Readers’ wildlife photos

March 21, 2018 • 8:00 am

We have two contributors today. First, some marine lovelies from Jacques Hausser in Switzerland. His notes are indented:

I’m just back from Britanny. Switzerland is a landlocked country and we lack close contact with the sea. Thus each spring we organize an optional two weeks internship on coastal ecology and faunistics at the Biological Station of Roscoff for the masters students in ecology and evolution. I started it forty years ago and I still happily contribute, ten years after my retirement. It is always an happy moment, turning up boulders, shoveling and sieving sand, helping students identify the collected animals – and also enjoying local seafood, cider and pancakes. Here, in a perfect taxonomic disorder, are some photos of our findings taken in the lab—I tried to suppress any  backgrounds.
Yes, it is an animal, and more, a mobile one. The rosy feather starAntedon bifida, is a Crinoid, a very ancient class of the phylum Echinodermata (sea urchins and starfishes). It usually clings on the rock or on an alga with the longish hooks (cirri) under its central part. You can distinguish some of them between the ten arms.  But it is able to swim if necessary with alternate movements of its arms (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zzv8LHjcw). As with many marine animals (and unlike any terrestrial one), it is a suspension feeder: it catches small particles in the water and they are brought to the mouth along a ciliated groove in the underpart of the arms.
It doesn’t look like one, but the tiny broad-clawed porcelain crab, Porcellana platycheles, is a filter feeder. It maintains a water current by permanently  waving its mouthpieces, and filters its food with long setae (bristles). Its impressive claws are used only in territorial (and sexual ?) competition. Quite flattened, it lives mostly under stones. And, by the way, it is not a crab (Brachioura) but a relative of hermit crabs and squat lobsters (Anomaloura). Easy: only 3 pairs of visible walking legs and long antennae. 
Compare with a real crab, the hairy crab, Pilumnus hirtellus: four pairs of walking legs and very short, almost invisible antennae. This small, omnivorous species is found mainly in the holdfasts of laminarian algae and is probably very “misocrabic” or at least territorial: I have never found two of them in any given holdfast.
The smile of the sap-sucking slugElysia viridis, an Opisthobranch mollusc. Algae don’t have sap, as far as I know). It feeds on green algae, specially Codium, and, interestingly, is able to spare the chloroplasts of the alga and tosequester them in the cells of its back, where they continue to photosynthetize for the benefit of the slug. The “ears” are rightly called rhinophores (nose-bearers), they detect smell rather than sound. You can see the tiny eye just behind the left one. Although this individual is rather contracted, you can also distinguish the small iridescent blue spots that adorn the animal. 
I call it “Mister No body”. Nymphon gracile is a Pycnogonid or Sea spider, and actually a very remote cousin of spiders and scorpions, a Chelicerate (or even possibly a sister group to every other arthropod). It has so little space in his body proper that its digestive tract must expand itself into the legs. It is a rather eclectic predator, eating sessile prey like sea squirts, sea anemones and other hydrozoans, and even snail eggs. This one is a male: you can distinguish the faintly visible translucid ovigerous legs used to carry the eggs (yes, it is the male’s duty in this species).
It is mesmerizing to observe the movements of the tentacles of Eupolymnia nesidensis, a polychaete worm of the family Terebellidae. They seem absolutely autonomous, exploring every aspect of their environment, retracting, expanding, changing direction or sticking to the substrate with a very good imitation of free will. They are U-shaped in section, which forms a ciliated canal along which tiny particles of food are brought back to the mouth. The red “bushes” are gills used for the respiration, and between the gills and the tentacles you can notice a collar of tiny black eyespots. The worm lives in a self-made mucous tube glued under a stone and encrusted with gravel and sand.
It is not as spectacular as its exotic cousins we have recently seen on WEIT, but I nevertheless like the tiny Limacia clavigera, the orange-clubbed sea slug, is a nudibranch mollusk. It browse on sea mats like Electra pilosa and probably sequesters some toxic molecules from its prey into the yellow-clubed “cerata” each side of its body (a frequent habit in sea slugs with aposematic warning colors). It is able to autotomize these cerata to distract a would-be predator (examples of reduced cerata on the left side), but they regrow in a few days. Notice the rasp-like rhinophores and the three tiny yellow gills between the forelast pair of cerata. 
Tritia reticulata, the netted dog whelk (formerly called Nassa reticulataHynia reticulata and Nassa reticulata again – the lack of stability of the zoological nomenclature sucks). It is a necrophageous snail, the real vulture of the beach. With its long respiratory siphon, it looks like a vintage steam engine, but the siphon is very useful considering its habit of burying itself in the sand. It is able to detect any dead animal a long distance away (at least one meter in an aquarium) and reacts very quickly. Note that the eye is at the basis of the tentacle, not at the tip like in the terrestrial snails.

And reader Christopher Moss snapped some snowshoe hares in his Nova Scotia garden.  They’re changing color back to their warm-weather fur, so are appropriate to post today.

Two new visitors today, Lepus americanus, which I have not seen in the garden before. One is beginning to recover the brown hair of summer, and the other is still pretty much a pure white. They are sitting in the same spot, but are two different creatures! First the white one came along and had a sniff at some branches.

The the brown flecked one turned up. Lovely!
Playing hide and seek with me:

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

March 21, 2018 • 7:00 am

Well, it’s Wednesday, March 21, 2018, and Spring is in its first 24 hours. That means it’s National French Bread Day, and, apropos, I’m having a baguette tonight. It’s also International Colour Day, World Poetry Day, and, in Poland and the Faroe Islands (!), Truant’s Day, when school kids play hooky.

News: A suspect in the Austin bombings is dead, apparently killing himself with another bomb in his car as police closed in. The deceased is described as a 24 year old white male; no name was given. Kudos to the police for tracking him down so quickly.

More news: Ringo Starr was knighted! (For longevity?) Here’s his announcement. Sir Ringo! (Or would it be “Sir Richard”?)

And today’s Google Doodle celebrates Mexican astronomer Guillermo Haro (1913-1988), noted for discovering and mapping nebulae and blue stars. Here he is among the stars:

It was a tame day for historical events, births, and deaths. On this day in 1556, Thomas Cranmer, the Archbishop of Canterbury, was executed for treason by burning at the stake. On March 21, 1804, the Napoleonic Code became the basis for French civil Law. On this day in 1871, journalist Henry Stanley began his trip to Africa to find David Livingstone. He found him in November of that year.  A day for evolutionists to remember: on March 21, 1925, Tennessee’s Butler Act was passed, prohibiting the teaching of HUMAN evolution (not evolution, as most people think) in Tennessee. That of course led to the Scopes Trial the same year, Scopes’s conviction, but a general victory for evolutionary biology.  On this day in 1935, the Shah of Iran, Reza Shah Pahlavi, requested that all countries call “Persia” by its native name: Iran. And so it has become.  On this day in 1963, the Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, in San Francisco Bay, was closed. It’s still accessible on a government tour, and I recommend you take it if you’re in San Francisco.  Finally, it was on March 21, 2006, that Twitter was founded. People have been squabbling on it ever since, but it has one use:

Notables born on March 21 include Florenz Ziegfeld, Jr. (1867), Son House (1902), Éric Rohmer (1920), and Cenk “No Armenian Genocide” Uygur (1970). The only deaths of note on this day were Thomas Cranmer (1556; see above) and Pocahontas (1617).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is kvetching. I was a bit puzzled, but Malgorzata again came to the rescue: “Hili wants a definite answer. She doesn’t like ‘probably’. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are proper words—not some some stupid ‘probably’.”

Hili: If I understand correctly, the winter is behind us.
A: Probably.
Hili: That’s a very stupid word.

In Polish:
Hili: Jeśli dobrze rozumiem, to zimę mamy za sobą.
Ja: Prawdopodobnie.
Hili: To bardzo głupie słowo.

Up in Winnipeg, Gus is chilling on the deck. His staff notes, “Here’s a Gus pic from yesterday morning. He’s on the deck,  which is wet from the bit of snow that was coming down. The blip on his face in the photo is a snowflake.” Note he’s wearing his harness and leash, as required by law.

This tweet came from reader Barry, who notes, “I’m surprised to see how long it took for it to read the riot act.”

https://twitter.com/_Thinker_Bell__/status/976101620562964480

Some tweets from Matthew. First, Millie the Mountaineering Cat! Be sure to watch the video with sound on.

Proud parents and their kittens:

I love ducks!

Really? There were marine sloths?

I believe I’ve posted this before, but you can’t see it too often:

A cosmologist discovers Mars—yesterday!

 

“Wedding Bell Blues”

March 21, 2018 • 6:30 am

I forgot to post a Laura Nyro song yesterday, as I was busy trying to find my ducks (it was cold, and they didn’t appear). If you were of music-appreciating age in the Sixties, you either loved Nyro (as did I) or ignored her. To my mind, this is Laura Nyro’s best song, and it’s also number one on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s “10 essential Laura Nyro songs.

Nyro wrote this song when she was just 18, and it was released the same year (1966) on her “More Than a New Discovery” album, packed full of great songs. As Wikipedia notes, this isn’t the song that Nyro intended to record:

Nyro wrote “Wedding Bell Blues” at the age of 18 as a “mini-suite”, featuring several dramatic rhythmic changes — a trait Nyro explored on future albums. It was to be recorded in 1966 for Verve Folkways label as part of what would become her More Than a New Discovery album. However, producer Herb Bernstein did not allow Nyro to record this version, which led to Nyro more or less disowning the entire album.

What was recorded was fairly similar in content and arrangement to the later, much more familiar, 5th Dimension version, albeit with a somewhat more soulful vocal line. It was released as a single in September 1966 and remained on the Billboard Pop Singles “Bubbling Under” charts segment for several weeks, peaking at #103.

It’s hard to believe this song didn’t go above #103, yet the version recorded three years later by the Fifth Dimension (hear it here), featuring the incomparable Marylyn McCoo, went to #1. I like Nyro’s better. Go figure.

Prince Harry: Lock him up!

March 20, 2018 • 4:00 pm

If a pug dog giving the Hitler salute can constitute a criminal act, then Prince Harry, whose costume below is well documented, should be in jail for a long time. It’s offensive! Why is he still walking around?

Yes, it’s offensive, just like Count Dankula’s girlfriend’s dog, but I don’t see prosecutions in the offing.

 

Stephen Hawking to rest in Westminster Abbey, whose Dean touts it to demonstrate the comity of science and faith

March 20, 2018 • 2:45 pm

The BBC has announced that Stephen Hawking’s ashes will be interred in Westminster Abbey, next to the grave of Sir Isaac Newton. People can argue about whether he deserves such an honor given that other scientists and artists, some of whom were atheists and Nobel Laureates (e.g., Francis Crick) are buried elsewhere—in Crick’s case at sea.  And we can argue whether an atheist should be buried in a church. I don’t much care, as Westminster Abbey is the repository for British greats, and has become more of a tourist attraction than a house of worship. Where else can you go to see the graves of Newton, Darwin, Robert Blake, and so on?

But what I don’t like is what the infernal Dean of the Abbey said (the bit in bold):

The Dean of Westminster, the Very Reverend Dr John Hall, said: “It is entirely fitting that the remains of Professor Stephen Hawking are to be buried in the Abbey, near those of distinguished fellow scientists.

“Sir Isaac Newton was buried in the Abbey in 1727. Charles Darwin was buried beside Isaac Newton in 1882.”

He added: “We believe it to be vital that science and religion work together to seek to answer the great questions of the mystery of life and of the universe.”

Bloody hell! Is he being paid off by Templeton or something? Science and religion don’t work together, as their methods are completely disparate. Further, while science does produce answers, however provisional, to the great questions of the universe, religion doesn’t. Give me one answer about the Great Questions that religion has provided!

What we have here is accommodationist babble, pure and simple. But, as Christopher Hitchens said—though referring to Jerry Falwell in the U.S.)—”You can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and truth in this country if you’ll just get yourself called ‘Reverend’.”  And Hall is the Very Reverend, which gives him even more license to offend.  As reader Jane (who sent me the BBC link) said about the Very Reverend Dr. Hall, “May he be sucked into a big black hole.”

The best U.S. grad schools in ecology and evolution

March 20, 2018 • 1:45 pm

The academic rankings of both undergraduate and graduate schools done yearly by U.S. News and World Report are taken quite seriously. Well, at least they are by the schools that make it to the top. When a school slips, the rankings suddenly become irrelevant, and excuses are made.

For many years the University of Chicago was number one in Ecology & Evolutionary Biology, and we well deserved that ranking. That’s why I came here from Maryland, for the faculty in this department were superb, and so were the grad students, who were more like colleagues than students. Sadly, we’ve slipped over the years, and now you can see, from this year’s rankings, that we’re #8.

I’m not sure how they arrive at these things, but the schools above us, including Harvard, Davis, Duke, and UT Austin, have clearly given us a run for the money.  They are excellent places to study. But at least I can say that I was an active faculty member during the best years of this department. (There were also great periods in earlier years, when the department was simply “biology”: they include the time when my adviser Dick Lewontin was here along with other greats, and even earlier when Sewall Wright, George Beadle, and other giants in the field were on the faculty.

Anyway, if you’re a student contemplating going to grad school in ecology and evolution, take a look at these schools; they’re all good.

Count Dankula, who taught his dog to act like a Nazi, convicted of a hate crime in Scotland

March 20, 2018 • 12:15 pm

You’re probably heard the story, or seen the video, of a Scottish man, Markus Meechan (aka “Count Dankula”) who taught his dog to raise his paw when Meechan said “Sieg Heil”, and to react when he said “Do you want to gas the Jews”? The video is below, though YouTube makes you click through the trigger warning.

There’s no doubt that, even though Meechan claims this was a joke, it was a very bad joke, not at all funny, and quite offensive. Hell, I find it offensive, and I consider myself a secular Jew. But in the U.K. it’s also a hate crime, and prosecuting Meechan for that, and for breaching the “electronic communications act” by putting the video on YouTube, has cost the UK thousands of dollars.

Today Meechan was convicted, and will be sentenced next month. As Newsweek reports:

A man is facing jail after he was convicted of a hate crime for uploading a video of him teaching his girlfriend’s dog to give a Nazi Sieg Hail salute and respond excitedly to the phrase “gas the Jews.”

Markus Meechan, 30, from North Lanarkshire, Scotland, went viral in 2016 after he posted a video on YouTube entitled “M8 yer dugs a Nazi,”—Scottish argot for “mate, your dog is a Nazi.”

In the video, which went on to be viewed more than 3 million times, Meechan explains he wanted to turn his girlfriend’s pug, Buddha, into the “least cute thing I could think of” and so wanted to turn it into a Nazi.

. . . The clip then shows Buddha raising his paw whenever Meechan calls out “Sieg Heil” and react to the question “you want to gas the Jews?” The video also sees Meechan playing speeches by Adolf Hitler to the dog.

Following outcry over the video, Meechan was arrested and charged with suspicion of a hate crime and an alleged breach of the electronic communications act.

Meechan denied the allegations and insisted he was not anti-Semitic, saying that teaching the dog to act like a Nazi was nothing more than a joke intended to upset his girlfriend.

“I don’t actually hate Jewish people and the video was just an insight into the darker side of my humour, a prank to annoy my girlfriend and that I did not intend for people, other than people who knew my comedy, to see the video,” he said, reports the Jewish Chronicle.

Following a trial at Airdrie Sheriff’s Court in Scotland, the 30-year-old has now been convicted of a hate crime and could face jail when he is sentenced at the same court on April 23.

Sheriff Derek O’Carroll told the court: “The accused knew that the material was offensive and knew why it was offensive. He would have known it was grossly offensive to many Jewish people.”

Here’s the video:

And Meechan’s tweet after his guilty plea.

The U.K. is outpacing the U.S. in its attempts to abrogate freedom of speech, though Britain has no such requirement in its constitution. And it’s possible that Meechan really wasn’t an anti-Semitic bigot, but was just making an awful-taste joke. He surely knew it would offend Jews, as it offends me. But people don’t have a right to not be offended. 

What is accomplished by convicting this guy and sending him to jail? Will it deter others from making ‘hate videos’? Perhaps, but the concept of “hate speech” is so slippery that such deterrence is unwise. Meechan, after all, was not calling for the Jews to be gassed, expecting to incite Jewish deaths. Remember that many saw, and still see, the Charlie Hebdo cartoons of Muhammad as “hate speech”, as they see the views of Steve Bannon, Christina Hoff Sommers, or Amy Wax as “hate speech”.

Meechan would not be tried in the U.S., much less convicted, for here has the right to say what he wants, vile as it is. Recall, as well, that to defend freedom of speech, the American Civil Liberties Union went to court to allow the American Nazi Party to march through Skokie, Illinois—a Jewish suburb. Of course everyone knew this would be offensive and would piss people off! But the principle must be defended, because, if you decide “hate speech” is to be criminalized, who gets to decide what hate speech is? Is the U.S. palpably worse off than the U.K. because it allows “hate speech”? I don’t think so.

Remember this number from the movie “The Producers”? HATE CRIME! It surely would not be allowed in the UK. Notice the Hitler salutes, the goose-stepping, and even the sound of bullets.

I have the same reaction as Ricky Gervais, who’s a Brit (h/t to Grania for the tweets):

And one more, or rather three:

And another, this time with humor, from Constitutional lawyer Ken White, who writes at “Popehat”:

Well, maybe some people feel that Meechan should have been tried for teaching “Sieg heils” to his dog. Vote below, and weigh in in the comments. All I see from this side of the pond is that the UK is becoming a mire of “political correctness”, and by that I mean a place where people have to tiptoe around, or hush themselves, to avoid offending anyone.