabro.  This species does occur in the south of England but this individual was photographed in Germany.

JAC: Here’s the putative model, Vespa crabro (photo from Wikipedia):

Myathropa florea –  known unofficially as the ‘Batman hoverfly’ due to the similarity of the markings on its thorax to the batman logo.

Poecilobothrus nobilitatus – the Semaphore fly.  Not a hoverfly (it’s a member of the Dolichopodidae), but to my mind a species demonstrating that the Diptera can be as beautiful as species in more widely appreciated insect orders.  The males have white tips to their wings and raise these up and down in their mating display, giving rise to their English name.

JAC: I found this YouTube video showing the semaphore display:

Sunday: Hili dialogue

May 5, 2019 • 6:30 am

It’s Sunday, May 5, 2019, and National Enchilada Day (be sure to eat the whole enchilada). It’s also Cinco de Mayo, celebrating the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at Puebla in 1862. Many Americans celebrate the holiday by feting Mexican food and culture, but of course this is dead wrong; HuffPo has an article with an annoyingly hectoring video and post telling us not to culturally appropriate. Listen to the Pecksniffian leisure fascist by clicking on the screenshot.

The answer, of course, is “hell no!”\

On May 5, 1494, in his second of four voyages to the Americas, Christopher Columbus landed on Jamaica and claimed it for Spain. On this day in 1821, Emperor Napoleon died in exile on the remote island of Saint Helena. He was 51, and it’s still not clear whether he died of stomach cancer or was poisoned accidentally or deliberately.  On this day in 1835, the first railway in mainland Europe opened, taking travelers between Brussels and Mechelen.

On this day in 1891, the “Music Hall” (later known as Carnegie Hall) opened in New York City, with Tchaikovsky the guest conductor of the first performance.  On May 5, 1904, Cy Young of the Boston Americans pitched the first perfect game in “modern era” baseball against the Philadelphia Athletics in Boston. (A perfect game is one in which no batter reaches first base and 27 batters are retired.) 20 other such games have been recorded since then, with only one—pitched by Don Larsen—occurring in the World Series.

On May 5, 1920, the anarchists Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti were arrested for robbery and murder; both were electrocuted in August in 1927.  It’s an important day in the history of evolution education, for it was on May 5, 1925, that John T. Scopes was arrested in Dayton, Tennessee for violating the state’s Butler Act, prohibiting the teaching of human evolution. After the trial, Scopes began graduate studies in geology at the University of Chicago and became an oil consultant, dying in 1970. Here’s a vanity photo of me at his grave in Paducah, Kentucky (the headstone of Scopes and his wife are hard to find in that graveyard, and I suspect few people visit it).

On May 5, 1945, the only combat fatalities on the American continent during World War II took place in Bly, Oregon. Here’s Wikipedia’s explanation:

Bly is also the site of the only fatalities of World War II in the U.S. continent due to an enemy balloon bomb attack. On May 5, 1945, a Japanese balloon bomb exploded as it was being pulled from the woods by curious picnickers. Killed in the explosion were: Elsie Mitchell, 26, wife of minister Archie E. Mitchell; Edward Engen, 13; Richard Patzke, 14; Jay Gifford, 13; Sherman Shoemaker, 11; and Joan Patzke, 13. Rev. Mitchell heard the explosion and discovered the bodies. The victims’ families were compensated by the government. A memorial was erected at what today is called the Mitchell Recreation Area.

Many of us remember May 5, 1961, when astronaut Alan Shephard became the first American to enter outer space. His Mercury mission was an “up and down” shot with no orbits, and lasted 15 minutes, going up 187 km. Finally, it was exactly two decades later that IRA operative Bobby Sands died in Long Kesh prison hospital on the 66th day of his hunger strike. He was 27.

Notables born on this day include Karl Marx (1818), Nellie Bly (1864), Helen Redfield (1900), Tyrone Power (1914), Tammy Wynette (1942), Michael Palin (1943), Brian Williams (1959), and Adele (1988).

Few notables died on this day: those who expired on May 5 include Napoleon (1821) and Bobby Sands (1981; see above).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, the beasts are locked out of the house:

In Polish:

From reader Karl:

And from Facebook:

From a site I look at occasionally to remind me of the harassment that women face in Muslim countries that require veiling:

A tweet from Heather Hastie. There are plenty of cats and DUCKS in the video:

Tweets from Grania. Look at that cat jump about!

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1123380890388684800

In this case I’d just run away:

This deer prefers a cat lick to a salt lick, and the cat likes it too:

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1121759753762418688

This girl picked a fight with the wrong moggie!

Tweets from Matthew. I probably mentioned a frogfish before, but this one is as ugly as a frog peeking through ice. But it’s still cool.

“This is all science, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

This lovely photo reminds me of Van Gogh’s “Starry Night”:

https://twitter.com/Oniropolis/status/1124789071157579778

The most recalcitrant coffee ever!:

https://twitter.com/round_boys/status/1124677304981106688