Caturday felid trifecta: pleasing cat meows, cats’ heads on their owners’ bodies, and Gus the earless cat

July 12, 2014 • 12:40 pm

Oh dear—I almost forgot the Caturday Felid, which I haven’t missed in years. It was ready to go this morning, too, and then I forgot to post it before I did my shopping for Poland (Hili needs some gifts!). Oh well, better late than never. At any rate, we have another trifecta this week.

First, here are two YouTube compilations of the curtest cat meows:

I find cat voices particularly pleasing—except when two males are screaming at each other in a fight, or when a male is mating with a female, and she’s howling in pain (cat penises are barbed, so I imagine copulation is painful).

Here’s a second one:

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From this week’s Torygraph comes a series of freaky pictures; there are about a dozen, and I’ve chosen three:

Photographer Sebastian Magnani has cleverly spliced the furry features of cats with the head and shoulders of their owners. In a series called ‘Undercats’, the Swiss photographer shot the owners and their respective pets in the same portrait style; he then digitally transplanted the feline faces onto the human bodies.

Actually, I wouldn’t mind being morphed with Hili or Jerry Coyne the Cat!

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Antonio spliced with cat Chino Picture: Sebastian Magnani/Rex Features
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Joana spliced with cat Hector Picture: Sebastian Magnani/Rex Features
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Natalie spliced with cat Pepi Picture: Sebastian Magnani/Rex Features

Don’t tell me that you wouldn’t like to see this done with you and your cat, too. I would, for example, like to see Baihu on Ben Goren’s body, or Butter on Stephen Muth’s body. In fact, I bet both of these readers have the skills to do that. . .

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Finally, pictures of a reader’s cat. Carol (aka Taskin) acquired Gus in December of last year, and I posted about how he lost most of his ears though frostbite while being confined in a trap in winter. Carol adopted him, and now he’s developed into a sweet and lovely cat. He reminds me of my old white cat Teddy, and Carol sent me two photos and a note:

I attach couple of photos of Gus from this morning, although he does this every day.  He is sitting on the highest spot in the garden, he closes his eyes and smells the air.  It’s rather pretty to watch him do it.  Then he opens his eyes and inspects his territory for intruders.(2nd photo)

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Gus has to stay on a harness because the place where he lives requires outdoor cats to be on a leash or harness at all times.  But I’m told that he doesn’t seem to mind.

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Carol just sent this, saying it “may well be the pièce de résistance of Gus photos”.

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“Gus” is a great name for a cat. More cats should be given human names, like “Sam,” “Fred,” “Jim”—or “Jerry Coyne.”

h/t: Su, Taskin, and Matthew Cobb

Do believers see scripture as literally true?

July 12, 2014 • 11:24 am

In all the to-and-fro we’ve had in the last couple of weeks, some people have maintained that very few people—and almost no theologians—see the Bible as literally true. If you live in the US, you’ll know how ludicrous that is.  While I agree that Americans who take the whole document as the literal word of God aren’t in the majority, most believers (indeed, most Americans) see parts of it as literally true. My own aphorism, which is mine, goes as follows:

“Some believers are literalists about nearly everything, but nearly every believer is a literalist about some things.”

I like that, and and hope it will become a meme!

But first, the latest data on how many American see the entire document as the literal word of God. This is from a 2011 Gallup Poll (article by Jeffrey Jones):

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It’s 30%, and, although fluctuating, has dropped 8-10% since 1977. Still, only 17% saw the Bible as a book of “legends,” while 79% thought of it as either literally true or “inspired,” in which some but not all of it should be taken literally. As expected, belief in the Bible as either partly or wholly true increases with increasing church attendance, is higher among those with less education, and is higher among Republicans than Democrats. Protestants show a higher degree of literalism than Catholics (see the original article for the data).

There are non-negotiables for most believers, at least in the U.S, which, for many Christians, include the divinity of Jesus and our redemption from sin through his crucifixion, resurrection, and acceptance of Christ as our personal savior.

But (at least in 2004) there were far more non-negotiables than this (we need a more modern survey , since this kind of belief has probably declined). These data are from an  ABC News poll, which one should take with a bit of salt because of the small sample size (a bit over 1000). Here are are the 2004 data for what they’re worth, as reported in the conservative Washington Times (my emphasis):

God’s creation of the Earth, Noah and the flood, Moses at the Red Sea: These pivotal stories from the Old Testament still resonate deeply with most Americans, who take the accounts literally rather than as a symbolic lesson.

An ABC News poll released Sunday found that 61 percent of Americans believe the account of creation in the Bible’s book of Genesis is “literally true” rather than a story meant as a “lesson.” [JAC: note that here they’re asking about the creation story in Genesis, not the entire Bible as reported in the Gallup Poll above.]

Sixty percent believe in the story of Noah’s ark and a global flood, while 64 percent agree that Moses parted the Red Sea to save fleeing Jews from their Egyptian captors.

The poll, with a margin of error of 3 percentage points, was conducted Feb. 6 to 10 among 1,011 adults.

. . . The levels of belief in the stories, however, differed among Christians.

The poll found that 75 percent of Protestants believed in the story of creation, 79 percent in the Red Sea account and 73 percent in Noah and the ark.

Among evangelical Protestants, those figures were 87 percent, 91 percent and 87 percent, respectively. Among Catholics, they were 51 percent, 50 percent and 44 percent.

The stories still proved somewhat compelling among those who had “no religion.” A quarter said they believed in Creation, almost a third said Moses parted the Red Sea, and 29 percent believe in Noah.

Remember, this was a survey of a sample of all Americans, not just Christians or even believers.

But this next part I find really funny, but also a bit sad:

“These are surprising and reassuring figures — a positive sign in a postmodern world that seemed bent on erasing faith from the public square in recent years,” said the Rev. Charles Nalls of Christ the King, a Catholic-Anglican church in the District.

“This poll tells me that America is reading the Bible more than we thought. There had been a tendency to decry or discount Bible literacy among the faithful,” he said.

“But this indicates a strong alliance among Americans with the inerrant word of God, as opposed to simply the inspired word of God, as viewed in the context of faith tradition,” Father Nalls said.

I don’t know what a “Catholic-Anglican” church is, but I thought both of those denominations were supposed to be less literalistic than American Protestants. Still, an American reverend in that Church finds the widespread belief in miracles “reassuring,” for they show Bible literacy.  But the distressing thing is that a.) they don’t really show much Bible literacy (everyone knows about creation, Moses, and the Ark), and b.) they show not literacy but literalism. As we all know, atheists show more familiarity with what’s in the Bible than do believers, so, for a reverend, literacy is not something to be especially proud of!

I document more recent surveys in my book—not only of Christianity, but of Islam and other faiths. And there is a surprisingly large tendency to be literalistic about some parts of the Bible, even among UK Christians. For Islam, literalism is a given; it is not kosher (excuse the pun) to see the Qur’an as a metaphor rather than as the words God dictated to Muhammad.

Do have a look at Julian Baggini’s surveys of UK Christians. Baggini used to disparage New Atheists for criticizing strawmen, and for saying that religion depends on belief in empirical truths. Then he did his own surveys (granted, not  very systematic ones) and found to his surprise that some literalism was ubiquitous even in British Christians. As he noted in his Guardian piece on the surveys:

Nevertheless, it is essential to stress that I take these surveys to be no more than indicative. And as the survey was exclusively about Christianity, what we can extrapolate about the likely beliefs of people in other religions is especially limited. So I see these results as being no more than highly suggestive and would like to see more rigorous work done to test what the reality is. I want to thank the various Comment is free readers who have already pointed me to other research. I’ve still got to work my way through a lot of it but I have yet to see anything that achieves quite what I’d like to see.

So what is the headline finding? It is that whatever some might say about religion being more about practice than belief, more praxis than dogma, more about the moral insight of mythos than the factual claims of logos, the vast majority of churchgoing Christians appear to believe orthodox doctrine at pretty much face value. They believe that Jesus is divine, not simply an exceptional human being; that his resurrection was a real, bodily one; that he performed miracles no human being ever could; that he needed to die on the cross so that our sins could be forgiven; and that Jesus is the only way to eternal life. On many of these issues, a significant minority are uncertain but in all cases it is only a small minority who actively disagree, or even just tend to disagree. As for the main reason they go to church, it is not for reflection, spiritual guidance or to be part of a community, but overwhelmingly in order to worship God.

This is, I think, a firm riposte to those who dismiss atheists, especially the “new” variety, as being fixated on the literal beliefs associated with religion rather than ethos or practice. It suggests that they are not attacking straw men when they criticise religion for promoting superstitious and supernatural beliefs.

Baggini, an atheist himself, was intellectually honest enough to admit that he was wrong. I give him kudos for that.

Now we know that stuff like the Ark, Adam and Eve, and the parting of the Red Sea are fiction, so believers who see them as fictional are clearly right. Nevertheless, we shouldn’t underestimate the number of people who see other parts of the Bible as historical truth. Which parts are those? The parts that science hasn’t yet, or can’t (because of lack of data) refute.

What about the Sophisticated Theologians™ who claim that throughout history, neither Church Fathers, nor early theologians, nor believers themselves, saw Scripture as historical truth? I think that is largely a bogus argument constructed by theologians who want to rewrite history to pretend that the scriptural literalism decried by New Atheism is a recent development.

My response is that this is simply wrong for lay religionists, and theologians never show otherwise. Historical truth of the Bible has been a constant strain in Christianity: it’s what you see portrayed in the stained-glass windows of medieval cathedrals.

As for the theologians themselves, I’ve shown already how the supposed Kings of Biblical Metaphorizing—Aquinas and Augustine (as well as other theologians before the 18th century) were literalists about many things, although some believed one could read a metaphorical meaning into scripture as well. But for Augustine and Aquinas, the historicity of things like Adam and Eve, Paradise, heaven, angels, and so on, was never in doubt, and their empirical reality took precedence over interpretation.

Further, even Sophisticated Theologians™ see parts of the Bible as historically true, especially the whole Jesus story involving his status as both God’s son and God at the same time, his crucifixion and resurrection, and the value of that sacrifice for saving humanity. Now, given the absence of extra-Biblical evidence for that tale, on what grounds do theologians see that as credible but the Genesis stories as metaphor? Only because science has disproven Adam and Eve (and the creation story in Genesis) as false, but hasn’t been able to scientifically examine the Jesus story. What we know is that there is no extra-Biblical evidence for a historical Jesus figure, much less for his divinity or the crucifixion and Resurrection stories.

On what grounds, then, do theologians buy the Jesus myth as true but reject much of the rest of scripture as “not a textbook of science” (i.e., “not true”)? Only because the Jesus story hasn’t yet been disproven! The only criterion for what theologians see as metaphor is what reason and science has failed to confirm. There are no other criteria for the theological acceptance of some parts of scripture as historical and other parts as fable, allegory, or metaphor.

Finally, how much should we care about what theologians believe versus what laypeople believe? It is, after all, mostly the laypeople who do the harm inflicted by faith. It is laypeople who try to get the Genesis story taught in public schools. It is lay Muslims, not imams, who riot and kill—and they kill not just non-Muslims, but each other. And much of that killing is based on literalism, either of the Qur’an, or of the hadith. Catholic opposition to abortion is based on the dogmatic claim that a fertilized egg has a soul, and their insistence on procreation (and their discourage of condoms, even in AIDS-ridden Africa) is based on the claim that God wants every act of sex to potentially produce a child.

In the end, the question to ask the Theologians Who Love Metaphor is this:

“On what grounds do you know that some parts of the Bible, like the divinity of Jesus, are true, while others, like the creation story of Genesis, are false?”

An honest theologian would give this answer: “Because science hasn’t yet falsified the Jesus stories.”

Sadly, there are few intellectually honest theologians on tap.  (And if I weren’t feeling charitable, I’d replace “few” with “no”.)

 

Weekly emails

July 12, 2014 • 9:06 am

Besides the usual rants from believers, I’ve received a number of rude or nasty personal emails this week, including a couple from Michael Robbins, who (after I criticized his Slate piece on the evils of New Atheism), continued to email me despite my asking him to stop. He needs to be treated for Maru’s Syndrome stat: the usual treatment, I hear, is a tuna. But that post continues to inspire discussion, and is nearing 400 comments, which may be a record. Of course that’s nothing compared to the thousands of comments on Robbins’s Slate site (the bulk of them negative), but this isn’t Slate.

And if Slate wants to publish that kind of mush as clickbait, they’re welcome to it. Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Slate publishes stuff like that, which no respectable magazine would touch (can you imagine Robbins’s piece in The New Yorker?), just to get hits. I’ve long ago written Salon off on that count, but had more hope for Slate.

This really is a new phenomenon in journalism, brought about by the fact that online “magazines” get paid for page hits. That gives them a strong incentive to publish contentious pieces, even if, like Robbins’s, they hold no water. And that just drags down journalism as a whole.  (I’m not mentioning the pathetic amounts they pay writers, which is driving many freelancers into penury.)

In the meantime, here are a few comments of interest that came in the past ten days or so. They weren’t intended to be posted here, and weren’t, but I’ll put them up now (the commenters won’t be posting here again):

kmlmbs commented on “Oy vey!”, a six word post consisting of this:  “This is embarrassing for one team. . .”

Soccer & FIFA are corrupt. Brazil threw today’s game against Germany. It was obvious by the way all of the Brazillians played. They played to lose. A bad high school soccer team would’ve done better against Germany. The final score said 7-1, a Germany win. But what is the final talley for the players who took an unknown amount of money to throw the game?

Soccer is awash in corruption and it will continue to get worse as long as FIFA controls soccer tournaments.

It’s beyond me how somebody can believe such a twisted conspiracy theory. Really, Brazil threw the game? Why on earth would they do that? Now I recognize all the problems with FIFA, but I’m 100% sure they didn’t tell the Brazilians to take money so they could suffer a humiliating defeat. But there is no conspiracy theory so bizarre that someone doesn’t believe it.

Reader Steve Willy has a few things to say about atheism in a comment on the post, “Moar bad stuff from Satan (and the Pope)”

Wow, you’re an atheist? You must be really smart. A real free thinker. Except, well…. Let’s put the faux-analytical hyperbole away for a while and look at reality: Kalaam Cosmological Argument, teleological argument, First Cause/Unmoved Mover, the impossibility of infinite causal regress, the necessity of at least one unconditioned reality, the Argument from Reason, Fine Tuning of Universal Constants, irreducible biological complexity, the argument from morality… While you sit there in your Hitchens-Dawkins parroting bubble and regurgitate pseudo-intellectual douchisms, your entire world view lies shattered at your feet. If you truly honor the gods of reason and critical thinking half as much as you claim, you would plant your face firmly into your hand, step away from the device, find a quiet place, and rethink your life.

This person has clearly not read any counter-arguments dealing with these Mediocre Arguments for God.  Really, morality is irrefutable proof of God? Which god, exactly? And the teleological argument—is that the one about evolution? I’m looking around at my feet now and I don’t see any shattered world view. Is it shattered and I just don’t perceive it?

Another reader, Mark,  just noted that Steve Willy has recycled this comment from one he made on Patheos in October of last year. You can see the self-plagiarism here.

Reader aubrey mouths some familiar sentiments in a comment on the post “Tim White pwns a creationist student“:

There is no greater act of faith than to accept evolution as scientific fact. Talk about drinking the kool-aid. You worship a religion of futility that elevates you to god. No wonder evolutionists are such self righteous zealots. You are too busy engaging in self worship to actually birth a original thought. You are always good for a laugh though. Thanks.

You’re welcome.  This missive is just so garbled that the person is either not thinking clearly or is so full of venom that he/she actually believes that atheists worship themselves. But even if we did, at least we’d be worshipping something real!  To be sure, I’d like to hear one of aubrey’s original thoughts, for the stuff he/she’s regurgitating here is just a parade of ill-thought-out , familiar, and unevidenced claims.

Hey, here’s an original thought: the Trinity!  Now that’s a really good one: a three-in-one God!

josephomorrow commented on “Facebook on science vs. religion“:

Both science and religion, as folks used to know them, have been hijacked by arrogant folks. When BOTH sides of an argument are inherantly [sic] wrong, of course there are endless arguments and counterarguments. At one time it was individuals who each had their views regardless of affiliation. Science and religion in general agreed on most things while strong individuals often did not.

As religion was hijacked by those wno basically knew not their Bibles, and science was also hijacked by some of the same, only then was the development of today’s great polarization made possible.

The only solution then, it would seem, would be to get back to the True God and His actually Book, shucking all the unnecessary prejudice and bigotry that has been indoctrinated into so many by the hijackers!

I wonder what “true God” he’s talking about, and what “actually Book”. I presume it’s not Allah and the Qur’an, respectively.

Here we have accommodationism at its most incoherent—from a person who professes to criticize arrogance yet says he knows who the True God is!

Readers’ wildlife photos

July 12, 2014 • 7:58 am

UPDATE: I clearly don’t know my own favorite bird by sight! I was corrected by numerous readers who told me that this was NOT a peregrine. As reader Rob said in the comments:

That’s not a peregrine, that’s a Kestrel, Falco tinnunculus (not to be confused with American Kestrel). An adult peregrine would be slate grey from the top of head to the tip of the tail.

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Peregrine falcons may be my favorite birds. They are gorgeous and amazing hunters, able to dive at more than 200 mph when hunting (“stooping”).  Last year I had a “peregrine week,” in which I posted videos of the birds every day; you can find the posts here. And I still recommend The Peregrine, by John A. Baker as the best nature book of any sort I’ve ever read. If you love good writing and animals, this is a must-read. (You can now order an expanded edition, with ancillary writings by Baker.)

Reader Benjamin Haller sent a series of photos of peregrine falcons (Falco peregrinus), including raising chicks, copulation, and hthe rescue of a fallen chick. His notes:

The back story: we are living in an old Provençal-style house called a mas, on the outskirts of Montpellier, France.  A pair of falcons is nesting in an old attic window of the house; our landlord tells us they nest there every year.  This year there were originally four chicks.  One got pushed out of the nest by its siblings fairly recently; we found it and took it to a bird rescue facility southwest of Montpellier, where it will be raised with other falcons that will teach it to hunt (a learned behavior, apparently, or so they said).  The other three are getting pretty big; in less than two weeks, I am told they will migrate to Africa for the summer.

Chicks barely visible in the nest:

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Parent entering to feed them (is a feather missing?):

Mother 2 Parent leaving:

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Here are two photos from my landlord, whose name is Martine Fize; she is happy for you to post them.  To me, the one with the two of them mating on top of the head of Bacchus is the winner.

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The mating photo is fantastic, no? Bacchus doesn’t look pleased. The next one is also great.

The house, which used to be part of a vineyard, has an old head of Bacchus on the roofline, looking out over the back yard, which the falcons like to perch on.

Falcon on Bacchus

And the chick rescue:

The chick was the fourth in the nest, and was pushed out of its siblings; it was unhurt, and is now being raised by a French governmental agency entrusted with rescuing birds and, I think, other wild animals.

Here’s my wife’s photo of the chick that got pushed out.  The hands in the photo belong to the woman at the rescue facility; she was checking for broken bones and other damage, and pronounced the chick unhurt despite falling from quite a high window.  It’s good to be fluffy.

Chick rescue

Today’s footie

July 12, 2014 • 3:56 am

It’s the consolation match between Brazil and Netherlands, starting at 2 p.m. Chicago time. Remember that tomorrow’s final starts an hour later: 3 p.m. Chicago time (4 p.m. Eastern).

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I will venture a guess this time: Netherlands 1-0. Readers should also put their predictions below. Tomorrow, of course, the victor will be determined (hopefully by 6 p.m. Chicago time), and the prize will be awarded Monday.

For your delectation, here’s the team that football announcer Seamus Malin considered the greatest he’d ever seen. As I posted a while back when interviewing Seamus in 2012, he gave this opinion:

Best team ever:  The Brazil national team in 1970, which beat Italy 4-1 in the World Cup final. Seamus considers this the benchmark for any cup final game. This video shows some highlights of Brazil’s World Cup performance.

And the video, back from when Brazil was stupendously good (the game was in Mexico City):

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There is, of course a Wikipedia entry on this game:

With this third win after their 1958 and 1962 World Cup victories, Brazil became the world’s most successful national football team at that time, surpassing both Italy and Uruguay, who each had two championships. The third title earned Brazil the right to retain the Jules Rimet Trophy permanently.(However, it was stolen in 1983 while on display in Rio de Janeiro and never recovered.) Brazilian coach Mário Zagallo was the first footballer to become World Cup champion as a player (1958, 1962) and a coach, and Pelé ended his World Cup playing career as the first (and so far only) three-time winner.

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Saturday: Hili dialogue

July 12, 2014 • 2:44 am

Today there’s a very artistic and wonderful picture of the Furry Princess of Poland:

A: I see a cat in a tunnel.
Hili: You are ruining everything.
A: Why?
Hili: I’m hunting. I’m using the apple as bait. Maybe something will come to it.

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In Polish:

A: Ja: Widzę kota w tunelu.
Hili: Wszystko psujesz.
Ja: Dlaczego?
Hili: Poluję z przynętą, może coś przyjdzie do tego jabłka.

A good cat mom

July 11, 2014 • 2:25 pm

As always, I try to end the work week (not mine, which never seems to end) with something nice, i.e., catty. Here’s a great cat mom rescuing her kitten in distress as it goes down a slide. As she takes it up, another kitten begins its descent.

But how did they get up there in the first place? Oh, I just found out; here are the notes from the video:

Kittens that are living in my old playhouse are learning how to go down the slide. Momma Dove isn’t happy about it.
Added notes: The cat gave birth up there, I didn’t put them up there. I blocked off the top of the slide, they got around it, I blocked it off better, and finally kept them safe. They got on the slide themselves and even after falling off when I wasn’t there, they still kept getting back on. I did help the kitten at the end back up. I love my babies, so shut up about the animal abuse crap.

p.s. I have a feeling I’ve published this before, but even so it’s worth seeing again.

p.p.s. Footie tomorrow!

h/t: gravelinspector