Aretha, Queen of Soul, dies

August 16, 2018 • 10:05 am

by Grania

Aretha Franklin died in Detroit today reportedly from advanced pancreatic cancer. She was 76. The world has lost an irreplaceable voice, although her music will be immortal.

People are paying tribute to her life and her work from all over the globe.

 

 

 

 

Both Honey and Phoebe have returned!

August 16, 2018 • 8:00 am

The duck soap opera continues at Botany Pond. Yesterday we learned that, after both ducks were driven away by chainsaws and commotion as the Pond’s reeds were cut down by an unwise order from Buildings and Grounds, Honey returned after a day’s absence. Phoebe remained AWOL.

Late yesterday afternoon, Anna sent me a text message saying “Guess who’s back?”

It was PHOEBE, who came back after her mom Honey had returned earlier in the day! And there’s no doubt it was Phoebe: she was young, had the dark bill that set her apart from the other ducklings, and, most important, came when Anna whistled and also “knew the drill” about feeding.

Lord knows where both ducks had been. Phoebe, at least, can fly, but as you can see from the photo below, Honey’s wing feathers aren’t yet fully grown, and I haven’t seen her fly. She might have waddled away and hid!  Without a GPS affixed to them—and ornithologists can now do this with ducks—I am left with no knowledge of where they went.

Now the two are biding their time till migration, and I’m happy they’re reunited and that poor bullied Phoebe is swimming around with her mom. They’re still acting skittish—chainsaws will do that to ducks.

Anna says she’ll feed them copiously, getting them ready for the Big Trip South. I’m pretty sure they’ll still be around when I return on Sunday. And then, I hope, the two will soon depart together, steering by the stars as they flap their way across the night sky to warmer climes.

Here they are yesterday afternoon, with Honey to the right.

Thursday: Hili dialogue

August 16, 2018 • 6:30 am

by Grania

It’s Madonna’s birthday (1958) and we shall commemorate it with a little piece of blasphemy. Well, if you are a Catholic, anyway. (Trigger warning: loud screechy bass guitars). It takes me back to the days I was teaching at a Catholic mission school. If I hadn’t already been an atheist, the nun-in-charge there would have made me one fairly quickly.

Madonna shares her birthday with Angela Bassett (also 1958) , Canadian director James Cameron (1954), and a suspicious number of Brazilian footballers: Aloísio Pires Alves (1963), Emerson Ramos Borges (1980), Raniere Silva dos Santos, (1980), and José Eduardo de Araújo, (1991).

Elvis Presley died on this day in 1977, as did Ugandan dictator Idi Amin (2003) and Welsh mathematician and Bletchley Park alumnus David Rees (2013).

August 16th was also the day of the first sound cartoon Fiddlesticks by Mickey Mouse co-creator in 1930 Ubbe Eert “Ub” Iwerks. In 1913 Tōhoku Imperial University of Japan became the first university in Japan to admit women; and in 1989 the sun stopped trading at the Toronto Stock Exchange by creating of a solar particle event, all of which shows that the sun is an anti-capitalist libtard.

Hili has some thoughts on change this morning. Leon’s thoughts are more existential.

Hili: Did dinosaurs roam here once?
A: Probably.
Hili: How nice that they went away.

In Polish:

Hili: Czy tu kiedyś chodziły dinozaury?
Ja: Prawdopodobnie.
Hili: Miło, że sobie poszły.

Leon’s going for another hike, but is anxious about the provisions again.

Leon: Don’t take my pictures, Marta. You better look for my treats. I’m a bit hungry.

Continuing the theme of jokes in the worst possible taste, this video won’t make sense if you don’t know what the Teletubbies are. Fair warning: you may not want to know what they are, scourge of late 90’s children’s TV in the UK that they were. Also, there is no unseeing this.

https://twitter.com/localnimo/status/1027999908719149056

Metaphysics you can put on a t-shirt

More evidence that the Catholic church is not changing as much as the press likes to think.

I did not know bald eagles could do this.

https://twitter.com/natureamazin2/status/1028601469899923456

Space walk footage from the ISS

And some silliness.

True story. I’m subscribed to Townsends on Youtube and remember the incident’s aftermath which completely blindsided him (and all his viewers with even a modicum of a brain).

 

Guess the dads!

August 15, 2018 • 1:00 pm

These young men both had famous fathers, and their fathers played in the same band. Guess who they are.

The answer is here, and it isn’t hard. If you guessed correctly, it shows, as I used to demonstrate to my class, that the variation among people in their facial features has substantial heritability: that is, facial features are capable of being inherited. We all know that kids often look strikingly like their parents, and that’s because their “looks”—what makes us recognize them—are based to a large extent on variable genes in the population. (We’re not sure why the variation remains in the population, but I suspect it’s because of substantial and continuing admixture and mating of people whose ancestors were in isolated populations that looked quite different.)

I used to demonstrate this to my evolution class by showing pictures of Kirk and Michael Douglas, and Blythe Danner and her daughter Gwyneth Paltrow. The resemblance in each case is striking. Sadly, however, most of my students didn’t know who these people were. I suspect that ignorance applies not only to the kids above, but to their fathers.

Get off my lawn!

p.s. The guy on the right is James McCartney

Old white male professors to be fixed by woke “reverse mentors”

August 15, 2018 • 11:30 am

This article is from the Torygraph, and I’ll assume the report is accurate, though you won’t find it discussed at any Left-wing websites. Click on the screenshot below to see the piece.

The new policy:

Male, pale and stale university professors are to be given “reverse mentors” to teach them about unconscious bias, under a new Government funded scheme.

Under the project, white men in senior academic posts will be assigned a junior female colleague from an ethnic minority as a mentor.

Prof John Rowe, who is overseeing the project at Birmingham University, said he hoped the scheme will allow eminent professors to confront their own biases and leave them “feeling quite uncomfortable”.

“What is understood about unconscious bias is that we have all got it, but the more you learn about it and become conscious of it, the more you can act,” he told The Daily Telegraph.

“While it is well known and obvious that women and minority groups suffer setbacks to their career progression no one really understands why.

“It’s not as if there is any overt prejudice – it is something to do with the way the system is or the way it has evolved and we needed to find out why.”

This is one of eleven “Diversity and Inclusion” projects funded by a government agency to remedy discrimination in engineering and physical science; you can read more about it at the site.

I needn’t belabor this except to say that it’s offensive, discriminatory, ageist, and even racist. Why aren’t junior white professors included? After all, they could also be agents of the Patriarchy. And can’t any white person, including women, harbor unconscious bias against minorities?  As for the palpable glee  shown by Professor Rowe, who claims that everyone (and he seems to mean old white males) harbors unconscious bias, and is joyful at making those old guys “uncomfortable,” well, it’s odious. Apparently only one demographic and gender group really harbors such biases, and everyone else is blessedly free of them.

The thought of being hectored by a “woke” person makes me queasy, and I’m glad I’m not at Birmingham University.  Yes, there might be discrimination, but this kind of hectoring won’t remedy it: it will either drive it underground or cause resentment, depending on the nature and intensity of the hectoring.

As an alternative, why not see which professors, regardless of gender, age, or race, are evincing bigotry? Or why not try hiring more minorities or women—that is, if you determine that gender and ethnic imbalance really is caused by sexism and bigotry, and that differential preferences don’t contribute? Those kinds of studies are, of course, taboo. If representation is not absolutely equal across the board, we don’t need to investigate: we just accuse and then demonize. We already know the cause. And that kind of certainty, in the absence of evidence, is dangerous.

I asked Grania for her take, which I add with her permission (her emphases):

My thoughts are that as a strategy this doesn’t really make any sense. It’s not a question of whether it is offensive or not; it makes no sense.

Look at these quotes:
“What is understood about unconscious bias is that we have all got it…”

“While it is well known and obvious that women and minority groups suffer setbacks to their career progression no one really understands why.

It’s not as if there is any overt prejudice – it is something to do with the way the system is or the way it has evolved and we needed to find out why.”

So if there is no obvious prejudice and “no-one knows why” STEM isn’t being taken up by hordes of UK/US-based women, then the following questions become obvious:

1. Why only assign the senior professors mentors?  Clearly either everyone needs them, or no-one. The complete university experience extends way beyond the lecture theater, papers, and exams.
2. If no-one really understands the problem, the problem requires more examination rather than a ham-fisted attempt at solving the problem before you even know what it is.
The conclusion must be that this is a bit of window-dressing designed to mollify some and stick it to others. It is as unlikely to solve the real problem, or even discover the roots of the problem, as throwing flour at a wall and hoping it turns into a pizza.

Jesus ‘n’ Mo ‘n’ Boris

August 15, 2018 • 10:15 am

This week’s Jesus and Mo strip, called “apt”, is about the fracas caused by Boris Johnson when, in a Torygraph editorial (now paywalled), he criticized the Danish niqab ban but also criticized the niqab itself, saying that its wearers look like a “letterbox”. So hated is Johnson that, although the letterbox comparison was offensive and inept, people were unable to even assess his substantive argument, which came down in favor of allowing Muslims to wear what they want while criticizing the veiling practiced by many Muslim women.  Here Jesus and a burqa-clad Mo have a conversation about it laden with puns. 

 

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