Monday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

August 6, 2018 • 9:30 am

Professor Ceiling Cat (Emeritus) is not feeling well today, which accounts for the late Hili dialogue, mostly prepared yesterday. It’s doubtful that I’ll write anything more today, but bear with me until I’m better.

Well, another work week has begun: it’s Monday, August 6, 2018, and National Root Beer Float Day. I have to say that I do enjoy a cold mug of root beer with a scoop of vanilla ice cream afloat, but I haven’t had one in years. In Japan it’s Hiroshima Peace Memorial Ceremony Day, marking the dropping of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945 (see below).

On August 6, 1825, Bolivia gained independence from Spain. And on this day in 1890, the murderer William Kemmler became the first person executed by the electric chair. By all accounts, the execution, which took place at Auburn Prison in New York, did not go well, with Kemmler taking several minutes to die.  On August 6, 1914, World War 1 widened as Serbia declared war on Germany and Austria declared war on Russia.  On this day in 1926, Gertrude Ederle became the first woman to swim across the English channel. Here’s a short video of her achievement:

Perhaps the most momentous event of this day is what happened in 1945, when the “Little Boy” atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima by the US: the first use of a nuclear weapon, and one of only two (Nagasaki was the other). 70,000 people were killed on the spot, and many thousands more died of radiation poisoning. Let us hope that this never happens again, but I do worry as so many nations have nukes. Could a terrorist get one? Here’s a scary BBC reenactment of the bombing:

On August 6, 1965, Lyndon Johnson signed the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which prohibited racial discrimination in voting. Finally, on this day in 1996, NASA announced that the  ALH 84001 meteorite, thought to originate from Mars, carried evidence of primitive life forms. The bacteria-like inclusions in the meteorite are now thought to be artifacts and not evidence of life at all. Here’s one photo of the stuff that got scientists excited:

Notables born on this day include Johann Bernoulli (1667), Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809), Alexander Fleming, and the gangster Dutch Schultz (1901), who was later murdered in 1934 by other gangsters. It took him almost a day to die, and police transcribed his last words. From Wikipedia:

Schultz’s last words were a strange stream-of-consciousness babble, spoken in his hospital bed to police officers who attempted to calm him and question him for useful information. Although the police were unable to extract anything coherent from Schultz, his rambling was fully transcribed by a police stenographer. This includes the famous:

A boy has never wept…nor dashed a thousand kim.

But the entire text [here] is much more rambling, for example:

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it.
Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn’t get snappy.

One of his last utterances was a reference to “French Canadian bean soup” (French Canadian pea soup is a popular dish that is still produced as canned goods by many food companies).

Others born on August 6 include Lucille Ball (1911), Andy Warhol (1928), mountaineer Chris Bonington (1934), M. Night Shyamalan (1970), and Vera Farmiga (1973).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn: Hili finds solace in something strange.

Hili: The wind’s changed direction.
Cyrus: So what?
Hili: It’s better than nothing.
In Polish:
Hili: Zmienił się kierunek wiatru.
Cyrus: I co z tego?
Hili: Lepsze to niż nic.
And nearby, in his future home, Leon is pondering:
Where am I supposed to dig around?

A tweet sent by my old friend Ivan:

From reader Helian; the translation is “It is unbelievably hot, so please be sure that your cat doesn’t melt!”

https://twitter.com/adiz0r/status/1026164371767128069

From reader Gethyn, a superb example of pareidolia:

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1025907342859292673

Tweets from Grania:

An article worth reading from an eloquent and diehard Leftist:

News to come:

When pigs fly!

I haven’t read this article, but it may be worth a look:

Tweets from Grania: Tuna pillow!

Have a look at this amazing spaghetti-like tangle of freeways in China (it’s a video)

A ninja cat bests his friend:

https://twitter.com/OregonJOBS2/status/1025903737460510720

And from Matthew, a serendipitous conjunction of names and ancestry:

Tuesday: Hili dialogue

July 10, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

It’s Monkey Trial Day: in 1925 the trial of John T. Scopes, a young high school science teacher accused of teaching evolution in violation of the Butler Act, began. In 1966 the Chicago Freedom Movement, led by Martin Luther King, Jr., held a rally at Soldier Field in Chicago. In 1553 the extremely unfortunate Lady Jane Grey became Queen for nine days. In 1991 Boris Yeltsin became the first elected President of Russia and in 1992 Panamanian drugs lord Manuel Noriega was sentenced to 40 years in prison for his sordid career in drug trafficking, bribery, corruption and racketeering.

It’s the birthday of Nikola Tesla (1856), Ron Glass (1945) and Chiwetel Ejiofor (1977) – both Serenity alumni – and Jessica Simpson (1980).

Philosophy and comestibles are the subject of conversation today in Poland.

Hili: I’m thinking and digesting.
Cyrus: I’m just digesting.

In Polish:

Hili: Myślę i trawię.
Cyrus: Ja tylko trawię

A few miles away Leon is patrolling the shop floor.

Leon: Insects are not working too hard today.

 

Finally, some bits and pieces from Twitter.

Fair point

 

Dining in

Dining out

Nothing has ever made rolling in the mud so enticing

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1016346153925787648

And an adorable conversation overheard.

The aftermath of the UK’s Conservative party having two key members resign.

Cat on a mission

https://twitter.com/holycutenesss/status/1015372877359730688

A disagreement in the bird kingdom

Just one of those days when you get knocked down by a dolphin.

Vampire cat awaiting supper.

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1016274946375503872

Reader Harry has been doing some investigating about a wall, click through for the conclusion.

Some science-oriented Twitter

When crabs attack,

Eerie and beautiful, turn the sould up for this one

Matthew’s comment on this: “Gorgeous fossils from round 290 myr ago. This thing is part of our lineage, and is neither a lizard nor a dinosaur.”

The mullet

Right, back to work for you!

https://twitter.com/StefanodocSM/status/1016252289043124224

 

Hat-tip: Heather, Matthew, Harry S.

Monday: Hili dialogue

July 9, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Good morning! (and good night to those of you in New Zealand).

In 1816  Argentina declared its independence from Spain, Johnny Weissmuller (Tarzan guy) set a new world record for 100m freestyle swimming. In 1937 the silent film archives of the Fox Film Corporation were destroyed in a fire. In 1962 a high-altitude nuclear test called Starfish Prime was conducted by the US. The newspaper was pretty upbeat about it.

Today is the birthday of OJ Simpson, Tom Hanks, Courtney Love, and Jack White (of The White Stripes).

From Poland today we have cats who appear fairly single-minded about the thing that is of utmost importance to felids.

Hili: I was dirty and I washed myself.
A: And now?
Hili: I’m hungry and I will feed myself.

In Polish:

Hili: Byłam brudna i umyłam się.
Ja: I co dalej?
Hili: Jestem głodna i nakarmię się.

 

Leon: What’s for supper today?

 

Finally, a selection of Twitter for your delectation.

A fascinating phenomenon in the UK during the hot, dry weather: archaeology ancient and less ancient shows up. More here.

From the football.

https://twitter.com/harleivy/status/1015983406419791874

Biology Twitter

Click through for the whole thread on this one

Click through for the whole thread on chimps

Duck adoptions

As best I can tell these are glass, not real

Random weirdness on the Internet

People are still fascinated by the apparent inability of artists to do cats and babies. As far as I know the baby thing was because the infant was painted to show the adult they became. No idea about the cats though.

Business Duck. Apparently.

Sound up on this one.

Follow Matthew during his epic voyage through Norway giggling at perfect normal words.

And finally a cat-pile.

https://twitter.com/lipezyKinc/status/1012190351770177536

Hat-tip: Matthew.

Sunday Hili dialogue

July 1, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Good morning! Jerry tells me that it is the 182nd day of the year so halfway through the year at noon. In 1879 the first edition of The Watchtower was published, in 1903 the first Tour de France bicycle race started and in 1908 SOS was adopted as the international distress signal, although in the maritime world it has been replaced with the Global Maritime Distress and Safety System. In 1980  “O Canada” became the national anthem of Canada. In 1963 the US got zip codes, and in 1972 England had its first Gay Pride March.

JAC: We missed this yesterday, but reader Simon tells me that June 30, 1937, was the day that Britain adopted its emergency telephone number of 999 (it’s 911 in the US). Simon adds this: “I had not realized that the widely used international equivalent is 112 or that 112 on a cell phone in the US transfers to 911 (and to 999 in the UK) – which of course is only useful if you know the number in the first place!”

So wherever you are, you can dial 112.

Dublin Pride Parade Photo: Tom HonanGoogle doodle is honoring Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz today, a German polymath of the late 17th century who developed differential and integral calculus at the same time as Isaac Newton. Read more about him here.

Hili is speculating today. This may be an important new theory worthy of study.

Hili: The girls are getting better and better at soccer.
A: This is the effect of climate change.

In Polish:

Hili: Dziewczyny coraz lepiej grają w piłkę.
Ja: To efekt zmian klimatycznych.

Today Leon is grousing in paradise.

Leon: This pheasant is getting on my nerves!

From Twitter today:

I don’t think this was a teacher with her class based on the varying ages of the people around her and the domestic setting. It was nevertheless a long-awaited moment.”

Glowworms at night

A thread from Adam Rutherford on the birth of evolution.

Something that won’t surprise anybody, unfortunately.

Elephants!

More brave women of Iran defying the authoritarian regime there. Many have been arrested and assaulted for participating in these activities.

True story

https://twitter.com/robotfur/status/1013080492890050560

Finally, the tale of a very smart duck.

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1013091058698407936

Hat-tip: Charleen, Matthew.

Saturday: Hili dialogue

June 30, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Good morning, happy weekend!

Possibly a world first: a day of complete sunshine for Ireland. We have been having wall-to-wall sun all week. [JAC: It’s positively broiling in Chicago: the high today will be 94°F or 34°C, but it won’t be as bad as yesterday, which had the same temperature but 88% humidity. It was brutal!. Things will cool down after a hot Sunday.]

In the felid world today Leon is honing his bargaining skills.

Leon: To be allowed to pet me you have to put something tasty in my bowl.

Hili is completing a detailed study of apples? I have my doubts.

A: What are you observing?
Hili: I’m looking at how apples grow.

In Polish:

Ja: Czemu się tak przyglądasz?
Hili: Patrzę jak jabłka rosną.

More mimicry

Life-changing moment for a cat.

https://twitter.com/Elverojaguar/status/1012225198215651328

A man with an excellent job. I’m slightly repulsed by the cloth that gets used on nether regions and then on faces. Dude, hygiene!

https://twitter.com/m_yosry2012/status/1012345107234852864

Windy days are a problem when you’re Farrah Fawcett.

https://twitter.com/cutecatsviral/status/1012525560046616576

A political note.

Splish splosh

Dances with Bats

And the drama queen of the week goes to this dog.

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1012328111390814209

 

Finally, Jonathan Pie has something to say about the Laura Ingalls Wilder story from last week. My own opinion is that I find it telling that the author’s name has become toxic, but apparently not her money.

I read the books as a child, and several characters say very prejudiced things about Native American Indians. It certainly would not be published today in it’s unedited form, and any such references were quite correctly sanitised out of the 1970s TV series. In context though, the characters in the autobiographical books were obsessed by news of the “Minnesota Massacre” which was pretty much a current event for them. Fear and ignorance about the causes of the events as well as the graphic accounts of the brutality of the murders no doubt fueled the attitudes held by family. If children are going to read the books they should be prepared by an adult or teacher, and the content should be discussed and challenged.

Removing the author’s name from a prize is unlikely to bring racism in the USA closer to an end.

Hat-tip: Heather, Matthew

TGIF: Hili dialogue

June 29, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

Jerry is busy doing Stuff & Things so I am charged with the Hili dialogue this morning. He may pop in later on.

Today in history  Mikhail Baryshnikov defected from the Soviet Union to Canada while on tour with the Kirov Ballet in 1974, the following year Steve Wozniak tested his first prototype of Apple I computer.

Looks like a cheesy prop in a 70s Star Trek episode.

 

In 1972 the United States Supreme Court ruled in the case Furman v. Georgia that arbitrary and inconsistent imposition of the death penalty violates the Eighth and Fourteenth Amendments, and constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. I would have thought that this would be a good case to cite as a defence in any death penalty trial as studies show that death penalties are applied inconsistently all the time. But apparently not.

Today Hili appears to be shocked and horrified and is channelling Edvard Munch as a scream passing through nature.

A: Have you seen an alien?
Hili: No, some ladybirds copulating.

In Polish:

Ja: Kosmitę zobaczyłaś?
Hili: Nie, biedronki kopulują.

Leon is discovering the garden of Eden.

Leon: When the sun hides behind the hill I will go hunting.

 

On Twitter today:

What’s wrong with having hate speech laws?

Exhibit A. TL;DR: it will get used against the people you thought you were going to protect.

Wind farms actually change the weather locally. I did not know this. You can read more about the phenomenon here.

Math nerd humour

Lunchtime for sand martins

Grey goose

Another example of amazing mimicry

A magnificent obsession

A fascinating look at what humans throw away. I see a couple of Irish coins in there.

And finally

 

 

Hat-tip: Matthew

 

Sunday: Hili dialogue (and Leon monologue)

June 3, 2018 • 6:37 am

It’s Sunday, June 3, 2018: National Egg Day (but whose eggs?) It’s also both World Clubfoot Day and the first official World Bicycle Day.  The ducklings are still eight, and look healthy, but now when they see me walk by, they come peeping up to the bank with Honey. I think they now recognize me.

Despite this, I am depressed this morning after finding out that so many readers not only think it’s fine to call Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” just for posting a Twitter picture of her and her baby, but that it’s great to do that.  These are the same people who would be upset if Nancy Pelosi (or their own mother or sister) were called the same name. Apparently it’s okay to call anyone as vile a name as you want so long as you disagree with their politics. I am disappointed that so many people defend the use of name-calling on a site where I don’t allow one reader to do that to another. Do not bother to reply in the comments here; I am just saying that I am disappointed at some people. (It’s even worse on Facebook.) /rant

On this day in 1539, Hernando de Soto claimed Florida as a Spanish possession. Nearly 400 years later, in 1937, the Duke of Windsor married Wallis Simpson, having abdicated the throne of England after reigning for only 11 months as Edward VIII. For mountaineering fans like me, this is the day in 1950 on which Lionel Herzog and Louis Lachenal, members of a French expedition, reached the summit of Annapurna, the first 8,000 m peak (8091 to be exact) to be scaled. Herzog’s book on the expedition, Annapurna, which details the climb and its gruesome aftermath (many fingers and toes lost to frostbite) is one of the classics of mountaineering literature. Here’s the cover of Paris Match showing Herzog on top:

On June 3, 1989, the Chinese government sent troops to Tiananmen Square to remove the protestors after seven weeks of occupation. I remember that well; it was a sad time. On this day 6 years ago, the pageant celebrating the Diamond Jubilee of Elizabeth II took place in London. Finally, exactly five years ago today, U.S. Army private Chelsea Manning went on trial for leaking classified documents to WikiLeaks. At that time the name was Bradley Manning, but he transitioned to a woman. Manning served seven years in jail and is now free.

Notables born on this day include the geologist James Hutton (1726), Jefferson Davis (1808), Raoul Dufy (1877), Alla Nazimova and biologist Raymond Pearl (both 1879), Josephine Baker (1906), Jimmy Rogers and Torsten Wiesel (both 1924), Allen Ginsberg (1926), Larry McMurtry (1936) and Anderson Cooper (1967). Those who died on June 3 include William Harvey (1657), Johann Strauss II (1899), Franz Kafka (1924), Ozzie Nelson (1975), Anthony Quinn (2001), David Carradine (2009), and Muhammad Ali (two years ago today).

Here is Le Chat by Dufy:

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is plotting for beef:

Hili: We have to persuade them that they can eat any old thing and that the tenderloin in the fridge is for us.
Cyrus: Good idea.
In Polish:
Hili: Musimy ich przekonać, że mogą zjeść cokolwiek, a ta polędwica w lodówce jest dla nas.
Cyrus: Dobry pomysł.

Leon and his staff’s house, a few km from Hili and her staff, is being built at last!. For the nonce the family is staying in their flat in Wloclawek, where it’s been rainy:

Leon: Oh, these storms!

(Note the lovely blotches on his forelegs.)

In Polish: “Leon: Ach, te burze!”

Out in Winnipeg, here’s a video of Gus getting his very first taste of salmon: grilled Pacific salmon. He’s a bit wary of new foods, but winds up scarfing it:

From Matthew we have this is an amazing but sweet tale:

A not so amusing tale: Only in America:

Some nice science:

Some puzzling data:

A fluffy leaping cat:

A peregrine in Chicago! I must see it!

Here’s an angle I didn’t know existed:

From Grania, samurai cats!

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1002995206696759296

. . . and pet sweat.

https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/1002905171733565446