“Don’t Know Why”

March 18, 2015 • 8:00 am

Norah Jones‘s (b. 1979) real name is Geetali Norah Jones Shankar, and it’s well known that she’s the daughter of sitar virtuoso Ravi Shanker (her mother was Sue Jones). When I first heard this song in 2002, on her Come Away with Me album, I was blown away. It’s a beautiful jazz-infused song, with only five instruments (including her own piano) and a languid delivery that reminds me a bit of Billie Holiday.

Don’t Know Why” was in fact written and first performed by Jesse Harris, but it was Jones who made it a huge hit. It nabbed her three Grammys in 2003: record of the year, song of the year, and best female pop vocal performance. Sadly, although maintaining a respectable performing and recording career, Jones never again rose to the standard of this song. She remains somewhat of a “one hit wonder.”

I’ve listened to this many times, as it’s on my iPod when I exercise, and I went back and forth on whether it’s about the death of love that’s coincident with bad sex.  But this morning I heard it again on my way to work, and concluded that it’s indeed salacious. But it’s still beautiful. This is a live version performed in Amsterdam.

The original recorded version is here, and there’s a wonderful solo version—just Jones and her piano—here (I almost put that one up).

 

Two piece boots

March 18, 2015 • 7:31 am

This item is rare these days: cowboy boots made from just two pieces of leather. (The usual number is four: one piece for the “vamp”, or foot, one piece for the “counter,” or heel, and two pieces for the shaft. To make these “dyads” properly requires an extraordinary skill, for the two pieces must mold perfectly to your foot and leg. But when they fit, they’re the most comfortable boots around, as there’s no seam where the vamp meets the shaft.

This custom pair, obtained on eBay, is by the renowned bootmaker Terry Stanley, now in El Paso. Guess what hide (it’s not cow).

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Wednesday: Hili dialogue

March 18, 2015 • 4:51 am
It’s Tuesday Wednesday, the cruellest day, and around this wretched week, boundless and bare, the lone and level days stretch far away. Which is to say that while my car was parked two nights ago, a University shuttle bus, trying to park in front of it, clipped the front end, taking out the driver’s-side headlight and making fearsome dents in the fender and bumper. The CeilingCatMobile will need repair, and that means extra time and trouble. But the driver reported it to the University Police, who furnished me with a full accident report inculpating the bus driver. Still, it’s weird that I will have to pay at $100 deductible though I did nothing wrong!
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili has questions about religion:
Hili: What is religion based on?
A: On homeopathic doses of reason.
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Hili: Na czym opiera się religia?
Ja: Na homeopatycznych dawkach rozumu.

 

Spot the roadrunners!

March 17, 2015 • 3:50 pm

This time the maddening search for cryptic animals comes from Ben Goren, who sent a photo supposedly including two specimens of the greater roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus). Can you see them? Note: since photo is effaced by The Albatross, click on the picture to make it big. But be sure to come back to the main site if you want to comment!

From this morning’s walk in South Mountain Park with Baihu.  Two in this photo. Mere iPhone snapshots, alas.

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Jeffrey Tayler calls out David Brooks for telling atheists how to behave

March 17, 2015 • 2:45 pm

Jeffrey Tayler, a corresponding editor for The Atlantic stationed in Moscow, is really on a roll, publishing one “strident” atheist article after another—and in Salon, of all places.  And he’s developing quite a nice style—sort of a hybrid between Hitchens and Mencken—in which his overt scorn for religion is combined with a delicious sarcasm.

Tayler’s latest piece, published two days ago, has the lovely title of “David Brooks, religious clown: Debunking phony Godsplaining from the New York Times’s laziest columnist“. Believe me, it will do your heart good to read it. I love the “Godsplaining” neologism, which could equally apply to those Sophisticated Theologists™ who try to tell the rest of us what God is really like.

On February 3, Brooks wrote a column for the Times called “Building better secularists.” It was a smarmy, goddycoddling, and patronizing attempt to instruct nonbelievers about what lessons we need to take from religion. It’s the usual tripe: we have to work hard at building our own morality (because, you know, without God it’s really hard!), we have to form communities, we have to have Sabbath-equivalents (maybe lighting candles for Camus?), and so on.  Anyway, I was too dispirited to analyze Brooks’s lame effort in detail, but did a short dissection on this site (I also reproduced some letters to the Times by Dan Dennett and others who groused about Brooks’s piece).

But Tayler has done the hard work of really taking Brooks to the woodshed. I’m not going to repeat what you can read on Salon, but I want to reproduce three paragraphs of his article, just so you can see Tayler’s emerging style, which, to me, presages the birth of a powerful new voice of atheism. Now if Tayler could get this stuff into The Atlantic, or other places besides the normal goddycoddling Salon, it would be wonderful.

Voilà:

One might deem it almost shameful to publish one’s musings on the New York Times’ opinion page, the same page that continues to print, and quite shamelessly, the unapologetic scribbles of Iraq War cheerleader Thomas Friedman or the earnest yet befuddled lucubrations of useful Islamist idiot Nicholas Kristof.  The first of these two columnists will probably never be called to account for the bloodshed and mayhem he has sanctioned in the Middle East.  The second, I believe, means well, but by denouncing “Islamophobia” he shows he has accepted as sound a nonsense term that conflates faith and race and equates (well-founded) objections to Islam with prejudice against Muslims as people.  And we should never forget that he, like Friedman, supported the Iraq War.

But what to make of Friedman and Kristof’s seemingly milquetoast colleague, David Brooks?  No shame attaches to him, though by publishing his pro-faith columns, he validates a stupendously (if surreptitiously) baleful Weltanschauung that should long ago have disappeared from our world.  Brooks, in the face of mounting evidence, has striven tirelessly to bequeath credence to the dangerous notion, ever more antiquated and morally untenable, that believing in something asserted without evidence – religion — constitutes a virtue.  That valuing faith above reason makes one a better person. That those who have shrugged off – or laughed away – the comically outlandish claims advanced by the Abrahamic creeds about our world and origins as a species are the ones with the explaining to do.  Should he not be called to account?

I believe so.  Moreover, Brooks’ recent Op-Ed, “Building Better Secularists,” leaves me no choice, or, better said, offers me an opportunity I cannot pass up for commentary.  “Building Better Secularists” is nothing less than an anti-religion writer’s dream come true, an essay remarkable for its utter and complete susceptibility to refutation and repudiation.  The title hints that Brooks intends to teach us godless folks a thing or two.  The result?  He succeeds only in beclowning himself by authoring a sanctimoniously gaseous tract that befits not America’s august Paper of Record, but a highbrow version of Watchtower, the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ End-is-Nigh rag once handed out for free by blue-haired little old ladies in tennis shoes in front of speakeasies and liquor shops (and is now available online).

One can hear echoes of Mencken in there. There are no punches pulled, and useful idiots are called useful idiots. What a pity that the New York Times has so many of these UIs (Tanya Luhrmann is another)!

This is less than 20% of Tayler’s piece. Go read it, even if you’re already in the choir, for it’s lovely to see the sanctimonious Brooks taken down several pegs by one of his journalist colleagues.

The silent flight of the owl

March 17, 2015 • 12:45 pm

I can think of no better demonstration of this adaptation than this video and microphones used to listen to bird flight. Two birds—a pigeon and falcon—make a ton of noise while flying, while the barn owl’s flight is inaudible. The pigeon makes more noise than the falcon, for there’s no advantage to a pigeon flying silently, while there’s probably a marginal advantage for the falcon to tone down its approach.  But owls hunt at night, when prey are keenly attuned to the sounds of danger, and so owls have developed a new weapon in the arms race.

How do owls do it? The key is their uniquely serrated wing feathers, which you can read about here.

From the BBC show Super Powered Owls (sadly, you can watch it at the site only if you’re in the UK).

UCLA anti-semitism: the backstory (and a spread to the University of Chicago)

March 17, 2015 • 11:10 am

Not long ago I posted (here and here) about an unsavory episode of anti-semitism at the University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA). Rachel Beyda, a Jewish sophomore student who was a candidate for the student council’s judicial board, was interrogated and initially rejected by fellow students solely because she was a member of Jewish organizations—something that supposedly gave her a “lack of objectivity” as well as “divided loyalties.” After a faculty advisor admonished the council for their foolish “conflict of interest” objection, she was then voted in.

The students who voted against her tendered a notapology, and Gene Block, the UCLA chancellor, offered lukewarm sympathies, praising the tepid apologies of the “no-voting” students and avoiding a mention of the religious discrimination. Block also called the incident a “teaching moment,” a phrase I don’t think he would have used had Beyda been black, gay, or Muslim.

To wind up this tale, Steve Lubet, a law professor at Northwestern here in Chicago, did some further digging, and found that Beyda’s initial rejection was part of a wider pattern of anti-Jewish discrimination at UCLA. This is part of what Lubet posted at The Faculty Lounge (I’ve bolded a bit that shows the hypocrisy of students singling out Beyda for her religion):

The votes against Beyda were not cast in a vacuum.  Rather, they were the predictable upshot of a political situation at UCLA that has become increasingly hostile for many Jewish students.

For the past year, there has been a concerted effort at UCLA to rid the student government of anyone who might be insufficiently antagonistic toward Israel, which was seen as necessary to the passage of a BDS (boycott, divestment, sanctions) resolution.  And as it turns out, at least three of the four anti-Beyda voters have been closely connected to that campaign.  It is often said that the BDS movement is aimed only at Israel and not at Jews, but this incident shows just how easily anti-Zionism can give rise to what might be called Judeophobia – the assumption that Jews are politically suspect until proven otherwise.

In April 2014, Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) brought a Judicial Board complaint against two USAC representatives, seeking to disqualify their votes on a divestment resolution because they had taken sponsored trips to Israel.  According to the SJP complaint, such travel to Israel constituted an improper “conflict of interest” that should have prohibited the two representatives from voting on a divestment resolution (which had failed to pass).  The Judicial Board, however, voted to reject the SJP petition, referring to it as “dangerously volatile” and holding, without dissent, that trips to Israel did not evidence a conflict of interest and that the two representatives’ votes against divestment had thus been “valid and legitimate.”

Notwithstanding that rebuff by the Judicial Board, SJP demanded that candidates in the next election to the USAC sign a pledge that they would not accept sponsored trips to Israel. At least two of the anti-Beyda voters signed that pledge, which also accused several Jewish organizations of Islamophobia and efforts to “marginalize multiple communities on campus.”

Moreover, three of the four USAC representatives who voted against Beyda had run for office on the “Let’s Act” slate, which was endorsed in full by SJP.  Following their election, two of them sponsored an ultimately successful BDS resolution that was supported by an array of ethnic and religious student organizations.  Yet it was only when Beyda sought a position on the Judicial Council that “conflicts of interest” due solely to group membership suddenly became a burning issue.

. . .The conflation of Beyda’s Jewishness with “divided loyalty” is especially appalling, given that at least three of the four no-voters had campaigned for office on the basis of their own affiliations with religious or ethnic organizations. (I could not find campaign materials for the fourth.)  Two of them produced a joint campaign video in which they touted their leadership in the Muslim Students Association and the Iranian Student Group.  Another of the objectors circulated a flyer identifying himself as the president of the Sikh Students Association.  All of this would be unexceptional – indeed, quite admirable – if the same three students had not expressed such deep concern about Rachael Beyda’s membership in Hillel and a Jewish sorority.  In the world of the SJP endorsees, there is no impediment to campus office-holding by a Muslim, Iranian, or Sikh activist (nor should there ever be, of course), but the nomination of a self-identified Jewish student rang very loud alarm bells. What is the difference?

This Judeophobia has apparently arrived here, too. I wasn’t that surprised to learn, from an article in the Israeli newspaper Haaretz, that anti-semitism is around on my own campus—the University of Chicago. There are highly touted pro-Palestinian lectures, anti-Israel slogans scribbled on the sidewalk in chalk, and repeated letters in the student newspaper about “hate speech”, all referring to criticisms of Islam. As Haaretz reports:

What began with a post about Northwestern University passing a Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions motion against Israel turned into a discussion about Palestinian death tolls and those who “support slaughter of innocents on the basis that the killers have the same race/religion.” It wasn’t long before jabs were made at individual Jewish students. A social media intifada had erupted.

The assaults spilled into posts on the moderated, anonymous UChicago Secrets Facebook page: “As a person of Palestinian descent, I don’t think it is unreasonable for me to hate Jews;” ”People are hypocrites. This is Fact. One example? The Jews at UChicago. Why? They all have grandparents who survived the Holocaust. This doesn’t stop them from denying the Holocaust in Palestine right now;” and “There is no more backwards and conservative community at UChicago than the genocide apologists in hillel and other jewish organizations.”

It is shocking that students at one of the top universities in America – where liberal values are enshrined and Plato is a rite of passage – could hold such parochial views and express them behind the cowardly mask of anonymous social media. I wonder if the timing of these attacks – just a week after the BDS motion passed at Northwestern and days before “Israeli Apartheid Week”– had anything to do with the assaults.

Here are some of those posts. Now I don’t claim that anti-semitism is rampant here, but the presence of these posts (and they may all be by one person, though I doubt it), suggests a hidden Judeophobia among at least some students.

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Finally, Breitbart reports that Ayaan Hirsi Ali gave a sold-out talk in Boston while promoting the film Crossing the Line 2: The New Face of Anti-Semitism on Campus (I’ve put it up before, but you can see the whole thing on YouTube here). Hirsi denounced the current wave of anti-semitism on campuses and the BDS movement. From her talk:

It is appalling that only seventy years from the Holocaust, crowds in Europe chant, “Hamas, Hamas, Jews to the gas.” It is even more appalling that 10,000 soldiers in Paris are needed to protect Jewish sites. That is the continent that promised never again. The men and women who were in the concentration camps, who are tattooed, some are still here. And it is happening again.

. . . I have a different acronym for BDS. They call themselves Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions. I call them Bully, Deceive, and Sabotage. Bully, Deceive, and Sabotage the only society that is free in the Middle East. BDS. On campus, if you care about issues like justice and injustice, we really need to show it. You need to do it. Where is the BDS movement against the Islamic State? Where on campuses is the BDS movement against Saudi Arabia? The Iranian regime, who for decades have promised to wipe Israel off the map, who are developing a bomb. And there’s no BDS movement against them on campus. Why? Last year in Nigeria, 200 girls were kidnapped. They were sold into slavery. There was no BDS movement against Boko Haram.

Sadly, Hirsi Ali, who is surely the best candidate to replace Hitchens as one of the “Four Horsemen” (which would then be called “The Four Horsepersons”) has been repeatedly attacked by the “social justice warrior” faction of atheism because she works for a conservative think tank (the only people who would hire her!) and because she’s made some rather extreme statements about Islam. Perhaps those statements can be understood in light of her horrible oppression, forced marriage, and genital mutilation at the hands of, and in the name of, Islam.

Regardless, Hirsi Ali also been a tireless activist for women’s rights and the perfidies of Islam. She’s written two wonderful books, Infidel and Nomad, recounting her dysfunctional upbringing, her rise to renown (and infamy) through her own diligence, and her subsequent hounding and threats by Muslims. For that she has been so demonized by Muslims that she requires round-the-clock bodyguards.  And now she’s demonized by atheists as well: she was named one of the “Five most awful atheists” (along with Sam Harris and others) by Ian Murphy at Alternet. (Hemant Mehta, to his credit, disagrees.)