Tuesday: Hili dialogue

September 25, 2018 • 6:30 am

It’s the first Tuesday of autumn in this hemisphere—September 25, 2018—and it’s both National Lobster Day and National Food Service Worker’s Day (but who is the one worker implied by the placement of the apostrophe?).

Here’s a lobster joke:

A man walks into a bar carrying a large lobster and orders a double scotch. The barman pours him a drink and remarks “That’s a good sized lobster you have there.”

“Do you like lobsters?” asks the man, who has obviously had several scotches prior to his arriving in this bar.

“I love them.” replies the barman.

“Well, here. Take it.” The drunken sod passed the lobster to the barman.

“Thank you very much.” he said. “I’ll take it home for dinner.”

“No, no, no.” said the drunk. “He’s already had his dinner, why don’t you take him to see a movie or something?”

It’s also the Christian feast day of Finbarr of Cork, the city where dwelleth Grania.

Today’s Google Doodle reminds us that election day is six weeks away, and clicking on it will, if you’re American, take you to information about how to register to vote in your state. I’ll be out of the country on Election Day but have already applied for an absentee ballot. Let’s drain the swamp!

On September 25, 1237, England and Scotland established their common border by signing the Treaty of York.  On this day in 1513, the Spanish explorer Vascu Núñez de Balboa finally reached the Pacific Ocean. This is from Keats, referring to the wrong guy:

Then felt I like some watcher of the skies
When a new planet swims into his ken;
Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes
He star’d at the Pacific—and all his men
Look’d at each other with a wild surmise—
Silent, upon a peak in Darien.
On this day in 1789, the U.S. passed 12 amendments to the Constitution, including the ten now called the Bill of Rights. On September 25, 1957, the government desegregated Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas by using Army troops. And, in 1974, according to Wikipedia, “The first ulnar collateral ligament replacement surgery (Tommy John surgery) [was] performed, on baseball player Tommy John.” Finally, exactly four years ago, O’Hare airport here in Chicago regained its title as the world’s busiest airport by passing Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia. But now we’re back to #6, passed by these in decreasing order of business (passenger traffic): Hartsfield, Beijing, Dubai, Tokyo, and Los Angeles. How embarrassing! I’ve been to all of these airports but can speak knowledgeably only of Hartsfield and Los Angeles airports, both of which SUCK big time.
Notables born on September 25 include Fletcher Christian (1764), Thomas Hunt Morgan (1866, my academic great grandfather and Nobel Laureate), William Faulkner (1897), Dmitri Shostakovich (1906), 1929, Barbara Walters (she’s 88 today and still going strong), Shel Silverstein (1930), Glenn Gould (1932) and Catherine Zeta-Jones (1969). Those who crossed the Rainbow Bridge on this day include Miller Huggins (1929), Ring Lardner (1933), Emily Post (1960), Erich Maria Remarque (1970), George Plimpton and Edward Said (both 2003), Andy Williams (2012) and Arnold Palmer (2016).

Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili guffaws at on something Andrzej just wrote. As Malgorzata explains, “In a way this is Hili’s comment on Andrzej’s article of today, “Will artificial intelligence give us artificial rationality?” (funny, ironic, sad and serious at the same time).

A: Did you read it? Reportedly humans are more and more rational
Hili: Don’t make me laugh.
In Polish:
Ja: Czytałaś? Podobno ludzie są coraz bardziej racjonalni.
Hili: Nie rozśmieszaj mnie.
Yesterday Andrzej and Malgorzata visited Andrzej the Second and Elzbieta, as well as Leon, who got some Japanese “cat’s snacks” sent by Hiroko Kubota:

Leon: I’ve been waiting all year for this Japanese delicacy.

A tweet from reader Blue, once again proving that cats are part liquid:

https://twitter.com/m_yosry2012/status/1043812517192114177

and a tweet from Matthew. Yes, the Bible says this!

Tweets from Grania: The first one is stunning (turn video on to see dolphins having fun):

Emus are just bizarre—the most dinosaurian of ratites:

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1043444568308547585

Sound on:

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1043889030851698688

Baby tabbies are adorable. Here’s on cooling off in a bodega:

Clearly a bird with strongly developed aesthetic tastes. . . .

Grania’s answer to this question is “cat videos!”

Grania calls this “religion as absurdist theater”:

I want one of these! This one’s at University College Cork, but I could use it in my office:

Matthew sent a cartoon from SMBC by Zack Weinersmith. Clearly mortality is weighing on him, as it is on me:

The last words of a dying classmate

September 24, 2018 • 3:15 pm

One of my classmates—a guy I knew slightly but who was greatly liked—passed away a few days ago from stomach cancer. This was very sad, but he leavened his own passing with his last words. Here’s the last bit of his obituary:

Such was the rebellious and Leftist Class of 1971 at the College of William and Mary. RIP, Dr. Robinett.

h/t: Hempenstein

 

 

Paul Simon hangs it up, gives last concert in Queens

September 24, 2018 • 2:30 pm

It’s hard to believe that Paul Simon is nearly 77, for I remember him when he was just a sprout—though an immensely talented one.  But he just gave the last concert on his last tour, saying that he wants to spend more time with his family. (He hasn’t ruled out future appearances in what he calls “a [hopefully] acoustically pristine hall.”) And I was a big fan, though I didn’t like a lot of the music he produced after parting with Garfunkel in the early 1970s. That will make me an outlier, as many people think that Graceland is one of his best albums, and that songs like “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” are masterpieces (confession: I despise that song).

But here are ten eleven of Simon’s songs I really loved; and they were all done when he was with Garfunkel:

Old Friends
The Sounds of Silence
America
Homeward Bound
I Am A Rock
The Boxer
The Dangling Conversation
Bridge Over Troubled Water
A Hazy Shade of Winter
For Emily, Whenever I Might Find Her
Kathy’s Song

The man was a musical and lyrical genius; of that there’s no doubt.

Rolling Stone gives the list of songs he played at the last concert, and reports on how it went:

 But instead of turning it into an evening of sad reflection about the cruel passage of time, Simon – just a few weeks away from his 77th birthday – turned it into a party in the park where complete strangers could groove together to “Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes,” harmonize on the “lie la lie” chorus of “The Boxer” and jump up and down while screaming out every word to “You Can Call Me Al.” At almost no point in the night did Simon even hint at the fact that it was the end of his last tour, even if his eyes looked a little misty near the end of “Homeward Bound.”

Like every show on this tour, it began with a rearranged rendition of Simon & Garfunkel’s classic “America.” It’s a durable song that has managed to work in everything from David Bowie’s set at the post-9/11 Concert For New York City to a 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign commercial. And now in the Trump era, the “empty and aching” kid on the bus seemed to be speaking for many Americans. The president’s name was never uttered, but after a haunting “American Tune” near the end of the night Simon said, “Strange times, huh? Don’t…Give…Up.”

“America” went right into “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,” “The Boy in the Bubble” and “Dazzling Blue” from his 2011 overlooked triumph So Beautiful or So What. It set the stage for an evening where he toggled between his greatest hits and album cuts only familiar to the true devotees. “Most of these songs that I’m going to play tonight I think you’ll be familiar with, maybe a few you’ll be less so,” he said early on. “But the rhythm tunes are all written with the idea you’ll get up and dance.”

They certainly did dance, especially when he kicked into the opening chords of “Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard” and everyone had the unique chance to sing about “Rosie the Queen of Corona” in Corona. His wife Edie Brickell even came out to deliver the famous whistle solo with impressive skill. The mood then quieted down when the chamber ensemble yMusic came to the front of the stage to accompany Simon on “Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War,” a fantastically obscure Hearts and Bones song that he’s resurrected on his new album In the Blue Light. That album was a commercial dud in 1983, but time has been very kind to it.

Here’s a news report on Simon’s last concert:

And what I think may be Simon’s best song, performed live at their Central Park concert:

Kerfuffle continues about professor who wouldn’t write a recommendation for a student to study in Israel

September 24, 2018 • 1:20 pm

I’ve written earlier about University of Michigan faculty member John Cheney-Lippold, an associate professor of American Culture who refused to write a letter of recommendation for an undergraduate who wanted to study in Israel. (To be precise, he first agreed but then reneged when he found the letter was for an Israeli program. Cheney-Lippold is a supporter of the anti-Semitic BDS program.) My view was that once Cheney-Lippold had agreed to write a letter—and it would have been a positive one judging by his offer to recommend the student for other programs—he was bound, as a professional duty, to write a supportive letter. His politics aren’t supposed to impede the careers of his students.

I offered that opinion in an email sent to the President of the University of Michigan, to Cheney-Lippold’s chair, and to the several trustees of the University of Michigan. I did not ask that Cheney-Lippold be fired, but rather that the University clarify that a professor’s political opinions should not play a role in whether a student should get a letter of recommendation. So far I haven’t heard back, except for a lame response from Cheney-Lippold’s chair (see below).

Inside Higher Ed (IHE) gives some newer responses to this controversy. The first is the University of Michigan’s own statement, which they then changed, supposedly on grounds of brevity (what a crock!). My emphasis on this IHE report:

The University of Michigan, for its part, issued a statement affirming its opposition to the boycott of Israeli academic institutions, and clarifying that no academic department or unit has taken a stance in support of it.

“Injecting personal politics into a decision regarding support for our students is counter to our values and expectations as an institution,” the university said in a statement issued Tuesday. An earlier statement from the university described the faculty member’s decision as “disappointing,” but that language was removed from the subsequent statement, which a spokesman said was revised for purposes of concision.

Does anybody believe that “concision” excuse?

Then of course professors were interviewed, and of course their views differed, with the Israel-hating ones saying that Cheney-Lippold’s decision was fine. On my part, I would have written a letter had a student asked me to study in Palestine (given, of course, that I could have positively recommended the student on academic grounds). A reader asked me if I would have written a recommendation for a student to work with the Templeton Foundation, which I loathe. My answer was, “Of course!”. To me it’s not a matter of freedom of speech, or of academic freedom, but of professional duty: helping and mentoring your students.

While the American Association of University Professors, which opposes academic boycotts like the BDS movement, didn’t issue an official statement, some of its members gave their opinion, all opposing what Cheney-Lippold did. IHE reports:

“In general, AAUP policy does not address whether faculty are obligated to write letters of reference,” said Hans-Joerg Tiede, the associate secretary of the AAUP’s Department of Academic Freedom, Tenure and Governance. “I think that it’s generally understood that writing such letters falls within the professional duties of faculty members. I also think that it’s generally understood that faculty members may decline to write a particular letter in particular instances, for example, because they believe that they have insufficient information on which to base such a letter. In general, refusing to write a letter of reference on grounds that are discriminatory would appear to be at odds with the AAUP’s Statement on Professional Ethics.”

John K. Wilson, the co-editor of the AAUP’s blog, “Academe,” said, “Writing a letter of recommendation is not like teaching a class; it is a voluntary activity, and not a necessary part of one’s academic work. Professors are given broad discretion to decide how, and if, to write a letter. And they can decline if they think the opportunity is not in the best interests of the student, even if the student disagrees.”

“However, I think it is morally wrong for professors to impose their political views on student letters of recommendation.” Wilson stressed however, that the professor should not be punished. “If a professor was systematically refusing to write letters of recommendation because they are time-consuming and unrewarded in academia, it might be appropriate for colleagues to judge it as a small mark against them on the service criterion. But a singular case like this certainly should not be punished in any way,” he said.

Cary Nelson, a former AAUP president and an opponent of the movement to boycott Israeli academic institutions, argued on the other hand that the professor could be punished. “What the professor did violated the student’s academic freedom — the right to apply to study at any program anywhere in the world,” said Nelson, a professor emeritus of English and Jewish culture and society at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

Nelson said he believes it is a violation of professional ethics for a professor to decline to write a letter for a student on the basis of politics. A faculty member has the right not to write a recommendation, but not based on political objections to the university or nation in which the student is interested in studying, or the student’s own politics, Nelson argued.

I agree with all of these people, including about the lack of punishment. IHE also got dissenting statements from those who participate in boycotts of Israel. You can read their pathetic rationalizations for yourself, but here’s one:

Reflecting a different view, David Klein, a professor of mathematics at California State University, Northridge, and a member of the organizing collective of the U.S. Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel, argued it was the professor’s prerogative not to write the letter. Klein, who opposes study abroad programming in Israel, said he agreed with Cheney-Lippold’s decision.

“First of all, a professor has a right to decline a request to write a letter of recommendation under any circumstances: that’s a choice a professor makes about a student and a goal. In this case I think it’s the ethical thing to do. The study abroad program for Israel is really a propaganda program to legitimize the apartheid system in Israel and I think it’s proper for a professor to object to participate in that,” Klein said.

Once someone starts using the words “apartheid state” with respect to Israel, while ignoring the much greater “apartheid-ness” of Palestine (actually, I don’t like the use of that word outside the topic of South Africa), you know they’ve jumped the shark. If any state is an apartheid state, it’s the Palestinian territories, but of course these mushbrained Lefties ignore that.

But enough. Here’s the tepid response to the letter I wrote(see it here) from Cheney-Lippold’s chair, Alexandra Stern. Note that my letter already said that the University of Michigan and its departments do not have positions on divestment. apparently Dr. Stern not read what I wrote:

Dear Dr. Coyne:
 
Thank you for your message. 

Our department does not have a position on BDS (nor does any other department at this university). University of Michigan has long opposed boycotts and has made official public statements to this effect in 2013 and 2017.

The University’s official statement regarding this matter can be found here.

Warm wishes,

Alex

Reading the last link, I do find something a bit heartening (I’ve put it in bold):

University of Michigan statement
Sept. 18, 2018

Injecting personal politics into a decision regarding support for our students is counter to our values and expectations as an institution.

The academic goals of our students are of paramount importance. It is the university’s position to take all steps necessary to make sure our students are supported. In this particular situation, the student has asked that we respect this as a private matter.

While members of the University of Michigan community have a wide range of individual opinions on this and many other topics, the university has consistently opposed any boycott of Israeli institutions of higher education.

No academic department or any other unit at the University of Michigan has taken a stance that departs from this long-held university position.

The university’s approach has been stated publicly by university leaders, including this statement from the president and provost in 2013 and this statement from members of the university’s governing Board of Regents in 2017.

Maybe they can have a quiet word with Dr. Cheney-Lippold about his university’s “values and expectations.”

 

Professor “accidentally” gives Nazi salute in class, gets fired

September 24, 2018 • 11:15 am

This article from the New York Times‘s education issue (click on screenshot) tells us once again the degree of political sensitivity in American schools—this time in an elite New York secondary school. It’s a long read, but worth it:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/09/05/magazine/friends-new-york-quaker-school-ben-frisch-hitler-joke.html

The story in short: a somewhat socially awkward but popular teacher, Ben Frisch, who worked for years at Friends Seminary in Manhattan (a private Quaker school for rich kids), wound up turning an extended arm into what he thought was a joke. But it turned out to be a bad and misconceived joke. As the NYT reports:

Ben Frisch opened his Feb. 14 pre-calculus class at Friends Seminary the same way that he opened all his classes over the course of his 34 years at the private Quaker school in Manhattan: with an invitation to his students to share anything that was on their minds, followed by the gentle ringing of a chime and a long moment of silence. He then introduced the day’s lesson, involving the calculating of angles of depression and elevation. Frisch straightened out his right arm to demonstrate. He lowered it down and then raised it up. Glancing at his arm, now fully extended and pointing slightly upward, Frisch realized something: He was inadvertently pantomiming the Nazi salute. Frisch is a practicing Quaker, but his father was Jewish, and two of his great-grandmothers were killed at Auschwitz. Mortified, he searched for some way to defuse the awkwardness of the moment. And then he said it: “Heil Hitler!”

A few students gasped; others exchanged surprised looks or laughed nervously. Instantly aware that his stab at Mel Brooks-style parody hadn’t landed, Frisch lowered his arm and tried to explain himself, telling his students that it used to be common to make fun of Nazis. Only recently, he said, had such jokes become taboo. He resumed the lesson, and the weird moment seemed to be over.

It wasn’t. Frisch was fired.

Parents’ reaction were somewhat mixed about this, but, as the Times reports, “the overwhelming majority of students, teachers, and alumni disapproved of Frisch’s firing”, though some thought this was “unforgivably offensive.” I don’t think so. It was a hamhanded attempt to make a joke out of a weird gesture, and it backfired. Frisch even apologized, but it wasn’t enough. And the fact that his father was Jewish and two relatives were killed in the Holocaust didn’t matter. Bo Lauder, head of the school, who wants to make it the equivalent of Manhattan’s most elite private prep schools, terminated Frisch. Further, he prohibited the students from putting out an issue of their newspaper that defended Frisch, and then fired the editors when they disseminated the issue to the school as a pdf. Lauder’s excuse?

Lauder did not consider the “Heil Hitler” episode a close call. “Personally, I was appalled,” he told me. “I couldn’t imagine, even as a joke — and I grew up watching ‘Hogan’s Heroes’ — that in a class that had nothing to do with history or World War II or Nazism or teaching German language that an incident like that could happen.” I asked Lauder why he felt he needed to go so far as to fire Frisch. “One of our pledges is to make all of our students feel safe,” he replied. “And that is something that I take very, very seriously.”

That no one has accused Frisch of being an anti-Semite was beside the point: His invocation of the Nazi salute in a classroom full of high school students, regardless of his intentions, was enough to end his career. On today’s campus, words and symbols can be seen as a form of violence; to many people, engaging in a public debate about the nuances of their power is to tolerate their use.

This really is going too far, and abrogates common decency and an empathic understanding of what happened. It isn’t even close to Count Dankula, the Scotsman who trained his girlfriend’s dog to make a “Heil Hitler” salute with his paw when Dankula said “Gas the Jews.” That was deliberate, though a (bad) joke—and I think Dankula, who was convicted, should have been found innocent. But what Frisch did wasn’t even a deliberate joke: just a misfired attempt to turn a gesture into something lighthearted. But these days you don’t use Hitler to be lighthearted.

So kudos to the students, teachers, and parents who are supporting Frisch (see photo below). Although he was fired, Frisch was a member of a teacher’s union, and they’re appealing his suspension.

Some of the supportive students; it’s heartening to see such sentiments in students not yet in college:

BENJAMIN LEVINE, ABRAHAM LEVIN, CAMILO DURR AND MAEVE WOOLLEN, ALL RECENT GRADUATES OF FRIENDS SEMINARY, AT STUYVESANT SQUARE PARK. ELIZABETH BICK FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES

h/t: Grania

 

Marine Le Pen ordered to undergo psychiatric testing for posting images of ISIS atrocities

September 24, 2018 • 10:00 am

This is what happens when countries have hate speech laws.  Here’s a short report from the BBC:


Now I have no use for Marine Le Pen, leader of France’s National Party and a bigot and a nativist building her career almost entirely on anti-immigrant sentiment. That’s reprehensible, but it’s not a crime. (It also shows how the Right gains power when people don’t take the issue of immigration seriously.) What is her crime? The BBC explains:

A French court has ordered far-right leader Marine Le Pen to undergo psychiatric tests as part of an inquiry into her sharing images of Islamic State group atrocities.

Ms Le Pen tweeted pictures of the court order, calling the move “crazy”.

She posted the images back in 2015, including one showing the decapitated body of IS victim James Foley.

She has been stripped of her immunity as a parliamentarian and she could still face a fine or even jail.

According to the document posted by Ms Le Pen, the judge wants the tests to determine if she suffers mental illness or is “capable of understanding remarks and answering questions”.

These images, of course, are all over the web, and I’ve looked at some of them. (I think that’s the only way to fully apprehend the horror of what ISIS does, but it’s really sickened me.) You may not want to see them, but they’re certainly part of the news. If Le Pen posted them to incite hatred against ISIS—or, more likely, against Muslims in general—I suppose that’s against French hate speech law, which Wikipedia describes as follows:

France’s penal code and press laws prohibit public and private communication that is defamatory or insulting, or that incites discrimination, hatred, or violence against a person or group on account of place of origin, ethnicity or lack thereof, nationality, race, specific religion, sex, sexual orientation, or handicap. The law prohibits declarations that justify or deny crimes against humanity—for example, the Holocaust (Gayssot Act).

Note that if you incite “discrimination against religion”, among other things, that’s a violation of the law. In America it’s not—unless you are inciting clear and present violence against a group. I think the American laws are more sensible given how, at least in the case of religion, the line between “inciting discrimination” and “criticism” is very, very thin. In fact, it’s nonexistent, since many believers, especially Muslims, take criticism of their faith as equivalent to violence and hatred.

The French government can take Le Pen to court for this, though I don’t think that’s a particularly good thing to do, but ordering a psychiatric exam? She’s not mentally ill: she’s a right-wing nativist! This reminds me of when the Soviet Union used to put dissidents in psychiatric facilities (e.g., Roy Medvedev) as a way of removing them from society without killing or imprisoning them. It is, as they say, not good “optics” for a regime, and may well win Le Pen even more supporters.

Here’s Le Pen’s tweet, which Matthew (who speaks fluent French) translated as follows: “It is truly UNBELIEVABLE (literally – hallucinatory). The regime is REALLY starting to be frightening.” You can translate the documents for yourself.

 

h/t: cesar

Readers’ wildlife photos

September 24, 2018 • 7:45 am

Here’s another set of photos taken by reader Joe Dickinson in a trip to Africa six years ago. His notes are indented:

We begin with a some more Cape Buffalo (Syncerus caffer).  In the first shot, you can see the type of safari vehicle we had and appreciate how close to the wildlife one can get.  Our guides claimed that the animals perceive the vehicle and passengers as a single harmless unit.  They would not allow humans on foot to come anywhere near that close.  Depending on the species, they would flee or charge.  In the second view we see again the cattle egrets (Bubulcus ibis) accompanying the buffalo.  The individual nearest the camera appears to have had a nice wallow in some mud.

These are mature male impalas (Aepyceros melampus) that have not managed to establish dominance and control a harem.  They commonly are found in “bachelor herds”.

This is a dominant male with a sizable harem.  There is one young male just over the back of the dominant fellow.  From the shape of the horns we can tell he is not yet mature, so he is tolerated.  The second view is the dominant male up close.

We were fortunate (and excited) to get a close look at a leopard (Panthera pardus) actually stalking prey.  He is very close to the vehicle in front of us.  Apparently predators sometime try to use vehicles as screens.

And here is the greater kudu (Tragelaphus strepsiceros) that the leopard was stalking.  She stood her ground, stared straight at the leopard and bellowed, basically saying “I see you, so there is no chance you will take me by surprise.  Forget it”.  And, indeed, the leopard soon walked away.

This, of course, is a Nile crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) just entering the water.  We were glad to be in a boat more or less the size of the safari vehicles seen above.

Finally several more of the Chobe elephants (Loxodonta africana).  In the second view, an elephant has just pulled up a nice bunch of grass which, in the next shot, it swishes back and forth to rinse of the dirt from roots.  We were told this is common behavior that avoids unnecessary wear on the teeth.  Again, we were in a boat.  The last elephant is having a dust bath.