Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Anselm

December 31, 2014 • 5:17 am

In today’s strip, the Jesus and Mo artist picks out the fatal flaw in the Ontological Argument for God:

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I’m baffled that the Ontological Argument had any traction among philosophers (theologians, of course, are polluted by confirmation bias), especially after science arose. There’s simply no way that one can prove the existence of something by logic alone, absent any empirical observation.  The shorter refutation of the argument is “existence is not a property of a being or object.”

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

December 31, 2014 • 1:22 am

Professor Ceiling Cat is headed off for four days today, and posts may be thin on the ground unless Grania, Greg, and Matthew take up the cudgels. Meanwhile, in Dobrzyn, Hili is prognosticating. I hope she sees a slimmer moggie in her future!

A: Why are you studying the calendar?
Hili: I’m checking to see what’s going to happen next year.

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 In Polish:
Ja: Czemu się tak przyglądasz?
Hili: Patrzę co się wydarzy w przyszłym roku.

A birthday song (and photo)

December 30, 2014 • 12:24 pm

Reader Natalie, a professional harpsichordist, performed a birthday song for me: “The Fly,” which appears on YouTube with the following note:

After “Le Moucheron” by François Couperin (1668-1733)

It is cold in Europe today. The fly settled on my hand and expected me to play slowly so it wouldn’t fall off.

Be sure to listen all the way to the end.

An update: Birthday greetings from Toncho, the owner of Lubo (shown here) and Vassy. Toncho, you may recall, is the 18-year-old Bulgarian Siamese cat who has a desperate desire to nom cucumbers:

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Olive python ingests juvenile wallaby

December 30, 2014 • 11:00 am

Trigger warning: Nature red in tooth and claw.

Reader Richard sent a link to an article by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) showing an olive python swallowing a juvenile wallaby (the species of wallaby is unspecified). The ingestion took place near the town of Katherine, 320 km. south of Darwin.

Quotes from the article are indented; all photos are by Paul O’Neill/NT Parks and Wildlife:

Paul O’Neill, a ranger at the Nitmiluk National Park near Katherine, was on patrol early on Monday when he noticed a cacophony of bird noises nearby the tourist visitor centre.

Upon investigating the scene, Mr O’Neill found an olive python in the throes of attempting to swallow an agile wallaby joey.

He managed to take these photos of the python doing its best to chow down on the not so bite-sized meal.

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Greg Smith from the Territory Wildlife Park said the snake had almost bitten off more than it could chew with this particular menu item.

“That is about the biggest prey it could eat,” he said.

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“That wallaby would take about five to seven days to digest completely and the snake would go and hide for at least a month.

“The snake is of medium build and would probably start to hunt for more tucker within four to eight weeks, depending on the snake.”

Mr Smith said from past experience with breeding and dealing with hundreds of snakes, they have different appetites.

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“Some snakes will start looking for food even if they are overweight and have just eaten, but on average that meal would be sufficient to sustain that snake for at least three months,” he said.

It downed the damn thing!

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The olive python (Liasis olivaceous) is described by the site Snake Ranch as “a large, powerful snake, and is not recommended for beginners, or young keepers.” It adds that

We would not recommend it as a first snake due to the combination of large size and aggressive, and sometimes borderline psychopathic, feeding response. But for the experienced and capable keeper who can work around these tendencies, this is a very attractive species that shows a lot of character. But make no mistake – this is a species with one thing on its mind every time its enclosure is opened: food!

The last part sounds a bit like Hili! I’ll ask Greg to comment about this incident and the snake’s swallowing abilities.

Comments by Greg: Snakes are famous for their ability, unlike most other animals, to eat things bigger than their heads. This is because their skulls (unlike, say, ours) have many points of mobility: their jaws (both upper and lower) are not sutured to one another in front, allowing them, especially the lower, to gape very widely; the upper jaw is only loosely attached to the braincase; each jaw has multiple bones that can move relative to one another; and the quadrate bone of the skull, upon which the lower jaw articulates, can move relative to the rest of the skull. When feeding, a snake “walks” its jaws over the prey, alternately moving the right then left sides forward on the prey, with the recurved teeth preventing the prey from slipping or pulling out of the mouth. The body and digestive tract are also quite stretchy. Here’s a picture I used in a previous discussion of this topic here at WEIT:

Snake jaw. The blue ellipses indicate regions of mobility (and note that the lower jaw connection to the other side is only ligamentous. (From http://borbl426-526.blogspot.com/2012/03/lab-6-serpentes-ophidia-dan-paluh-and.html)
Snake skull. The blue ellipses indicate regions of mobility (and note that the lower jaw connection to the other side is only ligamentous. (From http://borbl426-526.blogspot.com/2012/03/lab-6-serpentes-ophidia-dan-paluh-and.html)

The one thing in the account that didn’t sound right to me was the claim that the wallaby would be digested in 5-7 days– this seems awfully fast. Checking some literature quickly, I see a hare digested by a python in warm temperatures in that time frame, but a hare is a lot smaller than a wallaby. I’d guess it might be up to twice as long as that, but it would depend on the temperataure; digestion rates do vary a lot with temperature. It is true that pythons will take a lot of time off between meals. I’ve often heard it said, but don’t know how good the data to support it is, that a really big constrictor will eat one very big meal a year.

As far as pets go, I wouldn’t recommend an olive python, but I do recommend ball pythons (Python regius). They don’t get very big, whole animals (rats, mice) provide a balanced diet, they don’t bask (so do not need special lighting), and almost all are captive bred (no conservation concerns, plus they are docile and readily eat already dead food items). In fact, they’re what I recommend to beginning reptile enthusiasts.

For more on the basic biology and natural history of snakes, I recommend: Greene, H.W. 1997. Snakes: The Evolution of Mystery in Nature. University of California Press, Berkeley; and Ernst, C.H. & G.R. Zug. 1996. Snakes in Question. Smithsonian Institution Press, Washington, DC.

h/t: Richard

Spot the palm squirrel!

December 30, 2014 • 8:30 am

I’ve become quite enamored with the local squirrel-equivalent here, the northern palm squirrel, which has the appropriate Latin binomial of Funambulus pennantii. As one reader pointed out yesterday, it looks like a chipmunk, but with a bushy tail, and acts like a European squirrel, living in trees and apparently able—as I observed in the gorgeous Lodi Gardens today—to easily climb straight up the walls of a Muslim tomb. Here’s one that I photographed:

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A reader also said they’re sacred to Hindus, and I asked about that. They’re not really sacred in the same sense as cows are, but, as recounted in the Ramayana, they do figure in Hindu mythology. When Prince Rama (an incarnation of Vishnu) found that his wife Sita had been kidnapped by the evil Ravana, his friends, including Hanuman the monkey god and even a lowly palm squirrel, helped construct a bridge to Lanka (Sri Lanka, the abode of Ravana), and rescued Sita.

In return, Rama gratefully patted the palm squirrel on its back, and his handprints became the squirrel’s stripes. And that, O Best Beloved, is How the Palm Squirrel Got His Stripes. You won’t read that in the Just So Stories, but the mythology is real.  And here’s the squirrel’s divine pat on the back:

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Now to the point of this post. Both of the photos below have a hidden palm squirrel in them. Can you spot it? The first was taken at the Indian Cultural Centre:

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This one was taken on a 15th-century tomb at the Lodi Gardens. Can you spot the squirrelS here? There are actually TWO  THREE, two much easier to see than the other.

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Indian signs

December 30, 2014 • 7:00 am

This is but a small sample of Indian signs that struck my funnybone.  Indian English is often heavily influenced by British usage, for, after all, the British controlled this subcontinent for about two centuries. The effect on language can be hilarious, as in this sign we saw in a small roadside restaurant near Calcutta.

Lodging and fooding

“Fooding” has become a favorite word of mine. I’m going to start saying “it’s time for fooding!” before meals.

I saw the sign below in the Jute Exhibition tent at the annual Poush Mela fair in Santiniketan:

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I will never say no to jute again! After all, it is, among all things on Earth, the one gift nature has vouchsafed humanity.

Below is a fairly common sign, which I’m going to place on Da Roolz page. Another English legacy are the signs on some walls that say, “Stick no bills.”

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I found the sign below at the entrance of a mosque in Bandel, which had a water tank for pre-worship ablutions that also contained goldfish. “Paddy” is rice, and the “parched” version is puffed, much like the puffed-rice cereal one gets in America:

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Many taxis in Calcutta simply refuse to take potential customers where they want to go. This can be because the distance is too small or the destination is in an inconvenient part of town. The practice, which angers many Indians, has spawned a genre of cabs that abjure the practice, proudly displaying these hand-painted words on their side:

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Finally, this sign is not for amusement, but shows what porters charge to carry your bags at the famous Howrah railway station in Calcutta. Notice that loads are often carried on the head: it’s quite a sight to see porters carrying three or four huge suitcases balanced on their cranium. The rates are in rupees, withthe current rate set at about 65 rupees to the dollar, so you can see that prices are very low here.

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Tuesday: Hili dialogue

December 30, 2014 • 5:00 am

Grania here.

Today there are special greetings from Dobrzyn (including from Cyrus) to mark the zenith of Koynezaa.

A: What are you going to give Jerry for his birthday?
Hili: What else? My picture with him wearing his shirt with my image on it. Happy birthday, Jerry!

Jerry and Hili

In Polish:

Ja: Co dasz Jerremu na jego urodziny?
Hili: Jak to co? Moje zdjęcie z nim w jego koszuli z moim wizerunkiem.

Happy birthday, Jerry!