Friday: Hili dialogue

January 16, 2015 • 4:31 am

It’s Friday already? How time passes when you’re a geezer in statu nascendi. I have a theory, which is mine, that time seems to pass more quickly when you’re older, because you experience each unit of time relative to all the time you’ve had in your life, and that the fraction decreases with age. I always thought someone should test this by asking people of different ages to judge when a minute (or five minutes) have passed—without counting. According to my theory, the actual time corresponding to a perceived minute should drop with age. That’s an easy experiment, but I don’t think anyone’s done it.

But I digress. In Dobrzyn, Hili is engaged in Serious Business that preempts her duties on the website:

A: Hili—editorial meeting!
Hili: Later: now I have more important things to do.
Paa (1)
In Polish:
Ja: Hili, zebranie redakcyjne.
Hili: Później, teraz mam ważniejsze sprawy.

Lion roars while sleeping

January 15, 2015 • 4:15 pm

Hercules, a rescue lion, makes some pretty fearsome noises while napping. I wonder what he’s dreaming of?

The YouTube info, which is a bit biologically confusing:

Watch a full-grown African Lion Roaring in his sleep. “Hercules” is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping. Much like dogs do (where they dream of barking or running in their sleep), lions also have vivid dreams, and Hercules is having one heck of a wild dream!

Two executions to take place in U.S. today

January 15, 2015 • 3:15 pm

Given the reactionary nature of the U.S. Congress and the Supreme Court, it’s unlikely that judicial executions in the U.S. will stop any time soon. But it’s embarrassing that we’re the only first-world country—except, I suppose, Japan—that still allows the death penalty for crimes like murder. Here’s Wikipedia map and key showing which countries retained capital punishment as of 2014:

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America is going to kill two more people today, both by lethal injection. As the New York Times reports, Oklahoma, after a botched execution in April (and one in Arizona last July)  is executing Charles F. Warner today, using the same drug, midazolam, that didn’t work very well in Arizona. And in Florida, Johnny Shane Kormondy will be injected with the same combination of three drugs that led to another horribly messed-up execution in Oklahoma.

There is a way to kill people relatively painlessly with injections: you just use barbiturates. That’  how we put our pets to sleep and how places like Dignitas, in Switzerland, help terminally ill people end their lives legally. But no company that makes barbiturates will allow them to be used for executions, and rightly so.

If we’re going to murder people for their crimes, and if we think that one of the rationales is to deter others, then why all the secrecy about these murders? After all, we see films of prisoners in jail all the time, sitting in their cells and serving their time. But public executions, which would certainly be a better deterrent than hidden ones, are out. That’s because, I think, we’re secretly ashamed of what we do, and so carry out the whole process hidden from public view. That’s supported by the new regulations on how executions can be viewed in Oklahoma. As the Times notes:

The news media and civil liberties groups have complained that Oklahoma’s remodeled execution chamber and new procedures have limited the ability of the public to observe lethal injections there. Officials say there is room for only five witnesses from the news media, compared with 12 before. Audio from the chamber will be turned off, and the state’s corrections director can close the curtains and block the view of the witnesses at his discretion.

“The officials are addressing some of the things that went wrong, but at the same time they’re making sure that the public doesn’t know as much about what happens,” said Brady Henderson, legal director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Oklahoma.

And even if you argue that the closed-curtain feature is to block out botched or overly grisly executions, well, isn’t that what people should be seeing if capital punishment is to act as a deterrent?

The whole business stinks, and in fact is more expensive than simply sentencing someone to life without parole. But I still think we need to invest more resources in figuring out how to rehabilitate criminals, and at least to treat them more humanely. After all, they had no choice about what they did.

 

 

Guest post: The “manly” Catholic Church

January 15, 2015 • 1:30 pm

When regular reader and commenter Diane G. sent me a link to an unbelievable piece about sexism in the Catholic Church, I didn’t have time to write about it but still wanted to publicize it, so I asked her if she could write a short article. She kindly obliged, and here’s her piece:

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Feminophobic Cardinal Chirps: Women Are Ruining The Church

by Diane G.

When Professor Ceiling Cat turfed an article I’d submitted back to me and asked if I would do the write-up instead, my first reaction was, “Me, write?” But the more I delved into it, the less daunting it became, this being the classical case of material-that-writes-itself.

An article in Tuesday’s Washington Post by reporter Terrence McCoy, Former highest-ranking U.S. cardinal blames ‘feminization’ for the Catholic Church’s problems, naturally caught my eye.  In it McCoy  summarizes a demoted Cardinal’s misogynist lament for the Roman Catholic Church’s missing manliness, and you should read McCoy’s article if my write-up here (as it inevitably will) ends up in tl,dr territory.

Most of McCoy’s material comes from an interview Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke gave last week to Matthew James Christoff, apparent founder—and possibly the sole member—of  The New Emangelization  (my emphasis–you can’t make this stuff up). I spent a lot of time clicking around that site to be sure it wasn’t actually some offshoot of The Onion or Landover Baptist Church, sporting nuggets such as these:

It requires a certain manly discipline to serve as an altar boy in service at the side of [a]  priest, and most priests have their first deep experiences of the liturgy as altar boys.

First of all, be manly yourself. In other words, cultivate your own manly qualities, because the priest is first and foremost the spiritual father; he is a man. You need to have manly qualities of selflessness, chivalry and discipline to avoid situations improper for a priest.

But amusement dissolves when he gets to the heart of his thesis (emphases mine):

I think there has been a great confusion with regard to the specific vocation of men in marriage and of men in general in the Church during the past 50 years or so. It’s due to a number of factors, but the radical feminism which has assaulted the Church and society since the 1960s has left men very marginalized.

Unfortunately, the radical feminist movement strongly influenced the Church, leading the Church to constantly address women’s issues at the expense of addressing critical issues important to men

Which inexorably led to:

“… a period of time when men who were feminized and confused about their own sexual identity had entered the priesthood; sadly some of these disordered men sexually abused minors; a terrible tragedy for which the Church mourns.

Yes, folks, the whole pedophilia thing was just a tragedy that befell the church, entirely the fault of those radical feminist interlopers. (Where would we be without such helpful logic to explain this “tragicle“?)

And if I might add a bit of an aside…how the heck do  Burke and Christoff not realize how much their  rhetoric screams homoeroticism?  Nowhere is it more obvious than at “The New Emangelization”‘s  page entitled “The Perfect Manhood of Jesus Christ.”   There we find a page that lists “The Physical Jesus Christ” (do see the image there) where we learn that among his attributes are that  he :

-Is physically attractive

-Has a penetrating gaze

-Wore attractive clothing

-Has a powerful voice

-Is physically strong

-Has significant stamina

-Is physically tough

-Has physical charisma

-Can be physically imposing

-At times presents a supernatural physical presence

But back to the Cardinal, with one more quote from his interview:

Men are facing great temptations, particularly, as I mentioned due to pornography and confusion about sexuality and desperately need to be taught how to battle these temptations in Christ.

Men with uncontrollable sexual appetites, Catholic nuns in their burqas: does this remind you of any other religion?

Burke was apparently Pope Benedict’s acolyte, and has fallen out of favor with the “liberal” Francis, which has only made him more outspoken. Thus continueth the Sturm und Drang of the present beleaguered  Catholic Church, innocent victim of feminists.

Dick Lewontin and Tomoko Ohta nab the Crafoord Prize

January 15, 2015 • 11:27 am

I’m so pleased: my Ph.D advisor, evolutionary geneticist Dick Lewontin, has received the prestigious Crafoord Prize in Biosciences this year, along with Japanese theoretician Tomoko Ohta. The press release announcing it (and describing their contributions) is here, and there’s also a video that you can see by clicking on the screenshot at the bottom.

Lewontin made major contributions in both experimental and theoretical population genetics, with his most famous finding being the revelation of substantial genetically-based polymorphism (variation among individuals) in the sequences of proteins, a finding confirmed by subsequent DNA sequencing. Ohta, a theoretician, made fundamental contributions in explaining why that variation is there, especially variation that is “neutral” and doesn’t affect the fitness of an individual. They are deserving recipients.

The prize is 6 million Swedish kroner, which works out to be about $737,000 US.

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I smell the FFRF

January 15, 2015 • 11:16 am

Could Dan Barker, Annie Laurie Gaylor, or one of their heathen minions have defaced this bill, taken from an ATM in Madison, Wisconsin, which just happens to be the home of the Freedom from Religion Foundation? After all, every year the FFRF raffles off “clean” money—bills produced before “In God We Trust” was added to U.S. currency in 1957.

From a tw**t by David Ohlén:

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I don’t think it’s illegal to write on a bill like this, so I favor everyone making these alterations.

Oh, and the FFRF just gave $20,000 to Charlie Hebdo as an “Atheist in Foxholes” award. Good on them!

h/t: Matthew Cobb

The censorship spreads: Oxford University Press bans mention of pork and pigs, and more cowardice from Sky News

January 15, 2015 • 10:00 am

Just when you thought that Western self-censorship exercised to avoid Muslim wrath couldn’t get any dumber, it has. The International Business Times reports that the prestigious and powerful Oxford University Press (“OUP,” publisher of the UK edition of WEIT!), has put out a notice to its employees and authors that OUP books considered “educational materials” will henceforth not mention pigs or pork. The reason, of course, is clear.  As far as I can gather, the ban applies to materials aimed at young people. From the IBT report:

One of the biggest education publishers in the world has warned its authors not to mention pigs or sausages in their books to avoid causing offence.

Oxford University Press (OUP) said all books must take into consideration other cultures if they hope to sell copies in countries across the world.

As a result, the academic publisher has issued guidance advising writers to avoid mentioning pigs or “anything else which could be perceived as pork” so as not to offend Muslim or Jewish people.

The move was revealed during a discussion on free speech during BBC Radio 4’s Today programme in the wake of the attack on French satirical magazine Charlie Hedbo and its decision to use an image of the Prophet Mohammed on the cover of its latest issue.

Presenter Jim Naughtie said: “I’ve got a letter here that was sent out by OUP to an author doing something for young people.

“Among the things prohibited in the text that was commissioned by OUP was the following: Pigs plus sausages, or anything else which could be perceived as pork.

Here’s OUP’s pathetic justification:

An OUP spokesperson said: “Our materials are sold in nearly 200 countries, and as such, and without compromising our commitment in any way, we encourage some authors of educational materials respectfully to consider cultural differences and sensitivities.

“Guidelines for our educational materials differ between geographies and do not cover our academic publishing.”

Yeah, right. This is, of course, just a big fat euphemism for this: “We don’t want to piss off the Muslims lest they attack the Press.”

What makes it even more embarrassing for OUP is that some Muslim and Jewish leaders have pronounced the ban ridiculous. Here’s a dryly sarcastic response from a Jewish organization:

A spokesperson for the Jewish Leadership Council added: “Jewish law prohibits eating pork, not the mention of the word, or the animal from which it derives.”

And the Torygraph reports a similar reaction from a Muslim, reacting to BBC presenter Naughtie’s characterization of the ban as a “joke”:

Muslim Labour MP Khalid Mahmood said: “I absolutely agree. That’s absolute utter nonsense. And when people go too far, that brings the whole discussion into disrepute.”

Indeed. This is just as bad as HarperCollins’s and The Economists decision to publish maps of the Middle East leaving out Israel. Worse even, for an academic publisher should be committed, as far as possible, to free expression. It’s sobering and sad to contemplate that OUP’s new regulations would prohibit it from publishing Orwell’s book Animal Farm because it included the pigs Squealer and Napoleon, or the children’s classic Charlotte’s Web that featured the porcine Wilbur.

It seems to me, and I may be wrong, that most of the cowardice about publishing the Charlie Hebdo cartoons, or anything that might inflame Muslims, comes from the UK. Want more evidence? Here’s Sky news presenter Dharshini David cutting off an eloquent and distressed Caroline Fourest, a contributor to Charlie Hebo, when Fourest tried to show the latest cover of the magazine on television. David then apologizes to any viewers offended by the image!

What craven cowardice! It’s time for Brits to call out their media for this kind of nonsense.

UPDATE: Reader Florian also noted that, in its report on sales of the New Charlie Hebdo, the American outlet NBC news also wouldn’t show the cover. Florian wrote me this along with sending the video link above:

I wonder if you noticed that NBC in reporting on the new Charlie Hebdo edition would not show the cover in last night’s newscast? The reporter holds a folded copy only showing the magazine name and they show a bundle of magazines but with a label covering the image. I emailed both my local NBC affiliate and the corporate contact address (contact.nbcnews@nbcuni.com) and called them cowards.

I listen to the NBC news and would have noticed this, but last night I was out to dinner.

h/t: Peter Boghossian