Gad, the Catholic Church is dreadful: the most immoral and perfidious religion on Earth besides Islam. It just can’t stop sticking its nose into people’s private lives, and visiting oppression on gays, women, and the many children who have been the victim of the church’s sexual predators. My only consolation is that some day the Church will dwindle to a useless remnant like the human appendix. And it makes me happy that the Vatican knows this, and is desperate to stop its slide into irrelevance.
Yet the off-putting nonsense that spews from the Vatican continues to amaze me. The latest is their pronouncement on—or rather condemnation of—the assisted dying of Brittany Maynard.
Two days ago I wrote about the heartbreaking but courageous decision of Maynard, a 29-year-old American with terminal brain cancer, to end her life by taking barbiturates. She did this to forestall the inevitable but gruesome death that comes from glioblastoma. She was bright, eloquent, and had everything to live for had not an errant tumor invaded her brain. In the end, she had as good a death as one might expect from her illness. Brittany was a role model for everyone in an end-of-life situation
Except, of course, for the Catholic Church.
As The Independent reports, the Vatican is carping about Maynard’s decision. The church, after all, regards suicide, whatever the situation, as sinful, equivalent to murder. Here’s an excerpt from its Declaration on Euthanasia:
Intentionally causing one’s own death, or suicide, is therefore equally as wrong as murder; such an action on the part of a person is to be considered as a rejection of God’s sovereignty and loving plan.
And a 1995 statement by John Paul II declared that those who assist in “euthanasia” can also be guilty of murder. In other words, Maynard and her doctor will go to hell (even though she, at least, wasn’t a Catholic):
I confirm that euthanasia is a grave violation of the law of God, since it is the deliberate and morally unacceptable killing of a human person. This doctrine is based upon the natural law and upon the written word of God, is transmitted by the Church’s Tradition and taught by the ordinary and universal Magisterium. . . Depending on the circumstances, this practice involves the malice proper to suicide or murder.
The Declaration on Euthanasia explains the twisted logic behind the conviction that God wants you to suffer right up to the end:
. . . According to Christian teaching, however, suffering, especially suffering during the last moments of life, has a special place in God’s saving plan; it is in fact a sharing in Christ’s passion and a union with the redeeming sacrifice which He offered in obedience to the Father’s will.
What hogwash: a doctrine, based on a fairy tale, that has caused innumerable people to suffer needlessly. Mother Teresa was the instantiation of this “suffering-is-holy” paradigm.
So, of course, here’s the Church’s reaction to Maynard’s sensible decision (from the Independent). The stupidity is embodied in the quote I’ve bolded:
The Vatican has condemned cancer patient Brittany Maynard’s decision to end her life, describing assisted suicide as an “absurdity”.
. . . the Vatican’s bioethics chief told the ANSA news agency that “dignity is something other than putting an end to one’s own life” and branded assisted suicide “reprehensible”.
Monsignor Ignacio Carrasco de Paula, head of the Pontifical Academy for Life, said: “This woman (took her own life) thinking she would die with dignity, but this is the error.
“Suicide is not a good thing, it is a bad thing because it is saying no to life and to everything it means with respect to our mission in the world and towards those around us.”
Father Carrasco de Paula cautioned that he was not judging individuals “but the gesture in and of itself should be condemned”.
In the case of Brittany Maynard, it was indeed saying “no” not to life, but life with intractable suffering—an existence no longer worth living. And what, exactly, would have been her “mission” in the last few weeks of intractable pain? To re-enact the sufferings of Jesus? That, in fact, is the Vatican’s ridiculous answer.
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But of course we also have the benighted, who can’t take the trouble to find out the facts without adding their two cents’ worth:

h/t: Grania