It’s the first Tuesday of autumn in this hemisphere—September 25, 2018—and it’s both National Lobster Day and National Food Service Worker’s Day (but who is the one worker implied by the placement of the apostrophe?).
Here’s a lobster joke:
A man walks into a bar carrying a large lobster and orders a double scotch. The barman pours him a drink and remarks “That’s a good sized lobster you have there.”
“Do you like lobsters?” asks the man, who has obviously had several scotches prior to his arriving in this bar.
“I love them.” replies the barman.
“Well, here. Take it.” The drunken sod passed the lobster to the barman.
“Thank you very much.” he said. “I’ll take it home for dinner.”
“No, no, no.” said the drunk. “He’s already had his dinner, why don’t you take him to see a movie or something?”
It’s also the Christian feast day of Finbarr of Cork, the city where dwelleth Grania.
Today’s Google Doodle reminds us that election day is six weeks away, and clicking on it will, if you’re American, take you to information about how to register to vote in your state. I’ll be out of the country on Election Day but have already applied for an absentee ballot. Let’s drain the swamp!
On September 25, 1237, England and Scotland established their common border by signing the Treaty of York. On this day in 1513, the Spanish explorer Vascu Núñez de Balboa finally reached the Pacific Ocean. This is from Keats, referring to the wrong guy:
Then felt I like some watcher of the skiesWhen a new planet swims into his ken;Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyesHe star’d at the Pacific—and all his menLook’d at each other with a wild surmise—Silent, upon a peak in Darien.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili guffaws at on something Andrzej just wrote. As Malgorzata explains, “In a way this is Hili’s comment on Andrzej’s article of today, “Will artificial intelligence give us artificial rationality?” (funny, ironic, sad and serious at the same time).
A: Did you read it? Reportedly humans are more and more rationalHili: Don’t make me laugh.
Ja: Czytałaś? Podobno ludzie są coraz bardziej racjonalni.
Hili: Nie rozśmieszaj mnie.
Leon: I’ve been waiting all year for this Japanese delicacy.
A tweet from reader Blue, once again proving that cats are part liquid:
https://twitter.com/m_yosry2012/status/1043812517192114177
and a tweet from Matthew. Yes, the Bible says this!
We follow the #Bible so closely we kill our pastor after Church for working on the Sabbath!
Always needing new pastors. DM if interested!
— Rev. Ken Comfort (@RevKenComfort) September 16, 2018
Tweets from Grania: The first one is stunning (turn video on to see dolphins having fun):
Drone caught the exact moment when dolphins and whales are playing. Magical moment!!!! pic.twitter.com/iJvAli2nbx
— Warriors4Wildlife_Int™ 🌐Ⓥ🐾 (@W4W_Int) September 21, 2018
Emus are just bizarre—the most dinosaurian of ratites:
https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1043444568308547585
Sound on:
https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1043889030851698688
Baby tabbies are adorable. Here’s on cooling off in a bodega:
— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) September 22, 2018
Clearly a bird with strongly developed aesthetic tastes. . . .
Poorly Drawn Lines: pic.twitter.com/urZAnOnHE3
— CrankyPappy (@CrankyPappy) January 13, 2017
Grania’s answer to this question is “cat videos!”
Good Morning. Can anybody name a single institution or endeavor that spans political and cultural divides — that unites the country around something positive?
— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) September 24, 2018
Grania calls this “religion as absurdist theater”:
Roman Catholic priest removed for performing an exorcism on a burning rainbow flag.
You'd wonder why … the formal teaching of the Church opposes equal rights for gay people, while including rites for expelling demonic possession from inanimate objects.https://t.co/tlOlWo70B9
— John Hamill (@JohnHamill151) September 24, 2018
I want one of these! This one’s at University College Cork, but I could use it in my office:
Breaking news: Napping is now officially encouraged in @UCCLibrary Do you feel like you need to recharge your energy levels? Then why not visit our newly installed #energypod on Q+3 #boolelibrary Use and be more productive after your 20 minute nap… pic.twitter.com/CYIf775TPA
— UCC Library (@UCCLibrary) September 24, 2018
Matthew sent a cartoon from SMBC by Zack Weinersmith. Clearly mortality is weighing on him, as it is on me:


















