Due to the press of work, I’ve sorely neglected Jeffrey Tayler’s secular Sunday sermons in Salon. With his latest piece, timorously called “Make them shut up about God: The right-wing’s religious delusions are killing us—and them,” he’s solidifying his position as a latter-day Mencken.
Although the piece is mostly about the Republican Presidential candidates’ perennial God-osculation, which Tayler calls a “crazy-house carnival of lurid grotesquerie,” he starts off with a few swipes at the Pontiff:
These are trying times for rationalist rejecters of make-believe celestial tyrants and human-authored “magic” books.
A paunchy old man in a white frock and beanie (aka Pope Francis), who happens to preside over an obscenely wealthy institution (the Catholic Church) riddled with practicing child molesters, flies to the world’s first secular republic and receives not torrents of abuse and cries for impeachment, but a reception befitting a head of state (which he is, thanks only to the fascist government of Mussolini and the Lateran Treaty).During his visit, said frocked and beanied pontiff utters soothing verbiage about tolerance and rights and the need to welcome refugees, yet the Vatican itself has taken in a total of one Syrian family (and a Christian one, of course). Aware of mounting criticism to his organization’s penchant for aiding, abetting and sheltering child molesters, he nevertheless lauds his bishops for their courage, “self-criticism” and “great sacrifice” in having to deal with their proliferating child abuse cases, thereby outraging their victims. (This, just after it emerged that Syracuse Bishop Robert Cunningham, in sworn testimony delivered in a federal court, has de facto blamed such victims for their own molestation.) Speaking before a joint session of Congress, the pontiff then proffers insipid banalities and gets standing ovations, and has the gall to preach about the welfare of children.
For a truly horrifying look at one Catholic bishop, click on the word “blamed” above.
At the end, Tayler criticizes reporters’ tendency to avoid questioning candidates about religion, and offers his own questions:
Sample questions to be put to pietistic contenders for the White House: What makes you believe in God? Do you hear voices? See visions? Do you believe God answers your prayers? If so, please provide objective evidence. Why is, say, the Bible or the Torah better than the Quran? Does not the eternal hellfire the supposedly merciful Jesus promised sinners epitomize Constitutionally prohibited cruel and unusual punishment? If you consider the Bible a reliable guide for your personal life, may I ask if would you slaughter your child on God’s command (as Abraham was prepared to do)? Would you stone your daughter to death for not being a virgin on her wedding night? If not, why not? What scriptural authority can you cite for following your “Holy Book” in some cases, but not in others?
And what about Balaam’s jabbering donkey? Please explain how 21st century humans are to take such a tale seriously.
Of course, those questions will never be asked, and for obvious reasons. But if a candidate were a Raelian or Scientologist, or for that matter a 9-11 truther or UFO-abduction believer, you can be that they’d be asked about those faith-based beliefs. The days in which candidates didn’t want to discuss their religion, as in the case of Harry Truman or JFK, are gone. Now they can’t shut up about it—and the American public is eating it up. What has changed?
h/t: John C.





































