Mistakes were made!
Hili: It’s good that we are in the garden.
A: Why?
Hili: Because that big vase with flowers got knocked over and the whole floor is wet.
In Polish:
Hili: Dobrze, że jesteśmy na dworze.
Ja: Dlaczego?
Hili: Bo ten duży wazon z kwiatami na stole się przewrócił i cała podłoga jest mokra.

Uh-oh….
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Reminds me of a meme from the old newspaper cartoon Family Circus. All such mishaps were due to two invisible gremlins named Ida Know and Not Me:
“Who broke that vase?” “Ida Know.”
“Who tracked mud into the house?” “Not Me.”
Isn’t being wet the natural state for floors?