Monday: Hili dialogue

July 14, 2014 • 3:05 am

A week from today I will be visiting the Furry Princess of Poland and, of course, her staff. Fortuitiously, my visit will coincide with the beginning of the cherry harvest in Dobrzyn, so I expect I will eat more cherry pie in a week than I have over the last several years. I’m also bringing my Hili shirt so we can check its resemblance to Her Majesty.

And yay! The Feline Navel of the World is waiting for me:

A: Are you asleep?
Hili: No, I’m counting.
A: What are you counting?
Hili: The number of days before Jerry comes.

(Jerry: Only seven, Hili!)

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In Polish:

Ja: Śpisz?
Hili: Nie, liczę.
Ja: Co liczysz?
Hili: Ile jeszcze dni pozostało do przyjazdu Jerrego.

 

A militant atheist

July 13, 2014 • 12:53 pm

This is the image that faitheists, accommodationists, and believers have when it comes to Our Own Satan. It was produced by Ben Goren, who calls it “Richard Dawkins, Militant Atheist,” who sent it with the note:

The opening sentence of that execrable bit of nonsense by Nury Vittachi that you’ve got as the top post right now inspired me to fire up the ‘Shop.

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I”m sure you’ve seen the original of this meme.

 

 

 

 

 

I’m sure you’ve seen the meme.

Any happening does not happen: Zen Maru

July 13, 2014 • 11:18 am

This is the feline equivalent of Andy Warhol’s “Empire“, enlivened by “mugumogu’s” (Maru’s owner’s) comment on the video, titled “Maru is sleeping in the box“:

Any happening does not happen.
Maru sleeps in the box peacefully.

That’s very profound—and soothing, even if it is the end-stage of Maru’s Syndrome.

He cannot help but enter.

h/t: Grania

Confused science writer claims that atheists might not exist

July 13, 2014 • 8:40 am

Here we go again, and I’m beginning to question the wisdom of taking on atheist-bashing articles. The readership here is nowhere near as large as at the places such articles are published, and, more important, they rarely say anything new. So I constantly recycle my refutations of claims that have been recycled by theists or faitheists. There’s only so many ways you can argue for God or bash atheists.

The piece I’m highlighting today, however, is slightly different, for it makes the astonishing claim that atheists probably don’t even exist. Well, that’s an exaggeration, for it turns out that the author construes as “religious” all manner of things that most people don’t see as religious. And those of us who reject gods will be surprised at the dumb ways the author claims that we’re really religious on some level.

Over at Science 2.0, the piece is “Scientists discover that atheists might not exist, and that’s not a joke“, by Nury Vittachi.

Here is Nuri’s bio from the site, which leaves it unclear whether he’s a believer or not. But he’s clearly steeped in faith.

 

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And here is Vittachi’s thesis (my emphasis):

 Cognitive scientists are becoming increasingly aware that a metaphysical outlook may be so deeply ingrained in human thought processes that it cannot be expunged.

While this idea may seem outlandish—after all, it seems easy to decide not to believe in God—evidence from several disciplines indicates that what you actually believe is not a decision you make for yourself. Your fundamental beliefs are decided by much deeper levels of consciousness, and some may well be more or less set in stone.

This line of thought has led to some scientists claiming that “atheism is psychologically impossible because of the way humans think,” says Graham Lawton, an avowed atheist himself, writing in the New Scientist. “They point to studies showing, for example, that even people who claim to be committed atheists tacitly hold religious beliefs, such as the existence of an immortal soul.”

This shouldn’t come as a surprise, since we are born believers, not atheists, scientists say. Humans are pattern-seekers from birth, with a belief in karma, or cosmic justice, as our default setting. “A slew of cognitive traits predisposes us to faith,” writes Pascal Boyer in Nature, the science journal, adding that people “are only aware of some of their religious ideas”.

In other words, we’re hard-wired for supernaturalism, and even if we aren’t believers, we really are, because we’re only dimly aware of our religious tendencies.

This is a surprise to me. I am not superstitious, have no believe in God or anything metaphysical like “immortal souls”, and know lots of similar people, many who comment on this site. How can atheists not exist when they seem to be all around us? Well, it’s because Vittachi, by stretching the definition of the adjective “religious,” manages to find something numinoous in all of us. Here is a list of the traits that supposedly make us not atheists. (Vittachi’s words are indented in the following.)

1. We tell ourselves narratives about our lives.

Scientists have discovered that “invisible friends” are not something reserved for children. We all have them, and encounter them often in the form of interior monologues. As we experience events, we mentally tell a non-present listener about it.

The imagined listener may be a spouse, it may be Jesus or Buddha or it may be no one in particular. It’s just how the way the human mind processes facts. The identity, tangibility or existence of the listener is irrelevant.

That’s just hogwash. An interior monologue doesn’t mean that it’s directed at someone other than ourselves; it’s just a way of processing what we experience. And to equate that with the “invisible friend” of God is ludicrous. No more need be said.

2. Many people are spiritual.

In the United States, 38% of people who identified themselves as atheist or agnostic went on to claim to believe in a God or a Higher Power (Pew Forum, “Religion and the Unaffiliated”, 2012).

While the UK is often defined as an irreligious place, a recent survey by Theos, a think tank, found that very few people—only 13 per cent of adults—agreed with the statement “humans are purely material beings with no spiritual element”. For the vast majority of us, unseen realities are very present.

When researchers asked people whether they had taken part in esoteric spiritual practices such as having a Reiki session or having their aura read, the results were almost identical (between 38 and 40%) for people who defined themselves as religious, non-religious or atheist.

The implication is that we all believe in a not dissimilar range of tangible and intangible realities. Whether a particular brand of higher consciousness is included in that list (“I believe in God”, “I believe in some sort of higher force”, “I believe in no higher consciousness”) is little more than a detail.

Little more than a detail? And “we all believe in a not dissimilar range of tangible and intangible realities”?  (The “not/un” phrase, by the way, reminds me of Orwell’s parody of that usage: “The not unblack dog ran over the not ungreen grass.”) But what on earth does that sentence mean? How “not dissimilar”? And if a reality is tangible, in terms of being discernible through observation and reason, it’s not religious.

Note, too, that if 38% of atheists or agnostics (probably mostly the latter) who believe in a God, that means that 62% don’t—hardly the complete absence of atheism that Vittachi claims.  And of course while Reiki and homeopathy are based, like religion, on faith (belief without evidence), they are not the same thing as theism, which accepts a supernatural “being” who is to be proptiated and who generally propounds a moral code. That’s not the same thing as thinking that having needles stuck in your body will cure arthritis.

And this claim is simply stupid as well:

If a tendency to believe in the reality of an intangible network is so deeply wired into humanity, the implication is that it must have an evolutionary purpose. Social scientists have long believed that the emotional depth and complexity of the human mind means that mindful, self-aware people necessarily suffer from deep existential dread. Spiritual beliefs evolved over thousands of years as nature’s way to help us balance this out and go on functioning.

If a loved one dies, even many anti-religious people usually feel a need for a farewell ritual, complete with readings from old books and intoned declarations that are not unlike prayers. In war situations, commanders frequently comment that atheist soldiers pray far more than they think they do.

Really?  An evolutionary “purpose”? If Vittachi has read Boyer, as he claims, he’ll know that Boyer, as do many of us, see religion or belief in deities as spandrels: byproducts of an evolved brain but not hard-wired into it. Children, for example, do not come to belief in God without indoctrination.

But religion might well be the byproduct of evolved tendencies: tendencies to see agency (as Boyer thinks), to be credulous when we’re young (it’s adaptive to believe what your elders tell you), or to deal with our unique and dispiriting knowledge of mortality. But we can overcome all these tendencies, and many of us atheists have. Certainly most of the readers of this site go on functioning perfectly well knowing that we’re going to die without an afterlife, and believing pretty confidently that there is no God.

As for funerals, I go to them, but only to have a foregathering of friends with whom I mourn the loss of another. Of course we feel awful when a friend, relative, or loved one dies, and we’re social animals who get solace from the presence of others. Ergo we have wakes, funerals, and whatever “ritual” is involved in burying and mourning the dead. Is that religious? I don’t think so. And I’d like to see the data about “atheists in foxholes” that Vittachi reports.

3. People feel interconnected. 

Why is this so? Religious folk attend weekly lectures on morality, read portions of respected books about the subject on a daily basis and regularly discuss the subject in groups, so it would be inevitable that some of this guidance sinks in.

There is also the notion that the presence of an invisible moralistic presence makes misdemeanors harder to commit. “People who think they are being watched tend to behave themselves and cooperate more,” says the New Scientist’s Lawton. “Societies that chanced on the idea of supernatural surveillance were likely to have been more successful than those that didn’t, further spreading religious ideas.”

This is not simply a matter of religious folk having a metaphorical angel on their shoulder, dispensing advice. It is far deeper than that—a sense of interconnectivity between all things. If I commit a sin, it is not an isolated event but will have appropriate repercussions. This idea is common to all large scale faith groups, whether it is called karma or simply God ensuring that you “reap what you sow”.

So what? Religion is a form of social control, and if you do good simply on the grounds that you’ll go to heaven, or that God is watching, I’d call that a pretty superficial basis for morality. Besides, as I said, we’re social animals and feel interconnected, and we have rules for how to behave (probably both evolved and culturally developed) that rest on our behavior having social repercussions. That doesn’t mean we’re religious, or cannot be true atheists. Many of us are moral because we think that our behavior has social consequences, and that we should approve or disapprove of behaviors that have good or bad social consequences.

4. Narratives tend to have “happy endings”.

It’s not that a deity appears directly in tales. It is that the fundamental basis of stories appears to be the link between the moral decisions made by the protagonists and the same characters’ ultimate destiny. The payback is always appropriate to the choices made. An unnamed, unidentified mechanism ensures that this is so, and is a fundamental element of stories—perhaps the fundamental element of narratives.

In children’s stories, this can be very simple: the good guys win, the bad guys lose. In narratives for older readers, the ending is more complex, with some lose ends left dangling, and others ambiguous. Yet the ultimate appropriateness of the ending is rarely in doubt. If a tale ended with Harry Potter being tortured to death and the Dursley family dancing on his grave, the audience would be horrified, of course, but also puzzled: that’s not what happens in stories. Similarly, in a tragedy, we would be surprised if King Lear’s cruelty to Cordelia did not lead to his demise.

Indeed, it appears that stories exist to establish that there exists a mechanism or a person—cosmic destiny, karma, God, fate, Mother Nature—to make sure the right thing happens to the right person. Without this overarching moral mechanism, narratives become records of unrelated arbitrary events, and lose much of their entertainment value. In contrast, the stories which become universally popular appear to be carefully composed records of cosmic justice at work.

. . .  While some bleak stories are well-received by critics, they rarely win mass popularity among readers or moviegoers. Stories without the appropriate outcome mechanism feel incomplete. The purveyor of cosmic justice is not just a cast member, but appears to be the hidden heart of the show.

Again, this is not necessarily an expression of karma, or the working out of divine justice. An atheists’s love of happy endings comes from our inculcated and inherited feelings of fairness.  As Paul Bloom and others have shown, we show feelings of inequity from a young age, and animals show them as well (see the wonderful video of capuchin monkeys that Frans de Waal often mentions).  If the good is not rewarded, or the bad not punished, that violates our sense of fairness. That makes us unsatisfied, and that’s why we like stories with happy endings. In fact, I think this is a much better explanation than one involving God or karma.

5. We lack the free will to choose atheism.

Of course these findings do not prove that it is impossible to stop believing in God. What they do indicate, quite powerfully, is that we may be fooling ourselves if we think that we are making the key decisions about what we believe, and if we think we know how deeply our views pervade our consciousnesses. It further suggests that the difference between the atheist and the non-atheist viewpoint is much smaller than probably either side perceives. Both groups have consciousnesses which create for themselves realities which include very similar tangible and intangible elements. It may simply be that their awareness levels and interpretations of certain surface details differ.

Well of course “we” don’t make decisions about what we believe: the laws of physics do (those include, of course, the influences of our environment and other people). But so what? Does that mean that people can’t be genuine atheists, lacking belief in God? Of course not!

As for the difference between atheism and non-atheism being small because we’re influenced by forces we don’t understand, that’s just crazy. It’s like saying that the difference between psychopaths and “normal” people is very small because they’re also influenced by such forces. Or the difference between someone like Bill Gates and Bernie Madoff. Different genes and different environments can produce big differences in morphology, in physiology, in culture, and in beliefs.

As for the last two sentences of Vittachi’s paragraph above, they’re simply bafflegab: they don’t say anything, and certainly don’t suggest that differences between atheists and nonatheists are much smaller than we think. For one thing, atheists don’t kill each other over differences in what we think our favorite deity wants us to do.

There’s more to Vittachi’s piece, but it’s equally dire, but I really don’t want to go on. I’m starting to realize that I really don’t need to debunk this stuff, as you readers well know how to do it yourselves, and can do it on your blogs, your Facebook page, or whatever.

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Finally, there’s Vittachi’s inevitable ending about how we need to talk to each other, get along, and that the truth is somewhere in the middle:

       In the meantime, it might be wise for religious folks to refrain from teasing atheist friends who accidentally say something about their souls. And it might be equally smart for the more militant of today’s atheists to stop teasing religious people at all.

We might all be a little more spiritual than we think.

Yep, that’s the happy ending that journalists all love.  But really, religious people “teasing” us for our atheism? I don’t know when I’ve last been “teased” by a believer. “Excoriated” or “vilified” is more like it.  On the other side of the religious teasers are the “militant atheists” who, says Vittachi, should stop “teasing religious people” completely. In other words, we should shut the hell up about religion.

Vittachi doesn’t seem to understand that the theist-atheist discourse is a serious one, one that bears not on the most pervasive superstition in the world, but on how we support what we believe, on the malign influences of religion, and on beliefs that have serious consequences—not just for society, but for many people’s conceptions of how to behave and what will happen to them when they die. I see it as the most important intellectual debate of our time, for it’s a debate that has weighty consequences in the real world, and whose resolution will affect what happens to our future. One of the biggest threats to our planet now is religion, particularly the extreme versions of Islam that are violently opposed to secular reason and society. Tell me, Mr. Vittachi, are we supposed to stop “teasing” Muslims?

h/t: Nikki

A reminder of Da Roolz

July 13, 2014 • 8:13 am

I get the feeling that many new readers here don’t know about “Da Roolz”—the guidelines for posting here—and I can’t really blame them, as they’re located on the sidebar (at this site) and there’s no way to alert someone coming here for the first time that such guidelines exist. Short of putting up a “Read Da Roolz” post once a week, I’m not sure what else I can do.

But I want to emphasize again that new posters should read them, and also to reiterate one rule in particular: rule #16.

16. Please do not use this site to promote your project, book, website, and so on, or to raise money for your cause. If you think there’s a cause that deserves my attention, by all means email me.

As this place becomes more popular, I’m getting more requests to publicize peoples’ projects. It’s one thing to say, “I want to call your attention to this project,” but another to say, “I’d appreciate it if you’d post about my project/book/e-begging scheme, etc.” The first is simply a polite notice, the second is importuning, and it feels like pressure.

Now there are worthy causes that I publicize when they come to my attention, and I see that as part of my responsibility. But if you are promoting a cause you see as worthy, please just call it to my attention, and don’t tell me I should post about it (especially if that request is accompanied by fulsome flattery, which I detest).

I’ll clarify #16 now to reflect the above.  But under no circumstances should you ever tell me that I should or must post about something, or that my readers will certainly want to know about your exciting news/project/photos.  Just submit stuff for my consideration without the importuning, flattery, or the like. Professor Ceiling Cat will make the decision.
Thanks,
The management

 

 

Readers’ wildlife photos

July 13, 2014 • 6:25 am

There are three contributions today; click all photos to enlarge.

First, from reader Dom, a plume moth (a species new to me). His notes and photo:

You may like this plume moth – Pterophoridae – photographed on a curtain in daylight. It was hard to get it all in focus & not disturb it. This is Amblyptilia acanthadactyla. It is found across Europe. Plume moths are so bizarre – some have really diaphanous wings like feathers.

Identifying moths & indeed any insects is not easy from even a very good book: there are 2717 species of moths & butterflies listed on the UK moths website.

What a strange creature! I wonder why its wings are so narrow.

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Reader John in Ethiopia sent some photos of wild primates. This species is endemic to one small area:

 I attach a couple of other photos, this time of a family of Gelada monkeys [Theropithecus gelada] in Ethiopia’s Simien [JAC:!!] Mountains. I particularly like this because of the way it seems to show neoteny in action. The Gelada were originally called “baboons”, because of the doglike snout, but the baby could easily be a chimp, and is not so different in appearance from some human infants I have seen!

It’s called a “monkey” instead of a baboon because it’s in its own genus that differs from Papio, the genus of baboons.  But it’s a close relative, and some workers do classify this species as a baboon. That is a semantic decision, even if Papio and Theropithecus are sister groups (each other’s closest relatives).

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From an article in Smithsonian on geladas:

Male geladas are the size of large dogs, weighing 50 to 60 pounds. Females are about half as big. Both sexes have a bald, hourglass-shaped patch of skin on their chests that telegraphs a male’s social status and a female’s reproductive stage. Depending on hormone levels, the color ranges from meek eraser pink to fiery red. Males’ patches are brightest during their sexual prime, Beehner and her husband, University of Michigan biologist Thore Bergman, have found, and females’ chest patches blister when they are in estrus. (They are also called “bleeding-heart baboons,” though they are actually monkeys.)

[JAC: Baboons are monkeys! This is a mistake on the part of the authors. “Monkeys” comprise all primates in the suborder Haplorrhini and infraorder Simiiformes (simians) excluding the lower category of the superfamily Hominoidea (the apes), which itself includes ourselves, orangs, chimps, gorillas, bonobos, gibbons, and siamangs. Monkeys are found in both the New and Old Worlds, while apes, all tailless, are found only in the Old World. Baboons are not in the Hominodea and have tails, albeit short ones, ergo they’re monkeys. Note that, contrary to what many people think, humans are almost always classified as apes, though some people create their own grouping for them.]

Groups of sullen-looking bachelor monkeys lurk outside the herds. These juveniles are similar to adolescent street gangs, and Chadden Hunter, an Australian researcher who began studying geladas in the late 1990s, dubbed two such groups the “Sharks” and the “Jets,” à la West Side Story. Fiona Rogers took such a liking to the bachelors’ hangdog looks that her partner says he felt a stab of jealousy. “I was a little worried,” Shah says.. . . geladas are very social. Herds can be enormous—up to 1,200 individuals. But most interactions occur within a harem, composed of a leader male, two to a dozen females and their young. The females are related to each other, and they sometimes turn on the leader if he is grooming them insufficiently, not protecting them or otherwise shirking his duties.

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Their range:

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Finally, an absolutely gorgeous Idaho sunset contributed by reader Stephen Barnard:

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Today’s footie (felid picks Germany to win)

July 13, 2014 • 4:25 am

This is the Big Day: the day that Argentina plays Germany for the World Cup. The time of broadcast appears to have changed: it’s the normal afternoon time—2 p.m. Chicago time—and the game will be broadcast in the US on ABC. (I’m not sure if 2 pm is game time or simply the start of the broadcast.)

My heart is with Argentina, but my head tells me that Germany is going to take this one (and with that I’ll lose a wager and give up a book). Today’s New York Times has a long article on Messi, “Adept. Yes. Adored? Not yet.“, comparing him to Maradona and explaining why Messi isn’t as beloved in his home country as was Maradona. But that will change, it says, if Argentina wins today.

But the winner of our contest from several weeks ago—the person who comes closest to the final score with the right teams—will get an awesome autographed copy of WEIT with a soccer-playing cat drawn in. I have the spreadsheet, but if you hit it on the nose do email me with your mailing address.

And you can guess today’s outcome and score if you wish, though the deadline for the contest is long gone.

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And, if you’re into these psychic animals, here’s one that’s at least a felid (thanks to reader Dennis for the link). Izzie the Ocelot has picked Germany to win the World Cup:

And yesterday’s result is below. I found the game boring, the play dirty, the refs incompetent, and Robben diving often enough that he should be doing that for the Dutch diving team in the Olympics. Brazil once again showed nothing.

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Here are yesterday’s highlights, such as they were; click on the screenshot for the video. I’ve shown the second goal, by Daley Blind, which was lovely: one touch to stop the ball, another to settle it, and then a kick into the goal with his weaker foot. It’s his first goal in international competition:

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The animated Google Doodle (click on the screenshot), shows not only all the flags waving in the audience, but, if you click on the big screen, each of the 32 teams will appear in sequence (one per click):

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And, finally, the faithful can’t leave the World Cup alone, of course, or resist using it to proselytize. I have friends visiting Australia, and they emailed me this photo with a short note:

I attach this photo–found outside the Central Baptist Church near our hotel in Sydney. We think it could be the cover for your book.

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