Saturday: Hili dialogue

December 26, 2015 • 6:00 am

Well, we made it through Christmas, and today is Boxing Day, so get out your gloves. And don’t forget that the holidays are still in progress: it’s only the second day of Coynezaa, which, with five days to go, culminates on Professor Ceiling Cat (Emeritus)’s birthday on December 30. On this day in 1846, the Donner Party, trapped in the snows of the Sierra Nevada, began eating each other’s bodies; and, on December 26, 1888, Marie and Pierre Curie announced the isolation of radium. Writer Henry Miller was born on this day in 1891, and, in 1974, Jack Benny died at the age of 80.  Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is planning her 2016, which I suspect will be much like 2015 (food, sleep, and fusses):

A: May I sit here?
Hili: Not now. I’m making strategic plans for the next year.

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Ja: Czy mógłbym tu usiąść?
HilI: Nie teraz, zajmuję się planowaniem strategicznym na przyszły rok.

Hitch on Christmas

December 25, 2015 • 12:00 pm

As you might expect, the curmudgeonly Christopher Hitchens was none too fond of Christmas and its religious connotations.  The Independent has reprinted his essay “The true spirit of Christmas,” first published on Christmas Eve, 2011, in the Wall Street Journal. Hitchens had died nine days before that.

It behooves us heathens to not only read it, but spare a thought for that great rhetorical lion who departed four years ago.

An excerpt from the essay:

But what is all this clutter doing on the White House lawn or in the public rooms of the executive mansion, or on public property and in public schools? Quite apart from the clear stipulations of the First Amendment, this seems to me to violate the Tocquevillian principle that American religion is strictly based on the voluntary principle and neither requires nor deserves any taxpayer-funded endorsement.

It also offends – by being so much in my face, without my having requested it and in spite of polite entreaties to desist – another celebrated precept about the right to be let alone. A manger on your lawn makes me yawn. A reindeer that strays from your lawn to mine is a nuisance at any time of year. Angels and menorahs on the White House lawn are an infraction of the Establishment Clause, which is as much designed to prevent religion from being corrupted by the state as it is to protect the public square from clerical encroachment.

The “wall of separation” has to be patrolled in small things as well as big ones. When President Jefferson wrote his famous letter to the Baptists of Danbury, Connecticut, assuring them of the protection of this very wall, it was because  they had written to him, afraid of persecution  by the Congregationalists of Danbury, Connecticut.

This now seems as remote to us as a Calvinist anti-Christmas protest outside a Catholic church in Manhattan. But it is only remote because such scruple and consistency were employed to defend the principle in matters great and small.

At this time of year, Mr Jefferson would close his correspondence in words dry enough to be characteristic of him, yet somehow convivial enough to be thinkable in the mouth of  Mr Pickwick: “With the compliments of the  season.” I wouldn’t want to be tempted any further than that.

And here’s Jefferson’s letter to those Danbury Baptists (more information here and here, including how the FBI managed to uncover some emendations), with a transcript below it. For political reasons, the blocked-off section was deleted in the final version.

This is, I believe, the first use of the term “wall of separation between Church and State,” a phrase now embedded in American culture and politics.

Thomas Jefferson letter to the Danbury Baptists- Library of Congress, Manuscript Division

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h/t: Barry

Holiday noms

December 25, 2015 • 10:30 am

I haz a pie! Reader tychabrahe kindly made a delicious pie which, to my delight, she dropped off yesterday in Chicago on her way to Indiana. It is—soon to be “was”—a “Chocolate Brandy Alexander pie. It is a confection of marshmallow and whipped cream and chocolate flavored with brandy and creme de cacao.” The crust is also made of Oreo crumbs. Incredibly rich and luscious:

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I made a bit of a mess removing my large slice, but here’s a cross-section. I’m sure that, if you ask nicely, she’ll furnish the recipe in the comments. Meanwhile, excuse me while I have my Christmas indulgence:

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And reader Simon just went to a good restaurant in Chicago, taking this shot of the menu—a refreshing change from all the food “trigger warnings” you see these days. It is indeed a useful warning, but one that should send the allergic away from the restaurant:

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Merry Kitmas!: readers’ holiday cats

December 25, 2015 • 9:00 am

Well, today’s the day that people stuff themselves and give each other geegaws to celebrate the arrival of the mythological Baby Jesus on our planet. I will eat well today, too, but instead of celebrating a false god, let us celebrate the real ones: cats. In particular, readers’ cats; and thanks to everyone who sent in Christmas-themed photographs of their moggies. Professor Ceiling Cat (Emeritus) wishes everyone and their staff a grand holiday. And remember, folks, Coynezaa starts today as well, and will be in full swing through December 30.

Now on to the cats:

Mark T. sent perhaps the funniest of the Christmas cat pictures:

Here we have Ozzie, Princess, and Talon on their visit to Santa in 2002. They are siblings from the same litter and are all still with us 14 years later.

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From reader Bonnie, posted on my Facebook page:

Instead of a tree, why not decorate a cat? Donnie as a Christmas tree (couldn’t figure out how else to send this to you).

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Reader Leo sent a whole passel of cats:

Six cats, and a Christmas tree that has already lost the lower half of its needles.  A coincidence?
From left to right: Willem-Alexander, Michelangelo, Guercino, Johan Friso, Pietje, Druil.
Yes, there are six moggies in this photo. Can you spot them all?
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From reader Taskin:

A cat named Quaxo who we fostered last winter. He had a wound on his shoulder that needed to be kept covered. This Santa outfit was the only cat shirt in town!

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From reader Tom:

I am attaching a photosof my daughter’s beautiful cat, Mai Lyn.  My Lyn lives with her staff in the uptown section of Chicago (near Truman College), but is currently in Richmond, VA visiting for the holidays.

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Reader Felipe sends greetings and a cat from Mexico:

I´m very glad I found your address to share you my Xmas cat. His name is Miguelón, he´s a rescued kitten (a bully kitten who´s afraid of his own shadow). Happy Sol Invictus from the subtropical regions of Mexico.
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From reader Su:

Callie from 2013. Her godmother got it for her.
She only had to wear it for a minute.
She was not happy.

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From reader Charlie Jones:

Our cat Buster immediately found a comfortable place to nap in our Christmas tree.  The nesting instinct is strong in this one.

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From reader Smokedpaprika:

Here our old lady, Zelda, happy as a bug in a rug.  She’s been wearing her cape and hat for a good while today, as it keeps her warm. If she could talk, I’d imagine her singing Eartha Kitt’s ‘Santa Baby’. At 18 y.o., Z goes for her creature comforts, and still hunts in the summer, just for the helluvit.
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Reader Taryn has an appropriately named cat, and a rare one who likes to not only wear clothing, but demands that his staff dress him:

Hitch in his Christmas sweater.  When the temperature drops below his preference, he’ll place it at my feet and wait expectantly.
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From reader Fiona:

Here is my photo. This is my lovely, and sadly departed, cat Limoncello, celebrating her first Christmas in 2007. The fancy glass baubles were quickly substituted for plastic after she “hunted” one to smithereens. Here she is resting, but poised for action…

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Reader Steve, a young lad who needs to learn the difference between a blog and a website, sends a black cat that is NOT HAPPY!

Here’s our cat enduring the wassailing at our house. This lasted for somewhere near 1 minute. Feel free to put it on yr blog. The cat is named Langley btw.
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Jacques Hausser, who’s provided us with many great photographs, now submits a card with his cat:
As we don’t install our tree till tomorrow, Domino doesn’t feel highly concerned at the moment. But as our tree is big, tomorrow morning it will be a ladder ! And then it will be full craziness.
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From reader Barb in British Columbia:
This is a picture of Turbo (no longer with us).  She used to love helping us decorate the Christmas tree.
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From reader Palaeo Sam:

This is Lonewolf Borrower Simba Thompson (he was my first ever cat as a child) and this was his second-favourite place to sit. His favourite was in the sink under a dripping tap.

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From reader Dan:

This is Peaches dressed in a Christmas sweater with the edge of the Christmas tree visible to her side.  She loves playing fetch.  She often drags her toys around the house and deposits them on the bed, or in her food bowl, or sometimes in her water bowl.  She is the alpha kitty among our 3 cats.
She has seal point coloration (she was white when she was a kitten and has gotten darker as she got older).  We hope you enjoy this picture of her.
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From reader George:

Chirp guards our gifts with tortitude.

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From reader Lance:

This is one of our shelter kitties resting up after helping with tree decorations (Platypuss, 11 y.o.):

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From reader Leah:

Attached is my cat photo. A note about my cat: Bud the editing cat brings his skills to supervision of my Christmas cards. He has a concern because the cat on one card is not him. We have been staff to Bud, a large deep brown and white street cat, for 14 years. Rumors of bobcat ancestry are untrue. He is chief editor for all my writing, including my website Catwoods Porch Party.

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From reader Zack B., we have a gorgeous tuxedo cat with a white moustache:

Here’s our adopted kitteh, Samwise Gamgee. When he’s not dressed to impress, you can usually find him in the cupboard chewing on loaves of bread and eating butter.
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Reader Andrew sends a photo of a cat named Hamish, the first cat I’ve seen so named:

I thought you’d like a photo of Hamish, our new cat, who adopted our family in November. He’s around 7 months old, and is full of character and energy. He loves to carry things around the house in his mouth, it’s a little like having a small furry poltergeist living with us. Of course a source of great excitement is our Christmas tree, and he’s found that it’s a surprisingly comfortable place to lounge and watch what’s going on. Our 13-year-old cat, Nessie, isn’t completely thrilled by having a housemate, but she’s getting less grumpy with him and is definitely more active since he’s moved in.

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From reader David M.:

Here’s a picture of Snickers hiding under the Christmas tree.

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From reader Priscilla:

Theo, named after Theodorus the Atheist (340- 250 BC), helping me trim the Christmas tree now vs. one year ago.

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Taskin sent two photos of earless but loveable Gus, and I decided to use both:

Caption: Do you need someone to sing bass?

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Second photo shows what happened next. Caption: Thou shalt not eat other choir member’s tails.
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Reader Merilee tried to get both her cats to pose, but, being cats, they didn’t comply. But at least she got a shot of one, titled “Carmen Dingle with Xmas balls”:

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From reader Michelle, who has a Bengal!:

Bengal belle’s got Xmas by the tail!
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Doc Bill sends a photo of his beloved Kink:

From a few years ago.  Actually 2007 when he was a year old!

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Reader Keiora McKenzie sent Plushie, whom we’veseen before, and greetings to other animals:

Here’s a dark Christmas kitty photo: Plushie’s a heathen feline and Christmas interests her not which suits her glossy black fluffiness.  I don’t have a tree (no room) though my courtyard is festooned.  However, nothing is in reach of kitty so here she is, reclining on a bed of tinsel, unamused. (The flash caught in her eyes renders her unusually demonic ’cause she is the sweetest girl). And may I wish you all the joys teh season gives you, & pass my greetings onto the delightful Princess of Poland & her family, including the delightfully tolerant Cyrus.
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From reader Craig:

These are my cats Tennessee (black tuxedo, named for the cartoon character) and Fizban, my wizardly gray. They are brothers we rescued from the street when they were just weeks old with their three siblings. We found homes for the other three and mom, who was feral, was captured, neutered, and released. We keep these two and they are our constant friends and owners.

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Reader Richard:

This is Popsicle animating the tree. His less adventurous co-manager Ginger was featured nomming wheat grass on black cat day.

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From reader Debbie:

This is Woodstock who has made an appearance before on your website. I trapped him when he was about 8 weeks old from a feral cat colony at San Diego airport. (I also trapped his brother who we had to put down about 6 months ago. I think they had different fathers, but were from the same litter.)
Woodstock is 19 years old. Here he is enjoying a can of fruit cake. His favorite for the holidays. The figure at the top of the tree is a mouse. Another one of his favorites. [JAC: Note that he didn’t really eat the fruitcake. Nobody eats fruitcake.]
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Reader Rachel sent us one frustrated moggie:

Technically, this isn’t a Christmas pic. My family’s Jewish, so those are a bit hard to come by. However, snow is kind of Christmas-y, so I hope this passes muster. This is from about 10 years ago, and it’s my Sophie’s first encounter with snow. We had recently moved to Minnesota from Washington state and she was Not Impressed.
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Reader Karen sent an ex-cat, but a beloved one:

Ricardo died before I switched to digital photography.  So this is a photo of a photo.  I hope it’s clear enough to use. Ricardo loved Christmas.  This was where he spent most of the holiday when not on my lap or the radiator.  He thought he was hiding! Merry Mythmas!

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From reader Rich:

Here is Arthur from last year showing what a tolerant cat he is…

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From reader Chris B.:

Since our black cat had his moment on Halloween, here’s our other cat, Muffin, being much too helpful with the wrapping.  He flagrantly disregards my insistence that I’m the alpha cat, not him.

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Reader Laura from California:

This is my cat Mooch reluctantly posing as a Christmas gift, in front of our Dalek-topped white Christmas tree. Mooch is 14 years old but still snuggles like a kitten, right up on your chest. Merry Christmas and Happy Coynezaa!
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From reader Cate:

Our naughtiest cat Yossarian, terrorizing tiny Bedford Falls. Merry Christmas!

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Reader Robin Branch from Boca Raton Florida:

Clementine is 7 years old now, and she graces our home in all seasons. But she first came to us as a terrified scrap of fur ‘n’  fleas weighing just 1 pound 4 ounces when she was rescued by a Very Good Samaritan from a busy street in West Palm Beach.

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Reader Dennis:

Here is Chessie (named after the famous C & O kitty of course) keeping a close eye on the goings on in the kitchen at this most delicious time of the year. Chessie came to our rural Arizona door one day two summers ago asking to come in.  She was covered with Sticktight Fleas (Echidnophaga gallinacea) and was constantly twitching and shaking her head so much that she could not rest or sleep for more than a few minutes at a time.  We took her to the vet as soon as we could and after an application of Vectra® she had what must have been her first good nap in a long time.  No one looked for her or claimed her so she now commands our home not even showing an interest going outside anymore—looking at the world through a window is sufficient now. And we no longer have to worry about coyotes (Canis latrans) anymore.
P.S. I have also attached a 1935 Christmas advert showing Santa giving Chessie, Nip and Tuck a present.
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Reader Simon:

A couple of cat pics, one of Paccecha investigating a new source of (pine flavor) water – not exactly festive but sort of seasonal, and ons of Titan who seems to have taken up residence under the tree, at least until the gifts arrive. We are trying to train him, or at least get him on the right track….(bad puns are also seasonal)

Paccecha:

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Titan:

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Reader Mark:

This is our cat, Knope (fans of the TV show Parks & Recreation will know where this name came from).  This was her first Christmas  with us and she promptly took to climbing the tree.  She has grown since her kitten days of last year and has yet to climb this year’s tree.

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Reader Victoria:

This is Satchmo (1989-2007), named for the great Louis Armstrong (1901-1971) although she was a gal cat. Departed 18 years young and missed by all who knew her. The photo is her 2002 Xmas portrait.

(She is succeeded in our household by Strayhorn, named, of course, for the great William “Sweet Pea” Strayhorn. Perhaps she will make next year’s Xmas cut!)

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Reader Kevin:

How about a game of Spot the Kitteh? This is Sophia (often referred to as “So Phia”). We rescued her last year and this was her first Christmas (2014).
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Reader Robin’s black dog (Kali) watches her new black kitten (Jerry!) in the tree. Can you spot the black cat?
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Reader Lianne sends “Christmas Cat Chloe”:
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Our penultimate cat is staffed by our own Greg Mayer, who submits his famous philosophical tabby:
Here’s Peyton (the Philosophickal Cat) inspecting her Christmas present.
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Finally, reader and writer Ed Suominen sent his entry after the deadline, but it’s so cute that I’ll post it anyway. It’s called “Merry Christmas from Oscar and Leo”:
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And a late addition (I can’t turn any cats down!) from reader Vierotchka:
Her name is Grisélidis and she now is ten years old. A few Christmases ago she crept into that empty Xmas present wrapping paper, I think she thought she was the best Christmas present ever… and I couldn’t disagree. She has a lot of character; my husband thinks she is the smartest cat he has ever known. To see her is to love her, everyone who has seen her (she is not one bit timid with strangers) melts in praise of her beauty and loves her instantly. She is the apple of my eye, the queen of my heart. 🙂
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Readers’ wildlife videos

December 25, 2015 • 8:00 am

Even though much of the US is sorely lacking snow and ice today, I present some frigid weather in this video by reader Tara Tanaka, “Cranes on thin ice”. It was filmed in New Mexico. Her notes (I’ll add that the Lesser Sandhill Crane is regarded as a subspecies of the Greater). Be sure to click the four-arrow icon in the video’s lower right corner to enlarge:

During the two weeks we spent at Bosque del Apache NWR last November, there were many mornings that the ponds had ice, making mornings challenging for many of the cranes. In one clip you can see that in these conditions, the lighter Lesser Sandhill had the advantage over the heavier cousin, the Greater Sandhill. I hope it brings a smile to your face.

Tara’s Vimeo site is here.

 

 

Go see the moon!

December 25, 2015 • 6:23 am

It’s too late for those of you in the UK, but here in the U.S., if you’re awake (and you should be: time to unwrap presents!), go out and look at the Moon. For today we have the first full moon on Christmas since 1977, when Jimmy Carter was President. In fact, it was on that exact day that Charlie Chaplin died in Switzerland.

You won’t see another full moon on Christmas till 2034.

The Moon was lovely as I walked to work (I’m putting in only a few hours today), and I photographed it over the Divinity School tower on my iPhone. It’s grainy, of course, as it was dark and I zoomed in a bit:

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Christmas: Hili dialogue (and Leon lagniappe)

December 25, 2015 • 6:00 am

It will be a quiet, snowless, and chilly (high 43°F, 6°C) Christmas in Chicago, but still a bit warmer than usual thanks to carbon dioxide and methane. I have scheduled a few posts (and don’t expect a lot of substantive postings till after Coynezaa), but you shouldn’t be reading here; you should be gorging yourself on noms and enjoying the company of family and friends. I won’t recount in detail what happened this day in history except to say that around 33 B.C., Baby Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Or so the story goes. Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili has greetings for all of us:

Hili: I would like to convey to our Readers the most cordial Christmas wishes.
A: May I join you?
Hili: I’m not sure.

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In Polish:
Hili: Chciałabym wszystkim Czytelnikom złożyć serdeczne życzenia świąteczne.
Ja: Czy ja też mogę się przyłączyć?
Hili: Nie jestem pewna.
I will also report that Hili got some ham for Christmas but she didn’t think her portion was big enough. And Cyrus got a sausage, his favorite treat!
We’re not sure what’s up with Leon, but he appears to be visiting another cat for Christmas:
Leon: Hey, Little One, what happened? Didn’t tuna agree with you?
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